Monday, December 1st 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 26th!
You can't blame Terrence Howard for wanting his ladies to use baby wipes ever since he encountered this. - MaryHadALamb
Runners-up:
Even with her career LITERALLY in the sewer, HoHan won't stop with the peace signs. - Jeffro11
An up close picture of one of Wino's CrackBlackHeads. - LOVEANDERSON
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For only dollars a day you can save this child from living a life trapped inside the walls of Paris' vagina.
Presenting yourself in a pool of frapp wont fool the lady of cheetos, Adnan.
"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson
Tsunamel
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"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson
Meet Dirty Sanchez
Willy Wonka's Chocolate factory has gone Global. Check out this guy at the grand opening at the Bombay India location.
TommyGirl decided he'd like to try more Placenta...only this time, hold the placenta.
A Shitstream Runs Through It
I gave a Milk of Molasses enema today and I swear it gave the same results... an Aborigine peanut. I will never be able to eat biscuits again!
Having grown resistant to the Valrex, Paris' Herpes sores grows out of control.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:23pm.
SNOOGLE for HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!!!
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Thank you MrsJCaesar, I'm so glad you enjoyed my captions. You have described my short and sweet style perfectly! It's way better than what my family says about me!
what Manuel Uribe looked like before he lost that extra weight
Even as La Pequeña get's washed away in a mud slide she still holds on to the glory days when Hilary Clinton was still running for president..."fuck you America"
After examining close ups of Kim's scalp Doctor's discover the real reason her hair fell out.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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...And after leaving the Kabbalah center for good, A-Rod was last seen waving for help from the vice-grip loins of vadge's steroided up muff!
I call him Charlie Brown cuz he comes out whenever I eat too many peanuts.
I like Vern's shotgun approach- this is my fave:
Submitted by Vern on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:15pm.
Latarian has clearly moved on to Sewer-Rat stuff.
Thanks to Dr. Berman, Oprah has finally found her vulva...
Tommy Girl's jealousy of Nicole's new movie gave him the runs and this is the result.
Inside R Kelly's wet dreams
Gary Coleman + skin flicks = not a good combination
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Help! Get me out of Angelina's uterus!!
Before the world's largest man consumated his marriage, he decided to take it slow and try 3rd base first. all right, the ppl from """""""Sugarbabymeet.co m""""""will be more interested in ur comments.......
Happy peanuts soar over chocolate covered mountaintops and waterfalls of caramel. Prancing nougat in a meadow sings a song of satisfaction to the world.
Poor Benji, flushed away and forgotten with Paris's douchewater. Even his peace sign is half hearted.
JJ was delivered in a huge wave of frapp flavored amniotic fluid. The placenta was a cheeto.
The real inspiration for "Chocolate Rain"
The whirlpool in the Oompa Loompa break room is one of the perks at the Wonka factory.
Solange comes out of the basement for Thanksgiving in a caramel frapp inspired ensemble. Starbucks issues a cease and desist letter.
this is probably the best one of them all
Submitted by mutix on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:54pm.
What a delicious looking brownie, I love when the top gets all crusty like that (its the best part). I wish the chocolate chips had melted in a bit more though. I don't like it when that shit stares at me, much less starts throwin' gang signs.
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if Paris didn't have her Valtrex this is what her snatch would look like under a microscope.
This is what happens when Angelina doesn't adopt you, your whole life ends up in the shitter from there.
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When all else fails, Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, Fuck It!
WARNING: PARIS IS ON THE PROWL!
Even the mole in Carrot Top's bush is cute
"It kind of looks like a little girl and her memaw bonding during karaoke hour at Shady Pines."
looks like vaginitis of the anus to me.
Guys....seriously... I cannot eat another Jamaican patty.... I KNOW it's the Jamaican Pattys.
caramel,caramel,caramel,caramel,caramel chameleon. You come and go, you come and go!
Go with the flow Raj.
The Adnan/Britney Sex Tape is finally revealed... and yet another glimpse at Britney's Cheeto Chamber.
Suri's expelled "barley water" is a treatment for troubled Scientologists.
One of Paris Hilton's herpes sores threatens to tell all!
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Fuck soccer moms~ George Carlin
One of Hohans freckles magnified 1000 times.
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I'm just here for the beer.
No...no..really! I am The Man In The Boat!
Reese's Feces
Before the world's largest man consumated his marriage, he decided to take it slow and try 3rd base first.
Hey man, I only took 2 ex lax. No wait....4.
My No No parts wish you a happy Thanksgiving.
Breaking News: Oompah Loompah clinging to life after being washed away by the Caramel River flood...
Tara Reid's bellybutton tells all.
When you're floatin' down the gutter eatin' jam and peanut butter...DIARRHEA!
Even crabs have been outsourced!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"