Because We Need To Know About These Things
Katie Price has already told us more than we want to know about Peter Andre's peen. I could probably draw that shit accurately with all the details she's given us. She's told us how wide and how long it is. Now she's telling us the color. If you happen to be eating a nuked up sausage link, you might want to skip this part.
Kate tells Now! Magazine (via The Sun), “When I go on holiday you’ll never see a bikini shot of me, because I sunbathe naked. I haven’t got any lines at all! That’s why I go to very private places. Peter does too. He’s got a brown willy!”
They really do belong together. His brown willy compliments the shit logs that are always pouring out of her mouth. And I doubt Peter's peen is brown. You know he totally spray tans that shit. It's bright orange like a radioactive carrot (don't even think of Carrot top....DON'T). It was brown when Katie happened to see it, because Peter hadn't showered yet after "hanging out" with the boys.
It's too bad she's such an unrelenting media whore, because, if you take off the 70 lbs of facial makeup she cakes on (and take out the totally fake bolt-on titties as well), she's a fairly pretty woman. Unfortunately, she's chosen to be a total leg spread skank & nasty ass whore. Too bad...
Now I so want to see a leaked porno of these two bitches.
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Mrs. Gosling, I also have that same bra and panty set. It's from H&M. I'm ashamed that me and Jordan have similar taste in something. Well at least when I wear my bra and panties, no one gets to see them except for my boyfriend.
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I picture some sweet well meaning old lady taking her aside and whispering loudly "dear, your BRASSIERE is showing"
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Katie, shaddup about your hubby's dick already. You sound like a ass-hat.
She is one classy broad.
Cheers.
Face it, she's hot and hasnt let herself go like our American Bitches do!!
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Her fly is open! Hahahhahahaa
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 12:25pm.
Why does her underwear always gotta be busting out of her clothes like that?
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Obviously, it's trying to escape - as would I, considering the location.
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Why does her underwear always gotta be busting out of her clothes like that? Her crazy body's not enough???
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and what's with those fucking pants - tacky!
(which i s'pose with Jordan , is the point...)
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I'm posting here in protest to the Nicky Kidman action.
Anyhoo - I like her as a brunette, but I wish she had gone with a rich brown instead of the severe black, though.
Her "makeover" really is something, though - she totes doesn't look like the same person. I'd love to see what her surgeon (and the rest of the team) could do for someone like me - wanting a normal version of pretty.
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She and Jolie are slowly morphing into the same person... I thought the photo was her and they both have the TMI gene. And I bet Peter Andre wouldn't mind going to hang out with Brad to "talk about architecture".
This is dangerous territory. There's a fine line between Brown Willy.. and Red Lobster Willy.
*handing Peter Andre some SPF 50*
Sheeps: Why not? You might meet some "a hip chic who has slender figure and is so hot..." Heh.
Yes, that is one nice looking oveja. The plaid suits him.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:40am.
Did you see my oveja escocesa?
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:40am.
La falda escocesa?
A very good start. Hey, the local radio here (the good one) played some "Black Ghosts" last nite. It sounded very good. Still not goin' to that dumb movie. :)
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:15am.
Submitted by Lucifer2008 on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:14am.
I'm a hip chick and interested in exotic things
How exotic?
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La falda escocesa?
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Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? ~C. Montgomery Burns
LMAO! a brown willy!! how old is this woman? in Aussie they are known as "Wangs".
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Submitted by Lucifer2008 on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:14am.
I'm a hip chick and interested in exotic things
How exotic?
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
She has slender figure and is so hot...I'm a hip chick and interested in exotic things, I have my photos on ***INTERRACIALLOVING.COM***. If u want to chat with me, just find me out.
Can we see his brown willie please?
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I thought these 2 piles of dog vomit were getting divorced?
These nouveau riche are two of the trashiest twats around.
OK magazine's British cover is saying that Katie found Peter in bed with another woman.
Shocking, SHOCKING!
I am so shocked it was a woman. A WOMAN!
Here's a link
http://www.ok.co.uk/home/
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Hahaha KD her zipper is open too! Shes trashfuckingtastic!!! Hahaha that reminds me of a George Lopez joke...But if she got a boob job why does she let her thong hang out?
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Mrs. G- her panties are hanging out too. Trashy! My BF has an aunt who go a boob job with her husbands accidents settlement and she lets her thong hang out all the time. She's a chola, too. the whole fam is kinda embarassed of her.
I have that same bra! Of course I dont fill mine out as well lol...a brown willy..a willy? why call it a willy?
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 8:05am.
I have a feeling his brown peen is more likely due to him plowing the Hershey highway.
LMAO @ haters.
Jordan looks liike a completely different person!
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The Brit tabloids are better than ours. A few of them have "brown willy" in their headlines. THAT is more the sort of reading I want while I wait in line.
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
Willy Wonka?
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Man, I bet that would hurt to get sunburned down there.
Katie has no idea what TMI means.
Next we'll have descriptions of junior's and Harvey's peens.
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I spent a weekend watching Katie and Peter reruns on youtube and I fucking love these two. Pete's always talking about how awesome he is and how much he loves everything, and Katie's always talking about her tits and his balls. It's awesome.
Does he wear gloves while he tans, because he has angel hands.
Just wondering what her definition of "holiday" is, seeing as her whole life looks like one big orange one.
the part about 'hanging out with the boys'.. well, i had to read that twice to understand.. lol
We all bleed the same, and we all bleed through this life the same...
Ah,they are such good ambassadors for the class and elegance that defines the UK.
Sorry world.
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No Lines!?!?...she has lines....the stitch lines all over her tits and not to mention the lines she cuts with a razorblade......oh yes, there be lines Sweet hawt.....
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I have a feeling his brown peen is more likely due to him plowing the Hershey highway.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
that doesn't explain why she's always orange though
Those who talk incessantly about their sex lives do not usually *have* sex lives. Trust.
MK....Ew.