That's My Skank!
When Aubrey O'Day was kicked out of Danity Kant (typo, but it stays), she gave some motivational speech about how everyone thinks she's just some gutter whore and that she's sick of defending herself as a woman. It was truly touching. Well, Aubrey is showing the H8RS that she's not just some "suck a dick for a dime bag" bitch by posing for Playboy. That's right, Aubrey! When you fall off that horse, take off your top, get right back on and ride until you're raw. When life gives you two plastic titty sacks, pose for Playboy!
TMZ says that yesterday in a NYC studio, Aubrey was doing what she does best: skanking it up! The spread is reportedly being shot by Markus Klinko. A source also said that cats were somehow involved.
Duh. They had no choice. When Aubrey took off her chonies, the alley cats starting breaking windows and crawling through the ducts to get in. They thought their rotten fish Thanksgiving feast came early!
Aubrey makes me so proud. My genitals tear up at how she's overcome the odds. She continues to get sluttier and sluttier by the day and this is a truly beautiful thing.
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I find her face disturbing in this picture (and in general, really). But I have to admit that I like the roundness of her figure-- except for the implants.
Aubrey is my current favourite skank, I just want her to fully embrace it and stop denying she'd lick the dick cheese off a dude for 5 bucks.
I think if she dyed her hair darker and laid off the drugs (i'm assuming and i'm sorry if i'm wrong) then she would look a lot better again. And maybe lay off the alkie too.
to what someone said, about why "cute girls have to get makeovers", it's cause of crazy things like people calling this girl "fat" when she is borderline too skinny! that's just one reason, IMO!!!!
Another whore wanting their fifteen. YAWN!
oh and i meant her face and hair, her body is awesome. She was a little bigger before....and it looked awesome then too. I'm not with people on being freakishly skinny when you aren't made that way. I don't like it if it's not natural. But it's not freakish if you are naturally really skinny, then it looks good.
she has nice lips and i THINK they are real. If they aren't well her real lips are nice too, i remember. But everything else she looked so much better on making the band when she was first on it.
She looks pretty darn good from the neck down!
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Why didnt' they pshop the white glare from her face?
that's atrocious.
she needs eyebrows too.
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What? She's not posing with her dog? ESCANDALO! She is SO fashion forward!
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Such an unfortunate face.
Her "career" was on life support post-Diidy anyway. A nudie pictorial pulls the plug on it for good, no matter how "tasteful" the split beaver shot.
How soon before "Behind The Music" finds her working the night-shift at a Reno whorehouse?
I had no idea who it was in the picture. I guess she is hard up for cash.
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What's with her face in this pic? Drunk, stoned, Down Syndrome, or all of the above?
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shes totally out-fliths blohan...blech!
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LOL! I never had chillins, so my belleh is just a curve...maybe lil curvier than that. As far as where I store fat...ma boobs. The minute I drop a pound I seem to go down a cupsize.
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Oh I don't think she's pretty, i just think she has a well formed lower half.
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Hold it? Ha! You'll just pull it away and I'll fall flat on my back and kill myself.
Clarisse: I think her body is nice, too (except for those implants). And I'm a straight woman, too.
She's all right now, but when she gets past 30, that lovely little curve of a tummy is going to get unmanageable. Especially after kids. I should know.
I always have a little tummy like that - even when I was 104 pounds (and I'm 5'5"). You know how some people collect fat on their saddlebags or butts or thighs? Mine goes to that little pooch. Never since puberty have I had a perfectly flat stomach.
For real, she could do porn. She should call up Vivid Video. She crossed that fine line between sexy singer and box girl.
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she should just do broadway or something not playboy, i mean eww
They thought their rotten fish Thanksgiving feast came early!
Thanx for the visual. ;barf
I do NOT think this skank is pretty.
she is just disgusting.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:39am.
Well the thing is Clarisse *whispering* My tummy looks like that AFTER I suck it all in....imagine what it looks like when its hanging all loose...actually dont imagine it
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NO! A tummy tuck? That is the perfect tummy! IMO. Skinny but with a gentle curve. What? No...I like boys...really!
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Hold it? Ha! You'll just pull it away and I'll fall flat on my back and kill myself.
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what's wrong with her face? ishk - she looks rough
Oh my god I was just looking at myself in the mirror today and I was like why the fuck am I skinny and this gut is just sticking out? I look like this chick except for the fake boobs and face lmao im just talkin about the tummy anyway why would she pose like that? I dont even think I would wear a bikini looking like this
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Good thing Mr. Prez is on vacation--this would shatter his illusions and ruin his Thanksgiving.
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She looks like she just got mouth-fucked by Nazis unconscious
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Do skanks like this one have parents?
Proud parents?
or just parents?
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She could have at least found some classier panties to wear.
Oh, and SKINNY FAT ALERT!
Danity Kant indeed. Ew.
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Hold it? Ha! You'll just pull it away and I'll fall flat on my back and kill myself.
i think her body looks fine, she has the typical slutty, bloated thin shape, fake boob look...she is definitely more hustler or penthouse sleaze. although playboy has been steadily getting deperate lately & going downhill fast. her face is just not appealing at all, maybe they will just throw a kitty on her head.
Why is she always so greasy? Do they make some kind of tranny ho spray to coat her with before they take her pic?
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looking rather 'straight out the trailer'!
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wtf is up with her face? It's amazing how one can age 30 years overnight.
Submitted by laurensav35 on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 8:45am.
remember when she used to be cute and skinny...
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Although, I don't think she's fat here, I don't get why cute girls think they have to get plastic make-overs. I never really liked her, but she used to be cute, now she's just like every other skank after their 15 are up, they head over to playboy. Tragic.
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Looks vaguely like a tranny zombie who desperately tries to put its severed head back in place.
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She looks like she tried to hard to be sexy and failed miserably..what's up with her lips pose??
oh wait maybe she's trying to give us a hint of her downtown's width..
ps: MK, Burke won DWTS! No, not your eternal enemy..thanks God..
remember when she used to be cute and skinny...
What's wrong with her face in this picture? She sort of looks like Marilyn Manson after he got a boob job and dyed his hair blond.
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