Wednesday, November 26th 2008
Carson Daly Is Going To Be A Daddy
Carson Daly has a penis. And a real-life girl with working private parts actually let him stick said penis into her long enough to create a baby. The world is a strange place.
Carson's PR bitch told People that his girlfriend Siri Pinter is knocked up with their first baby due in the spring. "Carson is thrilled to be a father and they are looking forward to an extra special Thanksgiving this year with family and friends."
I will bet my entire stash of Mother's Circus Animal Cookies that Siri is going to give brith to one, big, bulging eyeball with two legs attached. It's totally going to look like this!
carson daley,hell i thought he was william h. macey
Yeah,
I freaked out yesterday. Maybe it was that shit that happened in Mumbai that put me over the edge. Maybe it was drowning in a sea of bad economy news. (I wrote something to Deb last night under the Bobby Brown/Houston post, explains better).
I took my rage out on this site because perezhilton's response space couldn't fit my rant. It was an asshole move. I now realize that Dlisted actually cuts up celebrities.
Dlisted is pretty cool, and funny.
I should have hit up an actual fan site and not a place where people come to snark.
Sorry I fucked with your shit, everyone.
Peace.
We should congratulate this guy. He fucked Tara Reid?!
Good question, Karl.
What am I doing here?
I call it viral enlightenment.
To speak to the people one must go right to the source, you know?
Mr Blonde,
What exactly where you doing on this site?
I couldn't care less about celebs, I come here for MK's humor. He is freaking hilarious as are many people who come here. I wouldn't give you a penny for anyone famous, but MK, his comments and others here crack me up and laughter to me is priceless.
Oh.
And I invite anyone who can muster up a sound argument against mine to speak up.
Although I doubt many of you will be able to poke a hole through my rhetoric.
Ok.
Stop for a moment and think about why exactly you are on this website. Think about how useful all this "reporting" is to your daily existence. Think about whether these celebrities really care about what you think of them. Better yet, think about the psychology (subconscious or not) behind always wanting to (or "needing" to) know the latest "news" about these people. What is it about you people that trigger the desire to know how many tapeworm-addled Ethiopian infants Brangelina have collected so far? Why does Lindsay Lohan's sexual orientation top your list of things to keep tabs on? Amy Winehouse clearly could give two shits about her own well-being, so why do you?
Just stop for a moment and really, I mean REALLY, think about this.
This compulsion to feed yourself with oodles of useless celebrity gossip really does say something about Western culture (even though it's not so much a culture as it is a brooding group of very, very sad and inert individuals), doesn't it? More importantly, it says a whole lot more about the human mind and its current state of de-evolution. It's tragic.
When will you people realize that this shit is designed for one simple purpose: To keep you stupid. It's actually quite simple. Keep the masses entertained - no - occupied with mindless bullshit so that they continue to support this pitiless industry. Create a race of vegetables incapable of critical thought so that they do anything but inquire into the real issues of our world.
I know it hurts. It hurts bad, doesn't it? Being told the truth, that is. Don't get me wrong. I love movies, plays, music, fashion and all other forms of art. I even greatly admire actors and athletes and directors and all artistic professionals of the like. So do a lot of other people who don't get sucked into this tractor beam of banality.
But this is just retarded. Seriously. Think about it.
The media is a very powerful tool of control. You don't see it, but there are people at the top of this business who are very smart about how they dupe you into subscribing to this crap.
Be selective about what your brain gets exposed to.
Because if you ask me (and a shitload of other educated folks) there is nothing that separates someone who's obsessed with celebrity gossip from a crackhead.
I think there is a name for the eye condition he has: whatever it is, it makes him look bonkers...
Sorry. This guy is butt ugly. And I use the term guy loosely.
James Haven can't find a gal to share his drumstick and this guy gets one pregnant?
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Submitted by Bossy on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:25pm.
Carson is one of those unique people who look better a bit chubby.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:23pm.
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Carson is one of those unique people who look better a bit chubby.
Bitch look like a serial killer. Manson wish he looked that creepy...and whadup wif Carson's nose bein' 10 shades darker than the rest of his busted face? And how old is this ho anyway? Bitch looks a good 50ish...
