Monday, November 24th 2008
Hot Slut Of The Week: Kim From "The Real Housewives Of Atlanta"
(Note: When I googled "Kim Zolciak" this picture came up and I almost fucking died. This is the best I've seen her look!)
Birthday: 1938 1978
Age: 30 (cough, gulp, heave)
Birth Name: Bitch Please Zolciak
Original Date of HS of the Day: November 18, 2008
Claim to Fame: Kim is "famous" for sucking Big Papa's cock for money and then getting on a reality show to promote this! My idol.
Where is she now? Kim is no longer with Big Papa, so I have no idea how she's getting paid. Kim says she's posing in Playboy soon, but she probably had to pay them to get in the magazine. Maybe her wig cleans offices on the down low at night?
Why is she HS of the Week? Because Kim is the voice of this generation (sorry Kanye).
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hahaha...good photo
Kim tipped $40 on $140 her server was happy .. she said she was SINGLE and that she is a nurse... weird huh ........
Everyone knows the best wigs can be picked up from the streets of San Francisco:
http://www.doublefine.com/news.php/site/comments/free_wig/
TONIGHT, RHWOA REUNION SHOW- KIMS HO BEAT DOWN- I HOPE NENE OR LISA OR HEREE OR ANYBODY, DAMN EVEN THE ONE WITH LOCKJAW OR THE HOST MAYBE- PUNCHES HER OR AT LEAST BEATS THE WIG DOWN! SORRY FOR ALL CAPS!
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
That picture of the lonely weave, it's KILLING me! LMFAO!
"fuckity fuck fuck!"
"Fuckin a fucker. I should have used the word fuck more..."
"TENNIS CANS AND MOTHER FUCKEN GREEN BEANS!"
I bet that's the wig Kim was wearing while she was a stripper "Barbie" at the Cheetah in Atlanta? ..No wonder Lisa and Deshawn have decided not to come back for a season 2..I bet those NFLers..and NBA reps loved this!!! BTW..Big Pops owns the Cheetah strip club!
Submitted by divabartender on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 11:59pm.
buzzkiller!
how did she tip?
did she get drunk and strip? anything...?
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BALLOONS!
girlfriend still makes 29 or 30 (whatthefuckever) look busted.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
Kim came into my North Atlanta bar a week and a half ago and let me just say that in person:
she DOES look better than on TV
she STILL looks older than 30
she is DEFINITELY smaller than when they filmed .. and
she COULD be a size 2 but is more likely a 4 or 6, but has either lost a lot of weight or the camera really does add pounds!!!!
U know Nene deserves this title more than her...
Team Nene!
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 9:43pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 9:09pm.
Submitted by Rosaqi on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 9:01pm.
hahahahahaha. IG, your grammar is too good. Fewer verbs?
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Them verb things... they's action words, right?
I love how the spammers are without avie these days. They're not even working for it anymore.
Maxi was robbed!
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 9:09pm.
Submitted by Rosaqi on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 9:01pm.
hahahahahaha. IG, your grammar is too good. Fewer verbs?
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 9:09pm.
I know that corner, but can she find a black man there? she seems to be hungering for love as she starts her career...
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SQUID BRAINS, please. --MK
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 7:17pm.
Only if Quince has gone blind AND deaf.
True, TITS, I think dumb would apply here too.
Submitted by NYC. on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 7:25pm.
Some think "Big Poppa" is Atlanta's own MARRIED real estate developer Lee Najjar.
http://bricksandstonesgossip.com/2008/10/16/who-is-big-papa-on-atl-house...
THAT LITTLE KID?? That could be her son! Oh wait no, that's his son.
Anyway...people are fucking nuts.
Submitted by Rosaqi on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 9:01pm.
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OMFG, that picture...
MK, I am so going to miss you while you're away!
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President Obama - Get used to it! :)
MK once again you come out on top bb. I'm literally in tears laughing at this.
Submitted by newitalian on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 8:08pm.
HA! That's great! Do you see them a lot?
Here in Oakland we like to refer to this as a
TUMBLEWEAVE.
