I Blame Papa Joe

Submitted by MizRo on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 1:05pm.
All that time I thought Jake was gay...

Good for Reese and Jake: they seem like a well-suited couple.
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All I know is the headline says that Reese is Back on Top.
Somehow, I had always assumed Jakey was a bottom.

dramaqueen36524,

I wrote it in more than one thread because there's a few people I offended who I thought should read it.

I'll fuck off for good, promise.

Just felt bad, jesus.

Mornin', Bradi. I'd buy Mr. Blonde's BS excuse if it was just in 1 thread, but writing basically the same shit in more than one, after just joining up, speaks of troll to me ...

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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

Yeah, I know Mr. Blonde is a hypocrite,

I freaked out yesterday. Maybe it was that shit that happened in Mumbai that put me over the edge. Maybe it was drowning in a sea of bad economy news. (I wrote something to Deb last night under the Bobby Brown/Houston post, explains better).

I took my rage out on this site because perezhilton's response space couldn't fit my rant. It was an asshole move. I now realize that Dlisted actually cuts up celebrities.

Dlisted is pretty cool, and funny.

I should have hit up an actual fan site and not a place where people come to snark.

Sorry I fucked with your shit, everyone.

Peace.

mr blonde: don't become the thing you hate.

WTF is up with the Blonde shit?

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Poor Reese Witherspoon.

Promoting her shitty "Four Christmases", looking bad and needing her faux boyfriend to get tabloid attention.

P.S. Jake needs a new beard!

Ok.

Stop for a moment and think about why exactly you are on this website. Think about how useful all this "reporting" is to your daily existence. Think about whether these celebrities really care about what you think of them. Better yet, think about the psychology (subconscious or not) behind always wanting to (or "needing" to) know the latest "news" about these people. What is it about you people that trigger the desire to know how many tapeworm-addled Ethiopian infants Brangelina have collected so far? Why does Lindsay Lohan's sexual orientation top your list of things to keep tabs on? Amy Winehouse clearly could give two shits about her own well-being, so why do you?

Just stop for a moment and really, I mean REALLY, think about this.

This compulsion to feed yourself with oodles of useless celebrity gossip really does say something about Western culture (even though it's not so much a culture as it is a brooding group of very, very sad and inert individuals), doesn't it? More importantly, it says a whole lot more about the human mind and its current state of de-evolution. It's tragic.

When will you people realize that this shit is designed for one simple purpose: To keep you stupid. It's actually quite simple. Keep the masses entertained - no - occupied with mindless bullshit so that they continue to support this pitiless industry. Create a race of vegetables incapable of critical thought so that they do anything but inquire into the real issues of our world.

I know it hurts. It hurts bad, doesn't it? Being told the truth, that is. Don't get me wrong. I love movies, plays, music, fashion and all other forms of art. I even greatly admire actors and athletes and directors and all artistic professionals of the like. So do a lot of other people who don't get sucked into this tractor beam of banality.

But this is just retarded. Seriously. Think about it.

The media is a very powerful tool of control. You don't see it, but there are people at the top of this business who are very smart about how they dupe you into subscribing to this crap.
Be selective about what your brain gets exposed to.

Because if you ask me (and a shitload of other educated folks) there is nothing that separates someone who's obsessed with celebrity gossip from a crackhead.

All that time I thought Jake was gay...

Good for Reese and Jake: they seem like a well-suited couple.

Like it really matters what that lip synching tool's name is spelled? Geez.

Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 1:29am.

She at least got her own theme song, starts with the notes "bow chicka wow wow".

Nite, EEG

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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.

TV,

I believe she has assumed her postion of power, it is proudly displayed in "Nailin Palin".

Night all.

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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.

I'll gladly supply her an endless supply of moose to slaughter, so long as it keeps her from assuming a position of influence.

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TV,

Nah, that is officially known as "Thank Fuck we don't have Sarah Palin killing the moose in our living room day"!

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 12:52am.

That's right, in Canada, it's national "thank god there isn't a moose in my living room day". Reason enough to drink either way.

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TV,

Vodka??? Get out of my way. And Thanksgiving was last month. Thank god we are civilized enough up here to break up our glutinous holidays.

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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 12:40am.

Happy T-Day to you as well, Mani. So long as there's vodka, we all have a reason to be thankful.

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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.

Hey James and all dlisted whores. I'd like to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving. Even though the economy sucks ass and a lot of people are without jobs, there is still a lot to be thankful for.
Love the people you're with, we all need that.

I just hope that my Butterball turkey with the George Hamilton pop-up timer works OK and everything will be great.

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I'm just here for the beer.

James Haven is happy that Reese is back on top! She told him that's the way she likes it but Jake insisted on coming up from the rear!

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It's probably been said already, but yeah: It should have been spelled A-S-S-L-E-E. I'd be proud to get fired for that!

Submitted by forever.now on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 3:57pm.

for people who don't know mowgli is the boy in jungle book.
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AND Mowgli Syndrome is something ascribed to children who have been raised in the wild or abused and neglected!

