Tuesday, November 25th 2008
This Is Getting Out Of Hand
First we had Shane Mercado, then Cubby, then the Big Girls and now we have this bitch doing Beyonce's "Single Ladies (Put a Cock Ring On It)" in the fucking snow! This eskihomo is shaking his ice nuts to Beyonce in goddamn Alaska! When I go out in the snow, I have to wear two coats and a fake fur wine bag over my genitals! And homegirl here is in a leotard and not much else. He doesn't even have his dignity to keep him warm! His manpussy lips must be frozen solid.
This song is bringing the gay dudes out of the woods, literally! If you think a dude might be gay, just play this song and if he starts to do the glitter bounce, then you have your answer!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 7:06pm.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 7:04pm.
DEEDEE!!! Are you up in the far north?
Nah, but she do know her oil-field workers.
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Hush you. You don't know what I want to pick!
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BALLOONS!
SO fucking sick of this shit and this shitty fucking song, shoot all who are doing it, it's lame and tired already. And kill Sasha/Beyonce Fierce.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 7:04pm.
DEEDEE!!! Are you up in the far north?
Nah, but she do know her oil-field workers.
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
He's got better legs than Beyonce. She's got no definition from the knee to the calf, it's so annoying.
DEEDEE!!! Are you up in the far north?
Whoa.
Do have Mrs K's or Angel email address? I'd like to pick your brian, or your brain if he's busy.
Boring off topic shit.
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BALLOONS!
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 6:32pm.
Submitted by gyeah on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 6:28pm.
He's a little stiff.
hahahahaha. Cold and remote, too.
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LOL!
"This song is bringing the gay dudes out of the woods, literally!"
LMFAO!!! You almost got me fired! I was on the floor dying with that one!
Stranded: I Have Come From A Plane That Crashed On The Mountains
WTF ~~~ I thought it was a girl dancing ~~ until the end!!! DAM I need an eye doctor!! lol
He was very good though!!
Karma baby!!! Go get you some!!!
Exactly angel_i. Around here the oil field workers (black) will get these job opportunities to work out in the North Slope. The pay is what lures them, but eventually they realize Alaskan winters "ain't nothing to fuck with" and they head home. They usually last throught the first winter and head home after that.
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Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? ~C. Montgomery Burns
I like them brown, yellow, Puerto Rican, or Haitian
Somebody play this at Tommy Girls next Xenu convention or some shit! Homegirl will kill it!
Submitted by gyeah on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 6:28pm.
He's a little stiff.
hahahahaha. Cold and remote, too.
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
Submitted by TheStraightMan on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 6:26pm.
I love the classics. I prefer this version
Cheers
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Yeah, babay! I'm not sure where you came from but you rock the house pretty consistently! Thanks for that:)
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"If you think a dude might be gay, just play this song..."
LMFAO
Fierce. Bitch did not look cold AT ALL
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For crissakes, what won't Sarah Palin do for attention?
He's a little stiff.
I love the classics. I prefer this version
Cheers
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 6:20pm.
Bwahahaha IV!
Seriously, there are way more black dudes in Alaska than you realize
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That's gotta be the definition of misery right there. A black dude in Alaska. LOL! Really, they're always crying about it here when they emigrate in July and then the months pass and they realize that winter is real.
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Was that all done in one shot? He deserves an acadamy award
Damn, MK! For someone who's on vacay, you're sure working hard over there. Yeesh! Don't be a Britney! Let us bitches whine and take a break;p
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i feel like i dont even need to see the actual video because these divas are so balls deep!
Bwahahaha IV!
Seriously, there are way more black dudes in Alaska than you realize, They are just smart enough to keep their asses inside.
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Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? ~C. Montgomery Burns
I like them brown, yellow, Puerto Rican, or Haitian
Put A Muzzle On It.
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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan
LOL@snowy!:
Me too. I hadn't seen that post. LOL.
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"Glitter bounce". MK, phrases like that are why I keep coming back.
angel: I like that blog
Kanye West has finally explained his total BS motives behind writing in all CAPS in his angry, shouty CAPS BLOGS [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
The perpetually agitated rapper explains thusly:
I USE ALL CAPS CAUSE I’M LAZY NOT MAD. I TYPE WITH ONE HAND AND HOLD THE PHONE WITH THE OTHER.
Um, sweetums, can you not write in all small letters and type with one hand? Or, why not scream for your assistant, every time you need someone to hold down the shift key. Methinks that you could do either, or just mash the keypad with your forehead and be done with it. Either way, you have both hands free to hold your peen ”phone”.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Joey hates snow. Even if it means landing me an eskimohomo....and the only black gay in Alaska....nope....put a fork in it....
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
"Hard As A Rock"
Fudge this Palin wannabe tranny!! My fav is still Cubby and we're getting married and having a son named Ecstasy Horsey Sauce and living happily ever after and everyone who disapproves is just a jellis h8ter!!
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
Did you know?:
Single Ladies (Put A ring on It)’ video has a peen *gasp* [Website – Amy Grindhouse]
Several sources (and by that I mean two) are reporting that one of the fierce hip-shaking girlies in Bouncy’s new music video, ‘Single Ladies (Put A Ring on It)’ is really a hip-shaking man with a tuck job. I’ve always wondered… as I don’t have a willy ‘n’ all… would it not just drop off if you keep tucking it in? If so, is there some kind of special tape that one could use to reattach it?
(apparently this is the "single lady" *ahem* that choreographed it)
2. The Bounce admitted that she was a ep-fit-dance-move-jacker on BET’s 106 & Park, watch the video here. So says one of my favourite bloggers, Michael K, of Dlisted.com (I want to be as sexy as him when I grow up):
Beyonce’s new video is for some shit called “Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It).” Bitch needs to put a lid on it. And thanks to reader Andrew for pointing out that Beyonce jacked this shit from the Fosse “Mexican Breakfast” bitches. Beyonce doesn’t even come close to being as hot as these hos. She needs to watch this video below and try again!
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I thought Diddy said there weren't any black people in Alaska. Liar.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 6:02pm.
wolfyMan:
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I am so glad you went there cuz I am so ready to hunt this muthafucka down and do some boot moves on his ass.
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Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Probably
LMAO @ glitter bounce...snort..
Wouldn't a ring freeze to his skin?
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 6:03pm.
Mrs K I know and then they show the University of Alaska. ha ha
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That is EXACTLY what I was thinking!!!!
Hooray for higher education!
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Maybe I'm crazy
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Why are the Big Gals shaking their stuff in a storage shed? They need *space*: like a cornfield or something.
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Madame Bovary, c’est moi ~ Flaubert
First off.... Should have known....anyway. I think I love this song because you've put up videos of dancers. So its your fault that I walk down the street busting into the "swirl dip" and the jelly bounce.
you rang?
Mrs K I know and then they show the University of Alaska. ha ha ****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
wolfyMan:
Seriously. It's not fair of you to use this place for free advertising. it'd be different if you were ACTUALLY here. But you only post to advertise your own blog which, quite frankly, just makes a bitch like me bitter.
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This song is bringing the gay dudes out of the woods, literally! If you think a dude might be gay, just play this song and if he starts to do the glitter bounce, then you have your answer!
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Hey! That's a way better than flashing my boobies! Really, doing that just makes me more confused.
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MK!!! Teach your dog to do this fucked up dance and you'll be RICH!!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjzf67LFSJ8&feature=related
Beyonce has been "sited?!?!?!"
Good grief.
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Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Probably
LOL@MK's comment
LOL that's sarah palin
"eskihomo" hahahahahahahahahaha MK
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Dam beesh can dance..pretty good bod too
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