It's Probably Quadruplets!
When isn't Saint Angelina knocked up? Brad Pitt sneezes near her and BOOM! She suddenly has morning sickness. If she uses the toilet right after Brad, ten seconds later she suddenly feels a tingling in her womb from her latest lottery winner. This is why I wouldn't be surprised if InTouch's claims about her being 3-months pregnant with another chosen one turned out to be true. Shit. It's probably four mini-messiahs. Fuck. She's probably carrying a whole 8-person third world family up in there.
According to InTouch, Saint Angie told everyone the news when a waiter tried to pour her ass a booze drink at a restaurant in London. Brad Pitt gave Angie Jo the side-eye because he wasn't ready to go public with the news.
Brangie's spokeswhore said InTouch is lie-telling! They told UsWeekly that she's not pregnant at all. Saint Angie barely presented the twin messiahs to the world last July.
I'm having a hard time believing that she would just blurt it out like that. That's not her style. She would announce the news on the cover of Art Forum. You know, then it wouldn't be considered famewhoring. It would be ART!
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Submitted by KD on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:39am.
Jeffro- Britney is so retarded she'd probably be giggling the whole time.
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Is St. Angie trying to be that Dugger wench? 500 kids and counting...
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Jeffro- Britney is so retarded she'd probably be giggling the whole time.
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Submitted by gyeah on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:30am.
Good lawrd bitches, give your pussy and dick a fucking rest.
Or the IVF tube.
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Submitted by KD on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:28am.
Jeffro- she looks ever MORE like He-Man in your avie! lol
I have a jeep, maybe we could wrap the chain around Britney and use her as a tug-o-war flag.
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Oh yeah KD, let's do that...drama's bringing the beer, if you've got weed we're all set.
...and Tina Turner taken shits with more talent than Skankney!
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Angelina is really pretty, isn't she? But the thing is, I don't like her. Her pregnancy is not that important than homeless children in our country.
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Submitted by gyeah on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:30am.
Good lawrd bitches, give your pussy and dick a fucking rest.
Or the IVF tube.
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Jeffro- she looks ever MORE like He-Man in your avie! lol
I have a jeep, maybe we could wrap the chain around Britney and use her as a tug-o-war flag.
drama and jeffy, LOLOLOLOLOL ha ha Jeffro, bring on the big guns!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:14am.
I'd like to choke Britney but I doubt I could get my hands around that hamhock neck
I firmly believe "ham hock" is not used often enough today. I plan to incorporate it into my everyday vocabulary.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:14am.
I'd like to choke Britney but I doubt I could get my hands around that hamhock neck
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Submitted by Phatchik on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:13am.
Ummm, maybe she turned down the booze drink because she's still breastfeeding the twins?
Ha ha ha good one! Angie 'breastfeeding',*wipes tears from eyes. Brad maybe.....
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I'd like to choke Britney but I doubt I could get my hands around that hamhock neck
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Ummm, maybe she turned down the booze drink because she's still breastfeeding the twins? Also, it's supposed to be impossible to get pregnant while breastfeeding. It's NOT impossible, but it's supposed to be.
I also hate Britney's life.
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Submitted by K2 on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:02am.
He has one movie coming out " Curious Case of blah blah blah" in December and she's still trying to sell that shit masterpiece "Changeling"! Why is she still doing interviews? that movie has been out for almost a month!
I'm going to go out on a limb and say because she's desparate and it's shit. It turns out there isn't much of an audience for her screaming and emoting for two hours. Who knew eh??
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:00am.
LMAO @ that picture of Kate Hudson "fat"
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Yeah, when was she fat? It wasn't news then, so why is it now? It's not really hard to lose 10 lbs in 2 weeks. Especially if you just get over your period. Just don't eat sugar or much salt, work out at least 5 days and eat 15-1800 calories a day.
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This might explain The Brad's guarded appearance on Okra and he was still trying to do the math.
After giving the colossal fail of an interview where Skeletina confessed to being a home wrecker, she does her voodoo on the media coverage we now know she controls herself, leaks this tidbit and presto, the Holidays are owned by Skeletina.
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RPatz should hook up with brit brit. He has the same crazy eye look as her.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 9:59am.
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He has one movie coming out " Curious Case of blah blah blah" in December and she's still trying to sell that shit masterpiece "Changeling"! Why is she still doing interviews? that movie has been out for almost a month!
