Obama Did Not Approve This
Yes, this is Brit Brit on the cover of Rolling Stone's December 2008 issue. It's not the 1998 issue even though it looks like that shit. The jeans, the belly ring and you know her t-shirt is tied in the back with a scrunchie. That's how we used to do it back then. Obviously, Brit Brit needs a few gorgeous chola friends, because those eyebrows need serious attention. They need a little tender, loving, pluck from a hot tweezer and a Sharpie.
And doesn't Obama own that line or some shit? No Brit can't.....use that line without permission from our president-elect!
So....in the interview with Rolling Stone (via USA Today) Brit Brit yaps to the magazine about how normal she is now and shit. She goes to bed at 9:30pm and she feels like an "old person." She goes on to talk about how SPF and JJ are developing quite nicely and "are starting to learn words like 'stupid,' and Preston says the f-word now sometimes. He doesn't get it from us. He must get it from his daddy. I say it, but not around my kids."
So SPF is already saying the fuck word. He should graduate to the "cunt" word next week. That way he'll be way ahead of all his friends in school. Shit, I wish they taught me that shit in kindergarten instead of dumb words like "tree" and "apple." Shit and fuck are the staples in my vocabulary and every child should be well versed in how and when to use them. I think SPF is some kind of child prodigy if he's already saying the fuck word!
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 1:07pm.
She's just gotta give it the old college try! Like - she could go to college!
That's not evah gonna happen. (I can see her turning in her handwritten essay on Austen with hearts over all the I's.)
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
Submitted by gyeah on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 1:10pm.
Hahah angel. When i saw RiRi and her man got matching tattos all i could think of was how about getting matching college degrees? high school diplomas? SOMETHING!
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LOL! For reals.
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Can't believe she would admit to her toddler knowing swear words. But hey its Britney, we shouldn't be shocked. More importantly could someone please tell me whats wrong with her face these days? It always just looks off. She lost the hot years ago and it doesn't look like it'll be coming back any time soon.
I can't wait to read the article on "Skanky Brits". Makes you wonder if it's about Brit Brit or Blaaaaaaaaake and Crackhive, ya'll!
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Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:43am.
I dont give a FUCK about this idiots fucking feelings just as she did not give a flying fuck about all the little tweens she was taking money from all the while telling them its ok to dress like afuckingtart and not graduate from high school.
I dont give a fuck who pimped this bitch out to disney.
I dont give a fuck if she fucked Walt Disney himself through the magic of animation for a cron dog and a contract with the devil.
She sucks, her parents suck, her music sucks, and giving a fuck about this god damn ho dumbs down all of us who give a fuck about mroe importatn shit.
Now go get yer canned goods and get to a local food bank, important bitches are starving this holiday season. This stupid whore clearly aint going hungry. Fuck her and the dad sitter she rode in on.
Give a fuck about who judges the pop freak. Fuck that shit.
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One more LoLo repost. Although - you bitches are all entertaining=)
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 1:07pm.
I still don't think it's anything can't be fixed. We're a culture FULL of neurosis and prone to feeling failure. She's just gotta give it the old college try! Like - she could go to college!
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Hahah angel. When i saw RiRi and her man got matching tattos all i could think of was how about getting matching college degrees? high school diplomas? SOMETHING!
I still don't think it's anything can't be fixed. We're a culture FULL of neurosis and prone to feeling failure. She's just gotta give it the old college try! Like - she could go to college!
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 1:00pm.
Hey gyeah! I was channel surfing last weekend, and came across a chick who DOES fit the 'cool' description, re last week's discussion...
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Who is that Jeff?
I saw angel_i's reply on that topic, good choices, right on the $.
Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:49am.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:33am.
Awwwwwwwww I liked your story :)
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LOL! I'm just catching up and I realized in my story I said we're not allowed to say stupid and I said it TWICE. Correction: I am allowed to say "stupid" to my adult friends out of earshot of children because (for the most part) they get it;p (plus I know my stories are stupid! so whaaaaaT!?;p)
PS. Hi, Miss Priss again. *sigh* I feel like having a DListed day and I'm gonna have to go to work again! Work hates me.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 12:57pm.
Dea, her "problem" is she is a spoiled, selfish fucktard. I don't buy "mental illness" for a SECOND.
....and I LIKED Britney before all this shit.
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I never liked her and her ilk but, but i agree with you. Seems to me she is mentally ill but not more than any regular person with their daily struggles. The nature of her chosen career is to play shit up to maximum dramatic effect. I think this bitch got into something she shouldn't have been doing and when she couldn't get out of it she lost her shit. Now let's play up the damsel in distress. It's a curious and cleverly concocted amalgam of fact and fiction. Some things fell into place and some didn't.
all i said is that she´s got a problem... i dunno what the problem is, but, whatever it is, wether she´s a spoiled bitch or mentally challenged, it´s been taking care of. the rest of the rant needs to explaining... ;)
**whatever**
PSL
'Zactly!
