Like A Crackhead To A Pipe
Maybe Whitney Houston couldn't find another man who would be willing to pop her doody bubble, because it's been claimed that she might be back with Bobby Brown. The Chicago-Sun Times says that they've been seen around Georgia acting all romantic-like while having dinner together. Apparently, Bobbi Kristina wants her parents to get back together. She probably misses the fucking comedy relief in the house.
One of Whitney's people said they are "good friends whose primary interest is the well-being of their daughter.''
Not this fuckery again. Okay, I will sign off on these two crazy crackies getting back together if they agree to do so in front of the cameras. Yes, they are every shade of fucked up, but "Being Bobby Brown" was some entertaining shit. I mean, who else could deliver gems (made of crack) like this one:
Die-Hard 2 Rules. First one's way better though.
Cheers, Mr. Blond. I agree with much of what you have to say. I've explored the conspiracy theories of 9/11, and I think the answers lie somewhere between the theories, and what the news media feeds us.
I'm going to sign off and enjoy some more "dumbing down", that is "Die Hard-2" on HBO. Whoohoo! And yippee kayay mothereffers!
We're cool. Come back and snark sometime!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Deb,
I do too.
He reminds me of Kennedy. But look what they did to him.
Obama seems awesome, but he answers to higher people. I think Kennedy got offed because he refused to do just that.
I think these "higher" people (who hide in plain sight) are the real problem in this world, and especially in America. I think they orchestrated all of those things you listed that depress you. My rage is towards them and I took it out on a website that became second choice because perezhilton.com's response space couldn't fit that rant of mine.
It was bad form. I'll admit that.
I guess I attacked the celebrity gossip industry because "they" have many hands in that business as well. That's what I meant by the media and all that shit. But I realized that in the end, "they" have their hands in virtually every industry. I also think "they" had those planes flown into the Twin Towers. I even believe "they" designed this economic collapse.
You probably think I'm off my rocker for thinking these things. I wouln't be at all surprised.
But the number of people who think the way I do is growing.
I'm with you. I also have faith in your president elect. But we're all of us on the precipice of enormous change, for better or worse. And I fear that if awareness isn't spread at this critical time, it will be for worse.
There are crimes happening at political levels that never get headlined. There are laws and regulations and legislations that are passed that rape us of our freedoms that the average person has no clue of. A lot of this stuff happens right under our noses, but it's things like tabloids and TV that are designed to distract us from those things.
People have to wake up and understand who is really running this show.
I meant to express all that but I ended up sounding like an asshole instead.
Be well.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 5:04pm.
May the feathers of many deceased turkeys tickle your no-no holes....
Off to work now. Later, Gators!
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Ack! I missed you again! I was looking for your post about...ack! I can't remember now.
ANYWHATEVER! Happy Thanksgiving! Hope work is nice and slow and easy:)
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Send me pictures, bitches!
This vid ain't gwan make itself!
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Mr. Blond, I find the global/US financial crisis, the Mumbai attacks, the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, the continued pollution of the planet, gun violence in the US, war in the Congo, pirates off Somalia, and any religious fundamentalism depressing.
I come here to chill, have a few laughs with cool people, and from time to time, to get serious.
I do however, have enormous hope in the future and in our president-elect.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
May the feathers of many deceased turkeys tickle your no-no holes....
Off to work now. Later, Gators!
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 4:48pm
best thanksgiving evah!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Well, then, have a conversation with me, Deb.
Tell me, what depresses you about current events?
HAHAHAHAHAHA @MrBlonde
Are you accusing us of being "on topic" because if you are that IS the funniest freaking thing I have read from you to date.....
LOLOLOLOLOL.
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Submitted by Mr. Blonde on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 4:37pm.
Since you are on this research mission, and you've obviously been lurking, you surprise me.
If you were paying attention at all to today's posts in particular, they're mostly good natured chat.
Like angel_i put it so well, the celebs are a template for MK's talented kind of comedy. Dlisters gather here to have a laugh, and to discuss the celebs issues either for fun, or in a broader sense.
Speaking for myself, I am well read on current events, which frankly are pretty depressing. Here is a fun place to snark on the people who put themselves out there for public consumption, and forget about the cares of the day here and there.
