Hell No
My hotel doesn't get Bravo. Fuck. The end. Done. Finished. Goodnight. Life is caca. It's a wrap. All of the above. I fucking swear, I'm about to get on a Big Wheel and pedal my ass to the nearest joint that gets Bravo. Tonight is the television event of my life and I'm going to miss this shit. I should sue a dumb bitch over this! Somebody please call my ass and hold up the phone to the TV while "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" reunion is playing. It will be like the old timey days when they just listened to the radio and shit.
I'm going to miss Kim explain why she wears a wig made out of dog pubes. I'm going to miss NeNe beat down Kim with her eyes. I'm going to miss Lisa Wu having a "Lisa Wu moment." This is the worst moment of my life. Ugh. Some beautiful soul who cares about humanity (i.e. ME) better put this entire shit on YouTube.
And now I must go and cry into my dildo, hoping to dream about all the amazing and beautiful things that are happening during the reunion show. All of you lucky skanks who get to watch this shit better be grateful for this gift. DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!!!
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i just saw the part Kim talks about the hair and cancer on rerun and good lawrd, Nene's side eye game is fierce.
Okay....Did ANYONE see NeNe get crazy bitch wonk eyes when Kim explained the wig?? SOMEONE get a screenshot!!
Hahahaha gyeah! The sooner you accept your reality, the happier you will be. *ominous music in the background*
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Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? ~C. Montgomery Burns
I like them brown, yellow, Puerto Rican, or Haitian
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:37pm.
NItty: Oh yeah? Well when I see Viggo/Bill the Vamp, I think of DeeDee gettin' her grind on. hehehehehe
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Um, Dee? Really? Have you been into the Petrone tonight or do you really wanna' go there? *sugary sweet smile*
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Please. MK is giving his empty H0tel chair a lap dance and leaving a snail trail.
this is hard to accept, people.
Mk did say he was going to do hoodrat stuff. I hopes it's not with a turkey.
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don't some turkeys come with a pop up thing that goes off when it's done just right?
oooooh anyone else thinking of that 'gobble gobble gobble' quote from that hideous movie with j lo and that pretty boy.
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BALLOONS!
I feel you LOVE ANDERSON someone mentioned Hell's Kitchen and my first impulse was to ask whether poppers were on the menu.
Have a purpose in life--be a bad example
NeNe told Kim that she would smack the wig off her head, hahaha.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:37pm.
sigh. There's still hope. If you find yourself saying 'my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard' it's time to turn off the computer, cause honey, you're D.O.N.E.
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I been done. I feel tonight was the nadir of my D.O.N.E.ness. ::dropping to knees, fists to the sky, screaming::: LOVE ANDERSONNN MY DESTROYER! MY REVELATOR, I CAN NO LONGER DENY WHO I TRULY AM!! A DLISTED SKAAAANK!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DLISTED has made grocery shopping an adventure.
Various food items and then the check out with all the pretty magazine covers and over hearing Mom Jean wearin' ho's say things like, "Oh that little Miley is so sweet".
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Best part of the entire show tonight, from a viewer's question: NeNe why do you wear so many clothes that let your boobs sag?!!
Um, I'm thinking if you're boobs are saggin' the problem isn't from all the clothes you're wearin.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Dwight stoled the reunion show. I can't wait to see his show!
He does say words of wisdom that everyone agrees on. He's a Darling!!!!
Mk did say he was going to do hoodrat stuff. I hopes it's not with a turkey.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
have the terms 'fuckery' and 'anywhore' made it into your everyday vocabulary yet?
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YES *hanging head low*
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sigh. There's still hope. If you find yourself saying 'my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard' it's time to turn off the computer, cause honey, you're D.O.N.E.
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BALLOONS!
NItty: Oh yeah? Well when I see Viggo/Bill the Vamp, I think of DeeDee gettin' her grind on. hehehehehe
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Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? ~C. Montgomery Burns
I like them brown, yellow, Puerto Rican, or Haitian
Thank you DeeDee, LOVE ANDERSON but seriously, i had to go outside and get a blast of cold air after i realized...
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:31pm.
i thought about LOVE ANDERSON when faghead and NeneFace meantioned him. Isn't that sick?
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have the terms 'fuckery' and 'anywhore' made it into your everyday vocabulary yet?
