Monday, December 1st 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 26th!
You can't blame Terrence Howard for wanting his ladies to use baby wipes ever since he encountered this. - MaryHadALamb
Runners-up:
Even with her career LITERALLY in the sewer, HoHan won't stop with the peace signs. - Jeffro11
An up close picture of one of Wino's CrackBlackHeads. - LOVEANDERSON
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What chew talking about Willis?
Hey! There's a chocolate homo in my peanut butter!
Manuel Uribe
Looks like Jessica Simpson dropped the kids off at the pool.
During Paris Hilton's autopsy doctors we shocked to discover a small black man had been trapped in her vagina for years, living off of crabs and jizz.
Gary Coleman and wife no longer celibate.
So that's what happens when Madonna opens her vadge (legs)...guy never even had a chance!!
Welcome back, Ms. Hilton. Do you have anything to declare?
With the possibility that Whitney might be getting back together with Bobby... even her doody bubble has to say, "Fuck that!".
Even in the face of death by pooh, Osama Bin Laden Junior gives the infidels two fingers!
Gooses, Geeses, Brangelina wants a chocolate covered Sri Lankan orphan for Christmas
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
The things Nick Cannon has to do for Mariah...
Gary Coleman showing what hes good at... BEING A PIECE OF HOT CACA!
It's a safe bet that people will stop eating Willy Wonka's chocolate bars after seeing this.
So that's what happened to Tattoo!!!
Paris: Ya..well your dick is so small I need glasses just to see it!
Benji: Well your pussy is so big that even it has problems with illegal aliens!
Shihnu of the Tagnopoora Tribe loves it when the American's bring gifts and candies. Especially the Twix ones.
Oompa Loompah Doopity Doo!
Amy Winehouse just barfed on you!
Capital Punishment in Bangladesh: Slide down a razor blade or drown in a sea of snot..this felon chose the later....
Britney's Frapp crap snapped by the Paps!
The whole gang finally believed Linus. The Great Pumpkin was real...and it was coming for them next!
After further evaluation with a magnifying glass the Doctor acknowledged Kanyes claim.
"Well Mister West, I guess you are correct, you are soo black 'brothers be chillin in yo skin and shit', Now can we administer a test to see why you have an incessant problem ranting in CAPS?"
Cdyzzle
Fat Head!
WARNING PARIS HILTON WARTS WILL KILL YOU
BEWARE OF THE OF THE WONKEY CUNT!!!!!!!!!
I'M JUST THAT FUCKING FABOLOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS $QUEENBUNNY420$
when i saw my beer shits had a face, i realized smoking weed with jeffrey dahmer was a terrible idea
Lesson 1289: Don't eat yellow snow.
Lesson 1290: Don't swim in brown water.
A rare look inside Aretha Franklin's sugar walls.
Gary: "Hey Mom"
Momma Coleman: "Hey Baby, how you doing?"
Gary: "Not too well Mom. I'm having a real shitty day"
Momma Coleman: "Is that right?"
Gary: "Yea, it comes in waves."
David Banda's punishment for eating ice cream. Madonna don't play.
Up shit creek without a paddle or a boat.
so that's what chocolate rain looks like
It never takes long for a new guy to fall for Paris
A close-up of a tan grease-covered mole on HoHan's orangy-shade-of-diarrhea-colored skin.
Submitted by CHUNKY BREWSTER on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 2:27pm.
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♥"Late night sex, so wet and so tight"♥ T.I
The sequel to "Two Girls, One Cup."
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“Tomorrow's just a future yesterday."
http://dumb-report.blogspot.com/
This is what happens when you join one of Diddy's bands
Tree Man's younger brother Bubble Brain Boy doesn't understand why he keeps on losing from himself when playing Rock-Paper-Scissors.
***** If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the "up"-button ****
Latarian told me we were going to do "hoodrat stuff". This is not what I had in mind.
Condolezzaa, is that you?
Its just a regular day in the life of Paris Hiltons vagina.
I told her to be careful with the Alli.
Out of all the gangs in Cali, "El Dookie Gatos" have the worst initiation rituals.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
At long last, Gary Coleman and his wife make their marriage official.
Does the chocolate in this peanut butter have any nuts?
I hope that kid knows that all that junk came off Christina's face...
This is what happens when "You cant do that on television" moves to BET
Submitted by DUDE on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 1:52pm.
The Big Lebowski? Aha! I a have to see that again soon. I wonder if that is where peggle got it...probably...Anyway.
Thanks!
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
Zadrak decided to become one with his job of waxing the elephants assholes at the zoo.
Tommy Girl's panty pudding flow so smoov, even the shit be straight gangsta.
Will Smith keeps it real in the midst of Tommy Girl's annual 'Panty Puddin for Xenu' extravaganza.