Wednesday, November 26th 2008
Carson Daly Is Going To Be A Daddy
Carson Daly has a penis. And a real-life girl with working private parts actually let him stick said penis into her long enough to create a baby. The world is a strange place.
Carson's PR bitch told People that his girlfriend Siri Pinter is knocked up with their first baby due in the spring. "Carson is thrilled to be a father and they are looking forward to an extra special Thanksgiving this year with family and friends."
I will bet my entire stash of Mother's Circus Animal Cookies that Siri is going to give brith to one, big, bulging eyeball with two legs attached. It's totally going to look like this!
ShareThis
Here is what Carson Daly's bug-eyed son will look like in @ 40 years - Marty Feldman
http://www.ingenia-comunicacion.com/tierra-y-triguico/wp-content/uploads...
Oh, and if it's a girl, she may turn out to look like this in 40 years - Ileana Douglas
http://img.coxnewsweb.com/B/05/60/08/image_6808605.jpg
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
TITS on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:40pm.
Submitted by zomay on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:23pm.
Did someone say they have PMS? Try organic Raspberry leaf tea. Drink it in the morning and evening. It really helps female issues. It sounds dumb but it helps balance your energy and works through all stages of life.
*
Or... just take a pill.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
TITS, I know you are against natural remedies but get off my ass.
Is the baby going to be as boring as Carson?
You'll love my blog:
http://MuchBetterThanWorking.blogspot.com
KD, no one famous. I don't need to deal with that crap. Fuck that. Too high maintenance.
***********************************************
But I'm the only one who walk across a fire for you
And I'm the only one who'd drown in my desire for you
-Melissa Etheridge
PSL- Ooo, a personal asst for a famous person? or just a rich dude/dudette?
KD, it's called being a Personal Asst.....:)
they are cool....I've never had to grab coffee.
I like doing that kind of stuff......they are out of town, and this way I still get paid- taking care of shit while they are gone.
***********************************************
But I'm the only one who walk across a fire for you
And I'm the only one who'd drown in my desire for you
-Melissa Etheridge
TITS,
"Or... just take a pill."
Or punch a baby and kick a puppy. Then take all the tags off your pillows!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hold it? Ha! You'll just pull it away and I'll fall flat on my back and kill myself.
PSL- you have to do stuff like that for your boss? And pick up dry cleaning and coffee and stuff? Weird.
Farrah- Cupcake for you! No, I don't know why it smells funny. I swear that is chocolate frosting.
Submitted by la coocaracha on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:31pm
You don't need recipes, just get cake mix from the store and after you mix it all up, pour it in cupcake sleeves in the pan. Piece of cupcake! I made some for Holloween, but last year. I guess It's been a while.
Submitted by zomay on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:23pm.
Did someone say they have PMS? Try organic Raspberry leaf tea. Drink it in the morning and evening. It really helps female issues. It sounds dumb but it helps balance your energy and works through all stages of life.
*
Or... just take a pill.
+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+
Don't forget the crackers!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:36pm
LOL at you know what.
I'm also going to leave in a few. I have a craving for sushi and dammit, i shall have sushi!
*******************************************
And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Farrah.....I had to take my boss's car in to Volvo......was there for 3 1/2 hrs......I am leaving today in a bit too...errands, and then private lesson in Karate at noon.....:)
I'll be back for the afternoon though.....
***********************************************
But I'm the only one who walk across a fire for you
And I'm the only one who'd drown in my desire for you
-Melissa Etheridge
I thought crazy eyes was a closet gay.
Submitted by KD on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:26pm.
Submitted by la coocaracha on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:19pm.
Chill out. Read it again. IF you know how. Now take this cupcake.
-----------------------
Oooohhh
Cupcake
*mucnhmucnhmunch*
I cant remember the last time ive actually had a capcake....I should look up some good recipies and make some for Thanksgiving...
( * )( * )( 0 )( 0 )( o )( o )( ^ )( ^ )( < )( > )
Sometimes dont ask to tell is NOT an issue.
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=459...
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:27pm.
helllooooo Farrah!
------------------------------------------
heeeeyyy!! where were you yesterday? you went MIA!
*******************************************
And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:22pm.
Submitted by la coocaracha on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:19pm.
LMao calm down thats how rumors get started... I think they WANT her to post from her hospital bed but shes not really doing it...
----------------
Alright then....
That sounds more like it!
...cuz if you cant quit dlisted long enough to take care of whatever it is youre in the hospital for then there DEFINATELY is a problem!
( * )( * )( 0 )( 0 )( o )( o )( ^ )( ^ )( < )( > )
Sometimes dont ask to tell is NOT an issue.
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=459...
Woah. I haven't seen this guy in years. IMDB says he's 35? Has he been hanging around with Ali Lohan lately? Dude looks 50.
helllooooo Farrah!
