Suri's Sunglasses Cost More Than Your Rent
Suri Cruise, the hardest working girl in showbusiness, was on the streets of Manhattan during her morning shift today. If Tommy Girl and Katie bring Suri out on Thanksgiving, they better give her holiday pay. Those custom made PradaGucciArmaniVersaceBurberryWhoever dresses don't come cheap!
Speaking of those dresses, Tommy Girl told Entertainment Tonight that Suri refuses to wear pants and only wants to wear dresses. He said that Suri is a "girlie girl" and "she won't wear pants. Kate finally got her in jeans the other day. We put the pants on and walk away and the pants are off and the dress is on." Like Tommy Girl, like daughter! That's why Katie always looks like drained caca in the face, because if she's not fighting Suri about wearing another dress, she's fighting Tommy about the same thing.
Here's Suri and that woman in NYC today. Yes, Katie looks like shit again. I should just customize my keyboard with a button that will automatically type "Katie looks like shit again" whenever I hit it. That would save a lot of time.
That kid and her dresses are FUGLY
When my daughter was 2, she wore a dress all the time, and never wore pants. And she had to have pretty shoes to match, too! This lasted for almost a year and she's still quite the fashion diva today! :)
lydia6, I assert myself as the parent & she knows I'm the boss, but I definitely "pick my battles" & if she wants to wear a dress all the time, then fine. But if she tells me what to do or is disrespectful, then it's on like Donkey Kong.
I'm also a big fan of "learning the hard way" parenting; she says "I don't want to wear a coat", I say "But it's 40 degrees outside", and when she goes outside without a coat and says, "Mommy, I'm cold, can I have my coat?", I figure the lesson has been learned! :)
Although I can't for the life of me figure out why Suri doesn't have a coat on-maybe she does, but she takes it off for the pictures. :)
And why is Katie dressed like Laura from "Little House on the Prarie"?? Fugly.
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What in Sears Portrait Studio hell is this shit?! MK on Britney Spears' album "Circus"
Submitted by loric on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 2:48pm.
I know a lot of people think Suri is cute, but there is something "off" about her. I can't put my finger on it, but something in the milk is not clean.
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Man I've been saying this since her "first" photo shoot when she was 6 months - I think she was born with a major facial birth defect that was "fixed". If you remember, there was not shot of her until the big reveal on the cover of People, I think it was People anyway. But from that moment on, she has ALWAYS had her hair plastered on her forehead. There is one picture where she was running down the sidewalk and her hair blew back off her forehead and there was a huge red mark on it. That combined with the fact that babies heal from cuts, scars, surgery etc super fast, I think she was worked on.
When their popularity falls enough, there will probably be a big confession about it on Oprah, to boost their popularity again.
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yay, for a suri fix! she's A-dorable! barley and all!
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
I read that Holmes and Yang children's wear line in US Magazine but cannot find confirmation of it on the 'net. All there is is the adult wear. Sigh. I so want it to be true, Tom and Katie whoring out their child (and freezing her ass off as well) for the almighty dollar.
Anyfrock, here's Suri's fashion blog:
http://suricruisefashion.blogspot.com/
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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan
I meant the baby... not Katie. She has looked like Tommy for a while now.
Maybe I am seeing things, but I actually think this one is starting to look like Tommy. The nose, the sneer...
Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 9:35pm.
It makes me sad that this plucky little girl has such nimrods for parents.
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I think she's going to grow up to be a HUGE CUNT...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
It makes me sad that this plucky little girl has such nimrods for parents.
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I agree with everyone who says "pick your battles", but you know everyone just lets Suri do whatever the fuck she wants.....
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My friend started letting her kids pick out their clothes when they were like 8 months old...ok, I'm lying, but they were about 3. BIG MISTAKE. They wear stuff that doesn't match!!!! And that is wrong.
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I completely understand the only wanting to wear dresses, a lot of little girls go through that. My only complaint was not putting a coat on her little butt!!
I think Katie looks great and suri is just a little girl so she can wear what she bloody well likes!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 8:46pm.
True. No Tiger maids and chefs? Do what I do: ignore the cooking and cleaning and spend far too much time on the Webbernetz.
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 8:35pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 8:25pm.
Oddly enough, I grew up to be relatively butch, even though Ima straight ho...
hahahaha. Stop it! I'm pretending to work here (as the office empties out at 5:02).
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I find pretending to work far more productive than actually working, cuz I get more of what *I* need done....Pretending to cook and clean does not have the same affect, however....Yeah, go figure...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 8:25pm.
Oddly enough, I grew up to be relatively butch, even though Ima straight ho...
hahahaha. Stop it! I'm pretending to work here (as the office empties out at 5:02).
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
I was one of those kids that wouldn't wear pants...I was such a PRISS...Yeah, one day it was really cold and my mama MADE me wear the one pair of pants I owned at the time (I was about three or four). I pitched a fucking fit!!! To me, it was dressing me as a boy. It was that simple. Despite my temper tantrum, I still had to take my tiny tiger ass to school in pants (fug pants too) cuz I was no match for my mama...However, she didn't ever make me wear pants again...so who really won??? Huh?
Oddly enough, I grew up to be relatively butch, even though Ima straight ho...Yeah, took a while, but the transform is complete...This bitch don't wear a dress unless I hafta....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
what in the sciento-hell is Katiebot wearing?
As the mother of 3 kids, I agree you have to pick your battles. When my youngest son was 6 he insisted everyone call him "Jose" after a infamous baseball player. This is the same kid who wore his Michael Jordan tee shirt everyday for 6 months...he grew up ok...not too fucked up. Whew!
