It's Probably Quadruplets!
When isn't Saint Angelina knocked up? Brad Pitt sneezes near her and BOOM! She suddenly has morning sickness. If she uses the toilet right after Brad, ten seconds later she suddenly feels a tingling in her womb from her latest lottery winner. This is why I wouldn't be surprised if InTouch's claims about her being 3-months pregnant with another chosen one turned out to be true. Shit. It's probably four mini-messiahs. Fuck. She's probably carrying a whole 8-person third world family up in there.
According to InTouch, Saint Angie told everyone the news when a waiter tried to pour her ass a booze drink at a restaurant in London. Brad Pitt gave Angie Jo the side-eye because he wasn't ready to go public with the news.
Brangie's spokeswhore said InTouch is lie-telling! They told UsWeekly that she's not pregnant at all. Saint Angie barely presented the twin messiahs to the world last July.
I'm having a hard time believing that she would just blurt it out like that. That's not her style. She would announce the news on the cover of Art Forum. You know, then it wouldn't be considered famewhoring. It would be ART!
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probably because brad spends much more time with shiloh
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Oh you know she'll be all sorts of pissed off if she really is pregnant. It's well known that she wants to adopt from Africa again. Zahara needs someone of color to relate to. The honkies are out numbering the adopted kids. LMAO!! Shit, if she is pregnant maybe she did it with someone of color. You know she's probably scratching to add a mixed breed at some point. Poor Zahara, lose lose for her.
Submitted by lizzieb on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 1:25pm.
@TITS
You have a point, it would be like the death of Diana here. That's a time I don't want to live again. At least Diana didn't leave a legacy of fucking awful films that would be played around the clock.
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If something happens to St. Angelina with this pregnancy (severe complications, death, etc.), I'm going to travel to a beach and stick my head in the sand for about 3 months. Like one of you (TITS?) said, a dead martyr is worse than a living martyr.
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I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
I doubt this. As insane as Peealina is, I just doubt the veracity of this story.
How fucked up is it that Shiloh wants to be called "John"? That is a straight-up mess. Sure, little kids say all kinds of crazy shit, but that seems somehow meaningful. Like she cannot identify with the feminine and does so with the masculine.
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If this true, then this proves once and for all St. Angie Jo is batshit crazy.
Submitted by radio siren on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 1:29pm
Or 'America's bicycle'? When Mother Teresa died just after Diana there was a joke that he would sing 'Sandles in the bin'- maybe for madam it could be 'Brad's balls in a tin'?
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If the story is true, they must be having serious trouble in their relationship. She reminds me of the type that would have another baby just to keep her man. Yuck! Her uterus is going to explode.
Submitted by lizzieb on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 1:25pm.
@TITS
You have a point, it would be like the death of Diana here. That's a time I don't want to live again. At least Diana didn't leave a legacy of fucking awful films that would be played around the clock.
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Oh Lord, instead of Elton John's "Goodbye, England's Rose" it would be "Goodbye, America's Horse." That just wouldn't do. It doesn't quite have the same ring to it.
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@TITS
You have a point, it would be like the death of Diana here. That's a time I don't want to live again. At least Diana didn't leave a legacy of fucking awful films that would be played around the clock.
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Personally, I think that once you have a baby - even if you had trouble conceiving the first one -it's so much easier to get pregnant.
Your body is all, "Oh THIS again. I know what to do!"
Of course, I don't know what Angie's been up to.
If that woman has another litter, or even a lone child in the state her health looks like.... well i wouldn't be surprised if it kills her.
and no one wants a dead martyr - they are 1000000000 times worse than a live one.
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Submitted by Granny Clampett on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 9:49am.
OK this is November - if she's three months pregnant she would have conceived in August. She delivered in July. Twins by C-section. I've had a C-section, and was told no sexy times for 6 weeks and to be honest when my daughter was a newborn I was so sleep deprived, if I had the choice between taking a nap or fooling around, taking a nap would win hands down..(anyone who's been through this can vouch for that) Granted they are divinely graced to reproduce their perfect DNA as much as possible, there's not way her uterus was healed a month after the twin messiahs were born. But of course the Jolie-Pitts are not mere mortals...
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I used to work with a much older lady and when she was young, after she gave birth to her first child, her husband insisted on sexay times a month after the baby was born, and she instantly got knocked up again! So her two kids were born 10 months apart and in the same year. Scary.
And you know Angie Ho is not sleep deprived. She has an entire army of help to take care of her kids for her. She's up for hand-picking sperm out of Brad's balls that are in her purse as we speak any day of the week! She probably feels that much more secure every time she presents him with another kidlet.
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It could be true. Everybody knows you have to stay away from the dic after you give birth. I think its for about 6 weeks. Your body becomes a baby making factory. If you have unprotected sex within that 6week period. You're going to get knocked up.
