Brit Still Wants This
Brit Brit still wants Adnan Ghalib's pube strip all over her possum pie so says TMZ. They say that Brit is still talking to the cum fart, but Daddy Spears refuses to let her see him. She's also been bitching and moaning that Daddy Spears won't let her go out at night to party or let her take the kids out during the day. Daddy's got her on a leash and Brit doesn't love it.
During a hearing about the conservatorship on Friday, Brit complained about her daddy to the Commish. Apparently, they've been fighting and she doesn't love him as her master, but she loves others even less. A source said Brit is "acting like a 15-year-old and isn't very contrite about the behavior that led to the conservatorship in the first place." Even though she's not happy with daddy owning her life, she is grateful that he's gotten her business shit together.
This is basically what I'm hearing: the minute Daddy Spears steps down as the CEO of her everything, she's going to flush all her dolls down the toilet, call up Adnan, pull out her pink wig, take off her chonies and go back to gas station hopping and overdosing on Frapps. As much as I miss the crazy old days, it's better that Daddy Spears tightens the leash even more and keeps her close. Besides, even London is over that shit. It's time to move on.
And I don't understand why the fuck Brit Brit still wants to bump it with Adnan? Maybe his dick cheese tastes like fresh Cheetos and his manchichis lactate Frapps? That's my only guess.
Here's Brit Brit dressed like my new agey kindergarten teacher while catching a flight to Germany with her daddy in Los Angeles today.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 10:59pm.
Ok, you know you got that "tiara" at Forever 21, Monkey, don't front...and you know you was pouring monkey piss down the drain, not no catnip, and as for the zoo keepers, they all accounted for...so??? Poly.Blend.Ho. Admit it! It's like Kim from ATL and her wig...We know yo' Monkey ass ain't Cashmere...
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*screaming* Bring it! *looks both ways, runs & jumps into hamper, locks it from the inside* *mumbling* I was kidding. You the bitch in charge of the Dlisted house. *pouting* But I ain't poly. I'm silk & cashmere. *adjusting debutante tiara*
*kicking side of hamper with little sock monkey foot*
I gotta get some sleep. Nite. Nite.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Britney is STUPID. Period. Why would she encourage this relationship? BECAUSE SHE'S A WEAK UNFIT HOOKER.
We know yo' Monkey ass ain't Cashmere...
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I think Socky once fell in love and was spurned by a cashmere scarf.
The love that dare not speak it's name... sigh SIGH.
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Man- you guys are mean to Brit Brit! I think her parents were the problem in the first place. They didn't ground her in much, and they whored her out at a young age, and now she's just a cash cow that they won't stop pushing. It's really sad- the record company, the hundreds of employees her earnings support, especially during this recession- its overwhelming to think about. And its depressing that in the end its all about money. Nobody is stopping her because they have car payments to make, and since her parents gave her no education beyond dancing (and she did seem like a nice kid on MMC- and I don't think she was an attention whore at all- that was Xtina cus that girl knew she was the best singer, but anywho...), she's just stuck doing what she knows: being a puppet. If her father really cared, he would try to get her out of her contract and take her to an island retreat somewhere with a therapist. But no-he's giving in also. Get her the fuck out of LA, asshole. Shit, I feel like I could raise her better and I'm younger.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 10:43pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 10:31pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 10:19pm.
Yeah, yeah, what do you expect from a Poly/Nylon(and MAYBE cotton?) slut Oh, yeah, this lil' lint trap whore will try to convince you of her 'cashmere' lineage...Don't buy it...All lies, lies I tell you...
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*adjusting diamond & emerald tiara* *slowly pouring high grade catnip down kitchen drain* *slicing tenderly cooked zoo keeper's leg into small pieces & feeding it to Bozo* *wiping hands* *little sock monkey nose in the air* *stomping off*
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Ok, you know you got that "tiara" at Forever 21, Monkey, don't front...and you know you was pouring monkey piss down the drain, not no catnip, and as for the zoo keepers, they all accounted for...so??? Poly.Blend.Ho. Admit it! It's like Kim from ATL and her wig...We know yo' Monkey ass ain't Cashmere...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Funny hos! I missed it keeping my kid up way too late so I now notice:(
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Why doesn't this surprise me? I never really thought that she had a mental illness, but instead is a very immature, self-centered, spoiled princess that refuses to grow up -- and the "illness" was positioned that way to cover up things.
And when she doesn't get her way, she just throw tantrums and acts out -- and any medication that she might be is just to prevent her from getting too extreme in her ways of acting immaturely. But does she need the medication? No -- she just deserves quick hard kick in the butt -- repeatedly.
I think hes wearing one of those manbras. I kinda can see the underwire
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 10:31pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 10:19pm.
