Monday, November 24th 2008
Hot Slut Of The Week: Kim From "The Real Housewives Of Atlanta"
(Note: When I googled "Kim Zolciak" this picture came up and I almost fucking died. This is the best I've seen her look!)
Birthday: 1938 1978
Age: 30 (cough, gulp, heave)
Birth Name: Bitch Please Zolciak
Original Date of HS of the Day: November 18, 2008
Claim to Fame: Kim is "famous" for sucking Big Papa's cock for money and then getting on a reality show to promote this! My idol.
Where is she now? Kim is no longer with Big Papa, so I have no idea how she's getting paid. Kim says she's posing in Playboy soon, but she probably had to pay them to get in the magazine. Maybe her wig cleans offices on the down low at night?
Why is she HS of the Week? Because Kim is the voice of this generation (sorry Kanye).
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Geez, I'd hate to see what her merkin looks like.
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Happy Thanksgiving Y'all!
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 5:14pm.
El B.,
Ein minuten, bitte!!!! Free Izz xmas cards!?!? Noooo! I've been robbed! I didn't even get free cards when i paid 100.00 bucks to have dinner with him!!?!?
Ah well, maybe only his countrymen get the good stuff!
Yep, 5 of 'em!! Did i tell ya that we went for a drink with him after........all right, i wont rub it in!! I wish. Top choice for dinner companion, higher on the list than Shannyn Sossamon!!!!!!!
Gotta go now, Goodnight! xxx
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 5:17pm.
Is there a curly fry stuck in that fucker?
holleee shit
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Yes, and it was stuck in the weave before it left her head.
Is there a curly fry stuck in that fucker?
holleee shit.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
El B.,
Ein minuten, bitte!!!! Free Izz xmas cards!?!? Noooo! I've been robbed! I didn't even get free cards when i paid 100.00 bucks to have dinner with him!!?!?
Ah well, maybe only his countrymen get the good stuff!
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 5:08pm.
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*Picking bugs, twigs, & crumbs out of Dee's merkin* Baby, I've never been able to say "no" to you.
What's so sad about this is somewhere there is a family of squirrels that saw this picture and will now spend Thanksgiving thinking that their Aunt Edna was ran over by a semi.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 5:07pm.
Soooooo yeah, he looked good but i saw him in a frock before, just more original!! Still, hes in a blokey mode!
Did you get the free Izz xmas cards? :o)
Dame Judy Dench was there, so i heard!!
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 5:07pm.
I bet homeless birds flew past that weave saying "hell no".
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By bird you mean "Slitty" and by weave you mean "my merkin." :P
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I bet homeless birds flew past that weave saying "hell no".
you forgot to mention that she is a size 2 MK!
I hate the holidays!
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"We do not gnaw on our kitties"
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El B.,
Ah, you are a wise Dlister!
What did you thing of his stripped down look vs. exctv tranny? Dec 23rd! Do EET!!! Slip in your camcorder!!!!!!
Stomach problems THEN ripped muscles?!?! You need a body guard! Or a mom =)
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
That wig looks as busted as her face.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Ahahahhahaa!! That is fecking priceless.
StockBroker LMAO! Did you do it? Guess we all owe ya $20. WELL worth it.
Damn she looks effing hot!!!
*dies laughing at piccy*
I totally saw this coming.
Thank you, Michael.
I was/am terribly depressed about your selfish little holiday from us, and now you made me laugh.
I almost forgive you for the temporary abandonment.
*hides face in own wig*
*sobs and snots a little bit*
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Yes, you read the word "Playboy" correctly. Not Playpig, Playdoggy or Playraggedywiglover.(MK)
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 4:55pm.
El B!!!
Oh! Did i tell ya!! Great show! I wish I could see it again!!
Re: Ripped muscles!??!?!? OUCH! OUCH!
Yep, on some crap called etoricoxib, maybe an op!! Just getting over a stomach complaint!!
Dec 23rd, tickets on sale £20-£60!!!!! London Lyric, yep, gotta go!
*note* replied here as people moan when you chat on CT thread!
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Only thing missing are the tire tracks.
This post almost got me over the Programing Notice lmao. I have to work on Thanksgiving too. What a fucked up week this is turning out to be.
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Now you're just making a mockery out of the title.
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love the debris imbeded in the wig...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
HA HA HA HA!!!!!
I got my avie when i googled Mickey Rourke and it was this dude he was partying with at leather daddy bar in Miami... AND it had a link to D-listed....magical!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Go MK, It's ur birfday! I mean - you should win some kinda google prize for that.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....this bitch is NOT WORTHY!!!
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
hmmmmmmmmm... in an interview she said they'd been together for 3 years but at the end of the finale, didn't it say they had broken up after 7 months?
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They were dork-sided!
that's one hot bitch right there
That's the melody to funky town!