Ho buster #1!
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:49pm.
Considering Angie needs Fertililty treatment to get pregnant, and she was supposedly nursing the twins in the first two months of their lives, I doubt she is 3 months pregnant. They are only 4 months old!
Maybe there was a special offer. If you took the clinic up on their ‘IVF for anorexics, buy one, get one free’ offer you get a caesarean, tummy tuck & lipo with the next set of embryos implanted all at the same time?
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:48pm.
Jeffro, LOVED Brad as the stoner in "True Romance"!
so fucking FUNNY!
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That was a riot too, I had forgotten that one! "Floyd" You've gotta be some kinda cool to pull off a name like Floyd.
Great cast in that flick, Hopper, Walken, etc.
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I just saw Brad again in thirtysomething, of all things! SO adorable, I just wanted to eat him up!
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Considering Angie needs Fertililty treatment to get pregnant, and she was supposedly nursing the twins in the first two months of their lives, I doubt she is 3 months pregnant. They are only 4 months old!
Jeffro, LOVED Brad as the stoner in "True Romance"!
so fucking FUNNY!
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The cover of US is even better:
HOW ANGELINA TORTURES JEN!
WHAT SHE SAYS BEHIND HER BACK!
HOW SHE GOT NUDE ON SET TO SEDUCE BRAD!
Luvs it;p
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I don't think this is true. First she's going to adopt one or two orphans, THEN she's going to breed again. That's the pattern, isn't it?. First two orphans, then the blob, then another orphan, then two blobs. Besides, it needs a big photospread on a magazine to "break" the news. These two don't take a step before giving interviews or having shitloads of pictures of themselves taken.
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This is getting out of order.
Brangelina needs to stop making babies every time they realize their relationship isn't working out as planned.
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Let's be honest, having kids for them pays more than movies...
And who stops breastfeeding after 3 months? That woman should be kicked, hard.
It is FAR from impossible to get pregnant while breastfeeding! It is a myth that breastfeeding provides any protection from pregnancy whatsoever.
Submitted by Phatchik on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:13am.
Ummm, maybe she turned down the booze drink because she's still breastfeeding the twins? Also, it's supposed to be impossible to get pregnant while breastfeeding. It's NOT impossible, but it's supposed to be
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She blabbed to an interviewer that she is no longer breast feeding and apparently stopped after 3 months (knowing her it was 3 weeks). Maybe she turned down the booze drink because she was already high or something:-) Either that or she doesn't like to mix her anti depressants with alcohol!
lizzieb - agreed. But you know it's impossible for such pompous, holier-than-thou, full-of-themselves, egotistical, overrated, under-talented, publicity whores such as Brangelina could EVER shut their fuckin' pie-holes for more than 5 minutes....unless of course you cut their tongues out! Now that would be NEWS I could sink my teeth in, LOL!
p.s. Where is James Haven? He should be weighing in on this shit, and how! Come back J.H., WE MISS YOU and your luscious lips!
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Submitted by lizzieb on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:08am.
Submitted by K2 on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:02am.
He has one movie coming out " Curious Case of blah blah blah" in December and she's still trying to sell that shit masterpiece "Changeling"! Why is she still doing interviews? that movie has been out for almost a month!
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I'm going to go out on a limb and say because she's desperate and it's shit. It turns out there isn't much of an audience for her screaming and emoting for two hours. Who knew eh??
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Yeah and HIS new movie is 3 hours long! Wasn't that bomb of a movie Jesse James a 3 hour snorefest as well? These 2 need to just call it a day and hang up the actor cap. Stick to selling baby photos and taking on pet projects and stay the f*ck out of hollywood!
They need to stop fucking each other without condoms/birth control and take care of the kids they already have.
I just copied this on one of my brave outings- from People.
11:26 AM Anonymous Says:
Why does Ange have no friends? She says she's best pals with both her ex husbands but seems to have no women friends? Why?
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Maybe because most women are back stabbing, bitter, jelous, biatches. I'd take my men friends over women anyday.
So, an Ange fan is someone who doesn't like women. It is all clear now and thanks to this comment we need never consider their motivations again. Thanks Anon!!
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ITS ROBERT PATTERSON!!!!
Yeah...something does seem a little off kilter about him to me. First he was biting the her majesty Tyty's neck, crazy, then he looks like he just climbed outta a sewer in every interview he does...just sweaty and unkempt....nevervous breakdown city!
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ah, I doubt this is true.
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cadebra1961- do you know what? I could put up with them if they ever made a film I thought I could watch, or kept their botoxed faces shut for five mins or didn't have such rabid fans. In which case of course they wouldn't be them I know but why do some people love them so much? It really disturbs me somehow.
