It's Probably Quadruplets!
When isn't Saint Angelina knocked up? Brad Pitt sneezes near her and BOOM! She suddenly has morning sickness. If she uses the toilet right after Brad, ten seconds later she suddenly feels a tingling in her womb from her latest lottery winner. This is why I wouldn't be surprised if InTouch's claims about her being 3-months pregnant with another chosen one turned out to be true. Shit. It's probably four mini-messiahs. Fuck. She's probably carrying a whole 8-person third world family up in there.
According to InTouch, Saint Angie told everyone the news when a waiter tried to pour her ass a booze drink at a restaurant in London. Brad Pitt gave Angie Jo the side-eye because he wasn't ready to go public with the news.
Brangie's spokeswhore said InTouch is lie-telling! They told UsWeekly that she's not pregnant at all. Saint Angie barely presented the twin messiahs to the world last July.
I'm having a hard time believing that she would just blurt it out like that. That's not her style. She would announce the news on the cover of Art Forum. You know, then it wouldn't be considered famewhoring. It would be ART!
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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 12:46am.
Itsthebrit - if it ever comes on tv try to watch the invasion with her in it. they remade invasion of the body snatcher. really fucking bad.
That is bad.I watched it for Daniel Craig and had to give up as it was soooooo poor. Rubbish. I nearly said I wonder what happened at the end, but I don't care. Unles it turns out the aliens were all called Xenu.
On topic. Go away Brange, and take your litter of piss ridden kids with you. We are all bored now and you can pimp your life all you want but I have as much chance of becoming Pope as either of you getting an Oscar.
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Whatever. These two are just in it for the media.
Itsthebrit - if it ever comes on tv try to watch the invasion with her in it. they remade invasion of the body snatcher. really fucking bad.
aliens replace all the people with emotionless drones except her. unbelievable eh? watching her trying to show emotions is hilarious.
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Oh no you din't!!
Off topic: I just watched the Stepford Wives and I had to express myself. I've never really seen any of Nicole Kidman's movies, but WOWWWW, she's awful. That part in the beginning where they tell her she's fired, her acting sucks balls. How the hell did she ever land so many movies?
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Submitted by James Haven on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:27pm.
Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:24pm.
Please do Farrah! and also, give you know who a big SMOOCH from James Haven!
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i just went to MySpace and sent you my email.
The you know who is gonna be so happy and sad that he missed you. But since you haven't been around, i haven't been able to purchase exclusive Mary Kay stuff, so we have no other option but "beauty sleep"!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:24pm.
Please do Farrah! and also, give you know who a big SMOOCH from James Haven!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by James Haven on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:20pm.
Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:18pm.
FARRAH!!! **KISSES**
James Haven left several messages on your myspace and never heard back! How are you beautiful girl?
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oh, dear, i haven't checked MySpace in AGES! but i'll go and check your messages and give you my email address.
Me and the you-know-who have been missing you like crazy!
Angie MUST stop having/adopting/stealing/wishing for more kids. Our poor james haven has too much on his hands!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:18pm.
FARRAH!!! **KISSES**
James Haven left several messages on your myspace and never heard back! How are you beautiful girl?
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by James Haven on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:14pm.
JAMES HAVEN!!!!
*dies*
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
James Haven is on his way to Marky Mark's annual BIG Thanksgiving party. But he wanted to wish all his favorite ladies a Happy Thanksgiving and don't get stuffed unless it's the good kind! *wink *wink
Anyho, James Haven is here to tell you that this is untrue! Foul! Angie is not with child. She simply had a big lunch and the paps snapped her photo, and that's how the rumor began.
James Haven is knee deep in poop and told Angie in no uncertain terms, that he cannot take one more baby in this house!
On a lighter note --- Daddy Voight called "Jamie" as he calls James Haven, and asked if he would like to join him and Swoozie Kurtz for Thanksgiving Dinner. Seems he Swoozie are thisclose or did he say Susie Wurtz? Whatever. Daddy told James Haven that they would just be at home watching "Lifetime" marathon movies. James Haven decided to pass.
Not that he doesn't enjoy a good tearjerker but it brings back painful memories when it was just James Haven, Angie, a bowl of sunflower seeds and a Lifetime movie. Who could resist the fine acting of Heather Locklear?
Happy Thanksgiving you sexy bitches!
