Hell No
My hotel doesn't get Bravo. Fuck. The end. Done. Finished. Goodnight. Life is caca. It's a wrap. All of the above. I fucking swear, I'm about to get on a Big Wheel and pedal my ass to the nearest joint that gets Bravo. Tonight is the television event of my life and I'm going to miss this shit. I should sue a dumb bitch over this! Somebody please call my ass and hold up the phone to the TV while "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" reunion is playing. It will be like the old timey days when they just listened to the radio and shit.
I'm going to miss Kim explain why she wears a wig made out of dog pubes. I'm going to miss NeNe beat down Kim with her eyes. I'm going to miss Lisa Wu having a "Lisa Wu moment." This is the worst moment of my life. Ugh. Some beautiful soul who cares about humanity (i.e. ME) better put this entire shit on YouTube.
And now I must go and cry into my dildo, hoping to dream about all the amazing and beautiful things that are happening during the reunion show. All of you lucky skanks who get to watch this shit better be grateful for this gift. DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!!!
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@putsomestankonit:
Yeah, I tend to like my hotels kinda bright and shiny with full staff and shit in the middle of heavily populated areas:)
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In the main pic the yellow and pale pink dresses look like towels.
and that orange dress (fabu colour) looks like a box pleat curtain. very tara. oh dear... carol burnet flashbacks.
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Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:58pm.
Berry Berenson died on American Airlines Flight 11, during the September 11, 2001 attacks.
- No matter what I might be doing or where I am, when I read things like this, that day never seems to end in it's randomness and still brings a lump in my throat.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by gyeah on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:04pm.
Victoria Principal is the grim reaper
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zactly...two words:
Andy Gibb
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/25/2008 -
Kinda' sucks that we may just be the only old folks in the room that relate Anthony Perkins to a shitty hotel, eh? 'Sokay, my drool bucket is big enough for two.
Hey I remember Psycho. I learned a very valuable lesson. If one must stay in a shitty motel then make sure there is more than one staff person working when you check in and its not located next to some old victorian house.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:01pm.
Oooooh, DeeDee, I like your style, gurrrrrrrrrrrl.
He was NOT bisexual despite what Wikipedia says.
Wikipedia...FEH
I did love him, though.
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Victoria Principal is the grim reaper
Nitty: bwahahahaha *running from Nitty as she chases me with her chankla down the street*
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Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? ~C. Montgomery Burns
I like them brown, yellow, Puerto Rican, or Haitian
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:00pm.
Submitted by gyeah on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:56pm.
She said that she lost 25lbs and started to lose her hair and a "doctor" friend of hers was 90% sure she had cancer. Fucking quack! So I wonder what was edited out that made Lisa snap and made the producers force her to attend anger management classes?
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I see Stank...that happened to me too, it's called breaking up with someone. I agree she's a liar.
edit: rather being DUMPED causes weight and hair loss.
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:01pm.
Mrs. K: Liberry, hahahahaha!
Ok this dumb fuck used the google machine and yes, Tony Perkins was gay.
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Which is what started this entire diatribe. LMAO
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
when he had an affair with actress Victoria Principal, at which point he underwent therapy.
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Makes sense.
Didn't she kill Andy Gibb? Tony got off easy (ar ar).
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:00pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:58pm.
until his late 30s, when he had an affair with actress Victoria Principal, at which point he underwent therapy.
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Wow. Well, that's a punchline right there, innit?
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I did a double take at that one, I must admit!
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Mrs. K: Liberry, hahahahaha!
Ok this dumb fuck used the google machine and yes, Tony Perkins was gay.
Anthony Perkins' masculine persona was delicate, timid, and agitated. He suffered psychologically over his homosexuality, and, reportedly, had severe panic attacks in the presence of beautiful actresses when no sexual feelings were generated. Alarmed over possible exposure by Confidential magazine, Perkins married Berry Berenson, who had an adolescent crush on him and was sixteen years his junior.
http://www.glbtq.com/arts/film_actors_gay,3.html
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Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? ~C. Montgomery Burns
I like them brown, yellow, Puerto Rican, or Haitian
MK is staying in a hotel?
Is his iHole ass in Vegas?
No, Vegas has primo cable everywhere, right?
