Hell No
My hotel doesn't get Bravo. Fuck. The end. Done. Finished. Goodnight. Life is caca. It's a wrap. All of the above. I fucking swear, I'm about to get on a Big Wheel and pedal my ass to the nearest joint that gets Bravo. Tonight is the television event of my life and I'm going to miss this shit. I should sue a dumb bitch over this! Somebody please call my ass and hold up the phone to the TV while "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" reunion is playing. It will be like the old timey days when they just listened to the radio and shit.
I'm going to miss Kim explain why she wears a wig made out of dog pubes. I'm going to miss NeNe beat down Kim with her eyes. I'm going to miss Lisa Wu having a "Lisa Wu moment." This is the worst moment of my life. Ugh. Some beautiful soul who cares about humanity (i.e. ME) better put this entire shit on YouTube.
And now I must go and cry into my dildo, hoping to dream about all the amazing and beautiful things that are happening during the reunion show. All of you lucky skanks who get to watch this shit better be grateful for this gift. DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!!!
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ooh you missed a show! Crazy nene acted like the ghetto hoodrat she is. Crazy Lisa spread her nasty vag all over nene and acted psycho. Poor Deshawn just sat there looking befuddled, Sheree was fake as ever and Kim, well lets just say her wig was wonky enough.
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Submitted by gyeah on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:00am.
7 figures?? who was Sheree married to??
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Big ugly football player. She probably had the 7-figure settlement in mind from the day they met.
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
Nene gives you more reasons to love her...
Wow. I must be exhausted!! *Ladies*
Well lucky for you MK that they will show this shit for another 2 weeks. You'll have something to look forward to.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:14am.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:06am.
My world would be complete if only Bravo would come out with a reality show based on My Fair Lady. Teach some women *coughBeyondgay*cough*Britney* with money a bit of elocution and class.
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I'd like to see them forced to read a book - let's say a book by Dickens - and have to submit a book review. (obviously something that hasn't been made into a movie)
I'd PAY to see that.
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LMAOOO...Me to, although I don't think any of them would have a working "R" on their keyboard after the third page.
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BBC made "Ladettes to Ladys". Highly entertaining. But, of course, being British they actually had the women learn ala My Fair Lady unlike "Charm School" if you know what I'm sayin'. They changed womens' lives. Was cool.
@TV: Yeesh! Please don't make me take another closer look at these women! Ugh!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:42am.
@angel_sore_i, G'day you hot sluuuurrrt! I just popped in for a drive-by post. Me still busy cleaning up crap. Grrrr.
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Hey Gurl! I'm sorry Oya slapped you, at least she din't slap you TOO too hard. I'm glad I'm far away enough that I can't offer to help cuz I would!;p
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BandSitch!
can't you just toss all your crap in the neighbours yard?
You weren't thinking ahead were you?
Any drop bears lose their lives?
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NeNe is a trip and a half. I looooved when she called Kim a "trashy hooker" and then told the interviewer "i'm a be quiet and let you keep on interviewing with this piece of trash sitting here" ahahhaha...I was rollin'! And I know Kim did not blame her nappy ass weave on the fact that she had cancer when that ho smoked like 100 ciggarettes during every episode. lLike Lisa said..."you're habitual liar Kim, and you need medication for it." Priceless stuff.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
It was everything I hoped for and more! And the OC premiere was amazing as well ... but does not compare to hotlanta.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:37am.
The one in purple sits around the house, and she's so big that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
The one in orange is a brick...HOUSE. She mighty mighty, just lettin' it all hang out.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
@angel_sore_i, G'day you hot sluuuurrrt! I just popped in for a drive-by post. Me still busy cleaning up crap. Grrrr.
But are these women really housewives? The one in the middle is a mistress right? And the one on the far right is a man...?
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I just had something in my eye for like half an hour! My eyes hate me! They're always collecting shit! Last spring I got a little piece of metal in my eye! The doctor had to use a fucking MAGNET to get it out! Damn my eyes!
