Monday, November 24th 2008

Brit Still Wants This

Brit Brit still wants Adnan Ghalib's pube strip all over her possum pie so says TMZ. They say that Brit is still talking to the cum fart, but Daddy Spears refuses to let her see him. She's also been bitching and moaning that Daddy Spears won't let her go out at night to party or let her take the kids out during the day. Daddy's got her on a leash and Brit doesn't love it.

During a hearing about the conservatorship on Friday, Brit complained about her daddy to the Commish. Apparently, they've been fighting and she doesn't love him as her master, but she loves others even less. A source said Brit is "acting like a 15-year-old and isn't very contrite about the behavior that led to the conservatorship in the first place." Even though she's not happy with daddy owning her life, she is grateful that he's gotten her business shit together.

This is basically what I'm hearing: the minute Daddy Spears steps down as the CEO of her everything, she's going to flush all her dolls down the toilet, call up Adnan, pull out her pink wig, take off her chonies and go back to gas station hopping and overdosing on Frapps. As much as I miss the crazy old days, it's better that Daddy Spears tightens the leash even more and keeps her close. Besides, even London is over that shit. It's time to move on.

And I don't understand why the fuck Brit Brit still wants to bump it with Adnan? Maybe his dick cheese tastes like fresh Cheetos and his manchichis lactate Frapps? That's my only guess.

Here's Brit Brit dressed like my new agey kindergarten teacher while catching a flight to Germany with her daddy in Los Angeles today.

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by She She peritta on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 9:08pm.

Britney's an Idiot. That's all I have to say.

That's really all that needs to be said.

sorry, missed the earlier posts about the moobies.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 9:12pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 9:07pm.

PS@Mrs. K: who said that? It's funny cuz it's true! =)
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As for single people, “I don’t know, try eating chocolate cake,” he said.
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LOL! You answered you're own question!

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We shall see Tigerlilly:)
This is funny - I feel like I'm sitting in council at the round table lol.

Submitted by She She peritta on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 9:08pm.

Britney's an Idiot
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No, she's not, ya'll! Dintcha hear her say it? She said it so it must be true: "I'm a smart person. What was I thinkin'?"...in the same breath as "Daddy, let me go fuck that pap"...?

LOL! I forgot which side I'm on.

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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 9:07pm.

PS@Mrs. K: who said that? It's funny cuz it's true! =)
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who said what?
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As for single people, “I don’t know, try eating chocolate cake,” he said.

Is it me or does this dude have moobs?

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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 9:06pm.

I have a couple of friends who are going through some crazy shit right now, and while I am aghast at what is going on, and as much as they bitch and moan, it's all in their respective comfort zones. People do what works for them even if to the outsider it seems dysfunctional or psychotic.
Hey what are ya gonna do?
Bitch slapping does not seem to work.
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As for single people, “I don’t know, try eating chocolate cake,” he said.

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Britney's an Idiot. That's all I have to say.

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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 8:59pm.
You know what, Tigerlil? I am full of faith. I've seen people turn their shit around.
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We shall see...I think Shitney is a lost cause in terms of being a decent productive human being who is capable of genuine empathy, or hell, much genuineness at all. One reason why I think this is because in her interview the supposedly talks about HER boredom..."no passion"..."no exitement"...TRANSLATION: "Daddy Spears won't let me fuck and do drugs"...Sorry, no...OFFICIAL TIGER STAMPED as...LOST CAUSE...next...

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PS@Mrs. K: who said that? It's funny cuz it's true! =)

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 9:03pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 8:59pm.

it's all about identity and beliefs.
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Exactly, Mrs. K. Perspective. And different kinds of experiences lead to different perspectives. The way she lives she's no better than that punk that never got outta the "ghetto". Nawmsayin'? It's a fishbowl.

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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 8:59pm.

it's all about identity and beliefs.

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As for single people, “I don’t know, try eating chocolate cake,” he said.

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Judges just LOVE when spoiled, self-absorbed bitches like Twatney come into their courtrooms behaving like complete cunts.

Daddy Spears is going to be managing her ass until she's 30.

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You know what, Tigerlil? I am full of faith. I've seen people turn their shit around. How far they have to turn it all decides how hard they have to work. Britney would have to work extra hard but I, honestly, don't think she's got anything that can't be fixed. I think the HUGEST issue is getting OUT of that environment. She's still fucking there! I just realized this is her SECOND album since she started breaking down. And she's still there! It's so fucked up. Seriously - if she could just get away. And I am full of hope. I want her to come back as slightly more attractive Jennifer Coolidge:)

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Yeah I'd hit it... with a 10-foot pole.

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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard

I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.

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@ PSL and Angel_I,
Whores will be whores...Ain't nothin' you can really do about a horny bitch 'cept fuck 'em...
I did read an interesting article about situational narcissism vs. Narcissistic Personality Disorder...the latter, there is no hope for, the former, bitches just need a reality check (aka dick slap)...I think Shitney's Narcissism started in childhood, though, which means narcissist for life... Daddy Spears is fighting a losing battle...

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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 8:45pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 8:42pm.
I think of the Sound of Music and Leisl and Rolf.

Me, too: she needs to be in a convent.
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For reals. Give that girlie one year in a convent. I guarantee you she will be a different person when she comes out - and in a good way. There are a hundred ways to do it. But you gotta send that girlie away somewheres strict like.

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The Olsens have better boobs than this douche.

Her skin looks bad.

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I say let the skank do as she pleases, after all, it's her life and her money. BUT...take the kids away so they won't be in the middle of her next meltdown.

