Monday, November 24th 2008

Brit Still Wants This

Brit Brit still wants Adnan Ghalib's pube strip all over her possum pie so says TMZ. They say that Brit is still talking to the cum fart, but Daddy Spears refuses to let her see him. She's also been bitching and moaning that Daddy Spears won't let her go out at night to party or let her take the kids out during the day. Daddy's got her on a leash and Brit doesn't love it.

During a hearing about the conservatorship on Friday, Brit complained about her daddy to the Commish. Apparently, they've been fighting and she doesn't love him as her master, but she loves others even less. A source said Brit is "acting like a 15-year-old and isn't very contrite about the behavior that led to the conservatorship in the first place." Even though she's not happy with daddy owning her life, she is grateful that he's gotten her business shit together.

This is basically what I'm hearing: the minute Daddy Spears steps down as the CEO of her everything, she's going to flush all her dolls down the toilet, call up Adnan, pull out her pink wig, take off her chonies and go back to gas station hopping and overdosing on Frapps. As much as I miss the crazy old days, it's better that Daddy Spears tightens the leash even more and keeps her close. Besides, even London is over that shit. It's time to move on.

And I don't understand why the fuck Brit Brit still wants to bump it with Adnan? Maybe his dick cheese tastes like fresh Cheetos and his manchichis lactate Frapps? That's my only guess.

Here's Brit Brit dressed like my new agey kindergarten teacher while catching a flight to Germany with her daddy in Los Angeles today.

Posted by: Michael K


angry mom's picture

It may say
SMUG, SMUT, SMALL, SMARM, SMOG-all those describe him alright.

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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 7:34pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 7:26pm.

Not for nothing, DAE, but it's ok to call shitney a dumb cunt.

Thanks Deb: Britney you dumb cunt. You've already lost the kids...visitation is not the same as living with them, why would you want to see Adnothing again?
He does have some set of funbags though.

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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 7:27pm.
M.E.

While I completely agree with you that Shitney is not bipolar, she still is mentally ill.

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Sterilize this sorry, worthless, talentless, swamp slut so she can't have any more children to discard like yesterday's trash. She's not bipolar or crazy, she's just a spoiled, immature, narcissitic piece of white trash. Let her hop back on the crazy train if that's what she wants. She's much more entertaining that way.

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Submitted by tharuffian on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 7:37pm.
all i can picture is britard, whining..daddy i want a oompa loompa and i want one nowwww..what a waste of oxygen space she is. oy.

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Does his t-shirt say 'Smell'?
Curious.

Cheers.

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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 7:34pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 7:26pm.

Not for nothing, DAE, but it's ok to call shitney a dumb cunt.
It is not ok to call luscious_t one because her opinion is that shitney is bi-polar. Bad form.

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Sorry. *is ashamed* I just pisses me off when people say she's Bi- Polar.

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Submitted by Thornhill on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 7:35pm.

agreed with older posters, they have been here thru her past endeavors...NARCISSIST..
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all i can picture is britard, whining..daddy i want a oompa loompa and i want one nowwww..what a waste of oxygen space she is. oy.

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Well said Deb.

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A court, A COURT, has deemed her unfit to take care of herself and anything relating to herself. They have also found her to be an unfit mother, hence giving custody to K-Fed, which inturn she WILLINGLY signed over.

Bitch has made no attempt to take responsibility for any of her actions.

She fails to recognize that due to her OWN actions, she is in this situation. And continuing to blame others and act like a spoiled cunt rag, no judge in their right mind will award her back her freedom of self choice, nor custody back of her children.

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I always have my bitches on a leash, especially the dumb bitches, so I don't see a problem

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agreed with older posters, they have been here thru her past endeavors...NARCISSIST..

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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 7:26pm.

Not for nothing, DAE, but it's ok to call shitney a dumb cunt.
It is not ok to call luscious_t one because her opinion is that shitney is bi-polar. Bad form.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

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She is a fool!

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Cara's picture

She looks terrible, as usual. "Acting like a 15-year-old" seems to sum up everything about Britney.

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Deb-well said love :)
Maybe a simple lobotomy would do the trick.

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Submitted by Sayonara on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 7:23pm.
What's the matter with her?!

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She a narcissistic slut that regrets having kids.

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M.E.