*end off topic rant*
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How come the ho sitting on the right is only wearing a yellow towel - bitch must have slept in.
Dwight for hot slut. Seriously. http://purpledoorsalon.com/id62.html
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:26am.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:22am.
Britney also says she ain't had no good Dickens since Adnan done left.
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Hahahahaha! I also think she may fancy the landing strip.
Good evening TV!
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Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? ~C. Montgomery Burns
I like them brown, yellow, Puerto Rican, or Haitian
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:22am.
Britney also says she ain't had no good Dickens since Adnan done left.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Beccarella on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:03am.
Anywhore...did anyone watch the fuckery that followed the reunion show? There were quite a few hobags on display as well. I don't know if you caught the bimbo who thinks her jamocha brings all the boys to the yard, but her mother already looks younger than her without the facelift.
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*raises hand* i did watch the premiere of RHW orange county. that chick tamra is delusional, i'm not even seeing why she thought she was so hot in the first season shes got weird chest freckles, and she has crazy eyes or something. now gretchen IS hot, it should be interesting to watch. lol @ the mom looking younger than she does w/o the facelift. at least vicki is still batshit crazy. lauri *yawn*... jeanas son whats his name is yum eye candy.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:21am.
Britney thinks Dickens are just smaller dicks.
hahahaha. Hi there, Mr. TV.
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:18am.
Britney thinks Dickens are just smaller dicks.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
OFF TOPIC:
I just looked and saw that the Shield's Finale is almost TWO HOURS. Thank Goodness they are not torturing me with a measly one hour.
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I don't know why sometimes I get frightened
You can see my eyes, you can tell that I'm not lyin'
-Split Enz "I Got You"
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:15am.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:05am.
A little shirring, a touch of ruching but lots of smocking.
hahahahaha. Wow! Now, I don't sew
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Sadly, neither do I.
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Madame Bovary, c’est moi ~ Flaubert
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:14am.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:06am.
My world would be complete if only Bravo would come out with a reality show based on My Fair Lady. Teach some women *coughBeyondgay*cough*Britney* with money a bit of elocution and class.
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I'd like to see them forced to read a book - let's say a book by Dickens - and have to submit a book review. (obviously something that hasn't been made into a movie)
I'd PAY to see that.
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LMAOOO...Me to, although I don't think any of them would have a working "R" on their keyboard after the third page.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Nite nite Nitty pie! ♥♥
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Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? ~C. Montgomery Burns
I like them brown, yellow, Puerto Rican, or Haitian
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:09am.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:06am
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Yes! Wino could play Eliza Doolittle (she could do the accent, after all)
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I fear she could only do it via the intercom unit in her flat. LOL
Okies..folks, I'm out..have a great night. I'm going to dream of Sheree's impossible dream, "I arways wanted a lurry verton." And NeNe's: relaxin' spar day.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:05am.
A little shirring, a touch of ruching but lots of smocking.
hahahahaha. Wow! Now, I don't sew. You start with shirring?
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:06am.
My world would be complete if only Bravo would come out with a reality show based on My Fair Lady. Teach some women *coughBeyondgay*cough*Britney* with money a bit of elocution and class.
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I'd like to see them forced to read a book - let's say a book by Dickens - and have to submit a book review. (obviously something that hasn't been made into a movie)
I'd PAY to see that.
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BALLOONS!
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:09am.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:06am
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Yes! Wino could play Eliza Doolittle (she could do the accent, after all)
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Hahahaha!
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Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? ~C. Montgomery Burns
I like them brown, yellow, Puerto Rican, or Haitian
A little shirring, a touch of ruching but lots of smocking.
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I'm a little aroused.
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BALLOONS!
haha - I'm watching this shit now for no other reason than MK wants to and can't
no - I did not watch the series. But damn, if MK *and* his boo are into it, then I figured, "why not?"
