Monday, November 24th 2008

STFU Mischa Barton!

Mischa Barton and Nicole Richie both have a line of headbands out and Mischa's got her cellulite in a twist, because she wants Nicole to step off her idea. Some bitch told Star Magazine (via Popcrunch), “Mischa is furious. She feels like Nicole completely copied her idea.”

I'm furious at both of these fugly ass slugs for trying to compete with the world's only premiere headband designer! Look at this hot slut below! How can you compete with this? Mischa and Nicole both need to take their headbands, shove it up their asses and leave headband designing to the real artist!

If Pocahontas was alive today, she would get on her knees and pay homage to headband design genius Phoebe Price!

Images: Wenn, Wireimage

Posted by: Michael K
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No Words's picture
Submitted by No Words on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 1:06pm.

Headbands are stupid. There, I said it.

Ang's picture
Submitted by Ang on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 1:05pm.

Headbands are so LaToya circa 1983.

LOVE ANDERSON's picture
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 1:05pm.

So PP hangs out at JoAnn fabrics too, hmm.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

KD's picture
Submitted by KD on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 1:05pm.

Oh please, like she invented headbands or something.

PP looks like humpty dumpty spilled his guts on her.

howcomebubblegum's picture
Submitted by howcomebubblegum on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 1:04pm.

Hahahaha, I love Phoebe's picture! So classy!!!

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