Brit is not insane. She went batshit cuz she was bored. I don't buy the mental illness bullcrap for a second either
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Hey gyeah! I was channel surfing last weekend, and came across a chick who DOES fit the 'cool' description, re last week's discussion...
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The next time you have a thought...LET IT GO.
At least Rolling Stone only photoshopped her skin, albeit heavily and not her whole body and facial features.
off topic: re:LoLo's story and all around daily comedic awesomeness: Let me get in on this hooray action!
back on topic: Britney should learn a few things about being a "cool chick" from LoLo ;P
Dea, her "problem" is she is a spoiled, selfish fucktard. I don't buy "mental illness" for a SECOND.
....and I LIKED Britney before all this shit.
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I don't know why sometimes I get frightened
You can see my eyes, you can tell that I'm not lyin'
-Split Enz "I Got You"
Photoshopping and airbrusing are fantastic things, aren't they? She looks circa 1998 here...wtf?! Aw, Sean Preston is a child prodigy like Harvey! That is so fuckin' cute!
Your face!
Angel_i
LMAO @ skinny mom jeans...that would be pretty funny ;0)
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
i think people should stop hating on her. she´s clearly got a problem, and her dad is helping her out. i also think bitney herself should shut the fuck up. talking is not helping her cause or her children. and, finally, i don´t think kfed is the better parent. everyone here seem to have forgotten he´s got a thousand other kids, and he dóesn´t give a fuck about them, cause the only kids that bring home the money are brti´s kids. he´s smart enough to know that the media doesn´t give a rta´s ass about him, so we actually don´t know if he´s doing better than brit or not. the truth is those kids are fucked for life...
rant over.
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PSL - the whole world isn't behind her. This is part of what her label is doing to promote her. They are spending big bucks, getting her "out there" again to try and save her career. They are putting so much hype into this "comeback" with the hopes that it will make them the money she once brought in.
Theory is, the more you put it out there, the more popular it is right?
Wrong.
M.E., those aren't low rise, I wear low rise. Britney wears "pubic rise" jeans.
I hate that the whole world is so behind her now. It's such crap.
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I don't know why sometimes I get frightened
You can see my eyes, you can tell that I'm not lyin'
-Split Enz "I Got You"
You know what they should make? Skinny mom jeans. I'd get a good laugh at people wearing those:)
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The whole belly thing gets me. (thanks PSL, I see you made a nice segue for me;p). It's Madonna! That was what Madonna started. I mean - get the fuck over it already. Madonna din't even have rock hard abs or anything when she did that. She looked normal. Mebbe that's how cum they share sucha speshul bond. Cuz they both did the belly thing. *eyeroll*
Lucky Star
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 12:32pm.
BRIT VAN WINKLE strikes again!
It is NOT 1999 Britney, NO ONE wears belly shirts and super low rise jeans anymore.......except Mariah of course
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*looks down at low rise pants*
*looks at PSL*
*cries*
BRIT VAN WINKLE strikes again!
It is NOT 1999 Britney, NO ONE wears belly shirts and super low rise jeans anymore.......except Mariah of course.
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I don't know why sometimes I get frightened
You can see my eyes, you can tell that I'm not lyin'
-Split Enz "I Got You"
Ps- Salem, I made ya a tin foil hat. Hope it fits:)
You listen to Art Bell, yes yes? Or used to. He retired.. now it's George Noory.
Now I 'm really going:)
Submitted by Farrah on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:51am.
(HUGS)
And is that wacky coke fiend Jann Wemmer still in charge over at Rolling Stone?
RE: Brit's stretch marks I know not all mommies get them. I didn't (how the hell that happened) but it's random and genetic i think. I got other shitty pregnancy parting gifts though- my feet are a half size bigger now (we're talking Paris Hilton boat size now.. ugh) and I still feel like my bladder has a giant baby sitting on it. Wheeee!
But this is probably photoshop at work here.
Off to find a proper turkey and get pantry goods.have a good day all
Submitted by PinkyGirl on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 12:18pm.
Um... she's had 2 kids- where's the stretch marks????
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Not everyone gets stretch marks.
I'm with you, Salem! I think assuming we are the only "intelligent" life in the universe is kinda egotistical. Personally. But I always love Mrs. K. no matter what she says cuz she's lovable like that:)
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 12:15pm.
They photoshopped her 2001 tummy onto her.
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Yay! I was just about to get to that when I was so rudely interrupted by work. Bitch. I also dig the way they tried to make her hair look au naturel. As tho the bitch has ANY hair! PUH-lease! Go look at those thumbs from yesterday you can see her pathetic hairline in them...
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Um... she's had 2 kids- where's the stretch marks????
http://www.myspace.com/hes_so_blind
Miss Priss -
*adjusting shirt*
*straightens hair with palms*
*ahem*
Ok.....monitor isn't broken. Pheew! That would have been expensive.
