Tuesday, November 25th 2008
This Is Getting Out Of Hand
First we had Shane Mercado, then Cubby, then the Big Girls and now we have this bitch doing Beyonce's "Single Ladies (Put a Cock Ring On It)" in the fucking snow! This eskihomo is shaking his ice nuts to Beyonce in goddamn Alaska! When I go out in the snow, I have to wear two coats and a fake fur wine bag over my genitals! And homegirl here is in a leotard and not much else. He doesn't even have his dignity to keep him warm! His manpussy lips must be frozen solid.
This song is bringing the gay dudes out of the woods, literally! If you think a dude might be gay, just play this song and if he starts to do the glitter bounce, then you have your answer!
VIA Mollygood
OMG! THE NEW THRILLER!
ROFL LMMFAO! Watch it without sound - looks like a plucked chicken running around. giggle
It is 2 degrees outside, and he is dancing in the snow wearing a leotard.
All I want for Christmas is you oooh oooh baby... MC
its Andre J of NYC
work!
He did this in the snow? DAAMMMMMM. He's good though. Homescratch is better than me dancing in the snow.
Is there some youtube contest going on I don't know about? I mean is this YouTube Idol? WTF?
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Aww Man, that was FUNNY!!!!
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Sit yo ass down!
I think that was better than the original. Be very proud of your citizens Sarah Palin !! LMAO..awesome
If we could get as organized and fired up about our rights as we have over this shitty song, we'd all be planning summer weddings.
http://daywithoutagay.org/
Submitted by chrislovesjimha... on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:50am.
I can't wait to see those Chinese prisoners dancing to this dumbass song next.
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YES YES YES!!!! THAT would be worth watching!!!
Oh, and..."Beyonce SITED in Alaska." Hmmmn, sighted even, too.
Ain't no gay black people in Alaska!
wow.. good thing he has that sweatband on his leg, otherwise he would probably be cold!
BTW, he really practiced that shit. The University of Alaska should be proud!!!
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:13am.
He needs snowshoes and a fur-trapper's hat.
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE the little "ok?" he says at the end. CRACKS ME UP!
**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**
what. the. fuck.
These videos are so much hotter and more elegant than the original. Beyonce looks like an elephant trying to do ballet! I felt uncomfortable watching her thunderthighs and her ass trying to eat her leotard. NOT classy!
This is my favorite version now. I give him credit for being able to do that.
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I can't wait to see those Chinese prisoners dancing to this dumbass song next.
Sheeps: No ice, just booze.
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Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? ~C. Montgomery Burns
I like them brown, yellow, Puerto Rican, or Haitian
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:13am.
Dude, if that stuff bothers you, how are you going to deal with the e. Coli?
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:08am.
Well, they have water on the roof, but it's rainwater. That's what your ice cubes are made out of.
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Ewwwww! So the "spices" floating in your drink are really rocks, piojos, and smog residue? *postponing trip to Del Rio*
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Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? ~C. Montgomery Burns
I like them brown, yellow, Puerto Rican, or Haitian
He needs snowshoes and a fur-trapper's hat.
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:26pm.
So you're telling me "Del Rio" bars don't have huge amounts of water suspended from the ceiling in order to wet down the ladies?
Well, they have water on the roof, but it's rainwater. That's what your ice cubes are made out of.
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
i drive by that spot almost every day! how could i have missed that guy? that's in fairbanks, ak. yeah! represent!....ah, nevermind.
Is there a mo on the face of the earth who hasn't done this routine on YouTube already? Seriously, everyone needs to give it a rest. yawn
i see no frozen nipples...glitter bounces for everyone...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
This warms my frostbitten Canadian heart, fav "fierce" performance so far!
@ All the Single Ladies--
You are cordially invited to jump on over to the Hate on Kim thread. New post.
No RSVP required.
xo
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SQUID BRAINS, please. --MK
Edit so you sex hookers don't email me anal bleach or credit card spam.
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Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? ~C. Montgomery Burns
I like them brown, yellow, Puerto Rican, or Haitian
If you are going to freeze your gnads off in the process, you should likely invest in a tripod so your video doesn't look like it has the shivers.
