Just Another Notch On Her Belt!
Guess where our little Crackie of Camden was on Sunday night? No, not church, but a good guess. She' was back in THE CLINIC (dun dun) after she apparently had a seizure from drugging and boozing too much. They say she had a seizure, but she was probably just showing off her heroin-induced break dancing moves.
Some loud-mouthed friend of Wino's told The Sun that it all started while she was freaking out at Blaaaake during a phone call on Saturday. They were shouting at each other because that's what crackheads do. One minute they're breaking bottles over each other's heads and the next minute they're licking meth off of each other's taints. Crackheads are so dysfunctional.
So after their phone brawl, Wino turned to her two best friends for comfort: crack & Jack! The source said, “It didn’t stop until she was on the floor on Sunday. She has ended up in hospital a few times after similar drink and drugs related seizures. If she carries on, one of these incidents will be her last.”
By "a few times" they must mean a thousand, right? Wino has been in the hospital so many fucking times that they probably gave her ass a punch card. After every 10th OD, she gets a box of ice pops.
I don't get this shit. If I was Wino's friend, I would put on a Hazmat suit, crush down some Mother's Circus Animal Cookies, hold her in my arms, and then tell her to snort that shit instead. Snorting Circus Animal Cookie dust is good for you. Trust. I do that shit every night and have never felt better. AND your boogers will be covered in sprinkles! There's nothing better than that!
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She and Blake are both total dorks.
The 'Crack n' Jack' is going to turn our singer into Brian Wilson.
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I once saw this creepy michael caine movie where he and his son get shipwrecked on an island that still has pirates on it. The pirates decide to brainwash his son by keeping him awake for yonks-they put toothpicks between his eyelids so he can't go to sleep.
Anyway...amy looks like she's got toothpicks in her eyes and she can't shut them. It's a tiny white toothpick called meth.
I don't think this woman will die from drugs,she got her dosing down like Courtney Love circa 1992.I think it will be from Hep,AIDS or some other kind of nasty disease.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Bets anyone?
I take January 2nd 2009.
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I'll say 4/20/09
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 5:35pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 3:04pm.
TITS, Sorry, just got back from my gambler's anonymous meeting...I don't think gambling is funny!
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You wanna do a box?
No rules yet.
Have at it.
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Aww, hell..This just made me fall off the wagon. Double or nothing?
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Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 3:04pm.
TITS, Sorry, just got back from my gambler's anonymous meeting...I don't think gambling is funny!
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You wanna do a box?
No rules yet.
Have at it.
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well.......mk, i think this poor child is close to a sort of Janis Joplin kinda thing. This is sad she is a very gifted chanteusey. Don't die on me Amy !!!! not before the holidays girl.
p.s. i used to do this grand mal seisure bit often in 1983/84 (tuinal and 10mg valium plus generic demerol, Mepergan Fortis as I recall)after they stopped making quaaludes there, for a spell. I just got my liquor on and my tweek on. Kids Huh ?
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The woman is indestructible.
sick of her!
My dead-pool guess was Nov. 14. Soooo close!
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
mmmmm... sprinkle covered boogers...
I bet on 12/24/08...
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
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TITS, Sorry, just got back from my gambler's anonymous meeting...I don't think gambling is funny!
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by me_ on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 2:42pm.
at this point i don't share michael k's sense of humor. wino's no subject to poke fun at. she really could be dead soon.
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Bets anyone?
I take January 2nd 2009.
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BALLOONS!
We need a Britney-style intervention on this chick.
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at this point i don't share michael k's sense of humor. wino's no subject to poke fun at. she really could be dead soon.
Our Brit tabloids were calling it 'a reaction to medication'.
Crack is medication???
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Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 12:44pm
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Well thank you Sheeps that's very thoughtful of you, but I don't eat meat (unless it's made from soy products. ha!)
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Seizure?
Odds on the dead pool went down.
Ask Mr. Steven Adler about seizures. If you can understand him, he'll tell you all about them.
