Monday, November 24th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
AnnaLynne McCord makes it too easy - Hollywood Tuna
Waaaaay tooo easy - Egotastic!
Nicole Kidman was a big mistake - Lainey Gossip
Fishsticks Paltrow has naturally beautiful and luxurious hair - Just Jared
Zac Efron + Leo DiCaprio = WTF - Popsugar
What did the dolphin do to deserve this? (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
A UFO hit Canada! Okay, it was really a meteor - Towleroad
Salma Hayek's chichis are my heroes - IDLYITW
A-Rod is a Kabbalah School dropout - Hollywood Rag
High for the holidays - Cityrag
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remember girl friend, you can bite these, you don't have to deep throat them (I have to remind her ... sometimes she forgets)
oo, I c. Thank you for everyone who clarified the fishsticks name for me!
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Actually I've heard that Kidman is better than Jackman. Hollywood Reproter called it her most engaging performance in years. Wow!
I love those twisty donuts sometimes if I'm feeling a little adventurous I choose one of those instead of a normal glazed donut.
Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.
Submitted by Rosaqi on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 9:14pm.
So I'm hungry......
How about a peanut with a side of chipmunk?
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SQUID BRAINS, please. --MK
I liked Nicole Kidman in Dead Calm. She was really cute and natural looking then. Then she married Tom Cruise. He seems to destroy women.
So I'm hungry......
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can't stand nikky kidman makes me want to vomit! as for hugh jackman he was sexy a million moons ago now he like brad pitt has had the sexy sucked out of him!
tbh anything called "Australia" makes my alarm bells ring "typical american style blockbuster" BORING!
Aw, poor Madge. ARod needs to run while he still can. Did he not know how nuts she was before now?
You know Guy is laughing his ass off over this.
"I'll have what she's having" - Estelle Reiner
Submitted by Stock Broker on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 5:15pm.
"Australia" will prove once and for all what Forbes magazine said about Nicole Kidman: she's the most overpaid & overrated actress around.
Geezus, how the hell does she keep getting hired?
===>Fucks me too. She irritates the jebus outta me.
Did anyone else read *Anal* when they first glanced at AnnaLynne McCord's name? No? Just wonderin'..
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Madame Bovary, c’est moi ~ Flaubert
"Australia" will prove once and for all what Forbes magazine said about Nicole Kidman: she's the most overpaid & overrated actress around.
Geezus, how the hell does she keep getting hired?
That's actually cute that Leo is being a mentor to Zac! Leo started at that age in Hollywood, he managed to keep his star bright, it's nice he wants to teach Zac how to play the game!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Is it just me, or does Annalynne
McCord just seem like she has "Evil Bitch" written all over her in the same way Denise Richards does???
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Nicole Kidman has a boring on screen presence but then again Jackman is not my fav either,both seem boring
Fishsticks Paltrow needs a good conditioner asap
Zac Efron + Leo DiCaprio?I never understood Toby and him either.
Salma Hayek's chichis are magnificent but her face looks a tad busted in those pics.
A-Rod is a Kabbalah School dropout.He probably did it on purpose knowing it would free him from Vadge.I don't blame him one bit!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Mon, 11/24/2008 -
WOW OK YEAH!
You should see his boot moves
CALL THE COUNTY!!!!!
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damn you lucky beesh. Pudge is serious awesomeness!
@Slutts: that would be the one that got away...*sigh*
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 5:01pm.
Mrs. K, are you sure that Clarisse, Farrah, and I have not dated your Pudge at some time?
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No, I am not.
He's a babe magnet, you guys are babes, sooooooo...you do the math, sugar tits.
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YAAAAAAAY! How you been my dear? I blew the most impressive booger today. I thought of you.
ya know, Madonna has done very well making sure she is not photographed together with A-rod, all the more proof that Angelina made sure that the paps got photos of her and Brad together at the beginning to rub it in Jens face!!! They could have obviously prevented it if they wanted to!!!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 4:55pm.
Then watch out for Pudge cuz he's a bourbon ho. He'll make all kinds of promises that he cannot keep.
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Mrs. K, are you sure that Clarisse, Farrah, and I have not dated your Pudge at some time?
Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 4:58pm.
i can't wait to see Pudge's choice of "couture" for the party. I heard he has some serious fashion moves..
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WOW OK YEAH!
You should see his boot moves
CALL THE COUNTY!!!!!
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YAAAAAAAY! How you been my dear? I blew the most impressive booger today. I thought of you.
snowpiece,
I love your avie! And that may be true, but I had sex with your wife!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Bango,
"hated the little fuckers ever since."
Bwahahahah!!! Priceless.
Jeffro,
Yeh, the kids table is the place to sit!! They get to play games and watch TV at dinner!
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
Submitted by Salem13 on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 3:55pm.
Dude, I saw mine July 5, 1993. I was looking towards the east on my fire escape. I saw what I thought was a plane flying south, then stop and completely change direction. I was freaked out! I know what I saw. It wasn't a helicopter.
So yeah, that's my UFO story. ;)
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 4:53pm.
I sit there cuz I WANT TO...more interesting than re-hashing the last 5 T-Days. LOL
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I won't disagree with you there, plus for some reason my Aunt Flora who constantly expects everyone to wait on her hand and foot because of an arthitis problem, all of sudden decides she needs to fix her own plate and holds her line at the adult table year-after-year.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 4:45pm.
*smiling, with tears running down my face*
You're coming to the latke party, right?
You are all invited to the latke party...no more engraved invitations, OK? Just get your arses over there on 12/20
And bring booze.
