Monday, November 24th 2008

Brit Still Wants This

Brit Brit still wants Adnan Ghalib's pube strip all over her possum pie so says TMZ. They say that Brit is still talking to the cum fart, but Daddy Spears refuses to let her see him. She's also been bitching and moaning that Daddy Spears won't let her go out at night to party or let her take the kids out during the day. Daddy's got her on a leash and Brit doesn't love it.

During a hearing about the conservatorship on Friday, Brit complained about her daddy to the Commish. Apparently, they've been fighting and she doesn't love him as her master, but she loves others even less. A source said Brit is "acting like a 15-year-old and isn't very contrite about the behavior that led to the conservatorship in the first place." Even though she's not happy with daddy owning her life, she is grateful that he's gotten her business shit together.

This is basically what I'm hearing: the minute Daddy Spears steps down as the CEO of her everything, she's going to flush all her dolls down the toilet, call up Adnan, pull out her pink wig, take off her chonies and go back to gas station hopping and overdosing on Frapps. As much as I miss the crazy old days, it's better that Daddy Spears tightens the leash even more and keeps her close. Besides, even London is over that shit. It's time to move on.

And I don't understand why the fuck Brit Brit still wants to bump it with Adnan? Maybe his dick cheese tastes like fresh Cheetos and his manchichis lactate Frapps? That's my only guess.

Here's Brit Brit dressed like my new agey kindergarten teacher while catching a flight to Germany with her daddy in Los Angeles today.

Posted by: Michael K


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My main research interest was in the comparative study of the pubic bone across primate species. I was convinced that God structured the universe along the same fault lines as he constructed the pelvis.

I am no longer allowed to conduct research, although I am closer to Almighty God than I ever have been.

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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 6:34pm.
Migraine - I haven't seen Uvula in a couple weeks. I think she did.

She be busy with bebe's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They are inducing her labor tomorrow!!!!
BABY TIMES!

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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 6:33pm.
I have a question....

I don't see Uvula around. Did she pop?
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Inducing her tomorrow, Sally. Everyone think good thoughts for her, please! xoxo

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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.

I think Smet is C. Audigier's line. I saw CA has a 16-yr-old daughter named Crystal Rock. tee hee

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Nit
*winks*

I'm still waiting for you to come to my hood yo'

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Uvula was here earlier, Hot Slut thread,
SHE IS SCHEDULED TO GIVE BIRTH TOMORROW!!!!!!

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Submitted by Thornhill on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 6:40pm.
Crazy train, Crazy train, Crazy train, Crazy train...
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You know, I never knew that Brit and Ozzy were related. But now that you mention it...

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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.

Migraine Sally's picture

Oh. My.

*stepping out slowly*

Talk with you all manana!

NitWitty's picture

Sexy Xxyxz!! *Double gainer with a triple backflip wedgie* Lookin' fine, Mama!

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Crazy train, Crazy train, Crazy train, Crazy train...

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ZiggyStardust's picture

No M.E. this post is not proof of anything. It is mindless hearsay.

Are you willfully ignorant or just incapable of critical thinking?

Just as the snake coils around the noble mongoose, so does the hater seek to assassinate the character of the brave.

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Submitted by Deb:
I thought the same thing!
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Figures YOU would! Your brain and mine are soul-sisters!

xxyxz's picture

Nitts!!!!!

*squeeze*

Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 6:19pm.
If you want a bald pubic region, then you ask for a Hollywood.

Ziggy, you're female, right?

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She looks like Melanie Griffith in those pics.

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Submitted by Stock Broker on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 6:33pm.
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On Topic: Shitney is irrelevant so who gives a flying crusty crotch about her.
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Um Stocky, you do realize that you just sang the siren song and now we'll be inundated with Britaloonies, right?

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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.

xxyxz's picture

*chanting*

bring back old brit

bring back the crazy!

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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 6:21pm.
About that shirt he's wearing. His man-boobs are in the way of the other letters and I can't make it out.

S...M....

Hmmm... my guess is the other letters are....

EGMA

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LMAO, migraine! I thought the same thing!
I don't know about you guys, but I'm mentally rubbing my hands together in anticipation of Shitney going off the rails, Part IXX.
MwahHAHAMwaha!

stocky! Adnan doesn't USE douche, he exemplifies douche! ;)
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Migraine Sally ~ I haven't seen ISprainedMyUvula around in ages either.

M.E.'s picture

Migraine - I haven't seen Uvula in a couple weeks. I think she did.

She be busy with bebe's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stock Broker's picture

Ziggy & Farrah ~ now I'm all confused between a Brazillian & a Hollywood.

On Topic: Shitney is irrelevant so who gives a flying crusty crotch about her.