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YES *hanging head low*
Where they fuck are they-in front of the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disney? Seriously. They look like those women that stand around disney in big dresses with umbrellas telling you where the loo is while trying to look all old-timey.
The puppies are treating the female human like a chew toy now;
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/shiba-inu-puppy-cam
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Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:25pm.
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That's really funny, because I can only think of DeeDee, Grey Goose and Peanut Butter when I log onto Dlisted. Sorry, I mean, Tigerlilly..yeah, TL, that's the ticket.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
i thought about LOVE ANDERSON when faghead and NeneFace meantioned him. Isn't that sick?
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have the terms 'fuckery' and 'anywhore' made it into your everyday vocabulary yet?
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BALLOONS!
Dare I say....youknowwho- Skeletina
*coughs up Ocean scream*
Green Beans- comingback
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Anderson Cooper - MK & LoveAnderson
Mrs K. - Alec Baldwin
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Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? ~C. Montgomery Burns
I like them brown, yellow, Puerto Rican, or Haitian
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:08pm.
TITS I SWEAR, I didn't read you comment until after I posted!
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we both posted at the exact same time stamp.
great minds... fools .... and all that.
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Gnomes- LoLo
*adds gyeah to Xmas card list*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by gyeah on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:18pm.
Submitted by Snoogle on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:08pm.
Learning new things at DListed everyday, which reminds me, i thought about LOVE ANDERSON when faghead and NeneFace meantioned him. Isn't that sick?
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Then you are offically a Dlister honey! I think of Dlisters when I see people/things:
Chola Brows - MK
Christina Aguilara - DAE
Johnny Depp - Dv8trix
Christian Bale - Clarisse
Tittays - Nittays
Sex Hookers - Sluttsville
Sheep - Sheeps
Ginges - IG
And don't get me started on Dlisted vocabulary.....
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Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? ~C. Montgomery Burns
I like them brown, yellow, Puerto Rican, or Haitian
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:16pm.
Nitty:
You just made me think: Our entire situation today has been created by a bunch of people who were starving themselves and exercising too much - on purpose. It just explains everything, really
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Angel_i, Funny Lady. As much as I'd like to take credit for any or all part of that thought, I'm afraid it was just the booze talking. The FDA told me I was supposed to wear a warning on my label, but it just overwhelms the siggy, I'm afraid.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Im a few pages late and I don't want to go back and read. What hotel is this so I will never go there?
I see a lot of references to Anthony Perkins so I'm guessing they haven't gotten out of the Bates Motel era. I always thoguht he was strictly gay. Never knew he had kids but I always got him mixed up with 'Fright Night's' Roddy McDowell. I do think I remember the Victoria Prncipal affair thoguh.
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:17pm.
*I* think you look BOOTIFUL, Socky!
Here. Have a hundred dryer sheets!
(I still have thousands!)
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YES! I agree. No kneehighs can ever compete with you.
Luvs.
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That is a very distasteful quality, I don't care for it in a person.--Lindalou, 11/25/2008
Oh and that fucking cage is back.
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BALLOONS!
puppy spoof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9zNuW1PT3s
I was reading in the comments that mr puppy fell and that's why they went off the air this afternoon just as things were getting good (they destroyed their pen and pee pads)
by SFShiba 6 hours ago
Not sure what all the screaming/crying was with the pups earlier but I wanted to let everyone know that they and our adult dogs are totally okay. I, on the other hand, took quite a tuble getting in to the pen abd my arm is a little worse for wear. The pen is cleaned up of the "birthday confetti" (for now) and everyone appears to be settled down. Apologies for all the heartaches.
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Submitted by Snoogle on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:08pm.
Submitted by gyeah on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:04pm.
Victoria Principal is the grim reaper
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Remember Andy Gibb? Am the only one to notice a pattern here?
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YEP. I knew about that one, didn't know about the Perkins thing. Learning new things at DListed everyday, which reminds me, i thought about LOVE ANDERSON when faghead and NeneFace meantioned him. Isn't that sick?
*I* think you look BOOTIFUL, Socky!
Here. Have a hundred dryer sheets!