SmOOches!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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100 bucks says Brad leaves before the next baby is born. If he doesn't, then he leaves soon after.
At this point she can deliver her offspring via the Healthy Sneeze method and her teats deliver milk like a fire hydrant.
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ugh I can't stand her! She's such a skank and I'm pretty sure if not before by NOW Jen is over it. By now Jen probably thinks this is ridiculous and funny and pathetic.
Angie Jo is officially a farm cow; no offense meant to cows. She's just gettin' that vet's shot full-o'-sperm up her cooch and pumpin' those calves out, damn.
and LMAO! better be true hahaaaa!! These two fame hos be writing the jokes for us now!
Angelina needs to stop poking holes in the condoms to keep her man. One of these days Brad MIGHT catch on. It is SO obvious she had kids to TRAP brad.
Why are we talking about Angelina when Britney's pain is there on the cover! What are we doing about Britney? She hates her life! Who will rescue her??
Submitted by Two Drink Min on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:40am.
If you haven't seen this...it's funny
You might be a brangelunatic if...
http://itscandytv.com/2008/08/you-might ... loonie-if/
^^^This is the funniest shit ever...it really is scary some of the shit these people do, a maddox tattoo, a Shiloh montage? Really, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?!
Don't believe for a minute that Angie Jo would do anything that wasn't preplanned and calculated. You can be sure she knows exactly when, where and how the next half dozen are coming. For goodness sakes, she just had twins, even with the eating disorder shes bound to have a little pooch.
On the other hand, I think its kind of sweet that they talk about their kids. I think the real reason that other celebrities don't is because they don't even see their kids. I think Brangelina actually does spend time with theirs.
@cringe:
Yeah - I was thinking "SOMEBODY is not getting enough attention from Brit's management these days..."
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forget about angie baby its bit bits true to life photo I like without the photoshopping!
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 7:14pm.
Submitted by Lory on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 5:21pm.
Really?!! I was under the impression that you could NOT get pregnant while nursing (not that I would ever try this).
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Believe me, if you do NOT want to get pregnant, please, NEVER EVER have unprotected fuckey times
while nursing. I know too many peeps who have back to back children because of this tale.
People who do not get pregnant while nursing are the exception not the rule, not to mention extremely lucky.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
She is single handedly responsable for the over population of the earth, I bet if her naked body was ever shown not photoshopped, her chest would have a row of nipples like a brood sow(mother pig)
Submitted by Lory on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 5:21pm.
Really?!! I was under the impression that you could NOT get pregnant while nursing (not that I would ever try this).
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DO not try this at home ladies!!!!
It is very possible to get pregnant while nursing.
Don't ask me how I know.
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Maybe we're crazy
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I don't think Brad was in on this. She's a saint so it's probably an immaculate conception. I can't wait til her holy water breaks to hear the celestial choir above chant; "SUCKERS!"
Submitted by Lory on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 5:21pm.
Really?!! I was under the impression that you could NOT get pregnant while nursing (not that I would ever try this).
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Submitted by Lory on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 5:29pm.
Submitted by K2 on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 4:18pm.
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Get your ass ready for the next W spread. It will contain pics of them kids doing caca on the carpet, pissing all over the HOly bed and frontal bath time at the Jolie Pitts galore.
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well we will be going through puppy withdrawal any day now, so this isn't a bad idea.
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House, get out of my frontal lobe!
I am not buying this one.
All I want for Christmas is you oooh oooh baby... MC
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What interview did are you reffering to?
If she's pregnant so soon after the twins it would be very fast and probably not planned by both of them. If the story is true sounds like she might have got herself knocked up fast out of fear of losing Brad and he's pissed off about it. Either way she certainly didn't look too healthy or happy in the interview I saw her give last night. Her skin looked bad, she was very thin and tired-looking and far from the polished screen star she looks in most interviews and pics. I just think no matter how many nannies you have its still going to take its toll on you having that many kids, working and doing UN work. Its surely only a matter of time before the whole thing implodes.
Submitted by K2 on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 4:18pm.
