True Romance
As you know, HoHan was caught on a security camera making herself a little Red Bull and vodka at Lotus in DC. Yeah, color me not fucking surprised. That's kind of ironic since the color of not fucking surprised is an orangy shade of diarrhea. Just like the color of HoHan's skin! On the same tape, SamRo and HoHan were also caught kissing. Again, color me with an orangy shade of diarrhea.
HoHan is probably texting available dick while her tortured lezzie lover is trying to lick the tan grease off her face. She could try and look a little bit interested in SamRo's tongue. When HoHan wrote that MySpace blog about voting and shit, SamRo was probably blowing saliva bubbles into her cooze. You know it's true love when you're comfortable enough to blog while getting your pie tossed.
These pictures also have me thinking about how many fucking security cameras have caught me with my ass in the air doing slut shit. There's probably like a secret underground group of graveyard shift security dudes who get together and watch bitches do effed up shit without knowing they are being taped. So the next time you're thinking of licking your man's peen head in an elevator, think about the horny security dude who may be watching you. I don't know. That may turn your slutty ass on even more.
Below is a video of HoHan sneaking a cocktail and getting kissed on by SamRo while intensely focusing on her texting device.
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"Submitted by krbcan on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:27pm.
L.L. is nearly as stupid as Britney Spears. Both of them are throwing their careers away.
Lindsay, haven't you figured out by now that no-one wants you because you are a liability due to your partying and drinking? And you go out and drink in public?
Amazingly stupid!"
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ahhh...read my comment below.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:23pm.
SNOOGLE for HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!!!
xo
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O M G ! Thank You. I'm not worthy, really I'm not. lol.
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YOU GUYS!!! THAT VIDEO IS A FAKE!!!! It's clipped together from two different videos and two different times. Replay the video again, but this time instead of looking at Lindsay, keep looking at the Date/Time stamps on the bottom of the video. One is from 11/16 and the other is from 11/17. It's an obvious fake. And also, why does the video jump from b&w to color and then back to b&w again. No camera does that automatically. It's bogus.
These people have to morals...well, I don't have morals either, but still, I'd never try and pull something off like that just to try and get some ratings. Inside Edition can suck it.
LEAVE THAT POOR GIRL ALONE ALREADY!!!!
www.myspace.com/raul_rules
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:18pm.
Submitted by z-listed on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:13pm.
Why is it in every picture, SamRo is kissing and Hohan either seems to be pulling away or not interested?
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BECAUSE SHE IS A FAKE LESBIAN!!!
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Hohan is a fauxmosexual.
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L.L. is nearly as stupid as Britney Spears. Both of them are throwing their careers away.
Lindsay, haven't you figured out by now that no-one wants you because you are a liability due to your partying and drinking? And you go out and drink in public?
Amazingly stupid!
Submitted by gretchenwhit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:03pm.
Just you wait. Gravity cannot be denied.
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Submitted by Snoogle on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:11pm.
Submitted by KatieScarlett on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:04pm.
I never licked a clit is it fun?
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Please crawl back under the rock from whence you came. K? Thnx & Buh Buh
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Submitted by z-listed on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:13pm.
Why is it in every picture, SamRo is kissing and Hohan either seems to be pulling away or not interested?
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BECAUSE SHE IS A FAKE LESBIAN!!! She wants a big juicy tube steak with all the fixin's...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Why is it in every picture, SamRo is kissing and Hohan either seems to be pulling away or not interested?
I'm starting to feel sorry for Sam as much as I did when that asshole Ann Heche was playing Ellen for all the publicity she was worth!
Submitted by KatieScarlett on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:04pm.
I never licked a clit is it fun?
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Please crawl back under the rock from whence you came. K? Thnx & Buh Buh
In other news, Clay Aiken is gay....Stay tuned for the latest...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I never licked a clit is it fun?
Submitted by MuffinAmy on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:01pm.
It is hot in here now. Time to sticky my head into the freezer.
Back at ya later hot ho's!
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I was just going to say her boobs look freaking fantastic on this, but I see someone beat me to it. I don't care if they are real or fake, they look spectac.
Have fun, PSL!
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:57pm.
When Hohan hits 40 her DD chesticles will be down around her ankles.
I knows these things, and so does Davy Jones.
He used to be so smoking HOT. I abused myself to his album covers as a teen, and now dude just looks like my mom...remember magda from "something about mary"?
*shakes head*
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SQUID BRAINS, please. --MK
Any-ay ime-tay, iggy-Jay.
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
I betcha LiHo made this tape herself. I betcha she did! It puts some extreme attention on her (why do we pay attention to hookers for doing drugs? for that matter, why don't we just watch real hookers?) and absolves her of any crime. We get to look at her boobies and smooching with SamRo, of course and she's SO popular! texting all the time like that! Dontcha just want to give her a job???
