Obama Did Not Approve This
Yes, this is Brit Brit on the cover of Rolling Stone's December 2008 issue. It's not the 1998 issue even though it looks like that shit. The jeans, the belly ring and you know her t-shirt is tied in the back with a scrunchie. That's how we used to do it back then. Obviously, Brit Brit needs a few gorgeous chola friends, because those eyebrows need serious attention. They need a little tender, loving, pluck from a hot tweezer and a Sharpie.
And doesn't Obama own that line or some shit? No Brit can't.....use that line without permission from our president-elect!
So....in the interview with Rolling Stone (via USA Today) Brit Brit yaps to the magazine about how normal she is now and shit. She goes to bed at 9:30pm and she feels like an "old person." She goes on to talk about how SPF and JJ are developing quite nicely and "are starting to learn words like 'stupid,' and Preston says the f-word now sometimes. He doesn't get it from us. He must get it from his daddy. I say it, but not around my kids."
So SPF is already saying the fuck word. He should graduate to the "cunt" word next week. That way he'll be way ahead of all his friends in school. Shit, I wish they taught me that shit in kindergarten instead of dumb words like "tree" and "apple." Shit and fuck are the staples in my vocabulary and every child should be well versed in how and when to use them. I think SPF is some kind of child prodigy if he's already saying the fuck word!
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Her new album is mediocre at best! But it's pretty easy to please the Britbots. IT'S A MASTERPIECE! EVERYTHING IS A MASTERPIECE!!!!!!!
Shitney Spears, forever my Guilty Pleasure.
This is NOT a good picture of her at all. She needs to stop trying to be a teeny-bopper and take care of her sons.
Glorified strippers is DEFINITELY the correct term for some of these SAD singers out today!
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I agree... She isn't allowed to use that saying without the signatures of Obama & Co.
I'm OUTRAGED!!!!
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I LUV the "whahmbulance"!!! Yea this bitch thinks being spoiled is a mental illness. She'll never grow up and accept responsbility b/c she's never been socialized or educated to be a good and productive citizen in society. I actually pity her and think her "mockumentary" is going to showcase her as the spoiled, uneducated cunt that she really is.
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!
Jbo, I was just going to say the same thing! She must have blocked out the times she called people the "f" word in front of her kids. She is such a disgusting and demented human being - blaming Kevin for shit when SHE is the one that has caused all of the disharmony in her life & her childrens. The 'documentary', or EXCHANGE FOR SOME PITY AWARDS, is just another EXCUSE to try to get people to feel sorry for her. . . someone call the Wahmbulance because she will have another 5150 in 2009.
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I wonder if she realizes how freaking BIG her nose looks in that photo! At least her forehead doesn't look as freakish big as usual...
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!
Yea right, she doesn't say the f-bomb in front of her boys! There's video of her screaming at aphotog - calling him a "fat fuck and maybe he should try weight watchers, etc." while her boys were sobbing and screaming the backseat.
This bitch tells LIES every moment her fat ass mouth is wide open. Oh, yeah, I'm a virgin too!
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!
i remember this dumb uneducated bitch saying how much she liked Bush in the Michael Moore movie (Bowling). Now she's using Obama's slogan to make a comeback. She wants to seem hip to the cool young kids. What a FUCKING looser. I totally hate Rolling Stone.
She looks old ass hell!
She never was hot, sexy or talented.
Someone needs to tell Britney that belly rings went out 5 years ago.My 6 year old says many dirty words too,she picks most of them up from you tube.
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 1:19pm.
Pam Grier is hot. I always wanted to be a mixture of her and (young) Chaka Khan;p
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Yes totally agree! I love Pam Grier & she is hwat. She's one of the best things about *The L Word*
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 5:28pm.
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it really is time for the world to end. That's it, we had good run, but this madness cannot go on! Jesus, please push the button! (MK)
So Rolling Stone likes her this month?
I don't have many words for Britney; she doesn't bother me, but I think Rolling Stone's the biggest pile of shit I've ever read. I accidentally subscribed to it when I signed up for membership on a downloading site, but at least subpar articles and ass-kissing make for nice coloring books.