(Pudge likes bourbon.)
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i can't wait to see Pudge's choice of "couture" for the party. I heard he has some serious fashion moves..
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by BangoSkank on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 4:55pm.
No no, THAT IS in fact fucking FUNNY! LMAO!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 4:48pm.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 4:44pm.
Sweet sweet innocent naive Jeffro
*pinching Jeffro's cheek and patting his tush*
Sigh.
That shit don't work in real life.
And no mother worth her salt would fall for it anyway.
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I guess it's different between mothers and daughters. Anytime I'm sick of the BS I'll just go off on some D-List type tanget and sooner or later I'll be set free. This is why the menfolk spend pre-dinner time either watching football or out in the garage.
But thanks for the pat on the tushy...more, please? :)
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The next time you have a thought...LET IT GO.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 4:51pm.
My family lives very close to the Maker's Mark distillery.
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Then watch out for Pudge cuz he's a bourbon ho. He'll make all kinds of promises that he cannot keep.
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YAAAAAAAY! How you been my dear? I blew the most impressive booger today. I thought of you.
I pooo on you xxyxz you are my tub girl!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I don't know who that chick is, but she certainly knows how to eat a pastry. Dig it.
Regarding the holidays.... I can't wait to get asked the "when are you two going to have children?" question for --you know-- the millionth time.
My fav is when people have the nerve to ask "why" we don't have children. I tell them in a deadpan voice....
"Just before meeting [my wife] I was brutally attacked **LONG PAUSE** and repeatedly gang raped by a pack of four year olds. **SHORT PAUSE** I've never fully recovered, and have hated the little fuckers ever since."
I know, it's really not funny, but the reactions I get never fail to amuse me.
*hides from Snowy*
Okay...this thread is turning into a big warm stinking pile of
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 4:48pm.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 4:44pm.
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Jeffro....thanks for the advice and just out of curiousity; do you still have to sit at the kiddie table during family gatherings?
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I sit there cuz I WANT TO...more interesting than re-hashing the last 5 T-Days. LOL
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The next time you have a thought...LET IT GO.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 4:45pm.
(Pudge likes bourbon.)
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My family lives very close to the Maker's Mark distillery.
HA HA HA I knew you would say something like that Snow Piece!
LATKE PART-AY AT MRS K'S!!! WOO WOOO WOOOOO!
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xxyxz : oh. ok, I see. so listen, if you need any CHOPPED LIVER for your thanksgiving feast~I'm right over here, beyotch! ♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
XXYXZDMX!
Is it ok to say that I miss you guys when i log off?
Seriously, you all and the silly jokes make me happy.
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 4:44pm.
Sweet sweet innocent naive Jeffro
*pinching Jeffro's cheek and patting his tush*
Sigh.
That shit don't work in real life.
And no mother worth her salt would fall for it anyway.
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YAAAAAAAY! How you been my dear? I blew the most impressive booger today. I thought of you.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 4:44pm.
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Jeffro....thanks for the advice and just out of curiousity; do you still have to sit at the kiddie table during family gatherings?
Mrs .K
I'll be there
LoLo
I wouln'd be here if it wasn't for you dumb assery
fer realz
Stank! *hugs*
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I need a hug LoLo!
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Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 4:41pm.
*smiling, with tears running down my face*
You're coming to the latke party, right?
You are all invited to the latke party...no more engraved invitations, OK? Just get your arses over there on 12/20
And bring booze.
(Pudge likes bourbon.)
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YAAAAAAAY! How you been my dear? I blew the most impressive booger today. I thought of you.
Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 4:41pm.
Your mom sounds like she was a fun lady, xxyxz. Best wishes for a nice holiday. These things are tough.
Who needs a huggers from LoLo times?
xxyxdmxz? Im sorry i didn tread all the comments and i was just posting dumb shit while you all were being serious for a second.
I apologize for my dumb assery.
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Slutts/Farrah/Clarisse-
You ladies are taking the wrong approach with the nagging mothers. Defuse the whole situation.
"Why as a matter of fact Mom, I AM seeing someone. Right now he's having dinner with his 2nd wife and their 2 kids, later I might stop by when he has a late dinner with his 3 kids from the first marriage. (Their mom is still in rehab, poor dears.) I'm sure you'll get to meet him soon since he's not working and he had to roll over on his last drug connection. Now don't give me that look Ma, he's real good to his other kids and once he's done at the halfway house next year, he'll kick the 2nd wife and kids to the curb and the trailer will be ALL OURS!"
You're smart, just keep it rolling until you get an "ARE YOU SERIOUS???" Then you say..."NO...now don't ask me about men again."
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 4:36pm.
I *wish* my mom had given me tsuris about marriage and children.
That I could have handled.
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awww... actually my mom has never ever given me advice on anything (except good designer crap. She's gooooood!)
And to all my sluts, except for that "thing" that can't be human, you can have my mom for the holidays. Give her a tiny bit of Bailey's and she gets really fuunnnyyyy (you're reeeeaaaallyyy cuteee, you cuteeee thiiiinnnggg)Lightweight.I'll share her funny ass with chu!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Mrs.K
I called my mother 'mother dearest' one time and she almost died at that moment!
you remind me of her a little. She knew a lot and LOVED to read all the time. She was great at trivia and celeb gossip...
I'm totally shocked that she even eats. Although that donut thing is probably pretty apropos!
Your face!
I *wish* my mom had given me tsuris about marriage and children.
That I could have handled.
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YAAAAAAAY! How you been my dear? I blew the most impressive booger today. I thought of you.