I Leave You With Nicole
While some baby is kicking the back of my chair during my flight today (that always happens to me), Nicole Kidman and her indestructible forehead will guard the gates of Dlisted. Nobody can get through this bitch. You can fire a cannon at her forehead and that shit will bounce back right at you. Tommy Girl can shoot Travolta jizz nuggets out of his Scientolohole and he will fail. Don't even try to break through her forehead.
Just make sure to feed her some mashed up prunes every 30-minutes or so.
Below is Memaw Nicky, her possum-haired husband, Hugh Jackman, his granny and Lauren Bacall at the NYC premiere of "Australia" last night. One really fucking hot film reviewer had this to say about Nicky's performance in that shit: "She can't act. Instead, she drifts around films like a lost porcelain doll, looking frozen, brittle and vapid, staring at the camera with her oh-golly-look-how-I'm-looking-interesting blue eyes. " Yup, that sounds about right.
I'll post more shit when I land! Don't forget to wipe!
Wenn
Submitted by z-listed on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:34pm.
I think Tom Cruise is the only reason Nicole has a career. He supported her and pushed her on people the whole time they were married. She has NO talent or ability on her own. Voted the most overpaid actress of all!
And stop ragging on Hugh Jackman's wife, she is NOT bad looking. What woman wouldn't pale by standing next to his gorgeousness? At least she looks like she has a personality and a brain or two unlike his co-star.
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YEAH, What Z said. Ditto! With bells on.
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House, get out of my frontal lobe!
MK, you're comments have made my day!!!!
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Sit yo ass down!
Great article about NKidman but a bit bitchy
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/melanie_reid/article...
I think she can act although she has been in some terrible movies.
She has a completly different face then when she was in Deadcalm. The current forehead, eyebrows, lips , are not hers.
PS enjoy your break MK
oh - hot Cindy Anthony scoop - supposedly she didn't give cops Caylee's hairbrush when it was requested and she might get an ocstruction charge!
watch her get a conviction and Casey walk - that's rich
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Submitted by Lindalou on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:44pm.
Remember when she was pretty?
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I was just thinking the same thing
Dead Calm
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Remember when she was pretty?
She is one of the highest grossing actresses this year, as is Jennifer Aniston.
I thought they got married for the great sex
Submitted by Lindalou on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:40pm.
I thought they got married for the great sex
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When they had been married about 6 or 8 years she was on the cover of a womens' magazine spewing some sort of "oh, it's like we're still on our honeymoon" crap.
That's when I KNEW it was a sham.
Man, I hate that kind of shit.
Honeymoon after 8 years...FEH!
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Submitted by z-listed on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:34pm.
I think Tom Cruise is the only reason Nicole has a career.
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that's the only reason she married him!
It was a business deal.
"You make me look straight and I'll make you a star!"
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I think Tom Cruise is the only reason Nicole has a career. He supported her and pushed her on people the whole time they were married. She has NO talent or ability on her own. Voted the most overpaid actress of all!
And stop ragging on Hugh Jackman's wife, she is NOT bad looking. What woman wouldn't pale by standing next to his gorgeousness? At least she looks like she has a personality and a brain or two unlike his co-star.
Crikey! Is that a tat on her leg???
Wow,Nicky looks bad in those pics,she looks so old and matronly than normal,her hair looks dry and brittle.Her hubby's frosted hair is very stupid looking and really brings out his douchiness.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Submitted by natk on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 6:34pm.
I know someone who was an extra on the Australia set. He said Hugh Jackman was very friendly with everyone. He also said Nicole Kidman smiled twice the entire time and would not speak to any of the extras. She's a hag.
Thats because she's so botoxed up she can't smile! and ditto on the hag comment!
I know someone who was an extra on the Australia set. He said Hugh Jackman was very friendly with everyone. He also said Nicole Kidman smiled twice the entire time and would not speak to any of the extras. She's a hag.
Can I just say, Nicole's weird face really bothers me but she ESCAPED TOMMY GIRL!! That's pretty fukin hardcore, of course she damaged!
I have been saying this for years...Nicole Kidman is a BAD actress. I don't get it.
Exquisite Lucite Heel Fan from Scotland
you better stop making that face, Nicole, it'll stay that way .... oooooohhh .. sorrrryy..
OOOOOHHHH son of a bitch !! I won passes from the NY Post to the 7 p.m. screening of Australia at Loew's on Broadway in NYC tonite and I CAN'T GO NOW !! I wonder if Hughie and Nicky will be there. If they are, I will be doubly pissed !
go now!
