Afternoon Crumbs
Kim Cattrall showing off her 52-year-old titty pouches for the sake of art! - Egotastic!
I was right! Brit Brit tied up her shirt in the back old-school style for Rolling Stone - Hollywood Tuna
Jessica Simpson has no brains - IDLYITW
An evil Olsen troll yells at the paps (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Tranny overload: Ty Ty & Beyonce together! - Just Jared
Vanity Fair's Oscar party is downsizing - Lainey Gossip
Warning! You might get the herp from looking at these pictures - Popsugar
Right where Joey Fatone belongs - SOW
Expect a plethora of jazz hands from "Rosie Live" - Towleroad
Brit Brit needs a new hat - Cityrag
The Scientology Sword Dude was pretty creepy looking - Mollygood
Jacko is on the diet of champions - Hollywood Rag
Horatio Sanz lost a lot of chunk - Celebitchy
Dear Fishsticks, Shut the Goop up! - I'm Not Obsessed
Vintage Gerry Butler! He kind of looks like Jax from "General Hospital" - ICYDK
HoHan might be drinking vodka again. In other news, I'm drinking vodka right now! - A Socialite's Life
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That's about the 3rd hottest ad for Depends I've ever seen. Too bad Betty White won't do topless.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Kids! Please! It's pronounced TISH-en.
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
i refuse to give the scientos any kind of credit for anything other than being an evil cult....that being said, they may have not been totally wrong for how they dealt with the creepy sword swinging dude...ugh...now i feel dirty....
haven't decided if gerard butler belongs in the hot file...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
It was our New Year's Eve tradition to go to the Walgreens liquor department. Such love and goodwill could be found there on that jolliest of holidays. Now we're forced to get our booze at the grocery stoe. (Actually I shouldn't complain, because I know there's states where you can't get hard likker at the grocery stoe)
Brit Brit looks decent in those pics,not too much photoshopping
Jessica Simpson needs to go away,she is way past done
The Olsens are the most materialistic bitches ever troll
Ty Ty & Beyonce are a perfect combination
Not only herp.I damn near vomited all over myself looking at that ho
"Rosie Live" will die a very fast death,looks like it sucks big bone
The Scientology Sword Dude was pretty disturbed by his history,kind of feel sorry for him.
Jacko needs to work Vegas,he could make some bank pretty fast
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Jessica Simpson is so stupid. And she's stupider to use it to gain fame and/or affection. I think that's what she's still doing but it's not working anymore. And her looks are going. Sad. She used to be somewhat cute, even wo her make-up, but now -- she's looking like a used up, trashier Heigl. I have a block on Heigl's first name -- but I'm going to believe that is a good thing.
Thank you Kim for not having big fake tits! Bitch looks awesome.
Okay, that photo shoot is scaring the fuck out of me. And what kind of GD hookers sit around buck naked together like nothing? Oh wait, I guess that would be sort of a hooker duty. So the answer is....hookers! I answered my own question.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
I risked "the herp" and looked at the parasite pics.
So when did patent leather shin guards become in?
Right up there with open-toed boots, that is!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I'm jello of you hoes with a walgreens filled with booze.
My Walgreens has no such things.
The CVS is right across the street from it and it does have booze.
However, The CVS always asks me for a f*cking id, which I never have with me when I - literally - walk across the street to the store.
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Sorry forgot to say the Blonde came from the original Cunts of OC.
Kim Cattrall looks better than some 20 somethings I know and way better than Kim on HW of Atlanta.
Rachel Ray had on NENE from Atlanta, JILL from NY and that crazy blonde bitch (which blonde, right? LOL) the one that drinks and say WHOO HOO all the fucking time shes drunk, the real estate insurance lady. They were there for their undermakeovers. Fucking pathetic. Sickening I tell ya, what a way to start my morning, I regretted it all day long, I've been nauseaus.
Oh, TITS, I can't wait to use your loo!!
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I thought that was a pretty good Rosie interview Meredith did.
Oh - and Walgreen's doesn't carry Max Factor makeup. :(
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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 5:36pm.
Mrs K.,
I am convinced that there is nothing in life that you need that you cannot find at Walgreens!!
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in Washington the state has a firm grip on the balls of hard liquor sales.
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Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Probably
Our Walgreens stores in Missouri got rid of their liquor departments and added drive-though pharmacies in their place. Those assholes.
Looks like someone is thirsty for a nice tall glass of Go Fuck Yourself Juice.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Yesterday someone said they got vodka at the Walgreen's
WTF is up with that?!?!?!
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corrupt american pigs.
that?
