I Leave You With Nicole
While some baby is kicking the back of my chair during my flight today (that always happens to me), Nicole Kidman and her indestructible forehead will guard the gates of Dlisted. Nobody can get through this bitch. You can fire a cannon at her forehead and that shit will bounce back right at you. Tommy Girl can shoot Travolta jizz nuggets out of his Scientolohole and he will fail. Don't even try to break through her forehead.
Just make sure to feed her some mashed up prunes every 30-minutes or so.
Below is Memaw Nicky, her possum-haired husband, Hugh Jackman, his granny and Lauren Bacall at the NYC premiere of "Australia" last night. One really fucking hot film reviewer had this to say about Nicky's performance in that shit: "She can't act. Instead, she drifts around films like a lost porcelain doll, looking frozen, brittle and vapid, staring at the camera with her oh-golly-look-how-I'm-looking-interesting blue eyes. " Yup, that sounds about right.
I'll post more shit when I land! Don't forget to wipe!
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Sorry hot sluts, this may be a quick drive-by, but I have some enormously bad news.
Okie's company are a bunch of tight-assed labias and they blocked DListed so we won't be seeing her hot ass in here for awhile :(
HA HA HA Mrs. K!!!!!
puppehs is hwat?
Mmmmmmmm Farrah! h ha ha
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*blows kisses to Mrs.K*
Morning lovey! ;P
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
Hi Snowy!!♥
And Mrs. K!!!
@ Nova: that's why a joint would be perfect right now. I'd conversate with the voices coming from the vents
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:53am.
Mrs. K did you see Farrah puppehs?
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Farrah sends me pics of her puppehs (and I don't mean the canines) all the time
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Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Probably
Ladies
*bowing*
Good Morning.
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Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Probably
Mrs. K did you see Farrah puppehs?
I want to put them in my bra and cuddle them like kangaroo babies.
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Hugh's wifey looks sorta pretty here....EXCEPT for the fact that she is a total shoe RETARD!! Every damn time I see a picture of her, she has the most GAWDAWFUL shoes on...generally platformy shizz like she is wearing here. YUCK!!!!!!
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
sheepy sheep sheep, sounds like a plan!
OK I gotta go do some work, you kiddies play nice.....BRB
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Mrs K in da HIZOUSE!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Dee Deeeeeeeee *DIES*
Im so flashin back with you right now!
Putas I bet you could have been in the car with us, thinking we were so cool....
BUT WE WERE!
I swear we were cool!
Once....
Ive got three neices that tellme otherwise since they can beat me at video games. Hmph!
I type with my feet what do they want man? Im old.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:43am.
All I know in Spanish is pendejo and stuff like that!
hahahaha. Just walk around greeting people with that.
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
Granny's shoes look very comfortable.
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Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
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@snowy....ARRRRRRRRRR!!! *giggles*
@Miss Priss....How boring with nothing to do...and MK taking a Vay-cay too...just when you need him!!
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-Ted "Theodore" Logan
Farrah: The Low End Theory. My favs. off the album.
Excursions
Buggin Out
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Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? ~C. Montgomery Burns
Nova! the pirate lass!♥
Miss P, Dee Dee Salem!!!♥♥♥♥
where is IG these days?
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Submitted by Salem13 on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:45am.
Aww leave Nicole ALLOOONNEE! I don't care I love Nicole. And whatever, she isn't the only high-profile actress who "can't act". 99% of hollywood can't act.
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That's SOOOO true. Its like all of the Hollyweirdo's were hired based on looks alone. No wonder Nicole is sort of a mess....she's insanely trying to hold onto her looks/job. lol.
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
Tribe Called Quest.... may favorite song.
I dedicate this to all the D-listed hotties today on this fine pre Turkey party day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46c8AqzjLCg
"I hope you like rap songs..."
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Farrah- I will tame your monsters! I just have to give my dog the eye and he runs to the kennel.
Nova
Yes, at least you have work to do!!! I gots nothing, and I'm hearing strange things coming from the vents, voices and shit
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Have we figured out Nicole's hair yet?? Whats REALLY going on?? lmao
Hi snowy and farrah...;P
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
Aww leave Nicole ALLOOONNEE! I don't care I love Nicole. And whatever, she isn't the only high-profile actress who "can't act". 99% of hollywood can't act.
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Happy Thanksgiving Y'all!
Yup...but I still have to do work. So POOH!
At least you're alone and just chillin...LUCKY!!
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
Farrah! they are sooo cute, I can't wait to play with them, LOLOLOLOL
but so they understand Enleeesh? All I know in Spanish is pendejo and stuff like that!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:41am.
Farrah! they are sooo cute, I can't wait to play with them, LOLOLOLOL
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they're MONSTERS!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:38am.
Phife Dog? "I'm the five foot assassin with the roughneck business."
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dammit. You're gonna make me go dig for that damn tape!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
NovaN
Awesome. Good for you.
I guess today woulda been a good day to bring a joint to work
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:31am.
