Monday, December 1st 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 26th!
You can't blame Terrence Howard for wanting his ladies to use baby wipes ever since he encountered this. - MaryHadALamb
Runners-up:
Even with her career LITERALLY in the sewer, HoHan won't stop with the peace signs. - Jeffro11
An up close picture of one of Wino's CrackBlackHeads. - LOVEANDERSON
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It was bound to happen
Someone put a face to Panty Puddin
What a delicious looking brownie, I love when the top gets all crusty like that (its the best part). I wish the chocolate chips had melted in a bit more though. I don't like it when that shit stares at me, much less starts throwin' gang signs.
Sure, Kanye West is a "little" confident, but his line of shower products made of his own shit it's just too much!
Please sir, may I have Smore?
Willy Wonka's secret formula
Close-up of Wino's crack scabs.
Pumpkin boy. Waiting to be eaten out by a squirrel.
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Don't forget the crackers!
"Tommy, Dammit! You shit another Nigerian! Tell John to tone it down with your "Stuff a Butt" game!"
How Oompa Loompas get their orange color.
Not to be outdone by other imitators, La Pequena does the Put a Cock Ring On It dance, underwater in a rushing Mexican river! Unfortunately, he's doing Ty Ty's version and is a little confused about which finger to put the ring on.....
Now we know how Brad Pitt knocks up Angelina so quick. His super sperm comes with a kid already.
Wait a minute??? Isn't the chocolate supposed to be on the outside of the peanut butter in a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup!
Well ain't you just the icing on the cake.
Is that toffee?
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NBC Heroes announces it's newest Hero: Peanut Butter Kid
MK's friend reveals his peeking turtle!
New York's clitoris is flashing the sign for "HELP ME!"
We didn't expect the Wentz/Simpson pictures of the new baby to be quite so candid. But he does look like a Mowgli.
Willie Wonka's Dirty Little Secret #2:
(See Above) The benefits of having illegal unknown species working for you- you don't have to worry about getting sued. Because what the hell is an Oompa Lumpa anyway?
Tom Cruise's stool sample
Kim Kardashian's ass in it's first tell all interview.
I don't think you ready for this jelly
Willie Wonka's Dirty Little Secret #1:
It's the Oompa Lumpas that make the chocolate milk river taste sooooo good!
Submitted by mattweis on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:40pm.
That pic was the very first thing I though of when I saw this. Ha!
O I get it! It's a peace of shit!
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First - Whoopi and Annie Lebowitz went for the whole milk, but now that Whoopi is on The View she has stepped up her game and gone for the chocolate milk ad compaign.
Lance Armstrong's remaining ball is getting cocky.
Feces Peaces.
Indian folklore dictates:
Using the peace sign as you go down on shit's creek is always helpful
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
What happens in Paris Hilton, stays in Paris Hilton!
Peace be with poo.
Looks like Paris' man eating vagina strikes again!
Call off the search, Paris Hilton's OB/GYN has been found.
Whitney, here's proof that there are plenty of other doody bubble poppers in the sea.
You can throw short peaceful Indian men in it all you like, but the river of de Nile is still in Egypt.
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
There is such a long line to be adopted by Brad Angelina, that the line is backed all the way up to the genetic pool.
Excellent! ROTFL!
Submitted by Vern on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:15pm.
Latarian has clearly moved on to Sewer-Rat stuff.
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it really is time for the world to end. That's it, we had good run, but this madness cannot go on! Jesus, please push the button! (MK)
What comes out when the fattest man alive, Manuel Uribe Garza takes laxatives.
Bronx Mowgli refuses to come out of the womb, unless it is to pose for the papparazzi.
Allambee shows how he taught Cruise and Travolta to squirt.
Peace be with you too...Little turd.
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
the doody bubble isn't happy about the whitney/bobby reconciliation
NeNe's dad surfaces from the DNA gene pool of possibilities.
And with THAT Angelina Jolie's gynecologist was never heard from again.
Is this what happened to Lafeyette?
Bobby Brown "going down"!
Despite the flood of horshit that it creates, Kanye insists on typing with two fingers.
Now we know why that bitch was stuck to the toilet for two years.
What you can't see is this guy is actually doing the routine to "Put a Ring on it".
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So that was the "fertile water" that Nicole Kidman took a swim in and that she claims it helped her get pregnant...?
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If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. ~Phil Pastoret