Yeah, yeah, what do you expect from a Poly/Nylon(and MAYBE cotton?) slut Oh, yeah, this lil' lint trap whore will try to convince you of her 'cashmere' lineage...Don't buy it...All lies, lies I tell you...
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*adjusting diamond & emerald tiara* *slowly pouring high grade catnip down kitchen drain* *slicing tenderly cooked zoo keeper's leg into small pieces & feeding it to Bozo* *wiping hands* *little sock monkey nose in the air* *stomping off*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Tigerlily, I can honestly say that I would not. Only because his landing strip is better than mine. And yes, I am a jellus h8tr. :)
We all stand in judgment, but how many of you whores would hit that shit...Be honest...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 10:19pm.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 10:13pm.
Tsk, tsk, tsk...it all goes back to huffing dryer lint and Borax.
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Yeah, yeah, what do you expect from a Poly/Nylon(and MAYBE cotton?) slut Oh, yeah, this lil' lint trap whore will try to convince you of her 'cashmere' lineage...Don't buy it...All lies, lies I tell you...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by NaNoop on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 9:57pm.
This dumb shmoe is DEF sportin' some pec implants. Gross!
What do we think pec implants are made from? Saline water bags like boob implants, or plastic molds like chicken cutlets?
Either way, it's gotta hurt.
Organic tatas for everyone, I say. have mercy on the chesticles.
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 10:13pm.
Tsk, tsk, tsk...it all goes back to huffing dryer lint and Borax.
*shakes head sorrowfully*
*nibbles hash brownie delicately*
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SQUID BRAINS, please. --MK
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 10:10pm.
*waving like Pageant Bitch at islandgirl and Tiger*
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Ok, you know, your BOO, don't wave like no pageant bitch unless he's masked at a gay parade....not that he's gay....
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Well, Add-on claimed he was getting death threats, I betcha ShitShit was sending them as part of her plan to get her Daddy to see him, "BUT PA, ADDY IS GETTIN' DEAD STUFF, SEE, I DUN PUT, "HOPE YA DYE TERROR PERSON", SEE PA, SEE!!!!"
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Oh, Love Anderson, MARRY ME... I especially lurves the "but pa..."...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 10:10pm.
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Hee hee, I see road kill.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 10:08pm.
Adnan is the fragrance of jock itch cream.
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Comes with an autographed picture of his peenal landing strip. Yeah, you know the dude shaves that, too! *bitch slapping self* Why did I just write that?
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
*waving like Pageant Bitch at islandgirl and Tiger*
Well, Add-on claimed he was getting death threats, I betcha ShitShit was sending them as part of her plan to get her Daddy to see him, "BUT PA, ADDY IS GETTIN' DEAD STUFF, SEE, I DUN PUT, "HOPE YA DYE TERROR PERSON", SEE PA, SEE!!!!"
Daddy Spears: "Uh huh, I see, your Mom spells like that too. Now go to your room and practice your Cool."
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
bit bit is so boring ... who is more boring bit bit or nikky ...
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 10:01pm.
They probably make douche cologne with his face on it. Ugh!
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No, that's the Puff Diddy "Unforgivable."
Adnan is the fragrance of jock itch cream.
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SQUID BRAINS, please. --MK
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 10:04pm.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 9:58pm.
But the question remains, does Add-on still want ShitShit?
Where's that sex tape Adnone promised us awhile back?
Does he have to have Daddy Spears permission to sell it?
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SQUID BRAINS, please. --MK
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 9:58pm.
But the question remains, does Add-on still want ShitShit?
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Yep, as long as there's enough PURPLE DRANK to milk from her used up udders, he "wants her" to use and abuse...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 9:58pm.
But the question remains, does Add-on still want ShitShit?
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Does Kentville issue green cards?
*waving*
hwood'
goodgawd, she has lost her kids most likely for good. Let her be the good mom/aunt/friend to them. But she isn't in jail like she said. I know more crazier than this and at least she has $ to back that crazy up.
They probably make douche cologne with his face on it. Ugh!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
But the question remains, does Add-on still want ShitShit?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
This dumb shmoe is DEF sportin' some pec implants. Gross!
I've seen a few men with them in the last year- some guy with a disproportionately large pec muscle while the rest is obviously scrawny or least ways NOT on board with the size of the moobs.
It's hilarious AND nasty all at the same time.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 9:51pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 9:42pm.
Sorry, but Shitney is never going to get better
Agreed.
Now can we please discuss how Adnan better watch his Turkey Breasteses this week? That looks like some white-ish meat on steroids in the chichi area.
*pops a Dexatrim*
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I can suggest a really good minimizer bra...