Just the mere sight of this swamp tramp brings out the she-Hulk in me.
"HULK................SMASH!"
They photoshopped her 2001 tummy onto her. Bitch doesn't have a waist as of now.
M.E
LOL
I was waiting for you to slam something on the ground! This bitch makes a lot of people angry lol
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:56am.
Not at all. I happen to think "anal probing" is very healthy ;)
And I know peeps won't believe me but, as long as I believe maybe one day when they come to kill us and take over the world they'll spare me! LOL!
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Happy Thanksgiving Y'all!
*slams monitor to ground*
*mumbles to self*
GO THE FUCK AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Salem13--
Are you still mad at me? :(
I sowwy...it's just that every tinme I hear the words "UFO" and "alien" I immediately think "anal probing."
Yeah, cuz I'm mature like that.
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ooops...double post
Wow, Britney, Mickey Rourke, AND Drew Barrymore all in the SAME issue. What a blockbuster.
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Submitted by loric on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:24am.
You can photoshop the picture, but she still looks like the voice inside her head is the voice of Patrick Star.
I feel like this is insulting to Patrick Star. I'm sure he is much smarter and would be a much better parent than Shitters.
I TOTALLY AGREE. And, for the record, I'm a SpongeBob and Patrick Star lover, and Patrick Star IS FAR MORE INTELLIGENT AND CLASSY THAN SHITNEY COULD EVER DREAM TO BE.
Last year I bought a heifer @ www.heifer.org
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Its time to grow up Brit, you're almost 30!. I imagine shes going to be one of those moms (in the 40s) who still dresses like a 19 yr old skank, goes to clubs with her kids, and encourages their bad behavior. Kinda like those moms on MTV. Oh and shes looks hella "special" in that picture. She really needs to stop smiling like that it ain't cute.
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Happy Thanksgiving Y'all!
Submitted by putas on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:43am
imagine if each one of us Dlisters gave those $10 bucks?
You already had your brithday, christmas, hannukah, every holiday present and miracle: your baby. Do you need anything else? you have your family, a roof over your head and food on your plate.
In my book, that's plenty of presents. *wink*
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Brit on the cover of Rolling Stone??
*blinking*
*shaking head in disbelief*
Those whores.
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Aw Farrah I love your posts.
And I *was* a practicing Catholic. I became laaazy, then annoyed with a lot of inconsistencies I saw and then did the whole questioning thing then I had el bambino and boom! I got a lot more spiritually inquisitive.
I definitely believe in god and I know I need to be an example for the little guy. So that's something to live up to. He definitely changed my life for the better in making me more aware of how I act in day to day life not just what I think.
I told mr. putas that even if someone gives $10 it'll matter. This is going to be a rough holiday season yes but some of these articles I have been reading are scary. We all need to step up this year.
Submitted by putas on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:26am.
Aww. Lolo and Farrah spreading the true meaning of holiday spirit.
For real though, I feel like such a stupid ingrate when I catch myself muttering about bills then look over and see my sweet baby.
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i don't know if you're religious at all, it doesn't matter, but when you talk about your baby and charity i couldn't help but think what G'd promised "give in my name and i will return it to you ten times and more"
there you go.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
she always blame someone for problems ,but never blame herself. She always come out looking stupid. The kids learn the world from her i am sure 'but since she is a biter/lost girl why not blame kfed. She was taking the kids all -arou8nd town in car for photoops from her paps boyfriends . I am sorry spf did not use the Bitch. whore word on her. I am sure he will use that on her in the future. Of all the things she can say about her children she chose to say the wrose.
Farrah he does! lol
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Aww. Lolo and Farrah spreading the true meaning of holiday spirit.
For real though, I feel like such a stupid ingrate when I catch myself muttering about bills then look over and see my sweet baby. We have heat, food (not gourmet but dammit it's fresh and we have enough) and yeah, the dh and I are not exchanging gifts this year but the baby is getting some at least.
As corny as it is but I read practicing gratitude is a key in being prosperous and all of that. I have a little reminder I made for when I get caught up in our little bubble. I need the reminder sometimes.
For what, $30 you can get a bunch of food (like mac and cheese too, not just canned) and drop it off.
There's a home close to where we live for kids who are waiting to be fostered (I read stories to them sometimes they have bedtime stories for the kids, they're so cute) and I told some of the people there about Walmart's genius marketing idea something like 10 toys for $10. They are doing this now or right after t-giving i think to get shoppers in the store. It's pretty awesome and I think we're gonna get some for the home next week.
Those kids are so goddamned appreciative it makes my eyes tear up seeing some of them.
Britney wasn't even around in 1998. Though I agree, they need to stop photoshopping the hell out of her.
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_Submitted by Newportjoey on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:23am.
LoLo, you've got someone else's boogiers on your boobs...
Typical Tuesday isnt it, Joey? Story of my life...LOL!
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