"I am...Sasha Farce"
That damn Single Ladies song has brought the chicken bird out of so many single women and gay men LOL
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 7:16pm.
TITS: I'm in Texas,
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Thanks!!
Got it and email sent.
You may want to go back and edit out your email address.
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BALLOONS!
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:34pm.
Nitty, sawwwwwry. You're not gonna drunk dial and give me a verbal whippin' are you?
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You'd have to be makin' your special margies for me to that!
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Nitwitty!
God i love Dexter! n Deedee! n Fairly Oddparents! n Fosters!! N, i have no kids!! Oh...um...i mean...i have nephews...yeah....nephews!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjzf67LFSJ8&feature=related
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:37pm.
I give this biotch a 10 for doing this shit in the snow...in a freaking leotard! Shane's was better, but this one is brave!
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We need to have Single Ladies Awards now. This wins "Bravest". We have the "Fiercest" and I think those two chair dudes could even make a win for "Lamest" is we set to the right music.LOL What's Cubby? Waddaweneed next? "Homeliest" LOL!
♥ ThreadKilla!
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Send me your arm pillows, cholas and crotchfruit!
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:34pm.
Omlette du Fromage
French instructional video:
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pfft.
2 eggs, 1 eggs worth of milk, 2 dollops of cheez whiz. fry in butter. voila!
salt and pepper to taste. best served with toast with so much butter it's soggy.
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I was gonna say: EW! But then I saw: young teen. And I said: Oh. Still ew but I'm not even gonna go there with the shit I used to eat.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Get into the spirit of giving!:
Send me your arm pillows, cholas and crotchfruit!
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I give this biotch a 10 for doing this shit in the snow...in a freaking leotard! Shane's was better, but this one is brave!
Rich and famous people suck.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:27pm.
@DeeDee:
Chingate! That's bad, right? =)
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Yes it means fuck you, Miss Potty Mouth. :P
Nitty, sawwwwwry. You're not gonna drunk dial and give me a verbal whippin' are you?
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Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? ~C. Montgomery Burns
I like them brown, yellow, Puerto Rican, or Haitian
Omlette du Fromage
French instructional video:
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pfft.
2 eggs, 1 eggs worth of milk, 2 dollops of cheez whiz. fry in butter. voila!
salt and pepper to taste. best served with toast with so much butter it's soggy.
I ate that every morning for two years when I was a young teen.
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BALLOONS!
DeeDee, apparently you didn't get my 9:17 post. Don't make me call in the Russians and the French. Yeah, I know two different wars..but the same shitfest.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by jussayin on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:29pm.
we won't let gays marry yet we let them dance in the snow in leotards?
Oh HELL no.
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Sure. They can even dance on the sidewalk right in front of your church! With each other!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Get into the spirit of giving!:
Send me your arm pillows, cholas and crotchfruit!
thirteenangels@live.com
we won't let gays marry yet we let them dance in the snow in leotards?
Oh HELL no.
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
@DeeDee:
Chingate! That's bad, right? =)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Get into the spirit of giving!:
Send me your arm pillows, cholas and crotchfruit!
thirteenangels@live.com
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:14pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:09pm.
So you're telling me "Del Rio" bars don't have huge amounts of water suspended from the ceiling in order to wet down the ladies?
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Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? ~C. Montgomery Burns
I like them brown, yellow, Puerto Rican, or Haitian
Clarisse...
Dexter lines were standard fair in this house for approximately three years. But, apparently they're not PC, so I'll have to meet you in the closet.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
flashdance 2008..yeah, yeah, yeah..don't make me do the bataan death march all over both your dorky graves.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
DeeDee don't know any cool french words. But I know all the bad spanish word!
No estés chingando, güey. (Stop fucking around, stupid.)
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Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? ~C. Montgomery Burns
I like them brown, yellow, Puerto Rican, or Haitian
NITWITTY!!
You just linked Dexter!! I think i am in lurve!!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjzf67LFSJ8&feature=related
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:09pm.
As someone who pays a great deal of artistic attention to movie details, I couldn't help but noticing some arguably unrealistic details in the quality, costuming, and stagings of the strippers at the steelworkers' bar.
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.