Anyone who wants to debate anyone else's comment about "not having kids so you don't know what it's like" can bite me! I hate when parents use that lazy excuse as to why their kids rule the house. You obviously haven't put your foot down to teach your kid... Adult (me) Kid (you)... Parent (me) Child (you)... I pay the bills (me) You do what I say (you). If all she wants to wear are dresses, fine - if you don't mind her in them - but COME ON! It's freezing outside, the KID should have no say unless you want them to get ill and die! That's bad parenting. Grow a pair, stop making excuses for your kids because you're too lazy to raise them right and have a true relationship for them to respect you.
How would you go about finding out the designer of that dress, anyone know? I want a knock off of it!
Hey, Hekki. Did you get the info on the show tonight?
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Submitted by FilthyBitch: "It truly makes me sad when I see these celebrites that make comments like "my 2 year old daughter refuses to wear pants"... oh, so your 2 year old daughter is the boss of you. Gee, you don't forsee any problems with that?"
You must not have children. When you have finally wrangled your 2 year old into pants and she takes them off and you put them back and go brush your teeth and you find her pants-less again and putting on a skirt and you are already late for work, what are your choices? Do you spank? Do you yell at her? Do you make yourself later? Do you beg and bribe?
You pick your battles. I let her wear the skirt. While there are certain things for me that are non-negotiable, what she wears is not one of them. If she wants to go to pre-school looking like a mismatched doofus, fine with me. I'm more concerned that she says please and thank you and knows the letters of the alphabet and doesn't hit other kids.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen: "I call bullshit on this Suri only wants to wear dresses jazz. How CONVENIENT then that her mother has a child's wear line out called Holmes and Yang that Suri sported all summer long and into the fall, without a COAT, so the hardest working woman in show business could advertise mommy's clothing line."
Hmmmmm... That puts an interesting spin on things.
Digging the Ranch Bliss compound wife and kid complementary outfits
Hell must have frozen over..Suri has on a Jacket!!!
Meanwhile, Momma Kate, get my fucking flannel bedsheet back here STAT
Not digging the Laura Ingalls look.
Suri has to be trained to stop picking her nose. She's gonna catch a cold.
Wait til Britney sees this outfit!
I think they both look cute.Suri is dressed warm and Katies outfit is cool.She needs to put some face on though.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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I usually hate what Katie wears, but I actually like this. I like the whole outfit in fact. I would wear it. If it weren't so...ruffly? at the bottom it would be perfect.
Ok, ok.... OK. I have completely given up on Katie, she is a lost cause. period. (WTF is she wearing now, wrong wrong wrong from top to bottom). Xenu has her and is turning her into tommy girl before our very eyes. Enough of the F'ing fugly oversized sunglasses already!
Suri will surely grow up to be an addict, a therapists meal ticket or in prison. WTF? why do these so called celebrities feel the need to parade their kids like the latest accessory? It's revolting. I pity these kids really.
Freaks, the lot of them.
Katie was rummaging through Goodwill stores for the hot buys and found this Little House on the Praire knock off. Suri looks hot per usual. She reminds me of my friend who never wears jeans, always skirts!
Your face!
Lil Katie on the Prairie. That kid so looks like Chris Klein and her.
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Uh-oh. That dress. Is she preggers again?
Dear God where did Katie find that dress she is wearing?
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 4:20pm.
And Katie. Gawd, Katie. Jesus, Katie. Go be somebody, wouldya???
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I take it Suri felt one of those upskirt breezes early on and there was just no turning back for her. And Katie. Gawd, Katie. Jesus, Katie. Go be somebody, wouldya???
Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 4:14pm.
Angel-i
if my son would let him, He'd be nekkid ALL THE TIME!!!
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Haha! My daughter too! She actually comes home from school and strips naked sometimes. She'll be all: UGH. It's SO good to get out of these CLOTHES! AHHH! lol
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if my son would let him, He'd be nekkid ALL THE TIME!!!
My kid has gotten girlier over time. She's always been pretty balanced but she likes to play rough. Right now, she's all about the army pants. Cuz she likes to look like the forest. Cuz she a Forestian, you know. Just ask her.
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I knew a few 3 year olds who only like dresses. I knew one that would only wear underoos. So her parents went out and bought her a set for everyday. She walked around like that with a blankie and a teddy for a year.
PS. Like adults don't have weird lifestyle demands like that. It's just part of being human.
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Okay, Suri's special because she just wants to wear dresses, my daughter went through that stage at 2, not because she loved dresses so much, but rather she didn't like the confinement of pants.
I have personally known a lot of girls who went through a stage where they INSISTED in only wearing dresses, except they were a little older. But you know, Suri is an amazing woman.
Isn't Suri going to be 3 very very soon? Like, next month?
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 3:53pm.
Hey Angel whats Crotchfruit?
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I think Katie made that awful dress out of one of my Holiday table cloths.
Suri is two freakin years old...she doesnt walk around demanding only dresses! I dont believe that bullshit for a min.
Tommy girl is a crazy ass..and lets just leave it at that.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 2:53pm.
OMG! Look at Suri in thumbnail #6- she is totally Chris Klein's!!
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Thank you. I've only been saying this from the start. No way in hell is she Tommygirl's baby.
katie has potential to be a real hollywood cutie, even though she cant act, she could at least look the part, but tommy sucked the life out of her & now i think he is her stylist too...she has been dressing so horrendously for the past 6 months at least. suri looks like she may be a funny little girl with an interesting personality, but she isnt as cute as lots of other kids i have seen. she looks mostly like katie i think with the hound dog eyes & potatoe-ish nose.