Hell No

I couldn't have said it better myself, Miss Thang

why I liked the show,
there are those people who say African Americans are stupid, sit around all day doing nothing, ignorant, cheap, stingy, loud, dirty, money grubbing, menthol smoking drunks, etc. Now I'm not saying the 4 on this show were perfect human beings, but at least they worked, went to school, did stuff for charity. I LOVE the fact the Kim, the one white lady was all those stereotypes (K-A-T) & then some. The icing on the cake was when dwight is all, "gurl, we have to do you all over," (I take it he has a spare year or 2) & Kim is all, "What, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"?

Nene used to bug me, but the reunion brought me around, I thought her hair looked good & I thought how she answered the stripper question was cute. I wish someone would've said that Nene, while singing her ode to Kim, as drunk of her ass as she was, sounded infinitely better than Kim. Then again, that's not sying much.

sorry so dry, I've been up for 24 hours....

MK you should get Location Free TV from Sony. It hooks up to your DVR and you can watch your TV on your computer anywhere in the world as long a you have an internet connection.
I love those bitches at Sony. Between them and At&t, they're always coming up with inventive ways to make my lazy ass happy.

That shit was excellent!! I love Dwight and can't wait for his show and season two of the hotlanta housewives. Love it!!! I love all of them. Crazy! The OC ones were pretty good but not as good.

you guys, where is MK?

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How could they NOT ask about Kim sitting in her convertible, "singing", smoking and DRINKING a glass of chablis? I want that bitch arrested as she drives away. Who does that? Oh wait, there's Allison huffing in the parking lot.
Also, if Kim is so embarrassed to wear a wig because she has "90% cancer" why would she wear the biggest, cheapest attention seeking one.

I really can't believe she was drinking wine out of an actual wineglass in the driver seat at a strip mall.

What a fucking psycho. This Kim bitch better find some reality for that reality show she's on or she's gonna find herself on America's Most Wanted next.

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Playboy just said they are not doing a photo shoot with her, in fact, they don't know what is she talking about.

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/11/25/2008-11-25_playboy_appearan...

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Says a Playboy rep: "We never talk about who is and who isn't posing for Playboy."

Boo! I was hoping that Playboy has no idea who she is, but I think there's still a chance she's not lying.
About her wig: it's unflattering as all get-out but it's no one's business but hers why she wears it. I dislike her a _lot_, but felt uncomfortable that Andy Cohen (douche) singled her out as much as he did. What I'd hoped to find out is why Lisa doesn't have custody of her 2 kids with KS, and if Tierra is Bob Whitfield's daughter.
Sheree looked really good for her. She kept her s together. NeNe, I'm sorry to say, looked like an angry, bitter woman (Sheree's usual role). Lisa made a fool of herself. She looked very manipulative and skanky.

Kim is a big time liar... Playboy just said they are not doing a photo shoot with her, in fact, they don't know what is she talking about.

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/11/25/2008-11-25_playboy_appearan...

Kim actually seemed like a decent person, she at least tried to say nice things about NeNe. NeNe and the other two have fake looking wigs (especially NeNe with that "not found in nature" color wig) also, the only difference is Kim is blonde so I don't know what that's about. Lisa Wu showed her real personality, nasty mean. DeShawn is not too bright (getting her M.Div. online- no schools in Atlanta? and she obviously never went to a real live/silent auction fundraiser in her life)and she's going to be in for a shocker when the big money stops coming in. The fact that NeNe and her husband rented that house for the show and then were evicted through the courts shows she's totally pretty much a low life.

Kim can dish it out, but she can't take it.

As others have pointed out, your hair doesn't fall out when you have cancer. It falls out when undergoing chemotherapy.

It doesn't take three weeks to get back results regarding cancer.

It was cheap, insulting, and funny as all hell that she claimed that in order to hide her embarrassment. She was best friends with NeNe for three years and never told her?

I loved the line, "I was sitting at Chilli's waiting..." This was before Big Poppa whisked her away to more classy joints that served foreign, exotic, unsanitary dishes like guacamole.

Sheree is still pure, unadulterated evil. (Cross reference "Time Bandits": "Don't touch it, Mum, it's evil!")

Team NeNe!!!

Jimmy I agree with you 100% Especially about the wig part.