Migraine Sally's picture

I have a question....

I don't see Uvula around. Did she pop?

angry mom's picture

what a stupid cunt
she looks so trashy and dirty still even with her babysitter on her ass bathing her
let her fucking ruin her life-she doesn't deserve any of it-whore
she.makes.me.so.fucking.angry.

jlolover's picture

This girl just wants to run naked around a gas pump while throwing frapp in the air...she doesn't want to tour. Greedy management wanting more money

and I know Adnan doesn't have a nose ring! help me!

M.E.'s picture

This isn't proof that she is crazy. This is proof that she is a selfish fucking twat who just wants to club, booze, fuck paps and do whatever SHE wants. NOT take responsibility for the two children she brought into this world.

FUCKING CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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She'll be here for the X Factor (American Idol for the poor) this weekend....in London. We all can't wait :S

* SAVE THE FORESTS, EAT MORE BEAVERS!!!*

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i don't know what "smet" is, but it sounds nasty.

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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 6:22pm.
Britney will be performing on the X Factor next week. Lord, the UK prays for your mercy, please keep this whore away from our shores.

I cannot wait. It will be a sensational fuck up.

Fixed.

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Biel-zee-bub's picture

If this isn't proof that bitch is fucking crazy what is?

Have a purpose in life--be a bad example

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Britney will be performing on the X Factor next week.

I cannot wait. It will be sensational.

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Migraine Sally's picture

About that shirt he's wearing. His man-boobs are in the way of the other letters and I can't make it out.

S...M....

Hmmm... my guess is the other letters are....

EGMA

☻ I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun ☻

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She needs to do a tour of an unmapped minefield in Somalia. This too would be a good thing..

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christine the hoff on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 6:15pm

AND BLUE CARS DRIVE TOO, SINGER MOM MAKES BODY SPRAY SPINS ON THE STOP ROADS!
Hey I think I owe my monthly Boot Tax...

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Muffy_Simba's picture

She has bad taste in everything! Men, fashion, music, dance moves,etc.

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Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 6:10pm.

No, a Brazilian wax leaves a strip of hair.

If you want a bald public region, then you ask for a Hollywood.

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I hope Pappy Spears keeps this stupid possom brained bitch on a choke chain. Adnoid must be her dealer.

"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."

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Adnan is so slimy looking ,from his international male outfit,Pitt hat,racing stripe pube chin and his broken nose.A total loser!
Brit looks awful too,She really needs to put some make up on and brush her hair.She can hire someone to iron her clothes so I don't even get why she is all wrinkled up.
If Daddy loses any control of her I think she will go back to crazy pretty fast.I am sure she would stop taking her meds and party real hard.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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Thornhill's picture

@BB.. It's been waaaaaaaaaaaay to long..

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If music be the food of love, put another glockenspiel in the easy bake oven...

M.E.'s picture

Ugh, she wants the meth again. DUH!

Everytime I hear something about this twit my blood starts to boil.

She doesn't give one single RATS ASS about getting her kids back, but she wants to be able to act like a 19 year old whore.

Please take all her parental rights away. NOW! Save those fucking boys the pain of seeing this twat and realizing on their own that she DOESN"T GIVE A FUCK about them.

Thornhill's picture

Somebody has to stoke the fire of the crazy train...
The leash needs to be removed, so that all hell can be let loose. It would be a good thing..

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If music be the food of love, put another glockenspiel in the easy bake oven...

Hope she brought lederhosen to complement the hat.

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The wrinkled blouse is making me itchy.

*running to get the Rowena*
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 6:05pm.
Oh come on, let her go all Shitney for the Holidays.
Her pressie to all of us.
She owes us.

SHE OWES HER BLACK ASS TAX TOO! SHE NEEDS TO MAKE TOILET TIMES AT TACO STOPS AND FRAP THE WACK!

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Thornhill on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 6:12pm.

Somebody has to stoke the fire of the crazy train...

*ties Frapp to string and leaves a trail of gas cards*

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Salem13's picture

Its nice to see Brit dressing and acting like a mom. Ugh that picture gives me shivers.

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Farrah ~ thanks. I'm a dude so I guess about what chicks call stuff.

Is this jerk weed into using Summer's Eve while we're at it?

gyeah's picture

I see the cheeto stache in 2nd pic and she's fly as a kite on the 4th.

DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

She's really doing this mini tour of Germany?!

*dies laughing*

She is soooooooooooooooo not ready to tour anywhere yet.

House of Blues Tour 2.0

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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 6:07pm.
That can't be her: it looks nothing like her CD cover.
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Hahahaha, you don't say.

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Sweetas on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 6:09pm

You put the flash in my handle times.
♥ back at you.
OKAY WOW!

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!