Monday, December 1st 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 26th!
You can't blame Terrence Howard for wanting his ladies to use baby wipes ever since he encountered this. - MaryHadALamb
Runners-up:
Even with her career LITERALLY in the sewer, HoHan won't stop with the peace signs. - Jeffro11
An up close picture of one of Wino's CrackBlackHeads. - LOVEANDERSON
very good MaryHadALamb
Congrats, funny winners!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Awwwww, Thank You MK!
Celebration of Donuts to Mary and Jeffro!!!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
lmao - good ones...the winning one was gross! but funny...congrats everyone
LMAO those were funny! Congrats winners!!! :)
Rich and famous people suck.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Congratulations weiners!!! It was a hard won battle!!
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I wish I had a million dollars...Hot dog!
Bwahahaha MaryHadALamb! Congrats. Jeffro and LoveAnderson, you funny hwores!
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Fearless
nice job, winners!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Congrats winners on a gross but funny CT!!
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I'm not an amateur psychologist; I just play one on the internet.
Whitney lovingly named all of her doody bubbles. She called this one FLASH.
Bangladesh Capital punishment: drown in a sea of snot or slide down a razor blade. Our friend Sunita Pasim chose the former.
http://www.mypoliticalexile.wordpress.com
The new taffy pull machine in Willy Wonka's factory goes horribly awry.
Bobby Brown tries to finger fuck his way out of Whitney's GINORMOUS doodie bubble he got caught up in trying to pop it out of her fat ass!!
So that's what happened to the Lindbergh baby...
greetings im paris hiltons himen
Another poor soul sucked into Madonna's Vadge. This time another adopted orphan from Africa.
Mellyo
I can't believe somebody got that close-up of Michael Jackson's testicle, attached kid and all.
in other news gary colemans wife has filed a missing persons report for her husband after he disappeared whilst they were consummating their marriage
tiki805
Madonna smuggles latest adopted child into country concealed in her panty pudding
Talk about being up a "shit creek' without a paddle..........
This is what spewes out when you stick 2 fingers in Heidi and the other 2 in Spencer.
Thanks to further microscopic evaluation we now find out the real reason Enrique Iglesias had his mole removed...
Slick Rick aint' got nothing on this snatch: There's midget freaks and trees comin' out of it!!!
Jimmy found himself at peace after the promotion from dwarf tossing to puddin' tossing.
Jose shows everyone how to acheive either "inner peace," or "in-her-piece."
DUDE she just kept cuming and cuming and cuming.
Thats right I'm that GOOD!
Who knew peter Peter Andre's nutsack had a face!
-Ang3lito
And suddenly, they heard a great booming voice from above. "I said tsunami, not poonami! Jesus H. Christ, do I have to do everything around here?"
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Thanks Sheepsie! How you?? It's been a while since I've been on here. Did you have a nice Thanksgiving? I love your new Avie's plaid outfit. :-)
"I think I can! I think I can!" said Poo Poo Charlie as he swam back up the drainpipe.
Submitted by City Barbie on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 8:05pm.
Four flushes and counting, the Unsinkable Molly Brown surfaces once again!
hahahahaha. You always funny.
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Or we walked on the white shore. "Can the fishes see it's snowing?"
I'm finally free thanks to Dulcolax! :-)
Four flushes and counting, the Unsinkable Molly Brown surfaces once again!
Two peace signs in a cup
they aren't getting any better, when do we quit this bitch?
Mr. Hanky campaigning for Barack.
Peter Andre should really stop "tanning his willy;" even his sperm is cumming out brown!
Mike Hunt's Dishonourable Discharge
Well, at least Bobby's back to pick out Whitney's doody bubble...
Star Jones in labor with her firstborn (we all know she's gonna gain back all the weight and then some)
Chocolate Rain meets 2 girls 1 cup...
C.E.
Innerspace 2
Mr. Blonde surrenders to the magic that is DListed.
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That is a very distasteful quality, I don't care for it in a person.--Lindalou, 11/25/2008
"Here's Ray-J trying to escape from one of Kim Kardashian's herpes sores"
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"Oh crap, why did I drink the water here in Mexico,....Oh crap why did I close the bathroom door,.......Oh well, I know my corona is in here somewhere!"
oprah's belly is rich ya'll!
HELP! Get me out of Star Jones' belly button before she wakes up!
Bobby and Whitney got back together because he saw himself in her doody bubble.
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
Another happy victim of Angelina's hypno-vag
While hiding out in Madonna's vagina, A-Rod finds out the hard way that Madge wipes from back to front