Ok first off, WHY should kim have to explain to anyone why she wears a hair peice when 3 of the other girls, (the exception of lisa) wear hair pieces too?!?!? I mean wtf? It seems alittle contradicting to say the least, AND kim NEVER said she had cancer she said they thought she had cancer because her hair was falling out and she was losing weight, which can sometimes be symptoms to certain types of cancer. Also I thought it was a little suspicious that Lisa wu the "Businesswoman" got all up in arms when Kim told everyone that it was her that told her about the song in the limo, it almost looked like Lisa tried to turn it around on her just to cover her ass for running back and blabbing about it. Nonetheless the reunion was very entertaining!

Nighty night hot stuff :)

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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 6:02am.

chaka live w/ rufus: http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=SJIVyqbQTXg
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You is entertainin the hell outta me tonight! Great voice, hair AND outfit. And she just oozes hot foxy bitch! Love the feather wristband and headpiece!!
What a freakin voice.

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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 5:47am.

Found it!

http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/gallery/0,23816,5035850-17382-51,00.h...
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What? Sandbitches house?
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 5:49am.

cotton? that's retarded. you should only grow wine. i've heard that takes a stupid amount of water - any truth to that?

strange, strange country. it beggars belief. do you have any native crops? fishing? i know there's gold and opals, but what else?
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I presume da wine needs lotsa water. But I don't think the wineries are our biggest water hogs though.

No native crops...Nah. I think our biggest native food export is seafood (lobsters, tuna, prawns, etc). However, we do have some VERY strange 'bush-tukka'. Little berries...peppermint ants. There's restaurants that specialise in dis but it's not in Safeway (supermarket).

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chaka live w/ rufus: http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=SJIVyqbQTXg

puts beyonce and mariah to shame eh? she can sing without over emoting AND she has great hair!

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I once heard a person refer to Hanukkah as chakakhan. Been repeating it ever since.

Surely you know the singer?

Chak-Chak-Chak-Chak-Chak
Chaka Khan
Chaka Khan

Chaka Khan
Chaka Khan.
Chaka Khan
let me love you
let me rock you
Chaka Khan

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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 5:41am.

Every stereotype going!

http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/gallery/0,23816,5035850-17382-22,00.h...

I see a few sharons!
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HAHA! They be Shazza's. There's a few Bazza's, Gazza's and Dazza's in dem pics too!

I will be eternally grateful to my Mum for picking a name for me that can't be shortened to an azza.

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cotton? that's retarded. you should only grow wine. i've heard that takes a stupid amount of water - any truth to that?

strange, strange country. it beggars belief. do you have any native crops? fishing? i know there's gold and opals, but what else?

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Found it!

http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/gallery/0,23816,5035850-17382-51,00.h...

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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 5:34am.
Ohhh ... I haven't seen dat movie....but what the fuck is chakakhan? I LOL!
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nice to see you have a 'yes minister' culture there too. i mean ... sad to say.

Ohhhh yep. It just pisses everyone off when they give excellent advice but don't do anything about the big companies hording water (they is growing cotton in QLD. Cotton in QLD!!!!) and the comedy shows here have a field day.

Joke: How can you tell a polly is lying? They're lips are moving.

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Every stereotype going!

http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/gallery/0,23816,5035850-17382-22,00.h...

I see a few sharons!

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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 5:22am.

reminds me of the joke:

How do you know you're a redneck? If you've ever driven around town in your pickup looking for your roof.
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HAHA!

Terrible to be laughing then reading about little Jean Benet. The doco, a must see:

Living Dolls: The Making of a Child Beauty Queen (2001)

The most amazing stage Mums in that. Tryna live through their kids. But some of the kids love it. They're like train wrecks..you can't look away.

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Recently the govt wanted to rename the drought cos the farmers were all depressed. So they said we should try refering to it as the 'dryness'. Yep, I gots me some dryness in mah bush. HAHA!
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jesus fuck. they probably commissioned a study and paid for professional branding too!

i loathe politicians. read this about brisbanes big wheel - it starts to get obnoxious when a pol speaks - ms bligh. summary no one is riding it, and it's overpriced - pol: we're making money and it's a great attraction. bald faced liars. won't provide facts or admit or say anything that could be construed as bad.

nice to see you have a 'yes minister' culture there too. i mean ... sad to say.

http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,24656949-952,00.html

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Oh and that is NOT a turkey penguin, it's feathers mcgraw from wallace and grommit.

besides, canadian thanksgiving was over a month ago. plus it's not such a HUGE deal to us as it is to the yanks. i guess our big holiday is santas bday and chakakhan.

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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 5:20am.

So it's not like you NEED the trees? :) Beside the less firewood the better. I've seen pics of your fires. Nasty stuff.

