Wednesday, November 26th 2008
I Blame Papa Joe
A spokeswhore for OK! Magazine told Page Six that some poor bitch is getting their ass fired right before Thanksgiving for spelling Ashlee Simpson's name wrong on this week's cover. The rep said, "It is highly embarrassing and, sadly, someone will probably be fired."
You know, Papa Joe should take the fall for spelling her name wrong in the first place! And Asshole and Pete should both be fired from life for naming their child Bronx Mowgli!
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Hi PSL, Hekki!
The "it's" for "its" and "its" for "it's"....arrgggh, that drives me crazy too!
You sluts have a good holiday and I'll be thinking of you while I'm in....VEGAS!!
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so sad someone will lose a job that they probably busted their ass for, either college, grad school, whatever, over this no talent, cock-sucking whore. YOU SUCK!
She needs a sawzall taken to that big chin of hers
Submitted by YabbaDabbaPooh on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 1:15pm.
When Asleak Simpson's
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See? Now, THAT is something to get fired over! If you're gonna go for it - go all the way, you know?
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Submitted by bambam on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:48am.
Reese has had some work done.
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 1:04pm.
What radio siren said. And do you know how many times I see typos on TV commercials, major store window displays and signs? Most often, they are of the "it's"/"its"
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LOL...that made me go look it up. It's been something to which I've been meaning to get around;p
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Submitted by sushi on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 1:09pm.
Can you imagine having Reese Witherspoon's jaw between your balls?
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only if it comes to a choice between that and no chin at all. LMAO
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Can you imagine having Reese Witherspoon's jaw between your balls?
hey radio! that shit drives me nuts too.....
gotta go! see you later!
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What radio siren said. And do you know how many times I see typos on TV commercials, major store window displays and signs? Most often, they are of the "it's"/"its" variety, but I've seen worse. On major brand campaigns and shit.
And when Posh named her kid Brooklyn, I thought it was stupid but kind of original. But Bronx is like the low-rent version of that.
I could see if it was an important typo...for instance it drives me batshit crazy every time I see someone spell "loose" for "lose" or "their" for "they're" or "stalking" for "stocking" or "your" for "you're." I could go on for hours. The point is, who gives a fuck how Asshat's name is spelled? It's not worthy of firing someone. She should be thankful they spelled it that way, because whenever I see it the other way I read it "Asslee."
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Submitted by KD on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:54am.
Somebody call OK magazine. I feel like a prisoner to Countrywide, DTE Energy and Consumer's Energy. It's kinda like I'm a whore and they are my pimps.
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She should change her name again...to Asslee. Jessica should change hers to Messica.
She was born as a Ashley. They changed it later. What's the big deal. These asses will do anything to stay in the news.
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What Papa Joe should've done instead of firing someone for misspelling a name that was already misspelled, was slapping his Asshole daughter and Emo son-in-law for naming his first grandchild Bronx Mowgli! But then again, I'm sure Papa Joe can't wait to count the ca$h when these two bumblefucks attempt to sell the baby pictures to People, US, InTouch, etc. I'll bet they'll be offered all of $4.00 bucks for that sorry shit, hahahaha!!!
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Ugh.. I know it´s mean but I really want Jake and Reese to break up. They have got to be the most boring couple ever... He needs to hook up with some hot piece, preferably a guy.
yeah, I still don;t but Reese's fauxmance.
I will smack Asslee & Pete if I ever see them. What a horrifically stupid name for that baby.
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Somebody call OK magazine. I feel like a prisoner to Countrywide, DTE Energy and Consumer's Energy. It's kinda like I'm a whore and they are my pimps.
A better typo would have been "It's a Goy."
Where's Mrs. K when you need her? I deserve a golden latke for that little gem. :-)
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it really is time for the world to end. That's it, we had good run, but this madness cannot go on! Jesus, please push the button! (MK)
It is wrong to fire someone for misspelling a name that is already misspelled.
BTW, Reese was on Letterman last night and boy, is she boring; I fell asleep before I could change the channel.
Tee-hee, loveanderson.
Asslee needs to familiarize herself with the stages of fame:
1. Who is Ashlee Simpson?
2. Get me an older Ashlee Simpson.
3. Get me Ashlee Simpson.
4. Get me a younger Ashlee Simpson.
5. Who's Ashlee Simpson?
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You are SO OVER when they spell your name wrong.
Now go away, Ashlee
ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:34am.
The more pressing question is who thought Reese was EVER on the bottom?
- I'm sure Jakey was hopin' she would be the Power Bottom....