So much talent wasted.
It hurts to watch.
I don't doubt that Winehouse uses drugs (who doesn't?), but her Crazyeyes McSeizure schtick is getting old. This put-on will soon be one big yawn, if it isn't already.
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 1:04pm.
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Hahahahahahaa I love soy weiners. No bone to chew on though, that's the downside.
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So, she OD'd again. This is becoming pretty regualr. She aint going to be lucky one of these times.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 12:56pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 12:50pm.
You're saying you're meat-intolerant? It's good to try new things.
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*snort*
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Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 12:53pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 12:49pm.
Moi? Elle? Sometimes it's just lunchtime, yano?
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Lunch didja' say? My bad.. Well, take it from me, Joe. The kebabs have been falling a little short lately maybe I'll try a Joe Shmoe sammy, a soy sausage in a pita?
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 12:50pm.
You're saying you're meat-intolerant? It's good to try new things.
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 12:49pm.
Moi? Elle? Sometimes it's just lunchtime, yano?
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
Hopefully she won't OD on NYE...that's definitely going out with a bang...or a huge puff of crack...either way...!
Your face!
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 12:41pm.
Submitted by Who Datt on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 7:45am.
I'm starting to think her biggest addiction isn't crack but drama. For someone as enabled as her *that* habit will be very hard to break.
Ha! True.
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I also agree. But I see her as a pretty talented performer. Even in her vids - she's got (as you say) a flare for the dramatic. I think she could channel it if she just would. But, you know, she was a girl with an itch and when she got it scratched she kinda went nuts. Hopefully she 1. learns from it and 2. lives long enough to enjoy the wisdom.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 12:44pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 12:35pm.
Fancy a kebab? (<------- JOKE)
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Sheeps, good thing you clarified that..otherwise I would have thought you were asking her if she'd like you to schtoop her. Badoomp..clang.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 12:35pm.
Fancy a kebab? (<------- JOKE)
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
Submitted by Who Datt on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 7:45am.
I'm starting to think her biggest addiction isn't crack but drama. For someone as enabled as her *that* habit will be very hard to break.
Ha! True.
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
Mrs. K,
I bet you say that to all the Lebanese!
Joe! We did land the January '09 Lebanese couples calendar pic afterall.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 12:35pm
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Tee hee. You devil, you.
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Madame Bovary, c’est moi ~ Flaubert
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 12:32pm
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And a nicer Lebanese couple there never was...*wiping a tear*...yummm lebanese food..
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I love a good Lebanese three-way:
Me, falafel and baba ghanououououououououoush
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@Joe and Sheeps. Shh. Only Slutty and I are allowed to do the Lebanese together and she'd kill me if she thought I wanted a threesome.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by sassypants on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 12:10pm.
she's a freak of human nature like Keith Richards who will outlive all of us
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I can't joke about this. I just don't think watching someone kill themselves over a period of years is funny.
Why couldn't this bitch keep her shit together. I love her music. I can't decide if she'll die in 2009 or if she's a freak of human nature like Keith Richards who will outlive all of us. Hmm...
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:11am.
We know from her food choices that she's into all things Middle Eastern.
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I bet she dies in 2009
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i'm convinced wino will outlive me...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Her and Tyrone Biggums would make a perfect couple.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:05am
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I *have* to ask: A *lebanese three-way*? A menage-à-trois with a Lebanese person? Why a Lebanese person? They're more likely to get jiggy with Blaaake & Amy?
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Madame Bovary, c’est moi ~ Flaubert
One Brit tabloid had them in Lebanese three-ways and Blake leaving her for a German "model."
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
F this skank. Her voice and persona is like fingernails down a chalkboard.
Someone should start a fund to get her aboard the next shuttle mission and then jetison her into space.
I'm soooooooooo tired of this stupid bitch & her antics. Please, Wino, OD in an alley somewhere & leave the music biz to someone who actually cares enough to hone their craft & take care of themselves for the fans.
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