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Its probably just trapped poo
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I agree with those who say that even if she is pregnant AGAIN Miss Anniston could not care less. I imagine she’s over it all and only pissed off that ol’ blabber mouth can’t shut her pie hole about meeting the dullest empty ball sack alive. 5 kids in four years? I don’t think you could adopt and breed animals at that rate. If she is up the spout again then let’s see the loons wank themselves to death over Bradders super sperm and tie themselves in knots when they realise the contradiction between breastfeeding and getting knocked up.
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Plus, it would have to be triplets at this point- to get maximum attention- and 2-3 pound babies have a tough start in life. As if being born into this circus isn't enough.
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LMAO @ that picture of Kate Hudson "fat"
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Bet it's not Brad's baby....
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I imagine she’s over it all and only pissed off that ol’ blabber mouth can’t shut her pie hole about meeting the dullest empty ball sack alive.
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that's some funny shit!
Man, Shitney has one hell of a linebacker neck!
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Robert P would feel better if he got his hair cut. Or just washed it. Bad hair days ARE a real bummer.
Oh, as for Britney, wha the hell is up with her eyebrows? Someone get that woman some wax or dye!
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Do people actually buy these magazines? Why would you pay money or these dumb-ass stories when you can just come on dlisted and read about it?
Why do they always stick Jen in these stories?
You know why I believe this story? Cuz Whorelina is a collector. She collects things. It's what addicts do isn't it?
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Jesus, woman, give it a rest! Why don't you focus on raising the SIX kids you already have!
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Oh, I don't think so!
Her lying anus of tootery bullshitre is connected to her uterus of Satan's iHole and even Satan is sayin' "GWAD HELL FIRES SKANK, EVEN I CAN'T KEEP THIS SHIT UP!"
The Brad is too drunk now to keep it up, she must have a supply of the rest of his spermies on stand by, to keep herself relevant.
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OK this is November - if she's three months pregnant she would have conceived in August. She delivered in July. Twins by C-section. I've had a C-section, and was told no sexy times for 6 weeks and to be honest when my daughter was a newborn I was so sleep deprived, if I had the choice between taking a nap or fooling around, taking a nap would win hands down..(anyone who's been through this can vouch for that) Granted they are divinely graced to reproduce their perfect DNA as much as possible, there's not way her uterus was healed a month after the twin messiahs were born. But of course the Jolie-Pitts are not mere mortals...
@K2: I think you got a point there. They're weird refusal to discuss anything remotely personal leads me to believe that they're not all THAT happy. Jeez Louise, I know ONE preschooler is hard! It's a psychotic couple of years. I always say it's just like adolescence only 10 times as insane because they have so few words and are just learning about self-control. They have SIX! And two new babies. She prolly loves Maddox so much cuz he's the only one all leveled out now;p I've seen toddlers cry ALL day about a new baby in the house. Seriously - it can't be fun over there.
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I wouldn't be surprised if Angie Jo was pregnant again-the more kids she pops out, the harder it will be for Brad to leave her. It's obvious that this woman has serious mental issues. I feel for all of her kids, I really do. I can only imagine the tell all's we will be reading in a few years.
I don't get why so many people feel she is so beautiful. Her teeth look like a folding fan, and she is almost skeletal.
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Submitted by applehead on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 9:38am.
Damn, Asshole and Petey can't seem to get a cover out of this baby thing, huh?
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Ok, now THAT is pretty funny. They just had a baby and named it some weirdass name and IN Touch still puts Angie and Britney on the cover. LOL!
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 9:42am.
They sound like terrific parents and they think adding more to the brood is going help? Either by adoption or childbirth I think they're adding more damage to the children they already have.
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Nitwitty- I think they are talking about the one she is supposedly pregnant with.
Can this rag go ONE FUCKING WEEK without putting one or both of these two douches on the cover? Everything they print is a lie, anyway, so what's the point? I am so fucking sick of Brangelina. Love how he was on Oprah and refused to discuss a tat, knowing it would erupt in an internet burn-up. What a flaming asshole.
So Pax still no speakie da English?
Shiloh doesn't know her own name?
Maddox will only speak French?
And Zarrah is over all of their asses?
They sound like terrific parents and they think adding more to the brood is going help? Either by adoption or childbirth I think they're adding more damage to the children they already have.
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Submitted by applehead on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 9:38am.
Damn, Asshole and Petey can't seem to get a cover out of this baby thing, huh?
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