I Leave You With Nicole
While some baby is kicking the back of my chair during my flight today (that always happens to me), Nicole Kidman and her indestructible forehead will guard the gates of Dlisted. Nobody can get through this bitch. You can fire a cannon at her forehead and that shit will bounce back right at you. Tommy Girl can shoot Travolta jizz nuggets out of his Scientolohole and he will fail. Don't even try to break through her forehead.
Just make sure to feed her some mashed up prunes every 30-minutes or so.
Below is Memaw Nicky, her possum-haired husband, Hugh Jackman, his granny and Lauren Bacall at the NYC premiere of "Australia" last night. One really fucking hot film reviewer had this to say about Nicky's performance in that shit: "She can't act. Instead, she drifts around films like a lost porcelain doll, looking frozen, brittle and vapid, staring at the camera with her oh-golly-look-how-I'm-looking-interesting blue eyes. " Yup, that sounds about right.
I'll post more shit when I land! Don't forget to wipe!
Wenn
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 1:48pm.
I actually really liked her in "Practical Magic"
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i totally loved that movie!! i liked her in "the hours", too - the story of virginia woolfe. and "the others" was good. not a great performance by nic, but good storyline.
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"Shut up and deal with it! Now pass me the boxed wine!" -MK 8/20/08
I thought Casey was in jail for the crime already and awaiting trial. They still don't have enough evidence?
Haha Snowy No problemo
They have the most randomest games lol Ive been trying to do the Jigsaw puzzle for 3 days now I cant get it under 5 minutes
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Those pups are SO tired from tearing it up - haha.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 1:57pm.
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Dee, I'll only try this because I'm afraid of catching scurvy. Btw, what's your number again?
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by luscious_t on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 1:29pm.
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I've been following the case. I am convinced that Casey killed Caylee, her parents are now covering for her.
In initial statements to police and FBI, her parents, one, a retired homicide detective, the other a nurse, claim that when they recovered the car, they were so overwhelmed by the smell. A smell her father said, "Is a smell you never forget." And he also said "I was afraid to look in the trunk. I just said to myself, please don't let it be Casey or Caylee in here"
So basically, they know what decomposition smells like, even ADMITTED that you can tell the difference between rotting garbage and decomposition. They BOTH were convinced in the beginging that there was a dead body in the car. They were expecting to FIND a dead body when they opened the trunk.
FBI and Body farm test prove that a body was decomposing in that car. Traces of chlorophorm were found in the trunk and a hair, belonging to Caylee, was found in the trunk, along with a basketball sized stain, that was causing the smell. The hair found has been tested and it's concluded that due to certain structures in the strand, it fell out of a dead body.
This entire story makes me sick.
Thanks Luscious. Found some articles on the la times site. Don't care to read blog type stuff on this as it's such an emotional issue.
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BALLOONS!
Mrs. G: I am over here blasting the hell outta Osama Bin Laden! thanks for the fun times, LOL
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Well, I'm back and I see we are still staring at the projector screen forhead that is Nicole. Anyone got any good home movies? I've got the popcorn!
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Oooo, booze recipes! This is my fav. margarita recipe:
Cointreau Margarita
1 part Cointreau orange liquor
2 parts Patron Silver tequila
fresh lime juice
shake well and pour over ice
A friends phone number who you can drunk dial after you've had a few too many. :)
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Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? ~C. Montgomery Burns
I like them brown, yellow, Puerto Rican, or Haitian
Afternoon Crumbs:
Another list for us to ignore
http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2008/11/25/tom-cruise-in-details-magazine
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 1:48pm.
Come on, let's make our own Afternoon Crumbs:
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Kinda goes without saying:
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2008/11/jessica-simpson-is-a-comple...
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The next time you have a thought...LET IT GO.
Snow- no, my myspace, which I don't really use.
Nikita's Holiday Drinks
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Chocolate Creme Royale
3 shots Whole Milk
2 shots Baileys Irish Cream
1 shot Godiva Chocolate Liquor
(use a chocolate vodka to get drunk faster)
1 shot Chambord Royale Raspberry Liqueur
Blend with Ice
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Coke Royale
1 shot of Chambord royale
1 glass of Coke (I use Coke Zero)
Ice, stir to mix
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Champagne Royale
1 flute of medium Quality Champagne (like Mumm or a Cliquot)
Add Chambord to taste
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Twisted Iced Mocha (or Iced Cappuccino)
Equal parts Kalhua & Godiva chocolate (or cappuccino if u prefer) liqueur.
Stir with ice or blend with ice
add a splash of Baileys if u prefer cream in your coffee ;)
http://funstufftosee.com/gamestuff.html
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Haven't posted here in a while, but since I found the link here....
Have any of you been to Puppy Cam this morning? Lawd have mercy...go look !!!
Those fat little chits are gonna be in big time trouble.
I actually really liked her in "Practical Magic"
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Come on, let's make our own Afternoon Crumbs:
Breakfast of Champions:
http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/25/come-for-the-service-stay-for-the-food/
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Submitted by Cara on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 1:38pm.
I can... BMX Bandits
I can honestly say that I cant recall any movie I've seen her in since- the movies she does dont peak my interest.
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C'mon, you know you want to.. www.seekingdesperately.blogspot.com/ ..it's ok- I won't tell..
KD: LOL me and my sis call them "turnips", LOL stoopit I know because, they ALWAYS turn up again!
Is he on your facebook?
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 1:41pm.
Time is standing still Snowy
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OMG! I was gone for like 2 hours and we're still talking about Nik?