We're mostly pretty cool people, with whom you don't need to start shit in order to have a conversation. Take care.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Deb,
I registered just to fuck with people. To gauge something, anything.
Which I have (both constructive and asinine responses).
How else is someone like me supposed to address people who are obsessed with celebrity gossip? Going up to randoms on the street and ask them?
Fuck no. I went to the source. That's what people do.
And I wasn't lecturing. I was telling people something they're not always told in the mainstream media.
I am worldly and smart, but that doesn't mean I don't get to fuck around whenever I want.
Submitted by Mr. Blonde on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 3:19pm.
Ok.
Stop for a moment and think about why exactly you are on this website.
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Ask yourself the same question. If all of this is so repugnant to you and is contributing to the fall of Western culture, why did you bother to sign up? Surely a worldly type like yourself has something more significant to do than to lecture us.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
@Mr. Blonde:
See: I forget which thread now.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Send me pictures, bitches!
This vid ain't gwan make itself!
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Oh.
Two more quick things:
1 - I did not mean at all to offend anyone. I was simply bringing up a topic that never gets talked about. If anything, I'm trying to make people who live, breathe and eat this stuff to wake up, if only for a few minutes.
2 - I invite anyone - ANYONE - who can muster up an argument against mine to speak up.
Ok.
Stop for a moment and think about why exactly you are on this website. Think about how useful all this "reporting" is to your daily existence. Think about whether these celebrities really care about what you think of them. Better yet, think about the psychology (subconscious or not) behind always wanting to (or "needing" to) know the latest "news" about these people. What is it about you people that trigger the desire to know how many tapeworm-addled Ethiopian infants Brangelina have collected so far? Why does Lindsay Lohan's sexual orientation top your list of things to keep tabs on? Amy Winehouse clearly could give two shits about her own well-being, so why do you?
Just stop for a moment and really, I mean REALLY, think about this.
This compulsion to feed yourself with oodles of useless celebrity gossip really does say something about Western culture (even though it's not so much a culture as it is a brooding group of very, very sad and inert individuals), doesn't it? More importantly, it says a whole lot more about the human mind and its current state of de-evolution. It's tragic.
When will you people realize that this shit is designed for one simple purpose: To keep you stupid. It's actually quite simple. Keep the masses entertained - no - occupied with mindless bullshit so that they continue to support this pitiless industry. Create a race of vegetables incapable of critical thought so that they do anything but inquire into the real issues of our world.
I know it hurts. It hurts bad, doesn't it? Being told the truth, that is. Don't get me wrong. I love movies, plays, music, fashion and all other forms of art. I even greatly admire actors and athletes and directors and all artistic professionals of the like. So do a lot of other people who don't get sucked into this tractor beam of banality.
But this is just retarded. Seriously. Think about it.
The media is a very powerful tool of control. You don't see it, but there are people at the top of this business who are very smart about how they dupe you into subscribing to this crap.
Be selective about what your brain gets exposed to.
Because if you ask me (and a shitload of other educated folks) there is nothing that separates someone who's obsessed with celebrity gossip from a crackhead.
I know I'm in the minority here, but I don't think Bobby dragged Whitney down (or turned her into an addict). She was plenty crazy before he came into the picture. And, dammit, that show was hilarious and I would piss my pants in excitement if it came back!
I can't believe it: the last smidgen of hope I had for this formerly talented woman is gone.
Kiss Mah Ass!
this is when people finally believed her when she says that she is mad ghetto.
Whitney Houston is done...and the sad part is she was beyond incredible.
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
I hate to say it but these two deserve each other. Sorry for the kids involved.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:40pm.
Do you have any idea how hard it would be to impregnate a pillow? Well, I do, and it's not pretty! Fucking feathers everywhere!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
JH!
I was fixing to MS you over this pregancy nonsense on the Jolie Thread! I miss you, Schmootches!!!!!! Huge!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Happy Thanksgiving, JH. It's my tartan.
Sheeps! good to see you! James Haven did recognize you with that, whatever it is your wearing.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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I'm quilting an Angie head for James Haven's pillow. Big puffy lips...
