Monday, December 1st 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 26th!
You can't blame Terrence Howard for wanting his ladies to use baby wipes ever since he encountered this. - MaryHadALamb
Runners-up:
Even with her career LITERALLY in the sewer, HoHan won't stop with the peace signs. - Jeffro11
An up close picture of one of Wino's CrackBlackHeads. - LOVEANDERSON
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What I want to know is...How does he keep is fingernails so damn white!
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
Not satisfied with the Golden Showers anymore, R. Kelly takes it one step up...
Mariah Carey's stool boy signals that her shit, as usual, does not stink.
Does rap finally die when Lou Perlman gives us L'il Upchuck?
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 1:24pm.
Not a caption.
jazzfish_77!?!? It's been days now and i still cannot figure out your avie!?!?
The photo is from a New Zealand Shepherd's contest. Among other things, contestants must pick up a bull's testicle in their mouth and carry it 50 meters.
Story is here: http://www.stuff.co.nz/4749775a4560.html
This guy was white when he fell in.
That poor Brandon kid from Australia almost died when Nicole Kidman's forehead exploded and he was caught in a gushing wave of botox.
If you don't have anything to eat.
Eat shit. Billions and billions of flies cannot be wrong.
Not a caption.
jazzfish_77!?!? It's been days now and i still cannot figure out your avie!?!?
It looks like Spock bobbing for piglets!?!?!?
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Hold it? Ha! You'll just pull it away and I'll fall flat on my back and kill myself.
Normally quite conservative, Rush Limbaugh is a sucker for a good immigrant vindaloo.
Willie Wonka never told me it would be like THIS!!
Great, first contaminated food from China...now contaminated food from Gary Coleman.
Random Pap Smear slide form Parasite Hilton. Is that you, Chuey????
FOUR! I said I found FOUR holes in the levee!
When 'keeping it real' goes bad.
...if it's brown, flush it down ..
Now that Bobbi Brown and Whitney Houston are divorced, the eldest daughter Bobbi Kristina has taken on the task of helping Whitney with her "doody bubble".
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 1:16pm.
SOYLENT BROWN IS PEOPLE !!!!
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HA! This is a good one.....I rarely laugh at these things but...HA!
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YEEEESSSS!!!
Theyve made an arrest in Reno for the girl who was kiddnapped and murderd five houses down from where I used to live!!!!
They got him!
yeah, yeah, yeah, cry me a river, Adnan. You knew she was a hot mess when you started this shit.
You can't blame Terrance Howard for wanting his ladies to use baby wipes ever since he encountered this.
SOYLENT BROWN IS PEOPLE !!!!
When Asleak Simpson's water broke Pete flashed the Vulture sign for Papa Joe to start whoring out his newest spawn.
Australia's Private Pyle has discovered that he too is indeed in a world of shit
the DUDE! abides...
You can't blame Terrance Howard for wanting his ladies to use baby wipes ever since he encountered this.
Don't know why Ben & Jerry's Rocky Chode ice cream flavor, never made it past the lab....
You can't blame Terrance Howard for wanting his ladies to use baby wipes ever since he encountered this.
You can't blame Terrance Howard for wanting his ladies to use baby wipes ever since he encountered this.
You can't blame Terrance Howard for wanting his ladies to use baby wipes ever since he encountered this.
Vishnu did not believe the story of "the boy who cried Tommy's dungeon"... is he sorry now!
You put your chocolate in my peanut butter!
Gangsta Mud's self titled album is in stores now.
Including his hit songs "Mud Cream for Yo Ass" and "Shit, I think I love you."
Pick up your copy today!
Rosie O'Donnell finally caved and ate one of her kids.
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http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
Kirstie Alley finds long lost raisinette in her folds.
"What a delicious looking brownie, I love when the top gets all crusty like that (its the best part). I wish the chocolate chips had melted in a bit more though. I don't like it when that shit stares at me, much less starts throwin' gang signs."
This is the hands down winner right here. close the voting
xoxoxo The Real Empress of Lucite
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This ho wouldn't know dignity if it fucked her in the ass.- Michael K
Adnan would do anything to get Brit Brit back, so he built a pool filled entirely of frapp.
To David Alan Grier:
We get it. Your Black. Enough Already!
This is Kumar - the Ganga Gangstah!
So this is what happens after Christina Aguilera washes off her makeup.
I'm koo koo for Choco Puffs
The doctor who was called to administer Manuel Uribe's laxative suppository didn't get away fast enough.
Looks like Paris Hilton's pussy troll is getting pissed off!
Michael Jackson bid's farewell to his dark complexion
This is the last known photo of Bindar before he was sucked into the Tommy Girl Fudge Highway. Peace be with you, too, Bindar!
...beneath the good and the kind and the stupid and the cruel there's just a fire waiting for fuel... ~~~ani difranco
What the Gargamel?
Not a caption: Fuck me - I wish I was in there! LOL! I betcha it's all warm and soft in there and the air all around is clean and heavy and that mud has some kinda crazy healing power or something....*end daydreaming*...
ONT:
When you're feeling kinda glum
like there's a midget in your bum
Diarrhea Pblfft! Pblfft!
Diarrhea Pblfft! Pblfft!
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Get into the spirit of giving!:
Send me your arm pillows, cholas and crotchfruit!
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Adnad Ghalib, addressing all the haters from inside Brit's vagina.
Looks like the kind of shit I have the next morning after eating Taco Bell's, McDonalds & Chinese, all from the night before!
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
DOODIE!
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"Who run Bartertown???"
Tommygirl's ultimate fantasy - swimming in the chocolate rivers from Johnny's no-no hole.
MAGNIFIED SHOT OF KANYE'S SKIN
"Sheeeeit, I'm soo black I got brothers chilling in my pores" - Kane West