I Leave You With Nicole

So what are we supposed to do now? I've got another 2 days of fucking off...er, work...that I need to get through! LOL

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The next time you have a thought...LET IT GO.

That's what botoxed people look like while drunk.

Have a good trip, MK. I always get the jerk in front of me who reclines his seat for the whole flight as soon as he sits down.

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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!

Safe trip, MK!

And if that kid kicks you in the back of your seat, turn around and tell him that his parents wanted a girl, or that his parents don't really love him. Or better yet, show him this picture of Nicole Kidman. That'll scare the shit out of him and he'll quiet down.

Her hair looks like Mrs. Garrett from the Facts of Life - a big brassy, sticky, overfried, Aqua-netted mess. Yuck, imagine having to run your fingers through it.

Have a great trip Michael K. Can't wait for more of your fabulous wit.

The review was unfair. I'm still gonna watch Australia. But I have to admit Nicole's performances in her recent movies are difficult to watch, especially in The Invasion. Thanks for leaving us with Nicole, MK!!!

Have a great trip, MK! And to all the other Dlisters who are traveling this week, in the words of my mother, "have fun and be careful!" And congrats to ISMU who is having her baby today!

On the subject of the post, does Botox really do that to you? I'm 24, pale, stay out of the sun, use all kinds of expensive shit on my face, and my forehead looks like Rachel Zoe's compared to hers. If Botox will do that for you, I am not even going to worry about getting wrinkles, I'll just pony up for some injections in a few years.

Also, why wasn't the phenomenal Cate Blanchett the lead in this "Australia" flick (in which I have no interest). As a serious director Baz Luhrmann should know better than to cast Kidman...

Have a nice flight, MK! We'll be waiting for you when you return.

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Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 8:40am.
I remember her 'first movie'..what was it called?..Dead Silence

Dead Calm I believe - and my friend and I are so warped that we laughed hysterically at the projectile baby scene.

Mk's been busy this morning!

Also, Keith Urban looks like a lesbian with bad high-lights. Isn't he supposed to be "dreamy"?

Have a safe flight, MK! Eat some extra stuffing for us!

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I remember her 'first movie'..what was it called?..Dead Silence, I think..suspenseful..it might have been good, but I 'dont remember and she had a regular forehead then.

I love your words MK...things like 'Scientolohole'..lmao...your next project should be a dlisted dictionary!

Check out the whole article (at the UK Times website)-- it's great! Of course the idiot who wrote the review of this review (talk about derivative!) at the link MK provides calls the ballsy reviewer "bitter"! How asinine is that? You know that if the reviewer's name weren't a woman's name (Melanie Reid), the review's reviewer (let's call him "Idiot") wouldn't call him "bitter".

Submitted by annobanano on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 8:31am.

I liked her in Practical Magic. Cheesey film but fun. She looked really lovely then, red hair and a face that moved. Sad really. We all get older and fighting it seems to make it worse.

BTW How feminine does her old man look? Is he, in fact, a girl? I'm all for avoiding the totally macho but I suspect he carries tampons.

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Forget Frozen Face. May Angelina's twin messiahs protect our beloved Michael K on his flight!!!

The only thing she was actually good in was To Die For - must have been a fluke!

Nicole Kidman was on Letterman last night, I think she said to Dave "why are you looking at my face?" How could you not? Her face hardly moved when she laughed. What has she done to herself? It hurts just to look at her.

@ Newport Joey - Thanks Doll. Wow, she has some serious gray then. I believe I am the same age as her (41) and I don't even have the gray she does. I am still able to pluck the beginning strands coming in. My hair is dark brown.

I don't know much about botox, if Nicole just stopped tomorrow in a few months (assuming she has a lot of wrinkles) could she look like Teri Hatcher? Does it just 'collapse' back into the state that it should be?

I doubt Nicole would ever stop, but she should really do less (botox) and start to look a little something like her age and also it would allow her to 'act' again. I don't care about Nicole one way or the other, but I've liked her acting in a few of her films and then some not so much. She has this shrill way of acting about her that I guess some skilled directors can get her to stop and act a different way. Who knows.