I loved Carson when he hosted TRL. Now, not so much.
***********************************************
But I'm the only one who walk across a fire for you
And I'm the only one who'd drown in my desire for you
-Melissa Etheridge
Submitted by KD on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:26pm.
*ahem* where's MY cupcake?
*******************************************
And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by la coocaracha on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:19pm.
Chill out. Read it again. IF you know how. Now take this cupcake.
Did someone say they have PMS? Try organic Raspberry leaf tea. Drink it in the morning and evening. It really helps female issues. It sounds dumb but it helps balance your energy and works through all stages of life.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Submitted by dead-actress on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:00pm.
With all the fucking weight he's lost, I'm surprised any part of him is still functional.
------------------------------------------------
OMG! DA!!! *dies*
hi sluts!
on topic: EYEBALLS.
*******************************************
And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by la coocaracha on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:19pm.
LMao calm down thats how rumors get started... I think they WANT her to post from her hospital bed but shes not really doing it...
____________________________________________
I love him ♥
WHOS POSTING FROM THEIR HOSPITAL BED????
WHOEVER IT IS, YOU NEED TO CUT THAT SHIT OUT!
( * )( * )( 0 )( 0 )( o )( o )( ^ )( ^ )( < )( > )
Sometimes dont ask to tell is NOT an issue.
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=459...
CTH, Migraine,
I thought it was yesterday as well. Why isn't that bitch posting from her hospital bed?!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Who wanna kup kayke?
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:02pm.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:51am.
*mumbles* what a bitch...
__________________________________________________
*weeping*
I have uncontrollable PMS!
I am ashamed....
☻ I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun ☻
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:31am.
Cupcakes? Who has friggin' Cupcakes????
___________________-
Suri does, that SPOILED BICH! It looked so yummy too. *dies*
Remember long ago when Tara Reid used to date him...she was recently caught saying she wished theyd never broken up because she would be married with kids right now. I bet she seething at this news....so pathetic, Carson Daily is no catch....why cant she move on?
( * )( * )( 0 )( 0 )( o )( o )( ^ )( ^ )( < )( > )
Sometimes dont ask to tell is NOT an issue.
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=459...
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:51am.
*mumbles* what a bitch...
____________________________________________
I love him ♥
With all the fucking weight he's lost, I'm surprised any part of him is still functional.
Her name is Siri Pinter?
Sphinters? I am glad my name is semi-normal and that my name is not dog poo or some shit trying to be all radical and cool
And who would've guess this guy had it in him?
--------------------------------
"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:29am.
you are right, it was yesterday she got induced!
this week is fucking up my brain cause the schools are off today.
-----------------------------------------------
"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:46am.
ok I only have one beyotches but we'll divide it all evenly. LOL
______________________________________________
Too Late
*looking around sheepishly, wiping red crumbs off my chin*
Wasn't it the Pointer Sisters back in the day who sang: "I'm so happy doin the Neutron dance.."
.....
Submitted by KD on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:21am.
No, he looks like Jimmy Neutron!
................................................
it really is time for the world to end. That's it, we had good run, but this madness cannot go on! Jesus, please push the button! (MK)
Siri Pinter was a PA on Carson's shitty show. He is dipping in the NBC peanut butter for his beards.
ok I only have one beyotches but we'll divide it all evenly. LOL
****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Did someone say cupcakes??
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hold it? Ha! You'll just pull it away and I'll fall flat on my back and kill myself.
Can I have a cupcake..please =)
____________________________________________
I love him ♥
ha ha Branderson: do you want a bite of my red velvet?????
****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
There is a God since he and Jennifer Love Hewitt never reproduced.
I thought for a moment that was Stephen Colbert without his glasses.
Nah, Colbert looks better. Handsome is as handsome does, I guess.
Cupcakes? Who has friggin' Cupcakes????
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
LMFAO! You are soo silly! Have you started celebrating already?
Submitted by KD on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:11am.
Don't lie, MK. We all know you don't have any more cookies left.
Bwah hahahahhahah
off topic: yay someone brought cupcakes!!!!!!****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:12am.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:00am.
The only baby I give two shits about is ISMUs. Anyone know how she is
they induced her labor today sometime, last I heard.
-----------------------------------------------
CTH:
I thought it was yesterday. I am anxious to hear too!
Siri Pinter looks very young and also bug-eyed. She was a writer's assistant on the CD Show. I need more such writing assistance.
************************
I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
Carson Daly totally lost me when he went manorexic. Not that I liked him much before, but now he's just....ewwwww.
Submitted by Lexi-J on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:20am.
Proof that some people just look a whole lot better with a few extra lbs!!
______________
I was just going to say he looked better with the extra lbs...
No, he looks like Jimmy Neutron!
http://www.freewebs.com/numba1jimmyfan/Stranded01%20043_0001.jpg