Rather unfriendly country, land and climate wise.
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HAha. Trees is our friends and our enemies. But it depends where you are. I haven't seen a really big fire near here for a while, but the last one was a doozy. Black Friday. I think we're a bit like California like that.

Noone's been allowed to hose the drive for yonks. We're only allowed to water the garden at assigned days/hours! Bloody drought.

Recently the govt wanted to rename the drought cos the farmers were all depressed. So they said we should try refering to it as the 'dryness'. Yep, I gots me some dryness in mah bush. HAHA!

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Pageants are big $ business, just like weddings.

sickening stuff.

Americans aren't the only culprits, just the most in your face about it.

Remember jon benet ramsey? the little girl that was killed? big uproar about how she was sexualized in child pageants.

Best one i saw was in the movie little miss sunshine, when she did that nasty dance at the end. heehee.

fuck i should be asleep!

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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 5:15am.

Jaw is dropping at the 50 or so links to info on PAGEANT SCHOLARSHIPS!!!!! WTF? You can go to college for doin that? I LUURRVES me a pageant girl! Did you ever see that doco on the little girl who's parents spent $30,000 on outfits, etc. Awesome.

I wanted that chick from ANTM who was a pageant girl to win. I don't know why but I just think they're fascinating.

BTW...'Scuse her beauty, but Thanksgiving penguin rocks.

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reminds me of the joke:

How do you know you're a redneck? If you've ever driven around town in your pickup looking for your roof.

whoa! blew the bark right off the trees too! http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/gallery/0,23816,5035825-17382-44,00.h...

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Because of the drought the ground is dry and hard, so the rain just runs off the surface and builds up.
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So it's not like you NEED the trees? :) Beside the less firewood the better. I've seen pics of your fires. Nasty stuff.

Rather unfriendly country, land and climate wise.

Was reading an article attached to the pics - 40% recycled water? sweet fancy moses. I guess you don't have people hosing down driveways to clean them eh? we're so wasteful here it's criminal.

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2c, you should see the get ups in american beauty pageants. jaw dropping stuff. both the kiddies, teens and adult categories. http://pageantcenter.com/

was busy looking at pic of the storm. awesome sky.

nice pics on that link for the antarctic stations with cranky penguins like my avatar!

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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 5:01am.

So in this pic with the lovely cows: http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/gallery/0,23816,5035825-17382-7,00.ht...

those black things in the distance on the horizon - moutains/hills or storm thingys?
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Dey is mountain type formations.

But up north can get LOTTA rain. Because of the drought the ground is dry and hard, so the rain just runs off the surface and builds up. There were massive floods up there last year.. dunno if they was near Sandbitch's area.

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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 4:50am.

TITTAYS!!

Haha. Size 2 my ass! Her left arm MIGHT be.

And are these bitches going to a prom or sumfin? I haven't seen frocks like that outside a suburban reception hall. But usually those party chicks got their shoes in their hands.

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So in this pic with the lovely cows: http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/gallery/0,23816,5035825-17382-7,00.ht...

those black things in the distance on the horizon - moutains/hills or storm thingys?

I hope all the animals are okay. In one pic there was a jaunty cocky on a stump preening.

Looking at these pics, your core problem seems to be tall spindly trees. Seeing as most of them blew down, you should be okay for about 30 year eh? I mean, it's not like you're in danger of flood there right?

(everything I've learned about aus and nz i learned from K&K and footrot flats.)

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Jazzy, I have never seen a woman (or man) wear a weave in real life. Never.

Sometimes there are some oldies who wear old fashioned wigs while waiting for their weekly wash and rinse but that's it.

Mind you I live in a small government town where people don't give a flying fuck what they look like.

A few weaves would be good. And some natural fibers... and the odd iron.

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 4:27am.

Great! Now all these bitches can go back to being business women. Or toilet roll dolls.
*looks at Kim's dress and smirks*
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at least the toilet roll dolls were a REAL size 2!

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Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 2:05am.

===> Had to google Oya - yep, that be the bitch that got us. There's another storm heading our way now - so 'ere we go again! I'm just heading out into it too (I'm all out of Mary Jane - flat bag!). Be back later, but you top end whores will prolly be snoring by then.
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You crazy bitch. And by crazy I mean totally hot. I saw some of those pics (eek). I suggest stealing as many yard roo's as you can get your hands on... everyone'll think the storm took em :)

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Great! Now all these bitches can go back to being business women. Or toilet roll dolls.
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I can't believe that in this day and age where people are artificial in some way whether through plastic surgery, cosmetics, fake eyelashes, and fake hair; Kim has to justify her wig use. I don't think it is ugly at all, no different from DeShawn's or NeNe's fake heads. Dwight came out with that ridiculous, fake long hair and his plastic surgerized face looking ugly as hell and had the audacity to criticize Kim saying that she had to be brought out to the 21st century, yet he complimented NeNe's fake ass weave "haircut." Talk about catty women, who is being cattier, Mr. Divo?

