La Pequeña As A Dude!
La Pequeña has a new video, but this time she kept her baby nalgas and nippies covered! She's playing some dude named Leonardo Farkas. According to Wikipedia, he's some kind of businessman from Chile who is known for giving away money on the street to strangers. He's apparently considering running for the President of Chile next year. Obviously, he should be President for the simple fact that he has a truly gorgeous mullet that looks like it was made from the pube bushes of the angels.
La Pequeña's wig looks like it was made from the polyester balls that Kim from "The Real Housewives of Atlanta's" wig coughs up. Even though this video needs more bare trannyness, I was still entertained thanks to the use of the theme from "The Greatest American Hero." That song cures all. Whenever I'm having trouble passing a butt nugget, I play that song and out it comes!
And if you're disappointed because you were expecting to see a half-naked midget tranny in this newest La Pequeña video, I've posted some pictures of Xtina from last night's American Mess Awards to hold you over. It's pretty much the same thing.
UPDATE: I forgot to add the video of Xtina's performance from last night, because I blacked it out. Xtina did a 7-minute long medley of her greatest hits. 7-minutes in HELL! She sounded like a deaf lion going into labor while having a seizure.
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oooooops... she got the lyrics wrong while singing gennie in a bottle
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Submitted by Jan_In_The_Pan on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 9:19am.
I like the very end where you hear the audience roaring and they pan past the unimpressed brothas in the front row.
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For reals. WTF is up with that?!? They look like bodyguards. I don't think those dudes are allowed to enjoy anything.
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I thought Christina sounded pretty damned good.
I do love Xtina. As time goes by more and more....but she needs a new choreographer..and yeah...I would love to see her hair more natural looking.
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Fuck you are up early! And you are all happy and shit - what the fuckity fuck Michael K?
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I like the very end where you hear the audience roaring and they pan past the unimpressed brothas in the front row. Were they upset because she was wearing what they'd planned to wear for their performance later? Eeesh. Not even polite clapping for them, huh?
She sounded like a deaf lion going into labor while having a seizure.
I like Christina, but THAT is some funny shit!
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
Not La Paquena's best work, imho.
And I thought that was Vadge at first (esp. 1st 2 thumbnails).
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Lighten up, Francis.
I am DEFINITELY not feeling this whole Monday thing. I want to slice off Christina's dumbass tapping fingers.
I didn't see the show but I think Xtina actually looks pretty good. Love her boots. Could never wear them in my life (as if I could afford them anyway) but really love 'em.