Hell No
My hotel doesn't get Bravo. Fuck. The end. Done. Finished. Goodnight. Life is caca. It's a wrap. All of the above. I fucking swear, I'm about to get on a Big Wheel and pedal my ass to the nearest joint that gets Bravo. Tonight is the television event of my life and I'm going to miss this shit. I should sue a dumb bitch over this! Somebody please call my ass and hold up the phone to the TV while "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" reunion is playing. It will be like the old timey days when they just listened to the radio and shit.
I'm going to miss Kim explain why she wears a wig made out of dog pubes. I'm going to miss NeNe beat down Kim with her eyes. I'm going to miss Lisa Wu having a "Lisa Wu moment." This is the worst moment of my life. Ugh. Some beautiful soul who cares about humanity (i.e. ME) better put this entire shit on YouTube.
And now I must go and cry into my dildo, hoping to dream about all the amazing and beautiful things that are happening during the reunion show. All of you lucky skanks who get to watch this shit better be grateful for this gift. DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!!!
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Trying to not read the comments...Reunion not on in SF yet.
Have my Cheez-its, margarita mix, and tv ready!
Cryinto into a dildo...no haven't seen that.
Now crying onto a dildo....please, you could set a watch by
how often some boy tears come from that....hehe
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:42pm.
Cuz I got yer back: leaving the mushrooms off your pizza will cut down on the tooth gap nightmares. Werd.
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I did not know that.
To return the favour, you can't use a vibrating toothbrush as a dildo.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:39pm.
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*checking appearance in the mirror* *preening* *preparing molotov cocktail* *climbing out of hamper* Okay, who's first?
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Charles Manson on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:26pm.
GODDAMN FUCKING BITCHS. THOSE GODDMAN FUCKING CUNTS. THEY LOOK THEY ARE REAL AND GOOD READY TO SUCK SOME FUCKING COCK. STUPID WHORE ASS FUCKING BITCHES. THEY LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF FUCKING WHORE ASS MOM WEARING BITCHES THAT HAVE BEEN GODDDMAN STUFFED IN MOM JEANS
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So...would you hit it?
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SQUID BRAINS, please. --MK
Oh MK. That's terrible! Take comfort in knowing that Bravo will definitely re-run it. Because seriously? Best hour of television this year.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:42pm.
Yeah, cuz Anthony Perkins would kick his gay ass out in two seconds. Homey don't play dat. ;p
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well he didn't but them he changed his mind and he did.
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Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Probably
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:39pm.
Submitted by kacky on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:28pm.
What kind of cheap ass hotel doesn't have Bravo?
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I hope he's not staying at the Bates Motel.
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Yeah, cuz Anthony Perkins would kick his gay ass out in two seconds. Homey don't play dat. ;p
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:39pm.
K, just making sure I wasn't the only one. Her face appears in the dark screaming and her tooth gap swallows me whole.
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Cuz I got yer back: leaving the mushrooms off your pizza will cut down on the tooth gap nightmares. Werd.
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SQUID BRAINS, please. --MK
AWWWW, MK- that sucks :(, HOW DREADFUL! because the reunion show was the shit! i hope it will be on youtube FOR YOUR SAKE!! i hope you have a happy thanksgiving! xoxo~
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:37pm.
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Tiger, If you look out your window in so cal tonight don't be surprised if you see a mad woman running down the street with a flip flop in her hand...
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:33pm.
*sniffs*
We don't give castanets to those who wear poly.
Although if you wanted to literally cast-a-net, you could certainly use her weave.
*takes another shot*
I crack myself up. (It's a distasteful quality in a person.)
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SQUID BRAINS, please. --MK
Submitted by kacky on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:28pm.
What kind of cheap ass hotel doesn't have Bravo?
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I hope he's not staying at the Bates Motel.
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Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Probably
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:37pm.
Is that a serious question?
Ever since watching MK's clip of that bidness, I sleep with the lights on.