While I completely agree with you that Shitney is not bipolar, she still is mentally ill.
Hear me out, please.
She is the "perfect storm" of an ignorant, self-involved little girl who gained enormous popularity and wealth, (through her pervy, barely legal song and dance schtick).
Her life has been very "unreal". Seemingly limitless wealth and not one clue.
Anyway, narcissism is bad enough, but how about when your so-called "delusions of grandeur" are made real by the fact that you're the breadwinner for so many people, and the idol of so many morons, and you're richer than a motherfucker!
I have no sympathy AT ALL for this bitch. Her millions were ill-gotten. She abandoned her children almost as easily as she abandoned her dogs.
I'm sure her "bi-polar" meds keep her manageable. Her mother hopefully sees what a monster she helped create.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

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agreed M.E.
This bitch insults every person with very real issues with depression/Bipolar/etc. It really fucking infuriates me that people still make excuses for this dumb cunt whore self absorbed asswipe. Her only disorder is narcissism.

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Sayonara, she is such a selfish fucktard, that she doesn't realize her father saved her fucking life.

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Submitted by luscious_t on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 7:04pm.
She is so going to lose her shit again - typical biolar+ - just like my clients. Seen this with the crazies all too often...

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SHE SI NOT BI POLAR YOU DUMB CUNT!

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Sayonora- Responsibility and keeping her shit together are getting in the way of having a good time.

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I don't understand the meaning of this. Pops took over and she has calmed down somewhat. Now it seems as if she wants to roam free and act a fool. What's the matter with her?!

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yep.
Bi Polar, my ASS.

LYING, spoiled BRAT is more like it.

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Do you suppose Jamie hired a matron to make sure Shitney actually used some soap?
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Dumb bitch. Get over the ass wipe, there are more cocks out there to be had and are attached to better looks dudes than that!

M.E.'s picture

I thought shitters "handlers" were keeping track of her cell calls and they took her crackberry away?

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Submitted by luscious_t on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 7:04pm.
She is so going to lose her shit again - typical biolar+ - just like my clients. Seen this with the crazies all too often...
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Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 7:07pm.

That would actually require her to wash herself.

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Good point! But she was cleaned up when she got her awards at the VMA's. Do you suppose Jamie hired a matron to make sure Shitney actually used some soap?

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

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I say let her go to him - I need another train wreck to watch!! The minute her dad steps out her life the minute she'll go nutso again.

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You know, instead of a guest host for MK when he goes away, he should run a "Worst of Shitney" marathon with the best, (worst?), pictures and stories from Shitney's past when she was a "cool chick".
I confess when it's slow at Dlisted, I sometimes go through the archives for a few laughs.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 7:05pm.
Do Shitney's "people" have no access to ProActiv?
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That would actually require her to wash herself.

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Hey Adnan nice rack

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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 7:03pm.
I know it was mentioned on the first page, but I have to say it again.

He has BOOBS. Not as big as mine, but bigger than a man's should be.
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I was just about to comment on this...er.. development. And I think they ARE bigger than mine. =(

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Hey Adnan nice rack

Deb's picture

Do Shitney's "people" have no access to ProActiv?

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

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She is so going to lose her shit again - typical biolar+ - just like my clients. Seen this with the crazies all too often...

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Hekki's picture

I know it was mentioned on the first page, but I have to say it again.

He has BOOBS. Not as big as mine, but bigger than a man's should be.

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Adnuts and the Narcissist should should get back together fer the holidays. It would be a Christmas miracle..

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Britney and Adnoids were a match made in hell. Although I kinda miss the Frapps, paps, bald, umbrella wielding, gas station hopping and running from the paps while setting a new land speed record on the LA Freeway Britney mess, the world is safer without Adnuts and Shitney co-habitating.

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Well, that explains why Brit was never wearing a bra when she was with Adnan. Looks like he was using them instead.

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asspenny's picture

Does it say "Smegma" on his shirt?

M.E.'s picture

WOOT to Uvula and bebe induction times!! Horray!

Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 6:46pm.
If you must know, my knowledge of waxing comes from my early career as a laboratory assistant.

Cool! *looking up "laboratory /4 waxing"*

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He's got a pretty decent set of moobs there... may need to go to Japan and get one of those man-bra's (or any JC Penney store - before they close).

He's proof that they need to increase her dosage.

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You should have Hot Douche of the Day, MK. Adnan has probably won it for the entire year already though. What an asswipe! Brit's taste in men has officially hit rock-bottom. At least K-Fed took the kids in custody, but Adnan? That dude is an even bigger user than K-Fed. Jamie Spears should put that bitch on an even shorter leash. She just wants to parade the kids around like London!

Your face!

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Nit and Love And,

Oh, good and happy news :) Thanks for the update!!

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Is that a stone interior in Adnan's car? I had no idea that was an available option...

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