Tuesday, November 25th 2008
This Is Getting Out Of Hand
First we had Shane Mercado, then Cubby, then the Big Girls and now we have this bitch doing Beyonce's "Single Ladies (Put a Cock Ring On It)" in the fucking snow! This eskihomo is shaking his ice nuts to Beyonce in goddamn Alaska! When I go out in the snow, I have to wear two coats and a fake fur wine bag over my genitals! And homegirl here is in a leotard and not much else. He doesn't even have his dignity to keep him warm! His manpussy lips must be frozen solid.
This song is bringing the gay dudes out of the woods, literally! If you think a dude might be gay, just play this song and if he starts to do the glitter bounce, then you have your answer!
VIA Mollygood
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LCT,
Cheese I know in ANY language! =)
Nit,
I always have an adult juice box in the ice box for you!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjzf67LFSJ8&feature=related
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 8:49pm.
What about the tux vest she wore at dinner? I'm surprised the Rich Dude Who Owned the Steel Mill dint snag the tablecloth... you know, with his fork.
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Tux vest is hot! Who doesn't love side boobs? I think Rich Dude's lobster bib kept his fork from fully engaging....if you know what I mean.
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Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? ~C. Montgomery Burns
I like them brown, yellow, Puerto Rican, or Haitian
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:04pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:02pm.
cul-de-sac?
Dat's all i gots.
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Fromage Whiz!
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Omlette du Fromage
French instructional video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_2V7g3jkVo
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:02pm.
cul-de-sac?
Dat's all i gots.
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Fromage Whiz!
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:02pm.
cul-de-sac?
Dat's all i gots.
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That and a box o' wine will getcha' in my door anytime, Clarisse!
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
cul-de-sac?
Dat's all i gots.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjzf67LFSJ8&feature=related
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 8:57pm.
hahahahaha. Umm, ok?
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
This guy might be gay but he can't dance very well.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Sorry, Kacky. It's not like he'd whip the sausage out. And trust me when I say, "you" would never hear those words from his lips, and a few here have met him and can attest. He blushes worse than anyone while saying them..and that's why adore it..that and the fact, it just doesn't have the same effect when I say those words.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 8:52pm.
Ah bon! Je veux te manger. Pas trop acide?
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Non, non! Je suis tres doux et orgasmique. Voulez vous un morceau, et couchez avec mon pere ce soir?
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 8:46pm.
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mmmmm, not so much. Today we ask our kids to share intimate details with people who don't have a right to know that much. I don't want my kid to want me to celebrate his maleness. Boundaries!
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They were dork-sided!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 8:47pm.
Je suis une pamplemousse
Ah bon! Je veux te manger. Pas trop acide?
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
That one can't spell, but have you noticed that most of the boys seem to be able to do the dance all the way thru, unlike Bimbonçay?
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They were dork-sided!
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 8:19pm.
Do you have on a half shoulder shirt too? And can you take off your bra without removing your shirt?
What about the tux vest she wore at dinner? I'm surprised the Rich Dude Who Owned the Steel Mill dint snag the tablecloth... you know, with his fork.
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
Je suis une pamplemousse et je mange sur la porte dans la poubelle.
Hey, Joe. I celebrate the maleness of my guys..I can never keep a straight face when my teenager says: Alright, Mom. Stuffin' the biiiiird. Or, What'd you say you wanted me to get? The sausage..I'll show you a sausage.
Puhleeze. Uptight kids breed uptight parents...a vicious cycle...or in other words, pretentious fucks.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
LCT,
Good call. Everyone, plug your ears.
Mutha fuckin frozen demon puke from Iceman's anus gorddem "clean your car off again bitch!" shit!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh. Better thanks!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjzf67LFSJ8&feature=related
Are you there God? It's not me, Margaret, but I pray to you just as earnestly:
Please, please..The next time I have to witness this song accompanied by any dancer, let it be from behind the rose colored glasses (okay, the reflecting fires on my tri-focals), of hell. I already know I'm going there, so why all the torture while I'm still here on earth?
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
joe, any Mom can raise her son not to be a pig. Having a good relationship with them is a great start. It's the one's who have fucked up relationships with their Moms and Sisters, who are the scary ones.
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I don't know why sometimes I get frightened
You can see my eyes, you can tell that I'm not lyin'
-Split Enz "I Got You"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 8:30pm.
joe, men are pigs? tell us something we don't know.
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You know what? I'm sorry I said that, I was kidding around. I have two sons and if I have any say in it, they sure won't be *pigs*. *Cochon* in that sense in French means *horny* moreso than actual *pigs*...ok going to stop now as I just keep digging a deeper and deeper hole........
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Madame Bovary, c’est moi ~ Flaubert
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 8:22pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 8:19pm.
Are you spying on me?!? I thought I had my blinds closed all of the way when I took the titty trap off. Well I never!