I think that was Q-tips short ass with Tribe Called Quest, the early make me feel old as shit years.
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A woman after my own heart! I love A Tribe Called Quest. Q-tip is a shorty, but remember the other guy in the band, Phife Dog? "I'm the five foot assassin with the roughneck business." Five fucking feet tall! That some La Pequeña shit.
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Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? ~C. Montgomery Burns
Everything in its Right Place
Oh...Miss Priss my dear....Yeah...i was bad this morning and snuck out to my car to do a little puff puff. BAD BAD Nova....but nice! :D
What were we talking about???
heh
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
Submitted by KD on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:34am.
Farrah- datchoo? In the high-pitched voice? Yo quiero una galleta! No, una caja de galletas!
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busted..*shame face* Gotta do the special voice for the "special" pets..
And those galletas will make you throw vomito on your chanclas.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
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LOL!! It's nice to be stoned!
As a matter of fact, I was just listening to Bob Dylan "everyboby must get stoned"
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Yes! It was a song from Tribe. I remember when we used to listen to that and think we were so edgy and cool. Ha ha. My friends and I were such tools. I love it.
Submitted by Farrah on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:30am.
AWESOMENESS!!
i warn you... be ready for this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG-1j_G-PM8
(turn the volume down, it's in spanish and super high-pitched voice)
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Farrah- datchoo? In the high-pitched voice? Yo quiero una galleta! No, una caja de galletas!
Im alooooone is the office! all the bitches took off and shit. Guess I ain't doing nothing today. yipee
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Stocky- HA HA HA! That's perfect.
You were a precocious lil' egghead who sat in the back and ran card games too, right?
Awesome.
And watch out Farrah I think some of the spammers responded to some posters a few weeks ago. It was ...spooky. Where do these creatures post from? Beige carpet covered cubicles? They are relentless like Robocop.
WAIT....What is going on with Nicole's hair??? Its like its gray at the roots or something.....is this even possible?? WTF? She ALWAYS dyes her hair and shizz...so did she do this on purpose??
I'm stoned. :P
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
LoLo & snow- You guys are going to Cheelay? I have a contact in Argentina that says I can move down there and work for him. If things get too bad up here...I just might!
Im going back to Chile
Chile Chile
Im going back to Chile...
OH OH Does any ho member that song
I left my wallet in el Segundo (sp?)
I gotta get it I got got ta get it.
I think that was Q-tips short ass with Tribe Called Quest, the early make me feel old as shit years.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:25am.
Lo: check Expedia for flights to CHILE here we come ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIBA!
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AWESOMENESS!!
i warn you... be ready for this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG-1j_G-PM8
(turn the volume down, it's in spanish and super high-pitched voice)
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by happytiming on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:24am.
Bitch stole my comment, arsehole.
AHHH her makeup artist needs to be fired, you do NOT use WHITE concealer dammit!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Doesn't she LOOK in the mirror before she goes out??? Come ON!
Surely Nicole can afford some protein conditioner and a gloss treatment for that cotton candy hair.
And is it possible to dye her hair closer to the roots?
I'm going to help her by taking a crimping iron to her forehead -- just so we can create the illusion of life.
I'm sick of looking at this garbage bag-faced cadaver. Now THIS is funny!
November 25, 2008 --
Paris Hilton's popularity has plummeted. The heir-head, whose show, "Paris Hilton's My New BFF," on MTV has low ratings, was booed so badly at the Kress in Hollywood this weekend, she refused to take the stage. Hilton was at a birthday party for designer Christian Audigier's daughter, Crystal, and was supposed to introduce the Pussycat Dolls. But when Audigier took the stage and yelled to the crowd, "Do you want to see Paris Hilton?" our spy said, "The entire room - which had just cheered when they thought Britney Spears was coming - booed loudly. Paris was practically in tears and left without taking the stage."
SNAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
I think online dating is really nice. My friend recommended me a very interesting and HOT place ***INTERRACIALLOVING.COM*** where many fans are together, also I've meet kinds of black and white singles who are hunger for true love online.
Lo: check Expedia for flights to CHILE here we come ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIBA!
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Submitted by Lucifer2008 on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:12am.
i wish you fucking spammers were the ones taking a vacation. In hell. Forever.
You're NOT invited to my pool party, bitch!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Snow- don't worry about getting slammed. All the Cali-fornians are just waking up now, so they might not be on in a while. On second thought, they could be on any minute and cranky, too.
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If MK wanted to make this bitch absolutely impenetrable, he really needed to employ a forehead trifecta. He really needs to have Tyra and Rhianna helping Nicole guard Dlisted. That shit would be like the Great Wall of China.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:19am.
It's a Thanksgiving miracle! If only if were permanent.
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President Obama - Get used to it! :)
Sup Shawty, can i buy you a purple drank at Farrahs pool party? Wait? why you walking away from me? Dont go. What yo man gots to do wiff me?
*packs bags to head for Farrahs house*
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