Wednesday, November 26th 2008
I Blame Papa Joe
A spokeswhore for OK! Magazine told Page Six that some poor bitch is getting their ass fired right before Thanksgiving for spelling Ashlee Simpson's name wrong on this week's cover. The rep said, "It is highly embarrassing and, sadly, someone will probably be fired."
You know, Papa Joe should take the fall for spelling her name wrong in the first place! And Asshole and Pete should both be fired from life for naming their child Bronx Mowgli!
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Reese has had some work done.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
If I bothered to buy this magazine I would boycott it now. Fire someone over some dumbass name?! Papa Joe should have given his brat a normal name. She's now Asspee to me.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
I love how OK appeals to the cheapskates by making sure everyone knows their mag costs 50c less.
Whaddaya know, Ham-Head Spears complaining on an yet other mag cover.
"Um's a growed up gurl, I shudn't hafta dew stuf lik wash mahseff or ware unnerwares if'un eye down't wunt to."
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"Who run Bartertown???"
Seriously, someone is going to get fired over ASSLEE SIMPSON? Oh come now! Over an actual star, I might see it, but ASSLEE SIMPSON?
Papa Joe and AshleE are probably the only ones to notice. Pete didn't even catch that and Jessica didn't for sure.
Damn it to hell! Cold Oatmeal needs to get away from my man! *throws tantrum*
Jaaaaaaaaaake...come to me, Jaaaaaaaaaake!
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