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/shiba-inu-puppy-cam
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BALLOONS!
Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 3:33pm.
oh shit yall i was adjusting my tights and i think i popped my taco out of socket!
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your pink taco?
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@ TITS--
Moses is depicted with horns, as opposed to "the radiance of the Lord," due to the similarity in the Hebrew between the word for "beams of light" and "horns."
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I know, what the fuck? I mean, really what the fuck....
LCT,
GREEN BEAN BOOT MOVIN COUCH BATTERIES! Hot damn!
LoLo,
It is Sir Spank O'McFarlane!!
I LOVE baby Spanky!!
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
Clarissee is that Spanky in your avie?
helllllllllo
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CLARISSALINA I MAKE FOR TO HAVE GREEN BEANS IN SLOT OF HAPPY SPESHUL OK WOW
Jebus Farking Crispy on a crack-head!!! It's about farking time the interwebs is back up!!!!
Helloooooooooo Nurses!
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
Submitted by Happy Hour on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 3:33pm.
I hate people ( that are not dlisters of course)
Some bitch butted in a conversation and told me that I don't look Mexican.. I am like what the Fuck is that supposed to mean?
Dude what does that mean?
I had a chick argue with me about my height.
She swears to god im taller then what i say.
Why would i shorten myself you fucking knob?
Shit get a tap measure out freak of nature!
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Hoffalina, you had me at baby, butt mountain.
LoLo ~ ha, ha! I hope she didn't spit in it. How hard can it be to just pour Jack in a glass over a few ice cubes?
That's the public school system for you.
I hate people ( that are not dlisters of course)
Some bitch butted in a conversation and told me that I don't look Mexican.. I am like what the Fuck is that supposed to mean?
oh shit yall i was adjusting my tights and i think i popped my taco out of socket!
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The Puppies have literally, SHIT all over the place! There's dog turds everywhere.
Geezus, they've torn apart their crib.
Who's yelling at the ocean
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
christine the hoff on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 3:27pm
FLOWERS FROM MOONS AND TACOS!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
No Sotcker Broker i sent it back because you cant drink that nonsense and i wasnt about to pay 12.00 for pepsi and jack.
I did have nice cabernet instead.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 3:22pm.
ALL CAPS JIM
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Is that David behind him giving him finger horns?
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What????
Is Comingback here. Now???
*putting tux on*
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 3:26pm.
OH! MY BAD.
APOLOGIES, PLEASE MY LADY.
im an art idiot!
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SKY JUICE EATS BIG DONKEYS ON PIT SMOKE SWITCH EAR LICKER AND SMELL BUTT MOUNTAIN
YOU had me at butt mountain, baby.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 3:22pm.
you're another commingback queen!
CAN'T STOP THE SLOT SLAP WITH A SALLY MACK WACK, OKAY?
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
LoLo ~ sooooo...did you leave the customary one-cent tip?
Trixie1113 ~ is that Wendy O. Williams in your avie?
MICHELANGELO'S MOSES
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 3:22pm.
SLOT FIRES MAKE BUTT BURNS AND CAN'T DANCE IN FLASH MIMES UNDER THE UMBRELLA OF PIE GOODS!
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SKY JUICE EATS BIG DONKEYS ON PIT SMOKE SWITCH EAR LICKER AND SMELL BUTT MOUNTAIN
is that CELLULITE....on her FACE??
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 3:22pm.
Oh lord momma! is that there Zeus jerkin his gerkin on the marble throan?
Yeah I can see how that could be JIM!
ROFFLMAO!
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Bwahahahaha Nitty! I love me a good fart song!
You're probably right TITS. I think Pete's eyeliner addiction has created a black glaze over his eyes and he is unable to read, that is if he's literate at all.
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Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? ~C. Montgomery Burns
I like them brown, yellow, Puerto Rican, or Haitian
Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 3:21pm.
NEVA EVA put a lime on the side of your tasty jack beverage let alone floatin IN it.
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Be thankful it was a floater and not a sinker, baby
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 3:20pm.
LCT
Dam, he's a sexy beesh! wow.
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IIIII know. Grrrr. He does this other video called Crazy Days and there's a part where he sings something about the top down in Carolina and his mouth just there is like having sex in chocolate pudding.
LOVE CARROTTOP:
SLOT FIRES MAKE BUTT BURNS AND CAN'T DANCE IN FLASH MIMES UNDER THE UMBRELLA OF PIE GOODS!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
ALL CAPS JIM
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