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K, just making sure I wasn't the only one. Her face appears in the dark screaming and her tooth gap swallows me whole.
I knew Lisa was the one who went back and told on NeNe but it did show that Kim is a fucked out liar. I mean really. That whole cancer story wtf was that? Bitch needed to be called out right hten and there.
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Nitty: Oh shit, I missed that one. Will I have to rub someone out for you Don Nitty since I didn't know such important info. about MK?
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Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? ~C. Montgomery Burns
I like them brown, yellow, Puerto Rican, or Haitian
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:36pm.
Is that a serious question?
Ever since watching MK's clip of that bidness, I sleep with the lights on.
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SQUID BRAINS, please. --MK
Submitted by kacky on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:28pm.
What kind of cheap ass hotel doesn't have Bravo?
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And why he not stayin' in his Mama house????? Aw, hell naw, MK up to some hood rat stuff...Somebody call his mama...I know somebody got her number....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by mike on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:28pm.
Submitted by lahlah on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:22pm.
Does Dwight have a mullet weave?
Whatever it is, it was first popularized by The Cryptkeeper.
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You're beautiful, mike. Snaps.
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SQUID BRAINS, please. --MK
Has anyone had any nightmares about the dark-sided God warrior yet?
*tossing a pair of castanets to the "dumb as a sack of hair" bitch in the flamenco dress* Dance! Bitch! Dance!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:29pm.
Nitty: You think MK jumped up and down on his couch and waved his jazz hands when her heard that? *handing you a margie*
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DeeDee, you didn't get the memo? MK quit using his Jazz hands after he saw Rosie O's new show promos! But I'll take that drink, mama!
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:26pm.
Nitty the best gift you can give your mother is to forget her b-day.
It will give her ammo for a full year.
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Either that, or enough guilt to use against me everytime she has another bronchial episode or biopsy and I'm not there to hold her hand!
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Nitty: You think MK jumped up and down on his couch and waved his jazz hands when her heard that? *handing you a margie*
LMFAO @ mullet weave!
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Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? ~C. Montgomery Burns
I like them brown, yellow, Puerto Rican, or Haitian
Dwight is a hot mess! His hair is killing me, but NOTHING beats his comments about Kim. That was definitely the best part of the show.
Also am I the only one who thinks that NeNe and Sheree are now friends again? I hope not because Sheree is the best character ever.
What kind of cheap ass hotel doesn't have Bravo?
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They were dork-sided!
I like how Chestica 2.0 was try to blame her nappy ass birds nest she calls hair on cancer yet she said she never had cancer, but some illness or some shit that never happened.
I know some broads with cancer and their hair looks like something out of a Vogue ad compared to Kim's.
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When all else fails, Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, Fuck It!
Well I KNEW I had some swimmers there, but this is more than I could ever hope for!
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you can name them knox and viv.
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BALLOONS!
Submitted by lahlah on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:22pm.
Oh shit. Does Dwight have a mullet weave?
Whatever it is, it was first popularized by The Cryptkeeper.
Mrs K, I wub you. And miss you.
Lisa might be my hero.
...but Dwight just stole the show!
NeNe said thank you to yah boo and invited him to call her sometime.
Kim admitted to the wig.
Sheree is under the delusion that she by Sheree will have a fall 09 release.
DeShawn is getting a master's degree.
Can't wait for Season 2!
Submitted by Zeroelle on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:25pm.
Dwight is a divo, not a diva. He likes what's in his toolbox.
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More like a TiVo since he's only there as a stage prop, imo.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Dwight is the best looking howeave on the set! He's the only one keeping it real...and he loves him some mimosa! I had hoped to see bloodshed. The croc tears shed by Kimmiepoo were as phoney as her wig/excuses/singing. I guess she really is a haBITCHual liar.
Nitty the best gift you can give your mother is to forget her b-day.
It will give her ammo for a full year.