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Busted! Please don't call the fuzz! I just wanted to admire you awesome Flashdance moves I swear!
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Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? ~C. Montgomery Burns
I like them brown, yellow, Puerto Rican, or Haitian
What a lovely snow dance!
Now THAT'S a Dancing Queen.
You go-go-go girl.
From the still, I thought it was a woman with a great body. Hell, he's got a better bod than most women (except for the lack of boobs). Like him better than Beyawnce.
And I do like the song. Hate to admit it, but she has some catchy shizzle songs.
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 8:27pm.
LCT!
I COULD use a good 'boatin! As soon as my asshole unfreezes! Every year the same thing..but that first fuck all snow is nerve wrackin!
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Hhahahahaha! Frozen asshole! Let's vent about fuck all snow.
Shitty dick licking anus donkey fucker sack of ass shit!
joe, men are pigs? tell us something we don't know.
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I don't know why sometimes I get frightened
You can see my eyes, you can tell that I'm not lyin'
-Split Enz "I Got You"
LCT!
I COULD use a good 'boatin! As soon as my asshole unfreezes! Every year the same thing..but that first fuck all snow is nerve wrackin!
DeeDee,
Can't ever woman take her bra off without takin her shirt off?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjzf67LFSJ8&feature=related
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 8:11pm.
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No Luv, we have *no* problem cuz that's quite the soundtrack. I lurrves it. I saw that movie with a male platonic pal and he had such an enduring hard-on through the whole movie that we had to sit and wait until everyone left the theatre until he could sidle outta there.
Men are cochons! (hahahahaha)Edited: Ummmm nice cochons.
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Madame Bovary, c’est moi ~ Flaubert
Clarissalina times, you got a blizzard? Are you cold? Do you need motorboating?
Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 8:06pm.
If you aren't...Then you very well should be!!!
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Sweet deal. What are we snorting tonight? Nutmeg?
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 8:19pm.
Are you spying on me?!? I thought I had my blinds closed all of the way when I took the titty trap off. Well I never!
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http://scarletwordsandthoughts.blogspot.com/
A place for book lovers
Including a tribute to my friend Joe.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 8:11pm.
You have a problem with leg warmers then you have a problem with me. I'm wearing them right now listening to my Flash Dance soundtrack. What a feeling...
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Bwahahaha! Do you have on a have shoulder shirt too? And can you take off your bra without removing your shirt? If so, I love you. lol
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Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? ~C. Montgomery Burns
I like them brown, yellow, Puerto Rican, or Haitian
CARROT!!
Just watt i needz after a 2 hour drive home in a blizzard!!! How's trix??
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjzf67LFSJ8&feature=related
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 8:09pm.
Hmmpf! I blame Beyonce for this icky trend of men squeezing themselves into leotards. Jesus! What's next? Leg warmers?
You have a problem with leg warmers then you have a problem with me. I'm wearing them right now listening to my Flash Dance soundtrack. What a feeling...
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http://scarletwordsandthoughts.blogspot.com/
A place for book lovers
Including a tribute to my friend Joe.
I think the douche I live with(Baby Daddy)is a big ole 'Mo.
I'll have to put on this song when he saunters by.
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♥"Late night sex, so wet and so tight"♥ T.I
Hmmpf! I blame Beyonce for this icky trend of men squeezing themselves into leotards. Jesus! What's next? Leg warmers?
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Madame Bovary, c’est moi ~ Flaubert
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 8:02pm.
Am I cracked out of my mind?
If you aren't...Then you very well should be!!!
It's the Tranny SnowHocapades.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Am I cracked out of my mind? Did anyone else just see a half nekkie dude dancing around in the snow?
That was one of the weirdest things I have ever seen.
This is getting out of control, but this song may help me in the end thanks to MK's advice....
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
I am loving the fan videos. Beyonce's video sucks!
Ho buster #1!
PSL: They want to show off their tuck and dance skills. Homeboy in this video has it down pat.
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Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? ~C. Montgomery Burns
I like them brown, yellow, Puerto Rican, or Haitian
I love the song, but I have no clue why people keep youtubing themsleves to it. Stupid Fucktards.
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I don't know why sometimes I get frightened
You can see my eyes, you can tell that I'm not lyin'
-Split Enz "I Got You"
Can you hook me up with a job... maybe something behind a desk up north? lol
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This one might be my fave yet - all that legwork in the snow isn't easy.
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FAIL.
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President Obama - Get used to it! :)
Sited? WTF
Way out of hand. If I see a drag Queen in my city do this song I will have to scratch her eyes out.
"sited"? And that's a future executive or political leader, posting from college? Oy
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They were dork-sided!
It is an incredibly shitty song -- like nails on a chalkboard. Given that, he has a better body and is a better dancer. It's still hard to stay awake after the first 10 seconds.