Fuck Kim. Make that wig Hot Slut of the Week!!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Submitted by kacky on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 4:59pm.
hmmmmmmmmm... in an interview she said they'd been together for 3 years but at the end of the finale, didn't it say they had broken up after 7 months?
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Yes, she did say seven months! LIAR LIAR
All I want for Christmas is you oooh oooh baby... MC
Submitted by gyeah on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 6:23pm.
Some think "Big Poppa" is Atlanta's own MARRIED real estate developer Lee Najjar.
http://bricksandstonesgossip.com/2008/10/16/who-is-big-papa-on-atl-house...
Submitted by gyeah on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 6:23pm.
Is this "Big Poppa" Quincy Jones?
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Only if Quince has gone blind AND deaf.
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BALLOONS!
Are the Motherfuckers Ready For the Fatherfuckers? Are The Fatherfuckers ready for the Motherfuckers, Are the Motherfuckers ready for the Fatherfuckers? No.
Her weave looks like someone set it on fire inside the packaging, and then melted it to her forehead.
She's totally a size 2 in this pic, MK! It's her best angle.
Your face!
She doesn't look fat in this picture.
Is this "Big Poppa" Quincy Jones?
You funny outcasts have kept me 20 minutes longer at my desk than I needed to be. I'm outta here, catch ya later. Someone pick up that weave, the men's bathroom is out of toilet paper.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 5:55pm.
LOL. No, this avie just expresses my opinion about my life in general. :-)
And I would never torture a real monkey by making it look at Kim's weave.
Ha! Hope we can comfort each other when MK's away. I'll be lonely...
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it really is time for the world to end. That's it, we had good run, but this madness cannot go on! Jesus, please push the button! (MK)
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 6:07pm.
One word, sweetie: sploshing
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As for single people, “I don’t know, try eating chocolate cake,” he said.
Dee: ♥♥word to your word♥♥.
I don't know what that means, I'm just excited over the thought of having chocolate cake & dick tonight, I have just dun lost mah mind!!!
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 5:57pm.
Sweetas please, when you're on the board, the stock in Depends goes up.
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Word to your momma! ♥
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Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? ~C. Montgomery Burns
Everything in its Right Place
Submitted by gigi jenkins on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 5:07pm.
you forgot to mention that she is a size 2 MK!
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She's confuzzed...its her weave that's a size 2. Her weave is the hawt slut...not her.
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
Hahahahahah......this totally made my shitty monday
better. If I had a shot of Jameson or Ketel One at
my desk, i'd fedex it to MK right now.
Thanky, thanky.
Sooooooo, Live blog tomorrow night......:)
Sweetas please, when you're on the board, the stock in Depends goes up.
Leona, did you select that avie just for this picture?
Sluttsville! You make it hard for a girl to keep her game face on!! But please, don't stop. :)
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 5:12pm.
And Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
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it really is time for the world to end. That's it, we had good run, but this madness cannot go on! Jesus, please push the button! (MK)
Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 5:47pm.
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Thank you Sweetas.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 5:07pm.
I bet homeless birds flew past that weave saying "hell no".
*shakes with laugher*
*looks insane to coworkers*
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 5:34pm.
yes and my drunken urinating behind Burger King which ended with me hiding from the cops
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LOL, now I remember you confessing that....oh the confessions when one is holed up in the house during a snow storm.
Her "hair" is roadkill. Perfect.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 5:29pm.
yes and my drunken urinating behind Burger King which ended with me hiding from the cops..
being grown up sux.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 5:25pm.
That's what happens when you get your drunk on at a fast food place, trust.
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I think that you & I once discussed my drunken misadventure at a White Castle.
IT'S A CLIPON!!!
I think Dorota was robbed, though...
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 5:18pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 5:17pm.
Is there a curly fry stuck in that fucker?
holleee shit
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Yes, and it was stuck in the weave before it left her head.
That's what happens when you get your drunk on at a fast food place, trust.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
You say you twenty-nine but you know you really eighty-niiiiiine.