Hell No
My hotel doesn't get Bravo. Fuck. The end. Done. Finished. Goodnight. Life is caca. It's a wrap. All of the above. I fucking swear, I'm about to get on a Big Wheel and pedal my ass to the nearest joint that gets Bravo. Tonight is the television event of my life and I'm going to miss this shit. I should sue a dumb bitch over this! Somebody please call my ass and hold up the phone to the TV while "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" reunion is playing. It will be like the old timey days when they just listened to the radio and shit.
I'm going to miss Kim explain why she wears a wig made out of dog pubes. I'm going to miss NeNe beat down Kim with her eyes. I'm going to miss Lisa Wu having a "Lisa Wu moment." This is the worst moment of my life. Ugh. Some beautiful soul who cares about humanity (i.e. ME) better put this entire shit on YouTube.
And now I must go and cry into my dildo, hoping to dream about all the amazing and beautiful things that are happening during the reunion show. All of you lucky skanks who get to watch this shit better be grateful for this gift. DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!!!
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Well girls, I just took a test and guess what?
I'M PREGNANT!
With a poo baby.
You're the father.
Oh Nitty, you are so learned and stuff.
O/T; Are those hookers drinking mimosas?
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Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? ~C. Montgomery Burns
I like them brown, yellow, Puerto Rican, or Haitian
Submitted by snippy on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:56pm.
No problem MK. It will still be rotating when you get home.
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It will? What you talkin bout, Willis?
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SQUID BRAINS, please. --MK
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:06pm.
Submitted by kacky on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:03pm.
Kim's disease is called Mange.
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AHAHAHAHAHA...Now you know you ain't right for that...Ok, you DListed right for that, but that don't mean it's right...Ok, yes it does! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by kacky on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:11pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:06pm.
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Ow, you made diet cream soda come out my nose!
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No pain, no gain, bebe. A good nostril cleanse is important. ;-)
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SQUID BRAINS, please. --MK
Okay, I found the live updates, but TITTS, it just hit me..If MK's got the internetz to talk to us, he's already got these...He's only an hour away from the BravoTV webcast of the episode.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
@ kacky--aand sadieg--
ROTFLMAO !!! I owe you both a pitcher of margaritas for the live blogging.
GF, I should have been wearing a Depends!! LOL.
Submitted by SadieG on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:57pm.
Kim already explained the wig!
"Lets talk about my hair. It has been incredibly difficult to read the comments making fun of me and my hair. Before it was all said and done I had very little hair on my head. I had no other alternative in my eyes other than to purchase a hair piece. Do you really think I would walk around with a hairpiece on if I didn't have to? "
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SQUID BRAINS, please. --MK
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:06pm.
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Ow, you made diet cream soda come out my nose!
Submitted by obeyani on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:09pm.
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Her son is doing that for you. Major league punishment for giving the younger kids a better life than she could give him.
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They were dork-sided!
Submitted by lboogie82 on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:56pm.
haha thanks! liked the smoking dig.
no tv here, and when it's posted for downloading online, i often can't be arsed.
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BALLOONS!
The colors of these frocks remind me of the original Star Trek, in that they're from a parallel evil universe.
MK, The image of you on a Bigwheel made me smile. Thanks!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
yes! Coto bitches are the best bitches!
althought i kinda want to kick tamra in the cunt.
hahaha we gotta keep it classy!
That photo looks like a bad prom from the '80's.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/384080529
Submitted by kacky on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:03pm.
Kim's disease is called Mange.
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SQUID BRAINS, please. --MK
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:49pm.
Nitty? Can you live blog this shit in the comments here?
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I'm on it now, TITS...sorry..I'm a failure, I was on the phone with my Mama..sorry, it's her birthday... Decisions...decisions!
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by SadieG on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:57pm.
Kim already explained the wig!
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Yeah, but bitch had that fake ass hair on "Are You Hot?" no? Ho just tacky...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Those are some ugly ass bridesmaids dresses.
Someone needs to call out Sheree about her age. NO FUCKING WAY she's 38.
sheree infuriates me. where does this sense of entitlement come from?
MK? A HOTEL??? You better be spendin' Thanskgiving times with yo' mama...and/or your boo, Andy Coo, cuz if you holed up in some cheap ass hotel with a skank ass ho during holiday times, then...
Well...Wait, *looking around cheap motel room...looking at hired skank ass ho...taking another swig of Jack Daniels out da bottle...*...Well, den nebamine....*hic*...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
the best part is watching andy not bust out the ghettosmack along with them!
That pink dress is horrible. what the frock?
Kim already explained the wig!
"Lets talk about my hair. It has been incredibly difficult to read the comments making fun of me and my hair. In fact I think its rather disgusting that people would even comment on it before knowing the story as to WHY? I am so disappointed in the fact that people would judge me or anybody for that matter. About three years ago, I got really sick I lost 20lbs and my hair was breaking off. My doctors couldn't figure out why. After many visits to specialists they thought I had cancer (they confirmed I didn't after a couple months).It was by far the most devasting time of my life. My daughters were four and eight. I just couldn't imagine not seeing them grow up. I decided to get hair extensions put in. It only made matters worse .. .before it was all said and done I had very little hair on my head. I had no other alternative in my eyes other than to purchase a hair piece. Do you really think I would walk around with a hairpiece on if I didn't have to? "
No problem MK. Bravo repeats stuff countless times. It will still be rotating when you get home.
WTF?!?!
so, kim's explanation for her wig was so cracked out. she tried to play it off like she had, had cancer but when they tried to question her more about it it she came clean and said, "no, it turned out i didn't have cancer. but i remember sitting in Chili's waiting for that phone call to find out if i did or not, it was SO hard. i am just grateful to be alive. i wear it for other health reasons i don't want to discuss." hahahaha.
and then andy asked her about 5-6 times if she had cancer, just to make it clear, and after she answered no all 6 six times, he then proceeds to ask her... so do you still smoke? haha. after she made a huge deal about being so happy to be alive and cancer free.
yeah, just a little update.
i need to get a life.
That sucks!!! Don't worry Bravo will repeat it over and over for the next month! Can't believe you didn't set your DVR!
Nene needs to snatch Kim's wig off her head, a la a Flavor of Love reunion show.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Omg. It has to be online somewhere....right!??!!?
I think you should THANK your lucky stars MK!
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I don't know why sometimes I get frightened
You can see my eyes, you can tell that I'm not lyin'
-Split Enz "I Got You"
Nitty? Can you live blog this shit in the comments here?
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I feel the same way Mk.
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
How does one cry into a dildo? I'd like deets, please.
Time to burn down Atlanta again. Where's General Sherman when you need him?
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SQUID BRAINS, please. --MK