"Oh, we're going to put you on a pedestal in this month's issue, and then we'll tear you down in the next." Rolling Stone has no journalistic fucking integrity. I think what's as shitty as being an overly partisan journalist is being a two-faced one. Oh wait, both applies to Rolling Stone.
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It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
Her face looks very ugly here. She looks old and haggard, she looks WAY WAY older than her age.
And that is NOT her body, not even in her prime was she ever that skinny.
I think MK should live blog her expose whenever it airs.
I'm storing up venom for that occasion.
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Submitted by Im a Princess on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:33am.
You are very sweet, but you are barking up the wrong tree.
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Shitney will always blame someone else for her troubles - far be it for her to truly examine herself and realize that she's brought them all upon herself. She lacks the introspection required for honesty. It's mommy's, daddy's and her ex's fault. No, she's done nothing wrong.
But she's done nothing right either.
Let her keep talking, so that everyone can reach an understanding about what a fucking self-centered selfish idiot she really is. She never comes off as bright, because she lacks an education, and that will always be obvious, time an again.
She can fake singing, fake dancing, fake giving a damn about her kids, but she cannot fake being intelligent. That's beyond her. Hah!
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Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:43am.
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Hey LoLo! Can you hear the applause? You are right on, re: everything about this whore.
Submitted by moomarse on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 3:57pm.
I hope the mailman keeps my issue.
Ditto for me.
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I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
BTW, not just cause i'm a fan, I really think this is a good picture. Someone said it was a bad picture. I don't think every picture is good, honestly. But I think this one is good. I think she looks really pretty here with her plain clothes on. I don't see why you guys or some of you don't? In fact it's one of my favs i've ever seen because she looks good but has plain clothes on. Another thing, if her kid knows the word "fuck", I wouldn't be surprised if he knew it from her or him or both. I won't lie and say I don't think she talks that way in front of her kids. My guess is they both do. I bet her kids learned it from both sides.
you know if she murdered someone i would change my mind. But until then..... lol
Sorry I love britney and always will. I believe she is mentally disturbed or at least disturbed by being in the public eye since she was a kid and now is just dumb as far as little things that we know how to do, she doesn't. And I mean little things like knowing better than to put your kid on your lap while you are driving. Everyone has their opinion and i respect people that don't like her, I just don't like when people tell her to go kill herself , etc. And I didn't like the chick till a few years ago, so you could say I started liking her when I realized she wasn't that normal. But, it's not just that. I had a lot of jealousy towards her when she first came out, it was my age too. I'm not a jealous bitch like I used to be so if Britney just came out now, I wouldn't feel like all this jealousy towards her like I did when I was 19. So it has to do with my age, her problems, and the fact that I admitted hey I like her music so why would I hate her? Also my sister (she died recently) was a big fan and went to her concerts with my nieces, well maybe just one of my nieces, the older one, who is 19 now, and they absolutely loved it. So that pushes me to like Britney too. But I do understand people who don't like her at the same time. I just say she knows no better to myself and go on liking her. Maybe that's dumb but oh well.
I hope the mailman keeps my issue.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 1:07pm.
She's just gotta give it the old college try! Like - she could go to college!
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Beauty school dropout,
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Missed your midterms and flunked shampoo!
Well at least you could have taken time, to wash and clean
your clothes up,
After spending all that dough to have the doctor fix your nose
up!
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TITS!! Thanks for the laineygossip link. WTF is that pic with the black fur, did they photochop er head onto Kate Moss' body??
bloody hell! they airbrushed the hell outta her! she's a beautiful girl though!
Sooooo how is kfed managing to pay for support for his other two children? Surely not out of B's money - that's for the care and upkeep of her children.
hmmm (rubs chin thoughtfully)
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When did rolling stone go off the rails and into tabloid land?
fuck.
that second thumb of her on this site - yeesh. she looks really rough for her age and considering her previous pshopped photos.
http://laineygossip.com/Britney_Spears_Rolling_Stone_cover_and_interview...
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That's the best picture they could use?
That's a really weird and unflattering picture of her. I would fire whoever approved that shot.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 1:15pm.