Nicole, for the love of god lay off the botox and go back to red hair. Mr Nicole, lay off the highlights and whatever else you do to give yourself the worst case of gayface I have ever seen.

Many thanks on behalf of all people with eyes.

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MK I screamed at kid yesterday on a plane to stop it from 2 rows behind... and then stared down some scary Russian dudes that were screaming so loud in their language that I could hear them thru my headphones. I'll Federal Marshall anyone's ass that is annoying on a flight i'm on!!!!

xoxox

The war isn't working.

she should retire..I mean she has plenty of money and a baby and husband...its just time. I cant even imagine seeing Australia... Cate Blanchett should have been in that role.

xoxox

The war isn't working.

they all are a mess...did Nic get that dress in a vegas hotel gift shop? and those granny shoes that Jackmans granny and those hose...iiiiiyyyyyyiiiii
I have defended Nic in the past but she has ruined herself with that botox crack... she has no reaction ability.
too bad

xoxox

The war isn't working.

Just hate her. She refuses to accept her gingerness so fuck her. She prolly sits there with an eraser and rubs her freckles off, the dumb cunt. She missed all those years of gorgeous red hair...it's most likely gray under there now.

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

Yes my dear, the lighter shades are where the grey is covered! Her grey pattern isn't a Lilly Munster "widow's peak" but it's getting there.....It's the rigid forehead that throws people.

MK is right though....she could guard the Portals Of Hell and nobody is getting in or out.....

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I,
Darling"

Have a safe flight, MK!

@ Jill-The-Ripper, I hear ya, although I think I am more disturbed by her nylons. At least let's hope they are her nylons and not a tattoo.

I am so unsure about Hugh, sometimes he looks faboo and sometimes not so much. Here he looks like his head is too small on a large body. Like a Puppet Master doll.

Yikes...look at that pained reaction. She must have just seen the film.

@ Newport Joey - Hi, thanks for the clue-in. I still don't get it though. Were the lighter colors previously gray? Is that what you are saying Nicole really has gray hair? Then the (I guess) Strawberry-Blond part is the real color of the dye?

Yeah, what the fuck is up with the slingback patent platforms? Ick.

Try to enjoy the flight, MK. I always get the kicking kid behind me too. Or worse yet, the guy who smells like rancid ballsweat. Or the hairy-armed armrest stealer.

I am going to be like Jack Black on Tropic Thunder without his jellybeans, I NEED MY DLISTED FIX.
I am gonna go through old threads and read them as new.

Have a nice flight MK

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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK

I am going to be like Jack Black on Tropic Thunder without his jellybeans, I NEED MY DLISTED FIX.
I am gonna go through old threads and read them as new.

Have a nice flight MK

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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK

Bliss, Nickie's hair color is the same as MINE!! L'Oreal 9 1/2 NB (new blonde) which gives you the maximum grey coverage......Just refer any beauty related questions to a gay man....("Only her hairdresser knows for sure......") Right....and every mo' who colors their own hair........

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I,
Darling"

Have a pleasant flight MK, miss ya already :(

I'm going to expolde.I got chocolate chip cookie dough(the roll kind)muffin pan w/the muffin papers.put the cookie dough by spoonfuls into the muffin papers.baked as usual.Then when the cookies were done I stuck a mini Reeses peanut butter cup in the center.It slightly melted in the cookie.I ate like five already.I need to purge now.But they are SOOOOOOOOOOOOO good!

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I don't understand the color(s) of Nicole's hair. She is sporting at least 5 different shades. She would look so much younger if she stuck to one, preferably a dark color. She looks so washed out with her variations of blond.

Forget about the forehead, what sort of haircolor is that? My friend's stepfather has a (now white-haired) mustache and he's a heavy smoker. It looks just like that. Gross!

At least Betty has her hair tied back and is showing a tasteful bit of boobage. Last few pictures she's looked a little rough. Mr. Nicole looks so bright and shiney....so that's what being dried out looks like....Who knew?

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I,
Darling"

What the hell are those shoes that Jackman's Gran has on?!