Walgreens sounds like London Drugs with booze.
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Mrs K.,
I am convinced that there is nothing in life that you need that you cannot find at Walgreens!!
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Wooo! A new post!
Well, not so new, but I was expecting the post about Granny to be the last one, so I'm f*cking excited with the afternoon crumbs.
Kill me, but I think Kim looks pretty good? I'd hit it if I were into women.
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Submitted by paulapoo on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 5:15pm.
Damn, I forgot to get vodka at the store today. But I've got rum and tequila.
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Yesterday someone said they got vodka at the Walgreen's
WTF is up with that?!?!?!
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Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Probably
Damn, I forgot to get vodka at the store today. But I've got rum and tequila.
I think Kim Cattrall looks great especially for her age. I hope I age that well.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 4:19pm.
TITS!!!! Your Avie made get a tingle
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it's starting to gross me out.
going to change it soon.
until then... the line forms to the left.
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BALLOONS!
Lay off Kim. She's hot... not a "memaw" by any means.
If I wanted to see saggy boobs and parched vajayjay, I'd just volunteer to sponge bathe my granny.
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
wow, sanchez looks really good!
Mr. Butler, come to the hoff.
paris who cares
fishstick shut the fuck up.
lindsay drinking, really? shocking.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Blowhan boozing it up again. Shocking (not).
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 4:16pm.
Farrah: there better be some hotter dudes than Horatio and Hurley for me and Lo to have ESL sex with down there!
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HELLZ YEZ! we've got hot guys here. That's why we UPS those two heffers to you.
remember, pool party!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
HoHan just can't pass up a good tuna colada, while Brit's fave are Slim Jim daquiries.
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The next time you have a thought...LET IT GO.
Mrs. goslin
Hahahah Tits' toilet licks vaginas!
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
MK, how we've missed you!
Chestica Simpleton is a straight-up moron.
And Brit wishes she looked like that cover!
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President Obama - Get used to it! :)
Did no one bother pointing out to dear Gwennie that goop is just another word for jizzpuddle?
Have a purpose in life--be a bad example
I never realized Kim Cattrall's titties were so small...cute though. And could Parasite be any more obvious about trying to hide her wonk eye? First that haircut she had where she swooped it over her eye and now with the hat pulled down oh so very strategically. Just put a bag over your head bitch and call it a day.
TITS!!!! Your Avie made get a tingle
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Farrah: there better be some hotter dudes than Horatio and Hurley for me and Lo to have ESL sex with down there!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Dear Fishsticks,
My fiance just phoned to talk about our Thanksgiving menu. He wants to make sure I make that hot green bean salad stuff (but hold the onions), those small butterly "creshent" rolls, that crusty cinnamon marshmallow potato casserole thing, some mac and cheese, some of that red stuff that makes his mouth hurt, some bread stuff without the nuts and raisins, and of course a cooked bird.
I just don't know what to make of this, so, I'm just gonna take a Goop off and have some vodka instead.
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Why buy a child from another country when you can just pick one up that's been dropped off by their own parents right here.
I don't think $cientology guy did or said anything unreasonable.
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Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 4:09pm
hahahaha cochin china Vagina
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Gerry Butler looks 10 million times better NOW.
Of course Hohan drinks, is that a shock to anyone?
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Yes, Niketown sells only Nike, and Chicken of the Sea is actually tuna.
Fucktard.
SHOCKING! HoHan drinks while her sugar mamma spins. Bitch looks pretty wasted.
Welcome back, MK! drink up before the craziness begins.
And good for Horatio Sanz losing the chunk. He and the fat dude from Lost were giving us Chileans a bad rep.
Aw man! the Scientology Dude looked like someone they needed back! such a shame!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Scientology Sword Dude's mug shot: The reason why you shouldn't get neck tatoos.
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I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
I can't help it; I see Kim and I think of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKZV1MSldJk
(watch your volume)
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Lighten up, Francis.
Okay
this----->http://www.rhymezone.com/ is how bored I am.
Did you know vagina rymes with so many words and that clitoris rymes with montgoris
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
I knew you couldnt stay away !!!
Is Chestica trying to sell CD's, or rim jobs? Put your fucking tongue back in your head, overrated hag.
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The next time you have a thought...LET IT GO.
Blah...
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GERRY BUTLER!
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Lordie lordie lordie. I need a wetsuit after GB. I think I'll be having a double dirty ass goose now. Whew.
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Why buy a child from another country when you can just pick one up that's been dropped off by their own parents right here.
Lohan and MK drink vodka?? *thunk*
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.