Yanni Is Looking Mighty Fine
Adrien Brody still looks like Yanni after a sexy orgy with The Lov-ahs from "SNL," but I don't mind it. I just want him to pour me into a hot tub, feed me a variety of spiced meats and stroke my hair with a porcelain brush. Afterwards, he will smoke a cigar while telling his pet Afghan Hound: "Michael K and I made love so powerful, methinks I heard the god Zeus chuckling from on high!"
Seriously, I bet his unkept nut bush smells like Patchouli, rose water and Chinese incense smoke. That said, I'd breathe it in for hours.
Here's Adrien, that trick he's always with, Etta James and Beyonce at the "Cadillac Records" premiere in Los Angeles last night. Look how fucking hot Etta James is. I can't believe they had Beyonce play her ass. Etta needed someone of equal hotness to play her. I'm thinking Hottie from "Flavor of Love" or Alexyss K. Tylor.
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I would sit on his nose and ride it until I oozed with juices.
He looks great with a beard. I almost always loathe facial hair on a man (well, or on a woman, too, cometothinkofit,) but Adrian Brody is making for a super-rare exception to my beard&mustache hating stance. He looks goddamn sexy as all get-out in these pics, and so does that trick of his, she's got amazing eyes.
Etta James is gorgeous, too, of course. That woman emanates geniusy beauty, but Beyonce is so grippingly irritating, so averagy and unremarkable in every way, I just want to kick that delusionally egotistical dumb bitch in the teeth. The asinine gaggle of casting directors who decided that it would be a good idea to have Beyonce play the great Etta James ought to have their casting director's licenses revoked for life. Jesus, I mean Beyonce is Foxxy Cleopatra, not Etta fucking James.
Oh bedazzled Jesus, Etta James got a wonky eye and a busted tweave!
uh...no no no...what is all that fur doing on adrien's chin...it's detracting from his hotness...i don't like....
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What happened to Adrien Brody? I used to want to bang him. HARD. I know hot guys try hard not to look hot, I get it. But he's not that hot. He should be TRYING to look hot. But not in a hot way, he knows how to do it, Seriously. Dammit. he's totally blowing it right now. And yes, I would still hit it, smelly balls and all.
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Adrian is the hotness. I love the big nose. The hazel eyes. I imagine he has a huge wang. I wanna ride his nose and wang.
out of all the singers out here today I think Pink would probably do some justice to Etta James music.
But she prolly can't act........wait, that means she's got as much chance as Beyotch A.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
I'm gonna give Xtina this, tho. I've been listening cuz everyone's always melismamoaning about it. She's strong and can keep a straight tone and does. BUT when she goes there she goes WAY too fucking far. Keep 'em guessing would be a good motto for her.
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Submitted by Deb on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 7:56pm.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 7:26pm.
angel_i, I think I would like her if she had better songs and got her voice under control. Judy Garland had a powerful voice too and had to be taught how to use it. I hate when bitches start doing all that fancy shit just to prove they can sing. It sounds like a rabid puma in heat to me.
LOL! Poor horny rabid puma! I read somewhere that Xtina never heard a note that she couldn't turn into twelve, (paraphrasing).
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 7:38pm.
unless you're sitting on an embroidered period piece chair drinking tea in your mary janes.
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Or drinking tea MADE from mary jane.
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Etta's weave resembles that jacked up weave MK posted yesterday. Thankfully, she picked out all the twigs.
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Submitted by Dj Tenn. on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 8:22pm.
his under eye concealer doesnt match his skin tone giving him that "embalmed" look..
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Oh I might curl/straighten it and shit, but weaving Polyester into it? Nah, I just ain't gonna go there...
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Like a ... oh say.. a SOCK? You could tie it's little legs to your tail and take it for a kitty ride.
With a bell attached too.
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I agree that Adrien is mighty fine but I just do not get why Beyonce is wearing a charm bracelet for a belt.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Etta Etta Etta ... Etta will be hot even when hell freezes over. She just brings the hot. And when she sings "At Last," the world goes nuclear.
Yanni IS looking mighty fine. I might consider letting him leave some crumbs in my bed.
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Submitted by Deb on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 8:22pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 8:01pm.
Etta's weave is so awesome it could beat the Sasha out of Sasha Fierce...Even Kim from RHOA must bow down to that hotness...
Yes, it's awesome. But if it's technically sitting atop her head like a fried egg, is it still a weave?
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I dunno, I just leaves my hairs ALOOOOONE...If that shit cover my tiger head, well then, good...Oh I might curl/straighten it and shit, but weaving Polyester into it? Nah, I just ain't gonna go there...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 6:20pm.
He looks like Chris Robinson's slightly-less-skanky brother.
NO!!!! i was just thinking of Chris R. saw the Black Crowes last week. he is so hot!! i love facial hair.
I loved Adrian in "Hollywoodland", but as Cara said, some people shouldn't do facial hair.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Beyonce needs to put a lid on it.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 8:01pm.
Etta's weave is so awesome it could beat the Sasha out of Sasha Fierce...Even Kim from RHOA must bow down to that hotness...
Yes, it's awesome. But if it's technically sitting atop her head like a fried egg, is it still a weave?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Note to Adrian Brody
next time hire a makeup artist and dont let the g/f do it.
his under eye concealer doesnt match his skin tone giving him that "embalmed" look..