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i hope the baby is not like him (big eyes).
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He has a very big head!
All I want for Christmas is you oooh oooh baby... MC
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"He got Bette Davis eyes..."
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That is a very distasteful quality, I don't care for it in a person.--Lindalou, 11/25/2008
Carson looks like he has a permanent 23 inch dong (balls and all) up his ass.
He has big eyes and he sure makes a great effort trying to make them look even bigger by opening them like that.
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Cupcake..oh is this like an ink blot test? I totally saw a bulldog getting his neck pinched (two little ears on top two blue eyes and a triangular snout.
Must be the wine talking. My thanksgiving started an hour ago.
I totally think Garfield and his owner Jon share Grave's as well ; )
my 2 yo is sitting in my lap. when he sees the pic of carson he points to it and laughs...
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KD-Oops sorry I missed your comment. What is Carson doing these days....he could always do Jimmy Neutron Live on Ice or something LOL!
Morrissey- That explains it. My immune system attacks my thyroid so I go overactive to near non-existent thyroid function, mine fluctuates all the time. I certainly won't make fun of his eyes...considering that was a big fear of mine when they thought I had Grave's... my hair was thinning out and I thought great...one day I'll have no hair and bulging eyes, won't I be the sight! But his hair and everything else totally says Jimmy Neutron to me :) I totally think he went to a plastic surgeon with Neutron's picture!
His kid is going to come out looking like jimmy neutron.
I'm just sayin'...
MK, Im getting concerned about your little Mother's Animal Cookie problem.
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Submitted by la coocaracha on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:55pm.
YEEEESSSS!!!
Theyve made an arrest in Reno for the girl who was kiddnapped and murderd five houses down from where I used to live!!!!
They got him!
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Late to the party, sorry. Was that the case where it was a college girl from calif.?
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I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
He has a uni-nostril.
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Congratulations!
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As if Tara Reid needs any more excuses to go on a bender.
Congrats!
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he's ageing into william h macy
So Graves Disease could be contributing to his bug eye effect? Weird.
This dude is creepy,I never could stand him on MTV,seemed a bit pretentious to me and a little too kiss ass to the people he interviewed.Kurt Loder was an ass but at least he seemed real.This kid will be ugly fo sho.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Who would want to fuck Bug-Eyes? I mean, really..who would want to fuck this?
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Where's the party at? I don't see anybody around..
Kari- I said the same thing a few comments back. Maybe on pg2. (about him looking like Jimmy Neutron)
Submitted by kari on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 2:29pm.
He DOES have Graves disease.
For at least 2-3 years now.
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oh, fuck this day, I need to get to the laundromat stat.
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Carson either has Grave's disease or something going on..maybe too much surgery.
Am I the only one who thinks he looks like Jimmy Neutron?
He looks like the Crypt Keeper!
I don't think I'd be able to tell this guy and Robbie Williams apart unless they spoke.
From what I understand, this girl Siri is an awesome, open, real person who is a joy to know.
I don't know that he's good enough for her, though I hope he is.
How did he land a chick like her, anyways?!
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"I told my brother all about you, he's gonna love you, only he better
not love you too much or I'll kick his ass."
he looks related to robbie williams
Whatcha looking at, Meth Eyes?
That is a REALLY scary pic of Carson Daly!
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Sit yo ass down!
This jerk is STILL around?
I thought he was gayelle.
Submitted by Zilla: "I thought crazy eyes was a closet gay."
Me too! I've heard some pretty substantial things about that.
Well, you know the closet gays can have kids, too. Look at all the Scientos.
The out gays have them, too, of course. I think they're better parents because they're open about their lives.
Psychopathic eyes!
la coocaracha on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:55pm.
No that one was speeeecial for Farrahcita.
KD..did you give me a shitty cupcake too? I dont like shit too much....you should have made it a jizzy cupcake instedad....I LOOOOVVVEE JIZZZ!
ONT: Carson daily looks like he smells like dick cheese...
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Theyve made an arrest in Reno for the girl who was kiddnapped and murderd five houses down from where I used to live!!!!
They got him!