Otherwise you moobies havin' ho's need surgery, plain and simp...*plugging tiger ears to Bambam...* cuz that busty man whore never called me back...I need wine...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
MK you know waaay to much.. I should not read your posts while eating
Said it once and I'll say it again: His shirt says "Smegma."
I say let the skank do as she pleases, after all, it's her life and her money. BUT...take the kids away so they won't be in the middle of her next meltdown.
And no one step in to save her from herself next time, if this is the way she is going to act.
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EXACTLY! And I have to admit that I hope she totally fucks up and nobody helps her.... welcome to the real world beyotch.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 9:42pm.
Sorry, but Shitney is never going to get better
Agreed.
Now can we please discuss how Adnan better watch his Turkey Breasteses this week? That looks like some white-ish meat on steroids in the chichi area.
*pops a Dexatrim*
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SQUID BRAINS, please. --MK
Sorry, but Shitney is never going to get better...In the realm of P.R.? Yeah sure... WAAAY BETTER...happened alerady...But she will NOT make a transformation into a genuine, empathetic, humble and grateful human being because she's SIMPLY NOT CAPABLE OF IT...It's not going to happen. And mark my words, those two boys she shat out WILL be the future poster children for abortion...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 9:22pm.
Pastor’s Advice for Better Marriage: More Sex
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/24/us/24sex.html
I see the potential for all kinds of fallout from that sermon. If your spouse isn't putting out, would some strange improve the marriage? Like doing the dishes, are spouses going to hear, "It's your turn?" What happens on movie night?
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
I'm thinking Adnan might be good with Kim Zolciak.
Jussayin.
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SQUID BRAINS, please. --MK
You know that mugshot pic from the other day... the guy with the chola eyebrows and the effed up nose? I could be wrong, but I think it's Add-on, sans wig.
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He's hot fer a lizard..
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“God thought it up, it was his idea.”
Those are some sexed up lookin' parishoners!
Makes me wanna go get married! Ok, not really.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 9:20pm.
Please forgive me. I have a lot of stress today and I'm taking it out here.
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Eh, don't sweat it, doll.
It's all good.
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As for single people, “I don’t know, try eating chocolate cake,” he said.
Thanks, Mrs. K!
PS. That is IF by being a prisoner she is not referring to having to stay home at night. Slut.
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Here ya go, doll
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Pastor’s Advice for Better Marriage: More Sex
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/24/us/24sex.html
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As for single people, “I don’t know, try eating chocolate cake,” he said.
mrs. kravitz that pastor missed a day of having sex because he was too tired, lol
MK we will miss you dear, have fun, eat lots of turkey and crap and hurry back.
xoxo
The news never makes any sense. So last week she went from being back with K-Fed and working things out to back to this guy? He's lucky homeland security doesn't nail him first. Gross. The funny thing is, the way he walks around with that landing strip on his chin and those sunglasses, he actually thinks he's the shit. He is shit though. Just not THE shit.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 9:13pm.
OH
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there was an article in the NYT today about a pastor who recommends a lot of sex for his married parishoners (sorry I can't spell that word)...not the single ones cuz ya know that would be a sin.
I will go find it.
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As for single people, “I don’t know, try eating chocolate cake,” he said.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 9:10pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 9:06pm.
I have a couple of friends who are going through some crazy shit right now, and while I am aghast at what is going on, and as much as they bitch and moan, it's all in their respective comfort zones. People do what works for them even if to the outsider it seems dysfunctional or psychotic.
Hey what are ya gonna do?
Bitch slapping does not seem to work.
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Respectfully, Mrs. K - how very American of you! *giggle*
I don't think she needs a bitchslap, necessarily. But when she talks about being a prisoner - I can actually hear that. She can't break away on her own. And no one that can FORCE her to - seriously, her company could say: here, go rest. Forget your contract for a minute and fix your shit. But you know they're not saying that.
Both her AND Daddy Spears are just compliant in the face of those people, I can smell it from here. And I know - they just keep pushing and pushing. Not necessarily in a mean way; but they keep motivating her in that direction. And I think it's cuz they gotta finish making their projections on her. They do really have to let her go. Even if they just refused to help her with this shit. Come on! Videos, photoshoots, a documentary, an album, a tour? They could just say: No. We won't support that. But, obviously, they don't.
Please forgive me. I have a lot of stress today and I'm taking it out here.
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And as for Ativan....yuck.
Forgot to say "mental illness" MY ASS.
SOOOOOO telling that the term "contrite" is used to describe the way she is expected to feel, but fails to.
Would ANYone expect somebody to feel remorseful of things they DIDN'T have control over?
She is simply a whack-ass narcissist who can't say no to her impulses, because SHE'S THE QUEEN B.
Worthless skank.