You don't see him with him because unlike Brit, Kevin wants to keep his kids out of the media spotlight and the media only care about Sean and Jayden anyway.
Kevin may not be perfect, but a court knows he's way better parent that brit. That's why he has custordy she doesn't.
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You hit the nail on the head. He also has never publicly slammed Britney, nor are we reading "exclusive interviews" from Kevin on what REALLY went down when she had custody of the boys. That's why they've agreed to the hefty child support payments. The Spears keep him quiet, and he keeps them honest.
One last thing. The absolute NERVE. She made that remark about the kids learning curse words form Kevin.
From their mommy they learned the terror of being held with this smelly, drugged-out psychopath of a mother.
From mommy they learned that mommy doesn't want them.
But ding-dang! She don't say fuck in front of 'em!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Cara on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 1:48pm.
I don't think this article is indicative of how far Britney has supposedly come, but how far Rolling Stone has fallen.
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I don't think this article is indicative of how far Britney has supposedly come, but how far Rolling Stone has fallen.
Can she smile without having that mouth wide open? Jesus.
DAE - you are right. Kevin keeps all of his kids away from the media.
And he does see his kids with Shar on a regular basis.
Submitted by Andraya on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 1:34pm.
Brit's best asset are her perfect veneers. I want teefs like dat!
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is there a reason that she always smiles with her mouth wide open, or is she just THAT ready to do porn already?
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Remember when the Rolling Stone was worth reading?
Yeah, me neither.
How proud she must be of her kids. There is nothing more adorable than a pre-K child yelling 'muthafucker' in the grocery store.
Cheers.
Brit's best asset are her perfect veneers. I want teefs like dat!
"It kind of looks like a little girl and her memaw bonding during karaoke hour at Shady Pines."
Kevin's life turned out like that last Batman movie, he was seen as a villain who turned into a hero because Britney, who was a hero, turned into a sorry, pathetic villain (as opposed to a cool villain.)
Submitted by gyeah on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 1:19pm.
Oh yess. I don't know about "PAM GRIER" the person, but her characters (or only character?) were all "cool chicks."
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Seems like she played the same badass in different films.
a lower/middle class white boy from VT like myself grew up more sheltered, didn't stumble onto Grier until Jackie Brown came out, then I had to go back and get caught up on her older stuff.
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 1:15pm.
maybe you´re right... he dumped his pregnant girlfriend to be with the cash cow. truly a great father. but, you know? i don´t think i care, anymore. i was just making conversation, i guess... lol
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 1:13pm.
PAM GRIER. She's practically Sam Jackson with breastusis. LOL
Oh yess. I don't know about "PAM GRIER" the person, but her characters (or only character?) were all "cool chicks."
Pam Grier is hot. I always wanted to be a mixture of her and (young) Chaka Khan;p
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Submitted by gyeah on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 1:14pm.
Oh, ah know! Ma tour stopped theah!
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Submitted by Dea on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 12:54pm.
everyone here seem to have forgotten he´s got a thousand other kids, and he dóesn´t give a fuck about them, cause the only kids that bring home the money are brti´s kids
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As far as I'm aware, Kevin sees his children with Shar on a regular basis.
You don't see him with him because unlike Brit, Kevin wants to keep his kids out of the media spotlight and the media only care about Sean and Jayden anyway.
Kevin may not be perfect, but a court knows he's way better parent that brit. That's why he has custordy she doesn't.
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 1:07pm.
She's just gotta give it the old college try! Like - she could go to college!
That's not evah gonna happen. (I can see her turning in her handwritten essay on Austen with hearts over all the I's.)
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Britney: um, is austen a car? what's an austen y'all??
If Britney sings but there's nobody around to hear it, does she still make a noise?
RE: angel_i's 1:10pm post: STANDING OVATION!!!
That's what i'm talking about. These chicks are nothing but glorified strippers pushing all this crap on young girls (AND boys)
Submitted by gyeah on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 1:07pm.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 1:00pm.
Hey gyeah! I was channel surfing last weekend, and came across a chick who DOES fit the 'cool' description, re last week's discussion...
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Who is that Jeff?
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PAM GRIER. She's practically Sam Jackson with breastusis. LOL
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