Beyonce is cute and all that for the MTV shite and the teensy bop crew , but honey this is
ETTA MUTHAFUCKIN JAMES BITCH! were talking about her, Beyonce playing an ACCURATE portrayl of her , no way, huh-unh , not now not EVER.
JHUD would have been the more obvious choice.
Hollywood sux and is way worse than High School with money ..
Alexka K. Tylor, Hottie from FOL, xxx-rapper Trina, all great casting choices...
Happy Cranxgiving bitches..
"I dont keep up with The Joneses.. I AM The Joneses!"- NeNe, Real Housewives of ATL
I'd let that man do whatever he wanted to me.
Beyonce and her big head pale in comparison to the hotness that is Etta James. She has more fierceness in her pinky finger than Beyonce does in her entire being.
Your face!
Etta's weave is so awesome it could beat the Sasha out of Sasha Fierce...Even Kim from RHOA must bow down to that hotness...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I LOVE Etta James, Jennifer Hudson should have played her, not Beyonce. Etta's story is amazing but Beyonce will make the movie blow.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 7:56pm.
I read somewhere that Xtina never heard a note that she couldn't turn into twelve (paraphrasing).
Zackly. I'd love to hear her butcher the "Star Spangled Banner."
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 7:26pm.
angel_i, I think I would like her if she had better songs and got her voice under control. Judy Garland had a powerful voice too and had to be taught how to use it. I hate when bitches start doing all that fancy shit just to prove they can sing. It sounds like a rabid puma in heat to me.
LOL! Poor horny rabid puma! I read somewhere that Xtina never heard a note that she couldn't turn into twelve, (paraphrasing).
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Bwahahahaha, I loooooove The Lovahs! I can picture MK and Afghan Hound here talking about their lovemaking afterward: "Our bodies, still greasy with goat's meat..."
Hopefully MK is really spending Thanksgiving with Afghan Hound taking "lovah's walks" together!
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 7:46pm.
Though not attracted to Anderson's phsysical appearence I am however attracted to his wit charm and intelligence.
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putsomestankonit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 7:43pm
"Acquired taste" like Cilantro, you either love it or hate it.
I don't like cilantro either.
But Mah Boo is an "acquired taste", so, you know, I know.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 7:40pm.
I don't get it, I don't see the HWAT in him, on him, near him...
He's an odd fuglyhot. Sometimes I look at him and think "Ewwww" Other times I see the hotness like right now in this picture. If this were the 20's or 30's he could only find work as a circus freak as the sometimes attractive other times ugly man.
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I don't get it, I don't see the HWAT in him, on him, near him...
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
puffy sleeves.
And I HATE that ankles crossed pose.
*griping and grumbling*
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unless you're sitting on an embroidered period piece chair drinking tea in your mary janes.
Then it's de rigeur.
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angel_i, I think I would like her if she had better songs and got her voice under control. Judy Garland had a powerful voice too and had to be taught how to use it. I hate when bitches start doing all that fancy shit just to prove they can sing. It sounds like a rabid puma in heat to me.
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His trick looks like a much prettier version of Ivanka Trump, you know what she would have looked like if she didn't inherit her father's pufferfish cheeks...Oh and had a grown up person's jawline and chin...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
LOL!@stanky. And I like Xtina but she is REALLY good fodder for jokes!
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The best Xtina review I ever read was when she did a duet with her idol Etta James.
"Its hard to imagine how Etta James was able to sing a note with Christina sucking all of the oxygen out of the recording booth." Ha ha ha.
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I'm getting a PeeWee herman vibe from "Yanni" here.
Etta James looks like Tila Tequila's mom.
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it really is time for the world to end. That's it, we had good run, but this madness cannot go on! Jesus, please push the button! (MK)
My favorite part he played was in Bullet w/Mickey Rourke, he rocked it as a junkie...Awesome flick.
Check it out.
The 'lovah' skit is one of my favorites!
I LOVE the beard and long hair on him. I think it looks tres sexy.
my favorite little white/black woman etta james! and i see beyonce is starting with that open mouth shit to. someone punch her out NOW!
Mr Brody is hot shit to.
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No one above the age of 8 should wear puffy sleeves.
And I HATE that ankles crossed pose.
*griping and grumbling*
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Jeez, I thought Etta James was dead! =O
I think Adrien can be sexy as hell, but some people just shouldn't do facial hair.
I kind of love how MK always refers to elsa pataky as "that trick"
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I went to a party where Etta was singing (while sitting down) and the poor thing nodded off right in the middle of a song.
"Michael K and I made love so powerful, methinks I heard the god Zeus chuckling from on high!"
What the fuck happened to you up there? Even for you, that's out there...
Yo...MK...it's Elsa Pataky with Yanni...Etta James is the brilliant singer that Beyonce is currently butchering on the big screen.
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I'd hit it, Jeramiah Johnson beard and all. I consider the beard extra "ribbed" action.
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Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? ~C. Montgomery Burns
I like them brown, yellow, Puerto Rican, or Haitian
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 5:55pm.
everything about him turns me on and his girlfriend is gorgeous.
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He looks like Chris Robinson's slightly-less-skanky brother.
Unkept nut bush. Didn't Tina Turner cover that tune?
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