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
The more pressing question is who thought Reese was EVER on the bottom?
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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan
Stupid. Who cares if it was spelled wrong? Bitch should be happy she was on the cover. And, so what if it's a mistake? It's not like it's brain surgery and I'm sure OK mag is not filled with the highest IQs.
hahahahahahah. wait, who's AJ?
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Submitted by gyeah on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:57am.
Asshole and Reese on the same cover, the Chin Fairy's divine providence.
LOL - All they need now is to add Aniston, and we've got a chin goldmine!
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holy cow, someone will be fired for a pathetic typo that no one gives two shits about, but they can all continue to blantantly lie & make shit up about celebs & thats okay?
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:59am.
Yeah Sheeps i thought it was fake from the go because i find it suspicious that i don't dislike either of them.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:00am.
No shit gyeah! Throw in AJ's smug jaw and Brinee's turkey neck, you've got more chins than a chinese phone book!
hahahahahahah. wait, who's AJ?
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That's pretty uncool all around.
Editing (much less proofreading) is nearly nonexistant these days, so I'm not surprised.
I'm sure someone's getting fired. & it should be the proofreader.
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It's a pretty big screwup, actually - and in these economic times, people should take their jobs seriously. Shit - I'm looking for work and would love to have a job in the city at a mag where I just make layouts of completely non-serious topics.
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Submitted by gyeah on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:57am.
Asshole and Reese on the same cover, the Chin Fairy's divine providence.
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No shit gyeah! Throw in AJ's smug jaw and Brinee's turkey neck, you've got more chins than a chinese phone book!
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Submitted by gyeah on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:54am.
Unless they admit it's fake, or Jake's current BF talks, ya never know. But it sure seems illusory to me.
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
bah haha!!
Asshole and Reese on the same cover, the Chin Fairy's divine providence.
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U Better BackFlip Into A Dip Beeeetch!!!!!!!!
Now drink the PURPLE DRANK all will be fine, everybody is fine, it's fine - LOVE ANDERSON
I doubt she can even write her own name, so it's no big fucking deal.
Hopefully that fired person will turn into a deadly Simpson stalker.
Submitted by KD on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:52am.
Jeffro- you do her accent so perfect. let me try. "Ah yoosta could go out untills 3 in da moanin, buht naw I gotsta go ta bed at 11, like dem nermal peepul. Irg!"
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Well done, KD! Let's awl tawk lyke Brinee fer the dayie!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:49am.
I wanna like Reese but this fake romance with Jake bugs me. Not that it ruins my holiday mood, but why go through life in a contrived romance when she could have a real one?
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Because maybe it is real?? (O_O)
BWAHAHAHAHAHHAH yeah right. =D
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Now drink the PURPLE DRANK all will be fine, everybody is fine, it's fine - LOVE ANDERSON
Sheeps- exactly! Who is going to take the fall when it probably goes across 3 or 4 people's desk before going to print? Probably some intern is gettin' canned for it. The one who was 5 minutes late with the coffee.
Bronx Mowgli, meet Queens Latifah. Queens Latifah, meet Harlem Nights. Harlem Nights,
meet Brooklyn Dodger. Brooklyn Dodger, meet Bronx Mowgli.
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If I were Ashley (HA) I'd call in OK magazine and tell them its no big deal. For real. No one should be fired over a misspell. And as someone already said, more than one person overviewed the cover before it was sent off, so it's not just one person. A day before Thanksgiving, in these economic times, over a LETTER? Get out. I'd have more respect for the magazine if someone's wrist got slapped, instead of actually getting fired.
Jeffro- you do her accent so perfect. let me try. "Ah yoosta could go out untills 3 in da moanin, buht naw I gotsta go ta bed at 11, like dem nermal peepul. Irg!"
If they had spelled it "ASSHOLE" I would have impressed, and probably would have bought it.
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Fire someone for incorrectly spelling the name of a fucking chinny nobody... that in itself should earn a firing!
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The layout person spelled it correctly (i.e., normally). And how many editors approved the cover before it went to print?
I wanna like Reese but this fake romance with Jake bugs me. Not that it ruins my holiday mood, but why go through life in a contrived romance when she could have a real one?
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
Well that is the proper way of spelling it. Thats what you get when your parents try to come up with something "unique" and "different" you end up looking like an idiot. How ironic.
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Happy Thanksgiving Y'all!
Submitted by KD on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:47am.
Hahahaha Im a cheapie 50 cents is way to much for something i can find for free on the Internetz...
They really fire people over shit like this???
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