Well I know Mah Boo is watching this mess, he isn't on again tonight.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:58pm.
until his late 30s, when he had an affair with actress Victoria Principal, at which point he underwent therapy.
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Wow. Well, that's a punchline right there, innit?
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:56pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:54pm.
NItty and Mrs K.: I 'member Anthony Perkins. Wasn't he gay? *scratching pothead*
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he wasn't but than he was...I'll go look it up and be right back
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Those aquarians, you can never tell what's what with those basterds.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:56pm.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:50pm.
Socky! Nice makeover. Was your stylist on acid?
No, it was rayon.
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grab your ass and kiss your ankles goodbye!
RAYON?!?!? LOL.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:54pm.
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CHARLIE M, WILL YOU MARRY ME????
!!!!!!!!! psst TL, Charlie is Katie Scarlett who is Depot Ho and about 2765725365407634 others. They usually just spew their shit in the forums. If ever been in there you know what I mean. Bitches are Krazy in there.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:23pm.
SNOOGLE for HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!!!
xo
Submitted by gyeah on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:56pm.
She said that she lost 25lbs and started to lose her hair and a "doctor" friend of hers was 90% sure she had cancer. Fucking quack! So I wonder what was edited out that made Lisa snap and made the producers force her to attend anger management classes?
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A place for book lovers
Including a tribute to my friend Joe.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 11/25/2008 -
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CHARLIE M, WILL YOU MARRY ME????
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*whispers to Charlie: the last guy she perposed to in all caps was never heard from again*
*Smiles like the guys from that Twilight episode when the little boy had all the powers in the world and only wanted everyone to be happy*
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:56pm.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:50pm.
Socky! Nice makeover. Was your stylist on acid?
No, it was rayon.
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Oh, no you di'nt...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
On August 9, 1973, Perkins married photographer Berry Berenson. They had two sons: actor Oz Perkins (b. February 2, 1974), and musician Elvis Perkins (b. February 9, 1976).
He was bisexual. Sources say he had exclusively same-sex relationships until his late 30s, when he had an affair with actress Victoria Principal, at which point he underwent therapy. He reportedly had affairs with actors Rock Hudson and Tab Hunter, dancer Rudolf Nureyev, composer/lyricist Stephen Sondheim and dancer-choreographer Grover Dale. Perkins had a six-year relationship with Dale prior to marrying Berenson.
Perkins died at age 60, on September 12, 1992, from complications of AIDS.
Berry Berenson died on American Airlines Flight 11, during the September 11, 2001 attacks.
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It's so funny cuz I never watched these shows until MK got all into it lately. They stand up there so proud-like, I really thought it was gonna be something different. How sad is that?
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:53pm.
Fuck that lying bitch Kim. Anyone with a medical degree knows losing hair is not a symptom of cancer. I hate her even more now, dumb ho.
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Hair loss due to stress from thinking one has cancer? Not an excuse for that
thing on her head, jusssayin.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:50pm.
Socky! Nice makeover. Was your stylist on acid?
No, it was rayon.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:54pm.
NItty and Mrs K.: I 'member Anthony Perkins. Wasn't he gay? *scratching pothead*
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he wasn't but than he was...I'll go look it up and be right back
*putting on jacket, running over to the liberry*
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Thank you for my new tag line!
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:26pm.
GODDAMN FUCKING BITCHS. THOSE GODDMAN FUCKING CUNTS. THEY LOOK THEY ARE REAL AND GOOD READY TO SUCK SOME FUCKING COCK. STUPID WHORE ASS FUCKING BITCHES. THEY LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF FUCKING WHORE ASS MOM WEARING BITCHES THAT HAVE BEEN GODDDMAN STUFFED IN MOM JEANS
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CHARLIE M, WILL YOU MARRY ME????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
rerun @ 11:00
Submitted by Snoogle on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:50pm.
my FIRST siggie quote evah!! bless you, Snoogs.
*faints with foam erupting from mouth*
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NItty and Mrs K.: I 'member Anthony Perkins. Wasn't he gay? *scratching pothead*
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Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? ~C. Montgomery Burns
I like them brown, yellow, Puerto Rican, or Haitian
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:47pm.
unless she has a life threatening illness in which case you just sucked all the fun out of my joke.