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BALLOONS!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:17pm.
Well girls, I just took a test and guess what?
I'M PREGNANT!
With a poo baby.
You're the father.
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Well I KNEW I had some swimmers there, but this is more than I could ever hope for!
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Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Probably
There was an explanation about K-A-T but I was eating pretzels and I crunched at a crucial moment so I don't have it.
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HAHAHHAHA
that happens to me *all* the time! You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy.
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BALLOONS!
I don't care what else they said. All I know is that Kim's wig was brought up and that's all that matters! Kim's wig is the star of the show.
Dwight is a divo, not a diva. He likes what's in his toolbox.
Submitted by lahlah on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:22pm.
Oh shit. Does Dwight have a mullet weave?
hahaha, he kinda does.
haha omg we gonna have to bring you up to the 21st century Kim! hahahaha BURN
Oh shit. Does Dwight have a mullet weave?
Here's a running recap for you MK:
Nene has a new, short wig. She don't like Kim. She tells Kim that Kim knows that Big Papa is never going to get a divorce. NeNe only strips for mah boo Gregg.
Kim says she wears the wig because she *sob* was sick but it wasn't chemo because she didn't have cancer. I guess the disease will remain a mystery, just like the identity of Big Papa. Translation: she didn't have time to make up any diseases yet! There was an explanation about K-A-T but I was eating pretzels and I crunched at a crucial moment so I don't have it.
DeShawn has no idea how much she pays her household staff.
Even though she doesn't sketch, sew, or know the first thing about textiles, Sheree is qualified to be a designer because of her "vision". She does not beat her servants. She doesn't know what "gold digger" means. Leaving NeNe off the guest list was an accident. She knows NeNe talked about her but feels she did not talk about NeNe, even when she was saying stuff about NeNe.
These are some long-ass clips. Not enough content for the reunion itself, I guess.
Kim called Twisted Hearts a "pretend foundation". It comes out that Lisa stoked the fire by telling Sheree and then Kim about NeNe's funny song. Lisa accuses Kim of lying about cancer.
ooooOOOOoooo NeNe say Kim is a RACIS'!
Uh oh, here comes Dwight and his tight frozen face. He got hair extensions. He told Kim her look needs to be brought up to the 21st century.
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They were dork-sided!
Kim called Twisted Hearts a "pretend foundation".
Pretend Foundation is what Kim wears on her ho face.
*double snap*
Oh yeah, I's jiggy tonight, hobags.
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SQUID BRAINS, please. --MK
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:15pm.
O/T; Are those hookers drinking mimosas?
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Dee, I need one of your famouse margies fo' show...they just announced Dwight as one of the "secret" Housewives!!! I just know MK is fanning himself as we speak!
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Dwight "How dreadful" Eubanks has been named the honorary 6th Housewife. LOVES IT!
Submitted by kacky on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:18pm.
Or even better--diet cream soda boogers. That has a nice ring to it. ;-)
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SQUID BRAINS, please. --MK
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:13pm.
Y'know, my little furball, if you go to WebMD with the hair loss symptoms Kim herself describes, it's either mange or syphilis.
I thought I'd take the high road here, cuz I'm classy like that.
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SQUID BRAINS, please. --MK
Lisa just had her "moment". Now Kim is switching her story around. I hate that bitch.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:12pm.
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I am noe going to require that my sweetie call me "sweetboogers".
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They were dork-sided!
NeNe was working on her "pertend" foundation: Twisted Hearts. And yet she thinks Kim is two faced with Sheree. OMG...Kim is a habitch-you-all liah!
*Sending MK a load of circus cookies*
Sorry, Bruddah.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
There isn't one cancer that makes you lose your hair, dumb liar. And you don't get chemo because they "think you have it". "About three years ago I started losing my hair" and she's got a four-year old. "Postpartal hair loss" - Google it moron and save your money. Shouldn't have kids if you want big country hair. Dolly never did.