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And, as another aside, I had another "celeb" run-in last night at the grocery store. This one, however, was far more amusing and satisfying than my Wonky McValtrex one.
Kynt & Vyxsin from Amazing Race 12 (last year's)!
They were in full gothity splendour, at the FUCKING GROCERY STORE (Ralph's on Wilshire.) They were incredibly nice, very sweet and funny. They invited me to this season's AR finale, they're throwing a viewing party, and the price of admission?
Bring a Toy for a Tot.
How cute is that?
(Lisa Bonet was also at the Ralph's, her enormous Medusa hair was bigger than her entire tiny body.)
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
Submitted by MuffinAmy on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:55pm.
I'd hit that - with a lipo cannula.
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Ooooooh, I luvs it when you speak pig latin at me baby.
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SQUID BRAINS, please. --MK
real or not, her tits are FABULOUS.
ok all, I am off to hit some people. ( Karate Sparring class)
see ya later!!!
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I don't know why sometimes I get frightened
You can see my eyes, you can tell that I'm not lyin'
-Split Enz "I Got You"
@jiggy:
NO thank you! Even my pepaw loving ass doesn't want that. :p
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"HoHan is probably texting available dick while her tortured lezzie lover is trying to lick the tan grease off her face."
Nothing I can possibly do to improve on that. ;)
Oh, Jiggy, you wascally wabbit!
I'd hit that - with a lipo cannula.
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:47pm.
Threadkilla, please.
Hohan only wishes her rack was half as fine as Adnan's.
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Haha!
No way! Hers are better. Adnan's perky little A cups are cute but I think LiHo's got dream boobies. It angers me to no end!
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this was out 2 days ago MK.....tsk tsk.
I never believed for one moment Lilo was sober.
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I don't know why sometimes I get frightened
You can see my eyes, you can tell that I'm not lyin'
-Split Enz "I Got You"
I don't think her tits are real, her weight fluctuations so much yet her tits still manage to stay huge?
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Happy Thanksgiving Y'all!
@ muffin & angel--
Suck on this...er, these:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/28268
xo
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SQUID BRAINS, please. --MK
I would be more shocked if she's been sober for more than 2 days in a row since she was 13.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjzf67LFSJ8&feature=related
As if this is a surprise to anyone. Another spoiled ass celeb that thinks they can do whatever they want-whenever they want. She is in the same category as Shitters. At least Hohan doesn't have any kids to fuck up along the way.
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Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:47pm.
I never thought she got dry for real,she is a lush.
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As are we all if we have any sense.
*burp*
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Our comments overlapped, Angel.
Again, "DAMN!"
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
Wow her boobs are huge from that angle.
Ok show of hands for who's surprised shes drinking...anyone?? Tap Tap is this thing on?
Threadkilla, please.
Hohan only wishes her rack was half as fine as Adnan's.
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SQUID BRAINS, please. --MK
I never thought she got dry for real,she is a lush.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/384080529
I didn't know people actully thought she was sober? Go drink yourself to death hohan. Samantha is fuckin ugly.
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Happy Thanksgiving Y'all!
Totally off topic, but DAMN, her hoots look huge in the vid.
"DAMN!"
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
hmmm...as much as I hate Hohan, that tape is edited. She probably did drink the vodka she poured, but this tape isn't legit. I mean, she could have given that drink to Samantha right? Then again, this is Ho/Blo/and LOW han we're talking about.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
I hate it that I love her boobies so much.
Somebody rip those boobies off her!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Get into the spirit of giving!:
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Sooo I still don't understand the interest the media has in these two? I mean there are TONS of other people that are fake lezzies and fall off the wagon every now and then... right?
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Whenever you feel fat, just look at one of your pinkies. I love my pinkies. - MK.
Poor girl. Instead of trying to resurrect her "dead than a muthafucka" career she'd rather run behind Samantha, get drunk and get high.
At least she keeps her roots done.
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BALLOONS!
rut roh
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The war isn't working.
Hohan will give up the booze, booger sugar, and peen, when my tiger ass becomes a vegan...AIN'T. GONNA. HAPPEN.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
As much as I'd like to believe this tape in unedited, I don't.
Ah me. Oh my.
BloHan is still a skanky whore.
Hohan is starving for some real meat. Samro is just an emaciated chickenhead. Go for the beef injection Hohan!
FIRST!
*hides face in shame*
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SQUID BRAINS, please. --MK
MK, you lie teller! She was making the drink, sucking her significant other's tongue while setting her phone to vibrate. What hwore doesn't know how to do that?!
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.