(I still have thousands!)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Get into the spirit of giving!:
Send me your arm pillows, cholas and crotchfruit!
thirteenangels@live.com
Kim lying ass Kim. I want to hear her albumin January. NeNe should have whooped that or at least ripped the mop off. Dwight was right when he said she needed help. They need to tap his show now for that sexy mullet alone.
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@Nitty:
You just made me think: Our entire situation today has been created by a bunch of people who were starving themselves and exercising too much - on purpose. It just explains everything, really.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Get into the spirit of giving!:
Send me your arm pillows, cholas and crotchfruit!
thirteenangels@live.com
Nite nite Mrs K.
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Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? ~C. Montgomery Burns
I like them brown, yellow, Puerto Rican, or Haitian
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:08pm.
Um...(wracked with guilt)
*clears throat and sings in a Kim-like fashion*
"Don't go changin' to try and please me..." uh, that's all I can remember, but the feeling is the same.
We love the Sock!!
*tentatively kisses little sad sock tail*
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That is a very distasteful quality, I don't care for it in a person.--Lindalou, 11/25/2008
G'night, Mrs. K. Enjoy the stuffin ;)
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
It will be like the old timey days when they just listened to the radio and shit.
LOL! I just heard a Mike Wallace interview the other day with Frank Lloyd Wright. Mike Wallace says "I'm Mike Wallace and the cigarette is Phillip Morris".
They don't TV or Radio like that anymore.
Submitted by Snoogle on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:08pm.
Submitted by gyeah on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:04pm.
Victoria Principal is the grim reaper
~~~~~~~~ Remember Andy Gibb? Am the only one to notice a pattern here?
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Snoogle, perhaps someone followed her Principal Diet and excersize regime, oh for say about a year and a half during the 80's...what, in just a hypothetical question kinda' way, would you think their survival rate would be?
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Nite, Mrs. K!
@Snoogle:
*giggle* yeah, a few people, apparently :)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Get into the spirit of giving!:
Send me your arm pillows, cholas and crotchfruit!
thirteenangels@live.com
Oh yes Andy Gibb wanted to choose Victoria over the drugs but just couldn't give up the booger sugar. **rolling eyes**
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Including a tribute to my friend Joe.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:05pm.
Uh-oh.
*looks around*
Think I'll skip that shower tonight.
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That is a very distasteful quality, I don't care for it in a person.--Lindalou, 11/25/2008
No Nittay, don't rapier my ass!
O/T: Hmmmmm, where did these horz get the dresses? David's Bridal?
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Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? ~C. Montgomery Burns
I like them brown, yellow, Puerto Rican, or Haitian
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:06pm.
In the main pic the yellow and pale pink dresses look like towels.
and that orange dress (fabu colour) looks like a box pleat curtain. very tara. oh dear... carol burnet flashbacks.
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Gurl, I know ain't just made fun of mah boo, Fabio with that shit.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by gyeah on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:04pm.
Victoria Principal is the grim reaper
~~~~~~~~ Remember Andy Gibb? Am the only one to notice a pattern here?
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:23pm.
SNOOGLE for HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!!!
xo
TITS I SWEAR, I didn't read you comment until after I posted!
Apparently he killed himself because he was in such despair at losing her.
OK, my love bugs, time for dinner.
No one opens a can and turns on the microwave like my Pudge.
MUAH
Have a great T-Day!!!
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Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Probably
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:56pm.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:50pm.
Socky! Nice makeover. Was your stylist on acid?
No, it was rayon.
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Well..had my hair did and bought a new outfit. I thought I look pretty. *sniff* *sob* *walking away...hanging head in shame..dragging little sock monkey tail* *wiping little sock monkey tears*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
@ TITS--
Dammit, TITS, you made me blow my tanqueray saliva all over my monitor.
Why you have to be so funny??? ;-)
That said, I "grab your ass and kiss your ankles goodbye" on a regular basis!
*looks around*
Tell me if you see that little synthetic weave, technicolor bastid sneak up on me...
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That is a very distasteful quality, I don't care for it in a person.--Lindalou, 11/25/2008
Mrs K.: Awwwww you ♥ *blushing*
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Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? ~C. Montgomery Burns
I like them brown, yellow, Puerto Rican, or Haitian
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:04pm.
Nitty: bwahahahaha *running from Nitty as she chases me with her chankla down the street*
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Wait, I only got as far as the chocha! But don't make me pull out my rapier on yer arse.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.