True Romance
As you know, HoHan was caught on a security camera making herself a little Red Bull and vodka at Lotus in DC. Yeah, color me not fucking surprised. That's kind of ironic since the color of not fucking surprised is an orangy shade of diarrhea. Just like the color of HoHan's skin! On the same tape, SamRo and HoHan were also caught kissing. Again, color me with an orangy shade of diarrhea.
HoHan is probably texting available dick while her tortured lezzie lover is trying to lick the tan grease off her face. She could try and look a little bit interested in SamRo's tongue. When HoHan wrote that MySpace blog about voting and shit, SamRo was probably blowing saliva bubbles into her cooze. You know it's true love when you're comfortable enough to blog while getting your pie tossed.
These pictures also have me thinking about how many fucking security cameras have caught me with my ass in the air doing slut shit. There's probably like a secret underground group of graveyard shift security dudes who get together and watch bitches do effed up shit without knowing they are being taped. So the next time you're thinking of licking your man's peen head in an elevator, think about the horny security dude who may be watching you. I don't know. That may turn your slutty ass on even more.
Below is a video of HoHan sneaking a cocktail and getting kissed on by SamRo while intensely focusing on her texting device.
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come on get over it ,they milked all the publicity they can over this muff eating act,lohan likes cock and always will,dj samro gets her 15 minutes makes a little cash selling her story,just end it already....
Blohan has never been sober. Her boyfriend er I mean girlfriend is just happy she is with her and will let her do what she wants as long as she does not leave her. Kind of like Anna Nicole Smith and Howard K sperm.
I don't think most people go to rehab at 20 or 21 and still continue to drink, MAD.
fuck - how many drinks did any one else have when they were 22? sick of holier than though gossip shows, the guy sounds so disgusted (the narrator on the video) give me a fucking BREAK...
the girl had a vodka - fuck, tar and feathers for her.
Honestly, this chick is so Days of Wine and Roses. No one is going to care about her in a few years and the alcohol will rob her looks and whatever talent she has. SamRo is so fucking BARF it makes me sad looking at her!! HoHan can find a better GF than that freak!
Career: Peace out! She had to at least pretend to be sober to be able to get insured. I hope she enjoys her gig at IHOP Long Island, because that's where she's going to end up. Idiot.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:08am.
I'm just glad she's picking up some bartending skills, she'll need them.
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I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
Yeah she's still drinking and doing drugs, what else did anyone think she was doing on all these nights out? Sitting around waiting for SamRo to finish her boring DJ set sipping on a soda? And I totally agree she's on the booze to cope with having to fondle SamRo (believe me I've been there), look at the shots of them snogging, so passionate they're not even touching each other's bodies! Still if I looked like a skeleton with big fake tits and a blonde wig hanging off of it I doubt I'd be inspiring much passion either. So jog on Lilo, as they say in Essex, its just getting boring now.
She has the hottest friggin' boobs. End of story.
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I am also very glad to see that so many posters have inside knowledge of Lindsay's drug habits, while at the same time learning about them from the "evidence" here. Way to go fellow D-Listed posters. You make me proud.
Too bad that video is fake, because I thought it would have been a good reason for Llo to be in such a bad stint of her career. You think Inside Edition would at least have the brains to turn down the color on the hacked in clip, to make it less obvious. I have done better fakes at home with a VHS camera.
Fucking Stupid.
What the fuck is she doing behind the bar?
Or is she in a VIP area that has bottles of booze sitting around?
But, not shocked at all. She never quit the booze OR the coke.
Hundreds of thousands of dollars spent on rehab! You know what Alcoholics Anonymous says: Sobriety, jail or death, take your pick! She's already hit rock bottom and still she drinks. Poor kid. Die young and have a good looking corpse.
i kinda feel bad for sam. you can tell that she's really into lindsay, and lindsay could give a shit. it's all for display/publicity. she's a thoughtless whore.
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"Shut up and deal with it! Now pass me the boxed wine!" -MK 8/20/08
Hohan's boobage is FAKE. She keeps getting thinner and the boobage keeps getting bigger.
If I had to lick SamRo's twat I would need a vodka and bull too.
Wow, you mean that one of the original, privileged "the rules don't apply to me because I'm a pseudo-celeb" women is doing whatever the fuck she wants? Die, Blohan. Along w/ Shitney, Parisite, Wino, Nick Hogan & anyone else I forgot. Exactly how many wake-up calls do you think you're entitled to? (The answer is you were damned lucky to get 1. There are a lot of people who don't even get one.)
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Well surprise, surprise!
What's next? A video of Britney eating Cheetos?
Since she ain't got no money no more, I hope she gets mef teefs....