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According to her, I've been putting one of her feet in the grave since she had me at 20. Of course, I tell her, "what kind of dumb slut has a kid at 20?!" She's only had 4 heart attacks so I refuse Satan wants her anytime soon. I've not learned all her lessons..yet.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Fuck that lying bitch Kim. Anyone with a medical degree knows losing hair is not a symptom of cancer. I hate her even more now, dumb ho.
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A place for book lovers
Including a tribute to my friend Joe.
"DeShawn has no idea how much she pays her household staff." I don't think that's really true. I think she was dodging an inappropriate question.
The best part for me was Kim jumping into NeNe's lap to prevent her from flooring Kim. And then Kim saying "I WILL THROW YOU OVER THAT COUCH!!" Oh God, so many magical moments. I'm savoring every last one on the plane home tomorrow. Santa came early this year, for sure.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:40pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:37pm.
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Tiger, If you look out your window in so cal tonight don't be surprised if you see a mad woman running down the street with a flip flop in her hand...
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MK's mom goin give him a spanking?
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Fuck those bitches
The Last Of The Famous International Playgirls >.<
wolfyman, this is MK's blog, not a posterboard.
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:50pm.
we ain't old *spitting*
we is edumacated and well rounded
*hitching up Mom jeans*
*checking Depends*
Mmm, they is moist...excusez-moi.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:50pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/25/2008 -
Kinda' sucks that we may just be the only old folks in the room that relate Anthony Perkins to a shitty hotel, eh? 'Sokay, my drool bucket is big enough for two.
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*manuevers walker into old folks corner*
Eh? I remember Tony Perkins and his mayhem motel.
*smacks toothless gums*
But I liked "Vacancy" better for the scares.
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How the fuck does anyone book a hotel room with no Bravo??? No toilet, ok.
I love it!
You'll love my blog:
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:26pm.
GODDAMN FUCKING BITCHS. THOSE GODDMAN FUCKING CUNTS. THEY LOOK THEY ARE REAL AND GOOD READY TO SUCK
SOME FUCKING COCK. STUPID WHORE ASS FUCKING BITCHES. THEY LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF FUCKING WHORE ASS MOM WEARING BITCHES THAT HAVE BEEN GODDDMAN STUFFED IN MOM JEANS
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chuck, I think I liked you better as Katie Scarlett.
Someone pass me the petition to get this one on the banned wagon. Pls & TY
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:23pm.
SNOOGLE for HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!!!
xo
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:46pm.
You is hardcore. ;-)
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Socky! Nice makeover. Was your stylist on acid?
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/25/2008 - well he didn't but them he changed his mind and he did.
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Kinda' sucks that we may just be the only old folks in the room that relate Anthony Perkins to a shitty hotel, eh? 'Sokay, my drool bucket is big enough for two.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:40pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:37pm.
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Tiger, If you look out your window in so cal tonight don't be surprised if you see a mad woman running down the street with a flip flop in her hand...
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Unforch, not in so cal but in the ATL where I at, that shit is a daily occurance...I think us southern ghetto bitches INVENTED beating a ho down with a flip flop...
I keed, I keed about the ATL, it's classy, you know, like Nene and Kim and shit...*belch*...What?
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:25pm.
You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy.
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That was in my fortune cookie last week. Cool.
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missed the finale...dammit, so i'll have to watch..laughing at the comments and the play by play...mostly laughing at the tag "hunks"...so, which one of these bitches is a man in drag?
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
I just watched it... That was some funny shit! Kim wears a wig because she "thought" she may have cancer. She had to wait a hole 3 weeks for the test results to come back. And the tests where neg. LMAO! So thats why cancer free Kim wears a wig?! Everybody was looking at her lying ass like she was insane. LMAO!!!
Ho buster #1!
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:30pm.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:26pm.
Nitty the best gift you can give your mother is to forget her b-day.
It will give her ammo for a full year.
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Either that, or enough guilt to use against me everytime she has another bronchial episode or biopsy and I'm not there to hold her hand!
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see? the gift that keeps on giving!
unless she has a life threatening illness in which case you just sucked all the fun out of my joke.
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