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Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:06am
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Yes! Wino could play Eliza Doolittle (she could do the accent, after all)
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Madame Bovary, c’est moi ~ Flaubert
as a person who has had cancer i am BEYOND offended by kim lyin about her "cancer". dumb bitch i hope your wig does cut off your circulation. twat waffle!
My world would be complete if only Bravo would come out with a reality show based on My Fair Lady. Teach some women *coughBeyondgay*cough*Britney* with money a bit of elocution and class.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:56pm
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A little shirring, a touch of ruching but lots of smocking.
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Madame Bovary, c’est moi ~ Flaubert
Who says they are 90% sure they have cancer? That's not like 90% chance of rain, you TRASHY HOOKA!
I watched it twice (sorry, M.K.) and still cant get an explanation of why Kim's "real" hair was falling out....??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
When you're driving down the street with your hook hand and its shininess reflects off the sun and temporarily blinds you, causing you to crash into a tree, you'll think of Monifa.
~M.K.
I think of Dlisters when I see people/things:
Sony CD Walkmans and Chard - Sheeps
Ballgowns and tiaras - Jo :P
Hot karate senseis - PSL
Hooker breakfasts - Nitty
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Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? ~C. Montgomery Burns
I like them brown, yellow, Puerto Rican, or Haitian
Anywhore...did anyone watch the fuckery that followed the reunion show? There were quite a few hobags on display as well. I don't know if you caught the bimbo who thinks her jamocha brings all the boys to the yard, but her mother already looks younger than her without the facelift.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:37pm.
have the terms 'fuckery' and 'anywhore' made it into your everyday vocabulary yet?
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YES *hanging head low*
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sigh. There's still hope. If you find yourself saying 'my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard' it's time to turn off the computer, cause honey, you're D.O.N.E.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:51pm.
I don't recall dressing in shirred ballgowns when I was a housewife...on no wait..I was a *real* housewife (not to be confused with these posers)
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Well, not all of us can be educated and self assured. Some of us must walk around in taffeta, drink champagne and talk with street cred by using lines like: I arways wanted to haff a Luree Vurton.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
7 figures?? who was Sheree married to??
DeeDee, you think of me every time you see a whore with her legs up in a limo with her sister?
awwww.....sweetie!!!!
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I don't know why sometimes I get frightened
You can see my eyes, you can tell that I'm not lyin'
-Split Enz "I Got You"
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:51pm.
Shirring? Smocking? *blinking*
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:48pm.
Now drink the PURPLE DRANK gyeah, all will be fine, everybody is fine, it's fine.
You now owe back BLACKS, SLOT and WOW TAX.
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what the fuck is all that, i mean teach me jedi master.
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:25pm.
I think of Dlisters when I see people/things:
DeeDee: Thai sticks and Santana
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
Holy Jebus, you just made me puke M.K.
Chicken cutlets, ok, I can deal, but this mess of weave, class, and money is a shot I just can't swallow.
I don't recall dressing in shirred ballgowns when I was a housewife...on no wait..I was a *real* housewife (not to be confused with these posers)
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Madame Bovary, c’est moi ~ Flaubert
NItty: Girl you know I'm on the liquid courage if I try to mack on your mens. lol
O/T: NeNe wonk eyes? Please let a Dlisted hwore get that video to MK.
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Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? ~C. Montgomery Burns
I like them brown, yellow, Puerto Rican, or Haitian
Getting soo sleepy, but I'm just dying to hear MK spew on Kim losing her hair and being told by her doctor friend, you have 90% cancer...This will be the stuff that make angel's weep.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:45pm.
Hahahaha gyeah! The sooner you accept your reality, the happier you will be. *ominous music in the background*
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LOL DeeDee reading this found me humming funereal hymns
Now drink the PURPLE DRANK gyeah, all will be fine, everybody is fine, it's fine.
You now owe back BLACKS, SLOT and WOW TAX.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!