Monday, November 24th 2008

Brit Still Wants This

Brit Brit still wants Adnan Ghalib's pube strip all over her possum pie so says TMZ. They say that Brit is still talking to the cum fart, but Daddy Spears refuses to let her see him. She's also been bitching and moaning that Daddy Spears won't let her go out at night to party or let her take the kids out during the day. Daddy's got her on a leash and Brit doesn't love it.

During a hearing about the conservatorship on Friday, Brit complained about her daddy to the Commish. Apparently, they've been fighting and she doesn't love him as her master, but she loves others even less. A source said Brit is "acting like a 15-year-old and isn't very contrite about the behavior that led to the conservatorship in the first place." Even though she's not happy with daddy owning her life, she is grateful that he's gotten her business shit together.

This is basically what I'm hearing: the minute Daddy Spears steps down as the CEO of her everything, she's going to flush all her dolls down the toilet, call up Adnan, pull out her pink wig, take off her chonies and go back to gas station hopping and overdosing on Frapps. As much as I miss the crazy old days, it's better that Daddy Spears tightens the leash even more and keeps her close. Besides, even London is over that shit. It's time to move on.

And I don't understand why the fuck Brit Brit still wants to bump it with Adnan? Maybe his dick cheese tastes like fresh Cheetos and his manchichis lactate Frapps? That's my only guess.

Here's Brit Brit dressed like my new agey kindergarten teacher while catching a flight to Germany with her daddy in Los Angeles today.

Posted by: Michael K


Farrah's picture

Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 6:07pm.
That can't be her: it looks nothing like her CD cover
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i know! she's got both her arms!
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abbylori's picture

His nose looks like it was run over by a semi. He looks like there's something wrong with him. How can he think he's so cool?

Migraine Sally's picture

Sheeps:

Touche!

☻ I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun ☻

Farrah's picture

Submitted by Stock Broker on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 6:07pm.
What's with the Brazillian Wax air strip on his chin?
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er...Stockey.. the Brazilian Wax is EVERYTHING. And i mean every single hair.
Ouch.
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jazzfish_77's picture

Send him over to Amy Winehouse's place. He will be attracted to the gold digging opportunity, but she will destroy him with her crackhive.

Sluttsville's picture

He would look better if he picked up Kim's weave that's laying in the parking lot, and glue it to his chin.

Sweetas's picture

Boobs. Heheheheh.

They're probably nicer than those month-old balloons Brit's sportin.

LA♥/CTH♥/Clarisse♥! Much love!

NovaNightly's picture

At first I thought it was great that she was getting her shit back together...but its become apparent that she really doesn't appreciate or understand why its all being done in the first place. I just want to slap her!

This whole comeback is a joke and a half! She needs to quit it all...put her money into some good savings accounts and just go away somewhere and raise her little ones.

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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.

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Mr. Mercury's picture

That shirt makes Adnan look like somebody came all over him.

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

Stock Broker's picture

What's with the Brazillian Wax air strip on his chin?

Did he tackle Brad Pitt for that stupid hat?

That can't be her: it looks nothing like her CD cover.

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Leona's picture

She's still got teh crazazy going on...

And I don't understand why the fuck Brit Brit still wants to bump it with Adnan?

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it really is time for the world to end. That's it, we had good run, but this madness cannot go on! Jesus, please push the button! (MK)

But.Seriously.Folks's picture

Is she crazy or retarded or what?? Really, what is her deal? She's a horny perpetual adolescent ignoramus with money. What a fucked up combination.

"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."

Farrah's picture

OMG... could this be??
CHEETO REPORT:the comeback!
if so, Santey Claus is real.
Or it is my early Hannukah miracle.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

BOOBIES!!!

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Migraine Sally's picture

Kdraco, Sweetas!!

My Hunnies!!!!

☻ I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun ☻

gretchenwhit's picture

Adnan looks like he needs a manzier.

Sweetas's picture

kdraco♥, Migraine♥ mah hunnays!

OT I thought we were done with this asshat. Isn't there a middle school janitor that's caught her eye yet? Christ.

christine the hoff's picture

Why are his boobies the same size as mine? I'm suppose to have boobies, he's not! gross!

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Clarisse's picture

Why does Adnan have bigger boobs than me?

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LOVE ANDERSON's picture

Oh come on, let her go all Shitney for the Holidays.
Her pressie to all of us.
She owes us.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

sinnie's picture

Wow, that's the douchiest douche that ever douched.
I wonder what his cup size is?

Brit should be eternally grateful that she's actually got someone who gives a shit about her. Look at Wino, for chrissakes!

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kdracofan's picture

Hi Migraine & Sweetas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

O/T: que sucios!

HOPEFULLY HER PLANE FLIES INTO THE GERMAN ALPS , SO WE CAN GET RID OF THIS NO TALENT , TAX DOLLAR WASTING PIECE OF HILLBILLY TRASH!!!!!!!!

Sweetas's picture

Excuse me dude, there's a tampon string hanging from your mouth.

Migraine Sally's picture

"take off her chonies"

I effin' love the word chonies!

☻ I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun ☻