Monday, December 1st 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 26th!
You can't blame Terrence Howard for wanting his ladies to use baby wipes ever since he encountered this. - MaryHadALamb
Runners-up:
Even with her career LITERALLY in the sewer, HoHan won't stop with the peace signs. - Jeffro11
An up close picture of one of Wino's CrackBlackHeads. - LOVEANDERSON
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jenna jameson's kitty cat seems to have a life of its own.
Latarian Milton finds out the Florida Police have a different view on his hood rat antics...and they dressed him up as a one-nut wonder!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
No, it's not Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo, it's Mr. Stanky the day after Thanksgiving massive diarreah morning shit.
Ajatashatru Goop
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Arnold finally found out what Willis was talking about.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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For a short while, Manuel Uribe was able to enjoy sex with his wife, then he lost her :(
-~*J*~-
Irritable Bowel Syndrome- literally
They found out what was clogging the toilet at 7-11.....too much slushie!
You can't blame Terrance Howard for wanting his ladies to use baby wipes ever since he encountered this.
I didn't know they freeze dried biggie smalls
--yeah, it's gonna do that.
-as tommygirl has finally burst Xenu emerges from the vast floods of shizz that follow carrying a message of peace.
--however I warn you,
--do not look into it's eyes.
La Pequena's long lost brother, Mini Mani'
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Looking to cut back on travel, Anjelina Jolie installs her "I want attention for getting brown children" converting machine to her new home*.
*Local white children not included
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Manuel Uribe's wife post-consumation...
-~*J*~-
The Caramilk secret.
Submitted by David Lerner on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:16am.
Nipple-gate Schmipple-gate. Controversy will really erupt when Janet Jackson's clit pops out to say hello at this year's Super Bowl halftime show.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Not even gonna bother!! :o)
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Where Are They Now: Richard Gere's Hamster
Click here to see the trailer for "Honey I Shrunk the Indian and I Think he Went in My Rectum"
The 2008 remake of the Claymation California Raisins doing "Heard it through the Grapevine" showed a lot of attitude.
Sienna's snatch DOES have a life of it's own!
Latarian Milton is in deep shit...again.
The Marketing firm assigned to Fruit of the Loom should never have worked for Preparation H.
Saint Angelina loves foreign babies so much, she's started shitting them out.
I didn't expect my Hemorrhoid to be happy about Preparation-H but this is ridiculous.
Submitted by misst on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 3:54pm.
LMao that made me laugh
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I love him ♥
Katie Price and Peter Andre finally release the birth video of Harvey
You really know your life sucks when even your feces tells you to "F-off"
"I'm tired of the paparrazi climbing up my ass everywhere I go."
The doody bubble that reunited Brown/Whitney giving total attitude to the paps.
A sneak peek at the cover of R.Kelly's new album -
"I'm as phat as Augustus Gloop, but instead of chocolate I floats in poop!"
Haji tragically realizes he just can't do the "live long and prosper" symbol correctly.
"Chocolate Rain The Musical!"
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Is this the last post of the day?
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Happy Thanksgiving Y'all!
Chris Brown fell in and he forgot his umbrella, ella, ella, aye, aye, aye.
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Sorry, don't hate me.
Montezuma's Revenge, 2008.
Finally, the real reason Whitney's back with Bobby. She had a doodie bubble again
One of Alli's lesser-known side-effects.
"I'll have what she's having" - Estelle Reiner
I guess Diddy is the shit afterall.
What can Brown Poo for You?
All that shit Kanye talks is finally coming down on his ass.
I don't like these gang colors, can we try something else?
After finally giving his virginity to Shannon Price, Gary Coleman wondered what all the hype had been about.
Little superstar just couldn't grasp fame in America....or the American art of flipping someone off for that matter.
You should have seen what happened when he tried hitchhiking. Yeah you imagine a 3 foot high Indian with a helium induced voice trying to hitch a ride on the back roads of Alabama. Let's just say, it did not go well.
Here he's doing his visual interpretation of Old Man River - The Directors Cut.
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
After the trip across the border with her mysterious boyfriend, Britney was diagnosed with Paparrazoids.
"If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it!"
I didn't know you could still get pics from the mini-me sex tape.
IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
Wow, now we know why Whitney Houston is getting back together with Bobby Brown. That's one big doody bubble that needs popping.
Gayle curses the day Oprah started Alli.
Oh clit, what big eyes you have.