Cuddle Pillow Thread
http://www.dlisted.com/node/29198?page=4
James Haven, everyone who is ANYONE has a cuddle pillow.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:34pm.
James Haven!!!
hello! I swear I saw you at Century City Mall 2 weeks ago...you were on your Blackberry, and I was shy, so I didn't introduce myself......
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OMG, i would KILL for the opportunity of watching James Haven flow like an angel anywhere!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:39pm.
We got you a cuddle pillow boyfriend.
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For the love of Shiloh what in the name of Knox is a pillow boyfriend?
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:31pm.
James Haven, a few of us dlisted slutz got you a christmas present...
It shouldn't be Angie?
We got you a cuddle pillow boyfriend.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:31pm.
James Haven does love presents!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:34pm.
PSL! Hmmm....could have been. Was James Haven wearing jeans and a black hoodie?
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James Haven!!!
hello! I swear I saw you at Century City Mall 2 weeks ago...you were on your Blackberry, and I was shy, so I didn't introduce myself......
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"Oh God I want to make out with you, but I am a retired scumbag"
-RR
Submitted by James Haven on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:26pm.
James Haven, a few of us dlisted slutz got you a christmas present...
James Haven was at a party with Bobby Brown and all he did was cry to James Haven about Whitney.
BB: "James Haven, what am I going to do without Whitney"
James Haven: Get a job?
BB: I don't know if I can do that James Haven.
James Haven: Well Bobby B. James Haven is trying out for a part on a new show starring Marcia Brady and that chubby gal from that girl group. Maybe you can get a part.
BB: Thanks James Haven. Will do.
Well what do you think he did?! He tried out for the very role that James Haven wanted! And he won!
Bobby Brown not only stole Whitney from him (that's another story!) but he stole the role of a lifetime! James Haven in a reality show? What better way for him show off his acting chops?
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These two belong together!!!!! Their show = tv crack...So will watch anything these crackheads do...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I loved this show!!
Ghetto celebs just can't let go of their FUR.
It's Thanksgiving tomorrow and I am truly grateful for the thought at more seasons of Being Bobby Brown, this show is the shiznit in such a bad way it's fucking awesome.
These two are the definition of crackfoolishness
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/384080529
Im rooting for them. I love a good crackhead couple.
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FTFO @ the title!! I loved Being Bobby Brown. Being a fan of N.E. and Whitney back in the day, BBB is a classic reality show.
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Gawd I miss that show! I used to always wonder what she saw in him until that show, and then it was like Ohhhhh, that's why. Then I wondered what the hell Bobby saw in her ass ($$$)
"Being Bobby Brown" was the best! I loved that show. I am surprised that they cancelled that train wreck.
Whitney Houston is both beautiful and talented but she is also an addict. One reason why things work with Bobby is that they both abuse drugs and alcohol. Obviously if she got clean their relationship would cease to exist.
I too can't wait to read Bobby Christina's biography.
I'm old enough to remember when Whitney was sane and beautiful. I don't care how much you love a guy letting him take you that far down is too much. The show was funny though.
That show was HILARIOUS... I hope they STAY apart, they were SO WRONG for each other! And last I check Bobbi Kristina was happy they were seperated!
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Sit yo ass down!
Word, angel. WTF were they thinking?
I tried watching that show once, 'cause I saw the clips on The Soup and thought this would be hilarious, but watching an entire episode is just depressing.
"The Kiss My Ass" clip rules though!
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Bobby looks like Mr. Aloysius Snuffleupagus dressed up like a pimp for Halloween.
Please, please God let me live long enough to read the memoir of Bobby Christina. (Ditto Lourdes Ciccone-Leon, Suri Cruise [My Two Mommies], and any Jolie-Pitt spawn.)
Aw! What a precious picture - a pimp and his ho out on the town! Being Bobby Brown? For real? That was some straight up crackery right there - that shit was on TV? They thought it would be good for their careers? LOL!
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I bet Kathy Griffin and Joel are so f*cking happy about this news. They must be praying this means Being Bobby Brown will get another season.
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*heavy sigh*
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it really is time for the world to end. That's it, we had good run, but this madness cannot go on! Jesus, please push the button! (MK)