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Right. As if OK Mag or whatever this piece of crap is actually has subscribers who can read.

Who the fuck cares about the spelling? I have a semi-common name with a fucked up spelling thanks to my mom. You know what? You deal with it when it happens, even if the shit is on a magazine cover.

We have people losing their houses, starving and shit and this ASSHOLE bitch probably whined to get someone fired.

Fuck.

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too bad for the wrong spelling of name. tsk tsk

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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 3:11pm.

My local Hallmark sells a tote bag that says:

"Cat hair, the universal accessory."

My ILs hate me so much they choke when they try to speak civilly to me. Eyeroll. That's the holidays for you.

Slurp your soup and go to your happy place. Dissociative ideation can be your best friend.

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That is a very distasteful quality, I don't care for it in a person.--Lindalou, 11/25/2008

I think online dating is really nice. I meet many nice people at the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^^^^^. You can find your soul mate at this site. You have many chances to date with a millionaire there.

How sad is it to be fired over spelling this skank's name wrong. She falls under the 'shouldn't even be famous' list anyway. I say whomever decided to put the no talent on the cover in the first place should be the one fired.

Thanks, Sibsi!

I'm not-so-secretly hoping that's where MK is vacationing and that I'll run into him all drunk on the Strip and we'll become best girlfriends. That's my little fantasy, at least. :)
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

for people who don't know mowgli is the boy in jungle book. maybe these pair of doofuses watched it.

the cover should have openly mocked the stupid baby name.

people... PLEASE stop with naming you kid after the city in which it was conceived. no one cares and that's just a mean and tacky thing to do to your own child.

I hope the magazine isn't really going to fire anyone. maybe they just said that to placate papa joe.

Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 3:22pm.
Socky if you mil is a snob, be sure to tilt your bowl AWAY from you when your spooning up the last remnants of soup in the bowl.
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Good idea! Uh...my plan was to hold the bowl between my two hands, hold it up to my mouth and loudly slurp what's left at the bottom. Then..wipe my mouth with the back of my hand. I gave her a facial tic last time! Of course, it limited the movement because of the botox. LOL!

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Who gives a fuck? Too bad they didn't go for the lulz and spell it "irrelevent trailer trash who should DIAF for the good of humanity". I am still thinking of what to call Ashleigh.

is mowgli just some name they made up?

god they suck

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Socky if you mil is a snob, be sure to tilt your bowl AWAY from you when your spooning up the last remnants of soup in the bowl.

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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 3:06pm.
Socky - in you avatar pic, are you having a tea party?
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No, I is waiting for the driver. I is going to the country club and slurping soup in front of my future MIL. I'm covered in Bozo's cat hair so it's gonna be fun watching the bitch wheeze her way through the multi-course meal!!! *wicked laugh*

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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008

Socky - in you avatar pic, are you having a tea party?

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House, get out of my frontal lobe!

Forget Asssssshleee! Mowgli? What the fuck kind of name is that?

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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008

Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 2:49pm.

Like Reese has ever been on top.This bitch is missionary only.
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Can you even picture her having sex let alone being naked?

Uptight! Everything is not alright!

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House, get out of my frontal lobe!

Like Reese has ever been on top.This bitch is missionary only.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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This cover is exactly as it should be. A beautiful talented actress taking up the cover space, and the wash-ups and wannabes off to the side, where they belong. What's the problem, and who gives a crap how AssLee spells her name. Fuck Poppa Joe. He should worry about how to spell that God-Awful name that these two idiots gave their baby.

Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 1:13pm.

What radio siren said. And do you know how many times I see typos on TV commercials, major store window displays and signs? Most often, they are of the "it's"/"its"
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LOL...that made me go look it up. It's been something to which I've been meaning to get around;p
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You ENDED that sentence with a PREPOSITION!

I sense you did that on purpose to bait us types.
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Don't forget the crackers!

So a person got a no-talent lip-synching wannabe's name wrong, and they're going to be FIRED? What a bunch of asskissers.

And shouldn't it be spelt 'Okay'?

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Don't forget the crackers!

it is GRATIFYING to see that witherspoon is paid more highly than jolie.

I'm more interested in Reese being on top of Jake. That is one fine-ass man.

But can you imagine losing your job for spelling Ass-hat's name wrong? And HOW many people at OK missed that? Covers go thru all kinds of proofings. And NOBODY noticed? LMAO! Kinda makes it look like Asshat is a bit...forgettable.

We should all write the editor of OK and tell them no one deserves to be fired over that sloth. You guys go ahead, I'm too lazy.

I hate that someone will be fired for misspelling a second Class NOBODY'S name!

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Sit yo ass down!

Reese Witherspoon reminds me of a stuck up bitch. I can't stand her.

Have fun, radio siren!
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Reese Whiterchinspoon needs to STFU.

She reminds me of a yapping chihuahua.

Oh, and Reese Witherspoon annoys me with her whole beard act, too.