Monday, December 1st 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 26th!
You can't blame Terrence Howard for wanting his ladies to use baby wipes ever since he encountered this. - MaryHadALamb
Runners-up:
Even with her career LITERALLY in the sewer, HoHan won't stop with the peace signs. - Jeffro11
An up close picture of one of Wino's CrackBlackHeads. - LOVEANDERSON
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vaginal wart in full effect
You never know what you'll catch in Cancun.
Aoki didn't want to dress up as lypo fat for halloween, but it's all kimora could find around the house.
Two years and counting, Whitney's doody bubble revels in it's ever growing size.
Teaser Trailer from Adnan's upcoming sex video, "Inside Britney Spears."
I always told him he was a piece of Sh**!!
Brit Brit escapes from the clutches of Daddy Spears with a double "V" for VICTORY baby!!!
A pimple on Kim Kardashian's ass emerges.
Whitenys Doody Bubble is happy Bobby is Back, its been stuck wayy to long!
Angelina's uterus gets confused and melds together the adopting and conceiving. Either that, or she banged Seal.
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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan
Gary Coleman will do anything to earn a buck these days!!
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Karma baby!!! Go get you some!!!
I didn't know Britney was doing colonic cleansings
They said it was Montazuma's revenge and they weren't kidding.
How you know it's no longer cool to flash gang signs...
Rasin in the Dung
Stretch it out...Caramello!
Gerbil Removal, While U Wait! Call Us.
Don't go chasin' mudderfalls
"Curry" -- Bollywood's version of "Slither."
I know they said shit rolls down hill, but this is ridiculous.
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ILLEGITIMI NON CARBORUNDUM
Things you find in Paris Hiltons toilet....#356
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
One of Wonky McValtrex's cooch critters tries to escape.
yoShart
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You gotta try out this Peanut Butter pool...its AWESOME!!!
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
CALGON....TAKE ME AWAY!!!!!!!!!
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
Chip's A Ho!
Good luck waltzing matilda tonight
Richard-Schlichting-The Big Lebowski
the DUDE! abides...
We like to call this one: Lost in Translation.
Shart for the sake of art.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
When Maddox found out mommy was having twins, he just had to stick his head in and make sure.
Paki-kernals always show up in my shit.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Guess he didn't have a paddle.
One of Wonka's Oompa Loompas got stuck in Willy's taffy pulls again!
I am Mo' Sez, and when I talks with God, I ain't coming back with no damn chipped slabs of stone, yo? Only burnin' bush on my watch is that nasty ho's on 35th Ave West. Drink from my chocolate river, Gs!
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"Corny situations call for corny measures."
Jessica Alba finally gives birth to her brown baby.
So that's what happended to Steadman!!
Oprah TOLD him. He'd never be shit without her.
Clarisse on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 1:38pm
Thanks Winner Winner Chicken Dinner Slut!
I am officially off until December....Monday that is.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Peace from R. Kelly's doodoo butter.
I just read in Guardian that Tommie is really keen on doing a "sexy flic" with Katie. So this is the outcome then.
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Nothing is worth more than this day
J. W. v. Goethe
Wow, that tree dude from TLC is really fucked now.
Bradi!!! LMAO!!!
Jazzfish!
Holy smokes! It's all fun and games until someone ends up with a bull testicle in thier mouth!
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Hold it? Ha! You'll just pull it away and I'll fall flat on my back and kill myself.
With ALLI, I was able to lose 4 pounds in 20 minutes.
St. Angelina's uterus after it explodes.
So this is how you get to the peaceland of Milk and Honey.
M. Holcomb
Now we know where Augustus Gloop ended up.
Is this seriously gonna be on the front page at the top for the next few days?????
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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HORTON HEARS A POO!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
WTF?!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sit yo ass down!
Kapur's family was so proud when he found an original way to immigrate to the U.K and become Prince Willie's willy holder
jazzfish_77 - You have my vote ROTFL!...re the vindaloo comment
Dude Abides? Are you named after the Peggle board? Just curious....
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"