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Get your ass ready for the next W spread. It will contain pics of them kids doing caca on the carpet, pissing all over the HOly bed and frontal bath time at the Jolie Pitts galore. In the end they will make Diddy look like a class act. Trust.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Please, let this be true... If she is pregnant, rest assured she planned it and told Brad the old lady tale that "you can't get pregnant while you are nursing". Brad is as sharp as a brick so he fell for it. They deserve each other. This is the kind of couple that lives to make each other miserable. They might last a year... or FOREVER! Muahahaha!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Uh Brangie...you guys do know that you can eff just for fun right?
I doubt this one,like Angie would utter words to a waiter.She probably orders her food using hand signals.
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like angie would order food !
He said that? What more prove do we need that those kids are nothing more than a publicity stunt...Usually "actors" say "Oh im here for the movie I dont want to talk about my KIDS" What a freakin douche indeed
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yeah, he also told another interviewer about Pax peeing on the "time out" chair! These two can't shut up about those kids. Still not sure if that's as bad as Jolie saying she walks the red carpet with pee stained dresses! Holy shit I hope these children have a sense of humor ... they'll certainly need to fall back on it as they get older and realize what fucking morons they have for parents!
I never hear other celebrities go in to depth about personal stories that involve their kids. It makes you realize that these particular children are used as a product.
"Dere was an ol' lady who lived in a shoe.
She had so many kids....
Her uterus fell out. Oooooooooh!"
-Andrew Dice Clay
Submitted by anonymous7643 on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 3:35pm.
the tabs really have it out for the chin for no apparent reason.
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no apparent reason? how 'bout this one:
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I doubt this one,like Angie would utter words to a waiter.She probably orders her food using hand signals.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/384080529
This woman again? Boring. well, Brad did say he wanted a soccer team. I love how they had to include that photo of Jen... the tabs really have it out for the chin for no apparent reason.
ART FORUM? You little intellectual you....
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Just the other day, some magazine had a picture of her with an arrow to her stomach pooch with a caption like, "Pregnant again?"
Do these fucking morons who write this shit know that she JUST had TWINS 5 months ago?? What woman wouldn't have a little stomach??
Poke me in the eye, please.
http://www.myspace.com/hes_so_blind
Well, she's probably not pregnant, but if she is, I think it's time she find another hobby and a good shrink.
Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 2:54pm.
Geez. The scary part is I don't see this affecting china and it's practices at all.
Maybe they could bury all the dead at the spanking new olympic site in beijing.
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House, get out of my frontal lobe!
Oh my goodness, here we go again.
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Since this post has to do with babies, For all you out there who have infants and formula-feed them, be careful. They found traces of melamine in the top-selling US formulas. Here's the link to the article:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,457710,00.html
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Submitted by lizzieb on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:55am.
The things I do for you lot-well, I know you have a holiday coming up. A gem from JJ.
Jadeide @ 11/25/2008 at 9:49 pm I will boycott watching the Oscar FOR EVER if Brad Pitt and Angelina don’t get an OSCAR for their extraordinary talents, the choice of movies they made, their dedication to do their work during the filming and after the movie is out.
HW and Oscars people should be as professsionnal as theses two finest actors for the last 30 years!
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Did an actual person type all that out? Wow.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Submitted by K2 on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 2:42pm.
Yes, he told the world that but couldn't tell anyone the meaning of his tattoos! what a douche
He said that? What more prove do we need that those kids are nothing more than a publicity stunt...Usually "actors" say "Oh im here for the movie I dont want to talk about my KIDS" What a freakin douche indeed
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 2:33pm.
Wait I missed the whole thread where do you guys get that Shiloh likes to be called John? That is all kinds of weird
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Brad told Oprah that in his interview. Said that Shiloh will only respond to the name John - that's what she wants to be called. Yes, he told the world that but couldn't tell anyone the meaning of his tattoos! what a douche.
JAMES HAVEN where art thou?
come out come out wherever thou isth
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House, get out of my frontal lobe!
Wait I missed the whole thread where do you guys get that Shiloh likes to be called John? That is all kinds of weird
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How fucked up is it that Shiloh wants to be called "John"? That is a straight-up mess. Sure, little kids say all kinds of crazy shit, but that seems somehow meaningful. Like she cannot identify with the feminine and does so with the masculine
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Either that or Maddox let her in on the fact they have a "papa john" that Jolie won't let them near. Ironic she refers to herself as John and looks like John Voight on top of it. Jolie must cringe every time the name is mentioned!Shiloh isn't winning any points with mommy.