And no one step in to save her from herself next time, if this is the way she is going to act.

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 8:42pm.
I think of the Sound of Music and Leisl and Rolf.

Me, too: she needs to be in a convent.

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Countdown to the ca-razy... 3...2...1...

I live in hope.

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 8:36pm.

Shitney loves her some douches...I mean, bitch may be bat shit crazy (read: narcissistic personality disorder with histrionic features), but how long is Daddy Spears REALLY gonna be able to keep her from another DOUCHE QUEST?
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He's SO not! He's TOTALLY making it worse by refusing to let her see him. Whenever I see this situation (which is a lot - which seems very silly to me) I think of the Sound of Music and Leisl and Rolf. Maybe that's when the truth first came to me. The more you tell a silly girl to stay away from a man the more she wants to be near him. Maybe it's some old timey innate thing to help a girlie leave her dad or keep a woman from leaving her mate (don't laugh: that shit is still in us! as weirdly as we act as our higher selves gain more control...)....But anyway. The first thing she's gonna do is get pregnant with Adnan's babay! You just wait and see!

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Tiger, yes, your moral is true....as we have seen with Paris and Lindsay.......:)

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who would land on his strip, he doesn't have good coochie eating lips.

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Submitted by Biel-zee-bub on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 8:25pm.

She's going to be 27, and she's described as acting like a 15-year-old. That's beyond spoiled, that's mental deficit.
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But that's not a professional opinion. It's equivalent to me saying she is a mental deficient as I am wont to do. But I think she's, mostly, just silly and then she's coddled.

Nothing that a good boot camp couldn't fix, IMO.

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Shitney loves her some douches...I mean, bitch may be bat shit crazy (read: narcissistic personality disorder with histrionic features), but how long is Daddy Spears REALLY gonna be able to keep her from another DOUCHE QUEST? This man ain't some super hero and Shitney need her some Massengil spewin' sausage...You know that ho is jonzin' bad for some douchey peen puke...
That bitch is like a ho cat in heat I once had. I thought I could keep that horny bitch inside until it was convenient for me to get a bitch fixed. I opened the door one morning just a crack and that lil' slut took off runnin', faster than a man from Jennifer Anniston...Bitch came home WITH HER FUCK BUDDY the next morning just to rub it in my face. WHORE...Moral of the story: horny bitches gonna find peen...

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Why does Adnan have girl tits??? He looks like he's wearing a bra (or should I say 'mansierre')!

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She should make her own decisions now. She's a grown ass woman. I wonder if he'd let her date anyone!! That's what adults do, you fuck it up and learn from it!! I can't imagine someone telling me what to do. As long as she keeps her shit straight. I think she's learned alot and if she likes him, she likes him.

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he's hot

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She's going to be 27, and she's described as acting like a 15-year-old. That's beyond spoiled, that's mental deficit. Her kids, her business matters, all got turned over to her conservator father because she's incapable of dealing with it herself. Bipolar or not, bitch is fucked in the head. There are some severe issues there. It's way beyond the normal realm of comprehension.

Have a purpose in life--be a bad example

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Nice rack, Adnan.

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I just noticed his moobs. They're like As or something. EW! He must have gotten pectoral muscle implants...yeesh...!

Your face!

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Submitted by _fail_ on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 8:05pm.

dood has moobs

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Yeah, and they're cuter than Britney's.

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dood has moobs

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MADTV: I'm more wizer!
http://www.supernovatube.com/play.php?viewkey=5fc6cbe4dada24923097

"I won't be a crazy skank no more,
I'll be a skank just like I was before.."

She's gonna be in trouble bad. Just like any teen when you play come here go away (hey remember that song?!) she's gonna fall hard when he lets go again. Or she's gonna go nuts tryna get away.

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DAE_ that pissed me off.

And WTF is with those cheap as rings she's always wearing?

UGH!

I'm out for the night. Good night.

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Mentally ill or just plain spoiled, I STILL don't get why anyone listens to her music.

UGH. I have to go to my "Principles of Web Design" class.
Blech.
Me no want to go.

*grumbling, whining, complaining, kvetching*
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As for single people, “I don’t know, try eating chocolate cake,” he said.

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Oh, MK, be the CEO of my everything...my cage, my litter box, my SEXXAY BODY....You know you want some Tiger, you know you do....

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 7:42pm.

...visitation is not the same as living with them, why would you want to see Adnothing again?
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Adnothing?? Hahahahahhaa!

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new brit ad fro "For The Record"

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Party on, Manimal5!

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

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Submitted by angry mom

It may say SMUG, SMUT, SMALL, SMARM, SMOG-all those describe him alright.

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YES yes yes, how could I have missed that. Smarm is exactly right.

When one is filth, it is appropriate to wear a t-shirt advertising as such. Gals like Brit Brit don't have extra time to find out of you are a leech hell-bent on destroying their lives for personal gain.

Which is why advertising is so important.

Cheers.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 7:41pm.

Maybe you are right, Mrs. K. She is probably more Hystrionic than mentally ill. Fuck, I'm no psychiatrist! But I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express!
I agree that doing crazy things is not the same as being bi-polar.

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Submitted by Thornhill on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 7:43pm.
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Bloody oath mate.

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She's not bi-polar, just a pampered brat who got in over her head and now realizes she doesn't want the responsibility. Without this conservatorship, she'll lose visitation with her kids.......she hasn't learned, the only reasons she's slightly cleaned up is b/c the few adults around her have had to take drastic measures.

A complete waste of space.

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Adnan has the blow- that is why she wants to see him again.

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@JS...she'll be right mate...More experienced..

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