MK where the hell are ya!?!?!?!? ♥
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TITS-
http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/notorious_murders/family/caylee_antho...
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She was great in To Die For (so was Joaquin Phoenix). I really can't think of another film that I enjoyed her in.
Far & Away is the one movie either of those 2 did that I like.
Well, I liked To Die For and Birthday Girl, too, but...
at least, it's the ONLY movie they did together that I like!
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Hahaha - speaking of - Cold Mountain is on USA network as a type about it sucking.
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Speaking of Irish didn't Nicole play an Irish immigrant? Sorry, topic police?
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Yup, in Far and Away, back when she was with TC.
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The next time you have a thought...LET IT GO.
TONY CURTIS was on Bonnie Hunt this morning! He dint look so good, poor guy. What a legend.
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"Boogie Man", on Lee Atwater, the spawn of Satan who started the gop's dirty rise to power:
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/atwater/
Submitted by Dallas on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 1:20pm.
Nancy Grace makes me tierd.........She can be such a bitch and if someone mentions her twins, the all of sudden she is an angel! Please!
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Hahahah - the best is when someone calls in and first thing says something wonderful about the twins and Nancy's all warm & fuzzy... then the caller asks/says something Nancy disagrees with and she gets all snitty, hangs up, and goes to one of her guests.
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I'm not sure if there's one good place - maybe crimelibrary has some info on it...? This has been a really hot case, though, and it happened in FLA - which allows the release of just about everything, so it's gonna stay in the news for a while. I'm sure there's a lot out there. In a nutshell, the girl was missing for a month and finally the grandparents got the daughter to admit the baby was gone. Daughter says baby was last seen with the babysitter. Parents called 911 and went to police. Daughter's car had been missing. When found, smelled rank - like decomposition. Some say it was a human body but others say there was trash/food rotting so can't be sure what caused odor. Also, computer shows daughter had looked up how to make chloroform. Also, daughter stole a good friends checkbook while baby was missing and bought whole bunch of stuff. daughter also lied to police about a bunch of stuff - has a history of lying/stealing.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 1:22pm.
Christine the Hoff ~ try this:
pour 1 shot of Amaretto over vanilla or chocolate ice cream. It's awesome!
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My taste buds just had a mental orgasm.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 1:22pm.
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Equally good with Bailys Irish Cream.
Speaking of Irish didn't Nicole play an Irish immigrant? Sorry, topic police? OMG! Remember someone here who had the SN Topic Police?? hahaha
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Sambuca Milkshake
5 oz Sambuca
6 oz Kahlua
1 cup(s) Whole Milk
2 1/2 oz Vodka
2 1/2 oz Rum
Add ingredients to blender (milk first), blend, warm in microwave (1 1/2 minutes), and let sit for 30 seconds. Don't chug it, savor it. Add bananas for thicker texture (optional).
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Submitted by KD on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 1:21pm.
Damn KD, you're dedicated.
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You wanna be my lesbian girlfriend? XD
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Submitted by KD on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 1:21pm.
I even changed his headlights and windshield wipers for him. *grumbles*
Lmao yeah I dont take it that far..nithing that involves my nails getting dirty lol
Lets quit this bitch and go get some Ice gream guys!!!!!!
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 1:21pm.
I dunno, we never went that far, so that is why I doubt it.
I change my "relationship status" to "in a relationship", just in case. Because it's true.
someone prolly brought this up already, but the Ice Queen was on Letterman last night. omg
it was one of the most painful interviews ever. she was areala bitchy and Letterman was not firing on all cylinders. like oil and water. or, in her case, botox and water
yish
"Boogie Man", on Lee Atwater, the spawn of Satan who started the gop's dirty rise to power:
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/atwater/
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 1:21pm.
Ice cream with some Baileys or Kahlua is sooooo freakin delicious
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Yummy! Heardat, sista!
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Stock
that sounds good!
my favorite is fish in my mushroom cheese wine sauce, delishousios times
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Christine the Hoff ~ try this:
pour 1 shot of Amaretto over vanilla or chocolate ice cream. It's awesome!
Mrs. G- He prolly DOES need you for everything. Shoot, I swear my BF can't do anything for himself. He never remembers where he leaves stuff, I do his laundry, make his food, etc. I even changed his headlights and windshield wipers for him. *grumbles*
Ice cream with some Baileys or Kahlua is sooooo freakin delicious
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 1:13pm.
KD ~ watch out...he's looking for sex.
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KD...here's a second guy telling you he's lookin for nookie. Might not even be a conscious thing to him, as you said, looking for a friend, but sooner or later it'll come.
Up to you whether that's a bad or a good thing.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 1:13pm.
V juice.
*whistling, twirling nightstick*
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
NitWitty ~ I'm going to try that! Always looking for new drink recipes.
On Topic: Nicole Kidman married TommyGirl to boost her career. I don't feel sorry for her. She knew what she was getting into, just like KatieBot.
luscious_t - I've never heard of this story until you mentioned it. Did a google search and yowsa - what a lot of stuff to wade through.
Do you know of a newspaper that has a comprehensive chronicle of this story? I'd rather read that watch clips.
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Lucious, no, I am not sorry I asked. I agree with you! This woman is one screwed up female. The dad keeps saying that, "this time she ripped off the wrong person". Which, makes since to me.
Nancy Grace makes me tierd.........She can be such a bitch and if someone mentions her twins, the all of sudden she is an angel! Please!
haha, I was joking guys.
booze and ice cream? hurl!
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Nitwitty-
That sounds really good. I *love* pomegranate juice - my fave. Sucks it's so expensive. :(
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