Monday, December 1st 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 26th!
You can't blame Terrence Howard for wanting his ladies to use baby wipes ever since he encountered this. - MaryHadALamb
Runners-up:
Even with her career LITERALLY in the sewer, HoHan won't stop with the peace signs. - Jeffro11
An up close picture of one of Wino's CrackBlackHeads. - LOVEANDERSON
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"...and it took me so long to give birth that it was like a RIVER of fluid and it looked brown and the BABY looked brown so that's how we got the middle name Mowgli."- Ashlee Simpson
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
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I have one thing to say...You Bettah Work.
During Beyonce's performance, her clit showed up briefly to give a shout out to Ray-Ray and Pookie.
Tired of being upstaged by his cousin La Pequeña, El Pendejo decides to do his artistic rendition of the Hershey Highway.
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Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? ~C. Montgomery Burns
In a bizarre twist on Columbus's voyage, Wonky McValtrex's snatch tried to find its way back to America, got lost in India, and claimed its first victim.
Peace of Shit
RUN, you little pain in the ass! Here comes the Preparation H!!!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
peanut butter or chocolate? he's so lucky though.
Live NYC shows on RealityBedroom
www.realitybedroom.com
I'd prefer Genital Warts then Gary Coleman on my pussy.
Kimora and I have an understanding, see.
Lohan's fake-tan-infused vaginal discharge claims a victim at the premiere of "Australia"
You said both of Guy Ritchie's testicles were in there, right?
Oompa Loompa,Gary Coleman, fell into the river of chocolate.
Submitted by Zac on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 4:40pm.
Sick of the death stares, Kim's wig finally swallows NeNe whole.
Beautiful!!
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That is a very distasteful quality, I don't care for it in a person.--Lindalou, 11/25/2008
Heeeey, you got chocolate in my peanut butter!
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
TLC really needs to stop with those 'My Shocking Story' specials.
Aretha's chichi nub always takes advantage of a nip-slip photo-op.
Close-up of Ashlee's vagina at 10 cm dilated. Thanks to Papa Joe for the pics!
Extreme close up of Madonnas clit
*this is what A-Rod is snackin' on!*
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Why be difficult I am so smartly dressed and impossible!
Dude, I was so drunk last night, my santorum started talking to me.
Latarian really got into some "hoodrat" shit this time!!
Love me or hate me I'm Still Gonna Shine!!
The new wife of the world's fattest man was quite surprised at what she found hidden in his belly button when they attempted to consummate her marriage.
Hey Madonna and Angelina-
Save THIS FUCKER!!!
I think that dude is having an LSD/Exlax induced hallucination! Yikes!!
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
Rolling...Rolling on the river *doo*dee*doo*doo*dew*doo
Holy shit Webster.
This is the last piece of shit I'm going to direct. M. Night Shyamalin
What the new Senora Uribe, bride of the world's fattest man, discovered on their honeymoon.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Oh please, YOU try being Sharon Stone's interracial baby!
I saw many hot sexy wealthy women on the famous the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^^^^^, if you a are interested , you really should go to have a look.
Shit happens. Especially when your colostomy bag bursts.
The first pictures of Bronx Mowgli Wentz as he enters the world.
The REAL reason JJ was in the hospital - he was too close when Brit Brit had a massive Cheeto and Frapp shit.
Goin' up shit creek WITHOUT a paddle!!
Haha ol' hand in warm water trick, works every time.
That looks like Chet (Bill Paxton) from Weird Science when he gets turned into a doody.
Augustus Gloop was in the chocolate river so long, he has turned brown!
Im stuck in one of Mariah Carey's stretchmarks, Tommy Mottola is here too, send help!
Tito, I warned you not to get Jenna all turned on.
Caramel Ganges
Willy Wonka: Gary Coleman did You Just Piss in the Chocolate River?
Gary Coleman: "What You talking About Willis?"
Oompa Loompa: That Was Fucking Classic Man!
A-Rod takes being pussy-whipped by Vadge's crotch to a whole new level!
"No...YOU got chocolate in MY peanutbutter."
Sick of the death stares, Kim's wig finally swallows NeNe whole.
Damn third world countries. Maybe they wouldn't be so hungry if they quit playing with their food.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Why I hate Butterscotch Pudding
Michael Jackson's Sheets
This is why you shouldn't try to do your own version of Two Girls and One Cup at home.
Just think, for only 89 cents a day, you too could help send little Naeeb the jar of peanut butter that he so desperately needs.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Help me! I've fallen in Wonky McValtrex Coochie and can't get up!