NeNe who wears a dead, dyed beaver on her head told Kim she was going to take that wig off her head. NeNe is supposedly the one who keeps it real as commented by Anderson Cooper. He obviously doesn't know what he's talking about, he better stick to his CNN commentary.

That's what bothers me about all of this wig bullcrap. If you wear fake hair why are you hating on others who do it? Wig hair and weaves are rampant; what city doesn't have beauty supply stores all over the place selling fake hair like it is going to run out? Let's stop this double speak.

jazzyrose, Kim's wig is not a race issue. There are many white women and black women who wear hair pieces. the point is, Kim's wig looks like shit. I would call out anyone whose head looked a mess. & her wig looks unbelievably CHEAP and RIDICULOUS, especially for someone who has the amount of money she CLAIMS to have. Raquel Welsh is an example of a woman in showbiz who wears wigs all the damn time and they look beautiful. J Lo also has been known to wear hair pieces and they usually look very nice. Sometimes I like Tyra and Beyonce's hair pieces, and other times I don't and I'll say they look a mess. Even Britney's weaves circa 1998-2001 looked very nice.

People hate on Kim's wig because we all know how ugly her gross attitude and her lying, fake ass character is, & her ugly wig is just one of the many easily visible things to diss her about. With Sheree, it's her big ass nose, with Nene it's the fact that she can be ghetto sometimes, with Lisa, it's the fact that she talks too damn much, and with Deshawn, it's the fact that she can't open her mouth when she speaks. Simple as that

I feel sorry

sad

embarassed

for deshawn and her lock jaw, fake ass teeth...

she did nothing but embarass herself and invalidate herself by appearing on the show...

she had he weakest personality by far!

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ITA with this. Kim is a moron and her weave/wig is fug but I really didn't understand the big deal

Submitted by jazzyrose on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 1:44am.

Why is everyone hating on Kim's wig? I thought the show was about fake people with fake hair. Is it because she is a white woman? I see Black women everywhere with weaves and wigs and no one calls them out.

Only Black women have the right to wear fake hair? What are we talking about here?

um.. regarding the whole Kim cancer story, what kind of cancer causes you to lose your hair? Only chemo makes your hair fall out. & I'm pretty sure her doctors wouldn't give her chemo if she didn't have cancer. Gawd, she makes me sick

That interviewer is fiercely subversive. He pretends to be harmless, then he goes in for the kill, I love it.

So, you didn't have cancer? (Kim searches for an answer...)

Kim must have a Teflon ego or else she is slitting her wrists right now. Everyone hates her! I almost felt sorry for her when Dwight was mean, but then she almost went back to the cancer explanation. She still thinks she is in the strip club, where everyone is blinded by her tits and believes whatever trash comes out of her mouth.

What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?

i really like dis show

and kim and nene are my favorites...they're jus crazy/fun

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Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:42am.

@angel_sore_i, G'day you hot sluuuurrrt! I just popped in for a drive-by post. Me still busy cleaning up crap. Grrrr.

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Hey Gurl! I'm sorry Oya slapped you, at least she din't slap you TOO too hard. I'm glad I'm far away enough that I can't offer to help cuz I would!;p

===> Had to google Oya - yep, that be the bitch that got us. There's another storm heading our way now - so 'ere we go again! I'm just heading out into it too (I'm all out of Mary Jane - flat bag!). Be back later, but you top end whores will prolly be snoring by then.

Here's a few (250) storm pics.
http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/gallery/0,23816,5035825-17382,00.html...

Why is everyone hating on Kim's wig? I thought the show was about fake people with fake hair. Is it because she is a white woman? I see Black women everywhere with weaves and wigs and no one calls them out.

Only Black women have the right to wear fake hair? What are we talking about here?

MK, I feel you. I missed this shit because I was getting drunk in....you guessed it...Atlanta. But serio.

I hope you post some "hoodrat" updates about your awesome Thanksgiving at home. I'll be getting wasted. Wednesday, Thursday, AND Friday. Love ya!

u taged this post as 'hunks'

lol

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