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They call me YuckMouth
No, I don't brush
No, I like my teef like dis'
They call me YuckMouth
No, I don't brush
Howsa 'bout a lil' kiss?
Lindsey is a piece of ungrateful shit for texting while her man, sorry..her woman is giving her PDA.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
hahah MK, u kill me!!
Her breasts are just awesome
she is drinking so what, she needed the rehab for a bit for the drugs and to realize it is ok to just drink in moderation... nice for publicity though.
What kind of half assed attempt to hash together a video was that? It's not that I think she's off the turps, but c'mon.
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Everyone (in the industry) knows that Lindsay has been doing drugs again and drinking again. Come on peoples, have you not seen all her pictures with her eyes dialated all the time? AGAIN!!
Before when came out of rehab she was a little bloated and then she went back to her normal size.. but has anyone not notices her ongoing and more drastic THINNIFICATION.
She is as skinny as SamRo (who is naturally that thin ). And she looks like she's back on Meth/Coke... UGH... if she doesn't get help soon she'll be down the Courtney Love path.. and they said that SamRo was a good influence.. yeah right.
she drinks? who knew....
Welcome back Lindsay!, welcome back... *tit squeeze*
She looks like she reaks. Ugh.
it looks like Hohan got a new pair of bigger bazookas. still lookin bad though
I thought she already admitted to being off the wagon. There was some interview where she said that she would have a drink once in a while.
I'm just glad she's picking up some bartending skills, she'll need them.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
attention whore much?
Can we safely say now that Firecrotch knows that she is finished in Hollywood now and she just doesn't give two sh*ts anymore about anything? She get should down on her knees and lick SamRo like a glazed donut as a thank you for being her sugardykey.
But what will she when her benefactrix finally gets fed up and kicks her ass off of the gravy train? And more importantly who in their right mind *would* hire her?
Ha! She's a 40-year-old barfly.
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
she has amazing breasts. I hope she at least gave up the coke.
Will this chick ever learn?!!! She's 22 and been in rehab THREE TIMES already!!
Also I agree with MK - texting while your partner kisses you is the only kind of love I know. True love forever
Submitted by wolfyMan on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:02pm.
Poor booze hound, get a bed ready at Promises!~
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You better get ready for your hospital bed b/c I'm gonna shank your spamming ass! Turdface!
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Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? ~C. Montgomery Burns
I like them brown, yellow, Puerto Rican, or Haitian
Nite-nite!! See you on the a.m. side.
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That is a very distasteful quality, I don't care for it in a person.--Lindalou, 11/25/2008
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:25pm.
Gravity is a bitch.
Poor booze hound, get a bed ready at Promises!~
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:58pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:32pm.
People who are filled with self-loathing do stupid things and make bad decisions.
Like foregoing sexay times to chat on DListed?
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Has Pudge been complaining about my lack of interest again?
He's a big baby.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:32pm.
People who are filled with self-loathing do stupid things and make bad decisions.
Like foregoing sexay times to chat on DListed?
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SQUID BRAINS, please. --MK
PS. Hell, yeah - she's still drinking! This is how she'll get away with it over the holidays. She'll need a new move by then.
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Get into the spirit of giving!:
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lilo giving up booze and coke is like lilo giving up cock...some half assed attempts will be made, but neither one will never be given up completely...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
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I know it's fake! (MK said it's fake! -wait - no he din't. MK! It's fake!) The video says it's fake! This is what I think:
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:01pm.
I betcha LiHo made this tape herself. I betcha she did! It puts some extreme attention on her (why do we pay attention to hookers for doing drugs? for that matter, why don't we just watch real hookers?) and absolves her of any crime. We get to look at her boobies and smooching with SamRo, of course and she's SO popular! texting all the time like that! Dontcha just want to give her a job???
♥ ThreadKilla!
Get into the spirit of giving!:
Send me your arm pillows, cholas and crotchfruit!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:33pm.
OK, I'll wait for you right here.
Then I'll beg and plead.
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I love that she smokes Parliaments aka P-Funks.
abuse
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:29pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:18pm.
Submitted by z-listed on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:13pm.
Why is it in every picture, SamRo is kissing and Hohan either seems to be pulling away or not interested?
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BECAUSE SHE IS A FAKE LESBIAN!!!
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Hohan is a fauxmosexual.
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God, you are so hot Mrs. Kravitz, I wanna take you now it all of my lesbionic fervor, but first, Ima gonna pour me a vodka and redbull, flirt with some boys, and I'll get back ta ya....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
People who are filled with self-loathing do stupid things and make bad decisions.
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Submitted by Salem13 on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:51pm.
I don't think her tits are real, her weight fluctuations so much yet her tits still manage to stay huge?
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