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lizzieb - yeah, I agree, it IS scary over there! However; I was hoping to goof on those Brangeloonie freaks just for fun. BTW, Pigez also isn't on this story either. God how I hate Brangelina! They're soooo overrated - they're even worse than Bennifer of 2001-2003. Thank God that shit is over, hahaha!
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Submitted by cadebra1961 on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:55am
Fuck, even I am too scared to go there.
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I just popped over to JustJared, and surprisingly, this newest revelation isn't even news there! Amazing but true - the last story on Whorelina was Friday, 11/21. I was hoping for the Brangeloonies to come out of the woodwork. Perhaps Pigez might be on it. I'll be back & let you all know.
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:04am.
lizzie - thanks for that JJ gem
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lizzie: You're a very brave woman
Why thanks. I hope all you Yanks have a lovely Thanksgiving. I don’t really know what it entails but if it means a Christmas dinner and no pressies to buy it sounds rather nice.
The JJ-ers are starting early for Ange being overlooked for her shite ‘work’. I anticipate this:
U R ALL JELLUS. Angie didn’t get a nomination cos Jen-Fur (she’s hairy cos she’s Greek LMAO) has played the victim and even tho Good Dad Brad is totally happy and loved up and making babies day and night with this gorgeous saint people who are obese ocean screamers feel for poor Jen -fur and no their husbands would leave them if someone as sexy and talented came their way. She won’t play the HW game cos she’s got too many lives to save. She’s like Princess Diana and Marilyn Monroe all in one ovary pulsating person. She’s too private and won’t let them have pictures of her beautiful family that they love all JUST as much as each other the kids they made in their beautiful bodies and the ones they rescued from a life of not being famous. And they are having too much hawt sex to care what you hairy chinned bit*hes think. That’s true and whatever you say we no it’s cos ur jellus. True dat. Who needs an Oscar when you’ve got BAMPZSKV and all the new babies- Zalagadoo, Bibityboo and Bibity boboity boo.
Edited as I left out S for Shiloh. Like her mother does.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:04am.
Mornin', GIG. I just mean that, if she were to disappear into motherhood (yeah, right) or something else, we wouldn't miss her except to make fun of her. Maybe that's the same as what you said. To me, she contributes nothing to society--not even entertainment.
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Jesus Christ, Shitney! BOO FUCKING HOO! You made your fucking bed, now like the fuck down. While I miss crazy Shitney (not that she's gone), she should be on her hands & knees thanking her father, K-Fed, the courts, her attorneys, & anyone else involved that she even gets to see her kids after all the shit she pulled. But I guess that's not what a cool chick would do.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:13am.
I also hate Britney's life.
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I LOVE Brit's life because she's miserable! Which is hilarious since she created the mess her life is herself.
She sounds like petulant 15 year-old being punished for breaking curfew.
lizzie - thanks for that JJ gem. I will have to go there to get a laugh.
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Submitted by dollyface on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:59am.
salem13 -
Ps. Angie your vagina IS NOT A CLOWN CAR STOP IT!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
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Submitted by lizzieb on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:55am.
YES YES! Between b-list action movies, voice overs and Meet Joe Black part 2 (Case of Benjamin whatever) these two great actors make up the new Katherine Hepburn and Humphrey Bogart. Screen legends!
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Happy Thanksgiving Y'all!
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Ps. Angie your vagina IS NOT A CLOWN CAR STOP IT!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
The things I do for you lot-well, I know you have a holiday coming up. A gem from JJ.
Jadeide @ 11/25/2008 at 9:49 pm I will boycott watching the Oscar FOR EVER if Brad Pitt and Angelina don’t get an OSCAR for their extraordinary talents, the choice of movies they made, their dedication to do their work during the filming and after the movie is out.
HW and Oscars people should be as professsionnal as theses two finest actors for the last 30 years!
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Awwww, thanks, Snowy Girl! I just left you T-giving wishes on MS. The Child will have a wonderful time, not eat a thing (picky little shit!), & Mom will still insist that since it's her house, he can have dessert.
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I wonder what that giant X/word tattoo across her belly looks like after being stretched, sliced, and diced for two pregnecies?
Ps. Angie your vagina IS NOT A CLOWN CAR STOP IT!
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Happy Thanksgiving Y'all!
IF she really is pregnant which I doubt, that can't be good for her body. A c-section is no walk in the park and to have another pregnancy right after one is not smart.
also all this talk about her belly...HELLO she just had freaking twins! she can't go all slim and bump free immediately after having those two cut out, oh wait...tummy tuck..nevermind....
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:40am.
Submitted by KD on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:39am.
Jeffro- Britney is so retarded she'd probably be giggling the whole time.
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Right up until her head popped off. Then we pick teams for soccer!
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